Conan Made Sona Miss Her Haircut | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

Sona yeah I believe you have the mic okay I already talked to you about this because I made you pay me back in some way but I made a hair appointment four months ago that was just barely going to be getting me in time today for our recording session and then I find out you want to record earlier so I have to cancel my appointment and then I pay the full price for the appointment and then say how much that is I'm not going to do that I will $300 don't do it I don't want people thinking I'm bougie it was at Super Cuts it was $45 Super Cuts yeah I don't know if Super Cuts is still around but so it wasn't Super Cuts hold on a second I'm going to try and um I'm going to dish out some reality here but come on you keep going well what I'm saying so I got I got not upset but I was frustrated so then we went and ate just now and I I'm not even that hungry but I ordered a sandwich and I ordered almost every pastry they have cuz I knew Conan was was paying yeah you loaded up I think a banana yeah and you ordered a Porsche Boxer while you're at the counter it's so much more than delivered in an hour yeah okay here's the chain uh I was up really early this morning dealing with some uh stuff uh and very early and then I realized we're not starting till 1 in the afternoon I can go earlier and I this is how I thought I thought I can go earlier if it's okay with the gang and if it works for them meaning sometimes because you guys have little kids I think maybe you're going to you if you can get in and out faster it's better for you so here's what I write this is my text to Adam sax by the way I'm happy to go earlier today at noon if that helps anyone period or not comma whatever oh that change things a bit does then I hear from Adam is that your preference I'll send an email if so why did you make why' you make Adam's voice like that because he's just like you can tell he's craving it's not a direct imitation but it does capture now listen to this and then I said feels like it might be good to get going but I'm only putting this out there if it works well for Matt and Sona okay that's and look at this one is also fine that is my text and then um then it says everyone is good to go at noon now this is a phenomenon that I'm familiar with where I say you know it might be nice if if if if people want some tea I could have tea brought in is that what you want Conan this is bring me the head of what is it Thomas aquinus that whole thing you know like oh no someone rid me of this medson priest and then they go and kill him you know what I mean exactly so I think that exchange shows who huh no no no Sona please we all know you were reading Thomas aquinus on the way in uh but my point is I don't think I can even there's this game of telephone that happens and I have a really good uh example of it which is um when I first got the late night job you know me I am a uh pathologically chatty person who likes to get to know people say hi uh and I noticed that none of the interns would look at me and I thought oh they must really hate my comedy they must really despise me and then I found out after like two years that it was a hold over from the previous late night regime you're not supposed to look at the host and it was this game of telephone like don't you look at Conan so you probably noticed that Envy can actually be a motivating force that inspires people it could I guess like you probably come in every day and look at me and go wow I envy being Conan O'Brien not at all not even in the slightest the looks the talent that head of hair nopity dopy Envy is commonly regarded as a vice but it can be a good thing Envy can be a catalyst for creation inspiring the world to raise the bar and Angels Envy is a bourbon that is worth the Envy okay so that's where we're going with this that's where it ended up I was wondering where you were going you had right ahead I would have known Angel's Envy is finished in Port barrels that's the key which adds a layer of complexity to the whiskey and gives it a unique and approachable flavor whether it's for someone special or to bring to a housewarming party Angel's Envy makes the perfect gift with its unique bottle design Angels Envy bourbon finished in Port barrels is sure to be the Envy of any bar cart 2 look for Angels Envy bourbon finished in Port barrels please drink responsibly copyright 2024 Angels Envy bottle by Louisville Distilling Company Louisville Kentucky I think that based on my texts these charges are outrageous go ahead I have a rebuttal the distinguished gentle woman from Altadena yes Matt could make it and what I was thinking I was like I know that if I tell everyone we have to start at 1 because I have a hair appointment I will not hear the end of it from you no no you misund understand no no con no first of all first of all con today Sesame Street brought to you by number two cor you would no no no first of all I have an interest in you getting your hair worked on Wow worked on well I'm just saying it is it's a mess sometimes I didn't have any product in today because I thought I was getting my hair done well I'm saying sometimes you come in and I feel like if I shook you office supplies would fall out oh no but I mean you're not helping your case well what I'm saying I need more pastries listen I shake your hair I would have been you I'm sorry I'm on your side I'm on your side if she sneezes three crawlers are going to fall out Sona Sona I I would have said fine please get the hair taken care of get that taken care of that's what I would have said you know what I mean no you wouldn't have yes you would have been like oh she needs to get her hair done gu okay then would have made me hear for like two months analogy son what if you heard what if you heard like Sona said you know what it would be good for me if I could go at noon and I said I can do that I'll just cancel my appointment with my psychopharmacologist and I that's okay because he was going to up my Prozac you'd say no go get the proac yeah well I'm saying you got to get that hair taken care of could it be that all this rivalry and all our contention on this podcast is actually the the fault of these middlemen that are handling these communications no oh definitely it's his fault no no no it's cuz I knew the bits were going to come you say and this is not your fault I'm not victim blaming here but why didn't you just say I can't do it yeah because I don't want him to make fun of me man look at your smile I'm smiling cuz you think this stopped me making fun of you I just I just switched to the other position and we started a segment to grill and now it's turned to where's I all I did was switch to the I wish you had gone to the hair appointment cuz you've got to get that hair straightened out and fixed that's all I you know what I mean come on so you can't for you to say I did all this I gave up this and and what do you mean you made this appointment months ago are you meeting with the dolly llama who's cutting your hair been ongoing saga she's been trying to get in with this this person forever I know so I I I got in with another person who I actually really liked I got my haircut from her by her and then she made an appointment for me four months from that date only get it four months later because she was doing it otherwise I would have to wait a while long and you already changed it once for this day right can I no I didn't I just talked to her about guys can I make a suggestion Sona as you know I went to Armenia with you it's kind of a famous episode and I am going listen I am I am a bit of an icon in the Armenian Community I'm not bragging I'm just saying I am an icon and that's not bragging wait a minute I'm looking that up what I just said oh yes that's a total insane delusional kind of true because I I have some street cred with the Armenian Community okay so I say we call this woman we talk to her on mic and I say we need to make an appointment what why do you think she's [Laughter] Armenian oh my God you think I just go to all Armenian people for things yes I mean I do is she Armenian yes she's not she's not I said that as a joke she's not she's not she's not Armen again and this has nothing to do I'm sweating and I'm wearing a can we do a two-parter and we'll call her on the next segment yeah okay which Community is she from cuz maybe I have Street Credit in that community no you defin she's half black you're you're definitely not you're are you kidding you think so I am loved in the black community I don't know I just said that it's not true but um I go around saying that at the top of my lungs all the time yeah when I walk when I walk down the street sometimes I just shout I am loved in the black community it's a form of Tourette's I have which is exactly why you're probably not we should get EB on Mike and find out if I'm loved in the blackunity we really should I she won't do it it we have to black out her camera but she'll do it maybe black out camera that's racist but listen it's not your fault it's the way you were brought up um well you thought that she was Armenian just cuz I'm Armenian and you think I go to all Armenian things do you go to mostly Armenian people for your to deal with things in your life that's do you or do you not where do you get your Chinese food from Arman dalab basian makes the best won in town he does make good W I think we need to get this person on the phone we'll do another segment but we do have to cover the greater issue of of the fact that the schedule changes so much around here that you don't even see how much we're juggling things to try to make this okay well see this is the problem I am never going to change anything again do you guys prefer and I'm this is you know this is me this is we're talking about this we're talking about this stuff directly if we're scheduled to go at 1 would you prefer noon if noon's possible or would you rather it just I I figured you would I like 11 even cuz then there's less traffic going home what about you son um you look I'm going to be completely honest this is the one day I actually had something that conflicted oh my God that's right I forgot you you have nothing to do you haven't even you can't even get your hands on your children cuz you have 30 family members when was the last time you physically saw your children was it April I think April was the last time you saw them no what I'm saying is I am very flexible what do you prefer um we've talked about this I know I actually prefer earlier too I think we CH we did it earlier and then we changed it later so there was time to eat but you also you don't eat I don't eat a lot no I'm trying to stay uh you know lean for the camera but then you're going into a 1:00 session with no lunch and you got no steam if we went at 11 you're still riding high on breakfast buddy but but listen to me with no food I mean at one and look how good that is I mean you're afraid it's GNA be too good I'm afraid there's a level of good that people can handle God and do you know what I mean no yeah yeah yeah yeah oh what did you write he just wrote rap cuz I just said you talking about how good you are rap me with low blood sugar Dark Side of the Moon you know and then you want to make that album 10 times better I don't think people can handle it man I don't think people can handle it it be too all right uh I think we learned nothing in this segment other than there is a major Communications problem because I did redo the actual texts I was trying to be considerate and then it turns into the monster demands we all scramble in there at noon and you which was not the which was not the message you are really nice and also our schedule is not I'm really what uh I'm not going to say I'll edit it out don't worry thank you um but what what I'm going to say is you it is a very flexible schedule there's very little justification I have to not be available yeah and you got to let's get the hair oh come on I am actually being nice I know I'm and I'm being nice too as a friend I mean you can't walk around that thing's going in a million different directions at once anything about the fact that I was so scared about the bits that would come knowing that if they came anyway I know man I'm not safe now you're you're you're you've been hit with bits you've been bit hit and you're out $300 all right to be continue yeah gor will make up the 300 it's that's on him all right peace out

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Published: Thu Feb 22 2024