Bill Burr - Why Men Are Paid More Than Women Reaction

you what up all right so we got another one from Billy bird okay this is why men are paid it's all about equality yeah everybody should be paid no the same amount for the amount for the work that they do oh yeah for the most part bleeding heart beating people you know so we should definitely get a yeah but do you think that equal women are the sole do-si-do do you think that women can do every job that a man can do yes I do believe if you work hard enough you can do anything that you can you believe your mind can you believe a man can do any job a woman can do yes oh so they're bored I mean you just mean in my eyes everybody skip it sing let's see what BB gun say ah here we go this is over [Applause] all right thank you thanks a lot how's it going great it's nice to be here I'm at that age where everybody knows getting married let me ask you a question why the hell do people keep getting married I mean isn't anybody looking at the stats it's Rehana four marriages go right down the [ __ ] right if you were going skydiving and they told you three out of four parachutes marking up a 75% chance of splatting on the ground but there's something about getting married people just have to do it right they just like is this the line to lose half my [ __ ] I got too much energy for me the pros that said they always have to be doing something you know like they can't like take a day off you know you can't have a day off when you have a girlfriend they just like see that open day they're like oh my god let's [ __ ] fill it up with you [Applause] horrible idea after another rule they have the worst ideas hey do you ever get to this one they'll be like you want to go to brunch you want to go to brunch on Sunday beside you like [ __ ] now what are you do you agree yeah let's go to brunch what a great idea why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go page fifty-two dollars for eggs now you're thinking then we can sit around and listen to your friends have moronic conversations about the eggs you know like that pesto I mistaken this girl recently she was like really into like women's issues you know cuz women always go on TV and then they say all they want is be treated exactly like guys but if you listen to them they don't all they want it's a good [ __ ] of being a guy and then cherry-picking they look at a guy's life like it's like a buffet right you like you just can start picking out stuff like spam about an hour we'll take some of that shoes let's go gives me [ __ ] you go so why does a guy make more an hour to do the exact same job I go I'll tell you why because of the unlikely event that we're both on a Titanic and it starts to sink for some fucked-up reason you get to leave with the kids [Applause] [Music] there's a hostage situation who do they negotiate for police let the women and children go sweaty guys a bag of peanuts you know praying to God I'm not the hostage who gets dragged out by the psycho gun to my head as he's asking the cops for a helicopter which I know he's not gonna get right so now I gotta make idle conversation with the 38 to my head going to go for rent-a-car [Laughter] take the most hardcore feminists you know some chick right in your face you chauvinistic son of a [ __ ] you know Oh short little haircut you know second those flames breakout she'll twist those little hairs into pigtailed girl let movies romantic it's irritating don't you think it's like no it's a [ __ ] horror film and they're always like why I'm like cuz all the guys died watching it trying to relate going who would I be you be that chick floating away in the big piece of luggage right I'm watching it going who would I be I be that dude with like the boat breaks in half that do do like fall straight down and bangs up I'm wearing a tuxedo not because I wanted to what you wanted to dress up that night fallen I'd be falling the whole way down going I should have [ __ ] that chicken first [Applause] I think the Titanic was a horrible that wasn't all romantic and she was scary as hell I never want to get on a cruise ship because of that movie man like a week-long cruise ship man oh anything happen this is [ __ ] uh like Carnival Cruises are like tipped over and [ __ ] like a shallow water and [ __ ] yeah people clean it up and they show up videos running [ __ ] in there like wow I guess the earthquake or something yeah the men almost the men died and then my boat you know and the poor not to well I want to say like women got easy but I know they don't cater to you try to try to make their lives easier I mean but it's not everything he was talking about every somebody you stop

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Id: Xd8Y8vwSjaQ

Length: 8min 27sec (507 seconds)

Published: Sat May 11 2019