Bill Burr - Psycho Robots Reaction

[Music] you what up alright so we got another one yeah we got another one from bill bird this one is psycho robots I don't know I getting my act together man I'm really yeah really the critical point my life you know [ __ ] psycho man I realize it's bumming something you know I'm not married you know I really get into that critical age where you know pretty soon I'm just you know I gotta pick a street you know I'm gonna get married you know I'm just gonna be in that creepy old guys hanging it on the bar you know red chest hair hanging out I think I just stayed single too long and it's just brutal this is critical point when you stay single too long and when your brain switches from you know like yeah yeah [ __ ] say do you have a damn good once you cross that line this is the evil that just just opens up it's just you know I don't you know I just find women that just like God I think they're great I don't want this to come off like I don't come off feel like I'm some woman here cuz you know I know I'm a psycho but it's just like I don't I just find it to be like relentless just everyday they they just they just gotta come at it they just wake up they have an agenda and something like these psycho inside left and never run out of batteries [Applause] every day it seems like waves hitting the beach you know every day just the road the little more you like for weighing it up just waking up inch by inch every day just wait now meat drinks too much thank you by that that pathway throw it out so one day you just hanging out the middle of a lagoon just smoke there with your feet fall cards wait for your friends now try me I'm trying to learn how to how to pick my battles with my girls you know what I am you know I used to argue all the time I'm just trying to pick the battles some days they come at you you think you just got to let him go just let them go and follow them to whatever dump [ __ ] they want to do it the other day you just got to get your hand up you're just gonna just create this perimeter stuff for them to bounce off like psycho-energy in another drink buy yourself a couple of hours for freedom before they bounce off something they never stopped and there's no reason for me stop you know how much of a dick I would be if it was socially unacceptable to kick the [ __ ] out of me dude I would be trashing everybody I saw see some big muscle-bound guy we can't do that right every guy hit the line it up I cross the line I get blasted in the face totally acceptable Frank bull women there's no line they can do stop burning me up like a suplex oh yeah they're like key your car sign your name so they ship just like now [Applause] just haul off just last one of your friends in the face you know it's good for you it clears your head it causes a great this is how much of a dick I am that I can actually tell a girl I love her give her a card and somehow at the end of the night she's still blasted me in the head I can't even what happened all I know is she said some [ __ ] then I said some stuff that she said someone some [ __ ] on go for big air I said the last ship and next thing you know she just came flying at me right this balled-up okay and at first she would just hit me all in here you know who's after Bryce it's a holiday let's [ __ ] keep it nice I still can calm down [Music] family not to you it's funny if I was doing that [ __ ] I have a say in my back [Applause] [Music] [Music] with all that being said Bill Murray's married now beyonce is married I don't know how long ago that was her isn't Mary broke I can't believe I can't believe that man is making a black woman not get women you can know better no matter how bad I want to stand you [Music] [Music] any circumstance baby

Channel: Frankenstein's Lab

Views: 498,407

Rating: 4.9508181 out of 5

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Id: wRD7994L_IE

Length: 10min 43sec (643 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 22 2018