Cowboy Standoff - SNL

>>> TELL 'EM THE PEARL RIVER GANG AIN'T MESSING AROUND. >> OH MY GOODNESS, EARL! >> CAME AS SOON AS WE COULD. >> WHAT HAPPENED? >> THE PEARL RIVER GANG! THEY CAME TO TOWN AND SHOT EARL. >> I'M FINE, IT'S JUST A SCRATCH. >> THAT GANG IS OUT OF CONTROL, AND WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. >> WELL, THEY'S ALWAYS HOLED UP IN THEM FOOTHILLS OUTSIDE OF SANTA FE. I RECKON WE GO GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THEY OWN MEDICINE. >> RUN STRAIGHT AT 'EM, GUNS BLAZING. >> HOO-EE, LET'S RIDE! >> OR -- AND HEAR ME OUT ON THIS -- WE COULD TUNNEL DOWN INTO THE EARTH AND COME UP UNDERNEATH THEM! >> WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> THEY'RE EXPECTING A DIRECT ATTACK. BUT IF WE TUNNEL INTO THE EARTH, WE CAN COME UP UNDERNEATH AND SURPRISE THEM! [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH MY GOD, THERE GOES THE GENIUS, TALKING ABOUT TUNNELS. >> TUNNELS? LERON, I THOUGHT YOU WAS THE ELECTRIC HORSE GUY. >> YEAH, ISN'T THAT YOURS PLUGGED IN OUTSIDE? [ LAUGHTER ] >> SURE, I DO LIKE ELECTRIC HORSES AND SELF-DRIVING HORSES, WHICH ARE JUST HORSES. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I'VE ALSO BUILT A MACHINE THAT CAN DIG A TUNNEL 10 TIMES FASTER THAN A GOPHER. I PROPOSE THAT THAT WE USE IT TO AMBUSH THE PEARL RIVER GANG. HA HA HA! [ LAUGHTER ] >> THE HELL YOU LAUGHING AT? >> I JUST REALIZED THAT PEARL RIVER IS AN ANAGRAM FOR PREVAIL ERR. PERHAPS THEIR PREVAILING ERROR IS NOT EXPECTING A SNEAK ATTACK. HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> IS THIS GUY LIKE SLOW? >> YEAH, WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SAYING STUFF LIKE THAT, LEROY? JUST BE NORMAL. STOP TRYING TO REINVENT THE WHEEL. >> HM. >> AW, DAMMIT, NOW HE'S TRYING TO THINK ABOUT A NEW KIND OF WHEEL. >> BESIDES, WE AMBUSH THAT GANG, WE'LL NEVER FIND OUT WHERE THEY HIDE ALL THEIR GOLD. >> OH, YEAH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT TOO. WHAT IF INSTEAD OF PANNING FOR GOLD WE JUST CREATE OUR OWN CURRENCY? [ LAUGHTER ] >> CURRENCY? >> YEAH, WHAT THE HECK WOULD IT BE BASED ON? >> WHATEVER WE SAY IT'S BASED ON. >> THAT AIN'T HOW MONEY WORKS! [ LAUGHTER ] MONEY IS A GOLDEN ROCK THAT WE DIG OUT OF THE GROUND. THEN WE HOPE NO ONE KILLS US BEFORE WE TRADE IT FOR PIECES OF GREEN PAPER. IT'S A PERFECT SYSTEM. >> I DON'T KNOW, GUYS. LERON SOUNDS PRETTY RICH -- I MEAN, SMART. [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK MAYBE I SHOULD SPEND SOME TIME WITH HIM UPSTAIRS WHILE YOU GUYS TAKE DOWN THAT GANG. >> I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO FORNICATE WITH YOU, LOUISA, BUT THE OVERWHELMING ODDS ARE THAT YOU HAVE SYPHILIS. >> EXCUSE ME? >> IT'S ACTUALLY A COMPLIMENT. IT MEANS YOU'RE SUCCESSFUL AT YOUR JOB, WHICH IS A PROST ATTITUDE. >> OH R. WELL, THEN, THANK YOU, LERON. SEE, THAT IS GENTLEMAN. >> THEN I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY, I THINK YOU HAVE SYPHILIS AS WELL. >> HEY! [ LAUGHTER ] IT DON'T WORK WHEN YOU SAY IT. WHEN LERON SAYS IT, IT'S FINE BECAUSE HE'S ECCENTRIC. >> ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH! OKAY, LOOK. IT'S NOT LIKE LERON'S ALWAYS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING. >> YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THE TIME WE ROBBED A BANK AND HE REFUSED TO WEAR A MASK? >> OKAY, FOR A WHILE I THOUGHT MASKS WERE DUMB, BUT NOW I ADMIT MASKS MAKE SENSE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, SEE? NOW, THE PLAN IS SIMPLE. THE PEARL RIVER GANG CAME AFTER US WITH GUNS, AND WE'RE GOING AFTER THEM WITH GUNS, END OF STORY. >> LET'S TAKE A VOTE. WHO WANTS TO FOLLOW WHY IS PER TO A GUNFIGHT THAT WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY LEAD TO YOUR DEATHS, AND WHO WANTS TO DO MY INGENIOUS TUNNEL PLAN? >> GUNFIGHT! >> GUNFIGHT! >> I DON'T KNOW WHY I TRY. >> I'M IN TOO, I JUST NEED A MINUTE. >> OH, EARL! ♪♪ ♪ HE MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST AT DRINK HE MIGHT GIVE OFF A COUPLE STINKS ♪ ♪ BUT OF ALL BARTENDERS IN THE WORLD WE DON'T KNOW NONE AS FUN AS EARL ♪ >> WAIT, THE CLOSING SONG'S ABOUT EARL? BUT I'M MAKING THE OLD WEST THE NEW WEST! ♪♪ ♪ EARL ♪ >> HISTORY ALWAYS REMEMBERED -- EARL.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Id: mOctrS7j8dg

Length: 4min 30sec (270 seconds)

Published: Sun May 09 2021