Bill Burr - Sexual Assault Reaction

you water alright um so we've got another one from Billy bird okay okay I'm a baby this is a bill bird on sexual assault sexual not a laughing matter I guess son let's go first off we've heard them you know dissection controversial issues he's seeking a cruise ship one-time population management yeah puppies strong population gold-digging [ __ ] you know black and white athletes yeah yeah yeah you know let's go man okay this is bill burr on sexual assault here we go yeah do you know what's hilarious about sexual assault versus it hilarious about it is how women are acting like that is a uniquely female experience you know it's funny I actually to the letter of the [ __ ] law within the last two and a half years got sexually assaulted in this business by a woman yeah and this is my story I feel like I can live my truth and be brave tonight and share this with you it's on a percent true [ __ ] story I was doing stand-up I was doing a private gig all right private gigs are the [ __ ] worst you do a public gig anybody can show up it broadens what you can talk about right you do a private gig it's like everybody grew up on the same [ __ ] streets all your jokes got to go right down [ __ ] Main Street or your vomit so all you do is listen to the first comic to hear what's working and what is it you just listen to him as he's up there struggling going okay they like bread talk about bread don't make fun of the troops stay away from the troops right so that's what we're doing right and out of the host but burnout brings up the first act okay she goes on stage she's not really a comedian more of a personality she does her [ __ ] or whatever and I'm standing there looking at my jokes figuring out what I'm doing she wraps it up he goes on stage she goes to get off I'm thinking okay I'm next I'm looking at my stuff and she just walks right by me and just [ __ ] ooh just flicked me right in the head of my dick I couldn't [ __ ] believe it I know you're thinking I know is this a friend of yours was she flirting with you is this a joke none of the above you know what it was I swear to god it was like a bully vibe like she was trying to get in my head oh yeah you go you little red dick dude my first time as I saw her walking away I just wanted to punch her in the back of the head as hard as humanly possible like literally make her leave her shoes the side of my brains like ah nah dude you can't do that to that it's a woman and it's just Bubble [ __ ] put her in the Aston dude can't enter it's a woman oh [ __ ] it tell somebody tell somebody and all I'm thinking is like dude I'm a guy can't [ __ ] tell anybody nobody gives a [ __ ] what happens to a guy I'm gonna walk up to another man be like excuse me sir but she just flicked me in my feet like that at all no I didn't all the guys gonna be like doing it she did to me I would have taken my balls out to explore up top super ball bad so now I'm just standing there I'm waiting to go onstage the dudes doing my intro I'm trying to think about jokes about bread and the tip of my dick is still stinging the right is he's gonna bring me on all of a sudden she came walking out because she's gonna go back off to a [ __ ] car and that's when my brain started firing up again with some ideas started thinking [ __ ] that I had never thought before in my life going like through this yes there she is Flickr in the box [Music] our seniors can flick my dick and walk away like [ __ ] it was making sense to write what she got that by that just started thinking all the supporting events I had watched and I realized that the referee only sees the retaliation he never sees and then you bu up to go to a big yellow card whatever the [ __ ] you people do over here right so I let her call and I went out on stage I did my [ __ ] but here was the thing for the next three [ __ ] days I'm driving around La and I'm just I'm losing my [ __ ] mind you know I'm trying to [ __ ] screaming at the windshield saying all this [ __ ] that I wanted to say but didn't say it and then in the moment you know and it wasn't because I didn't this is say it wasn't because she touched me you know I mean I don't give a [ __ ] about that all right you know when I was a kid I had a paper route Anna Anna was an altar boy you know you're gonna have to do a little bit better flick my dick on my jeans and my underwear the fact that she thought she could fold him so after like [ __ ] three days of this [ __ ] is splitting headache and I started realizing like wait a minute she's winning this thing you know Here I am still thinking about this [ __ ] she's probably gone on to KITT like that I'll flick 3240 dick says she's done with me so you know I did I drove on my house there was nobody home I went upstairs I closed the door and I just sat down and I meditated on it and I just forgave her I just pictured as a little five-year-old girl crying because her alcoholic dad you know wouldn't hug her or something [Music] and he walked through a screen door knee like face planted into this above-ground pool and he had a tool belt on ancient inches just sort of pulled him under and she ran out she grabbed his foot as she was pulling it pulling in his crew came off and she sat down and she just watched him slowly drown I don't know what happened after that I just felt like this weight lifts off of my chest there might have been an accident bill there might have been an accident that's happened to me a few times where my tip is a little kid yeah well yeah Brock oh you know I don't know the history of I don't know what I'll do it like like somebody like look at my dad and in like looked at me like what it was a female like she flicked it and she looked he's like what what you gonna do on the city you know what I mean pins on where I'm at you know at a bar at a bar it's 12:30 no no that's definitely confrontational now I mean it's a confrontational or is it what's up we're having a conversation no no you have you don't know this person you know this person and you're walking oh so you're gonna have a conversation okay yeah conversation we have some type of conversation if you did it on purpose I will be confrontational we have a conversation okay did you uh you know that you just you just click Monday how did you mean to do that yeah [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] by my way it's like that [ __ ] uh like Terry Crews you heard about Terry Crews you know Terry he got a sexually assaulted by some movie producer like it like uh some party or something some dinner yeah like a produce like grab his ball like squeeze his balls and his dick together and I looked at them and then walked off or some [ __ ] can't do [ __ ] about it I can Keating confront him he didn't ask them why did you do that why was your hands up and balls yeah I imagine him you know you don't think he did no he didn't he said he did I get in Irvine uh and he just turned around and walked away that's exactly he had an interview yes I'm not so Terry Crews had interviewed and he said that's exactly what happened on camera and he said I didn't want to do anything because you just producer in my family was there no no it's not okay imagine he did do that like I'm maybe like right like as soon as somebody grabs my balls and has my think of my balls and it's nut isn't it's unwanted I'm probably you know first actually probably like to hit his hand he didn't do it okay that's what I'm saying so he must hand like his balls in his hand and just like was just like backed away from them need a backward let it go and walked off interested in Tara's life I don't want chip or guys I would have been able to sleep for months yeah so it's not have you ever been sexually assaulted if you had to think about that but it happens on both sides the man and it happens to women exactly this is your man I mean doesn't mean you can't open your mouth and say somebody I look like a [ __ ] it was my man you better say something you're a smile grow big ass man wants it if I get raped by big ass man I think I'm going to police like you heard we saw that stand up with a Dave Chappelle go to the grave with this nobody I got a great I don't know if I can do it I might have beans yeah [Music]

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Length: 13min 4sec (784 seconds)

Published: Thu May 28 2020

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