Bill Burr - Owning A Dog Reaction

[Music] what up all right so we got another Bilborough clip yeah yeah this dude has totally jumped to the top my top 5 comedians yeah I think yeah I would have to agree man like he's he's hilarious he's on guitar this analysis he brings real-life situations in those comedy yeah yes it's great yeah so we got another one like I said we got owning a dog bill burr owning a dog okay okay okay I don't know if I miss being requested but probably good yeah sorry you'll burn holding it dog let's go I do have a dog that doesn't count for anything never understood that you know I love my dog I've learned a lot being a dog around you know any dogs a good dog unless you're a psycho you know I got a pimple it's still a great dog unless you're a [ __ ] psycho and evidently I'm a psycho because my doggies been up to spin a complete maniac over the last like six months you know I didn't realize that dogs feed off your vibes you know like if you're chillin there chillin you know if you're sleeping there sleeping but if you're a psycho like me and you're screaming at the ref on TV be like dude you gotta be [ __ ] cat Barry I realize that dog was over the corner [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so selfishly in my own world I'll be like on the computer with crash really really box over in the corners like a chew toy she was getting on her face one day I amped her up too much had no clue and I went outside we were just walking down the street and some poor bastard comes the other way that mother [Music] pitbulls really like this just go psycho menaces nuts right that's another bad vibe to have around your dog cuz they picked up on that vibe right those dudes comes walking down the street I really just started thinking like oh [ __ ] [Music] that's so bad one day she won't but she almost ate a landscaper right yeah so I guess take this thing to a trainer [Music] [Laughter] that means you have a little dictum if I'm a priest does that mean I have a huge dick quarter to my friends it means up a [ __ ] right anyways we towel off here for a moment so [ __ ] take this dog down to the training I show up the dog in the back training comes out is that's hat on backwards against stubble you know big large cargo pants you know all shorts honest stuff don't think this guy's a psycho right and I look at my dog the dogs like sizing him up I'm like this is perfect he can handle the dad was right when you hand this dog to me make sure you got the least totally taught like that alright don't have any slack in it no problem right and somehow I [ __ ] up I left a little slack in it and this dog just lunch right at the dudes balls barely missed some ink instead of big mouthfuls big cargo shorts right Amelie just basically I tried to help I didn't realize that the only reason why the dog was like that was because I was there and it felt like it needed to protect me the second I left the situation immediately just became awkward high dog resistant like okay like I thought we were like together there was some bad guy and all the sons is overweight I don't have to feed myself you want to be friends he's rubbing her belly she's reaching up clean with his goatee and [ __ ] why don't you why don't you take me through your day with this dog immediately I started getting like this first 48 5 nice big coming at me so I got like the fence like wait I take it for a hike every morning because that's good that's good anything you know special happen on hug my girl she takes a [ __ ] play any games with her ago yeah the end of the night let her I let her you know for reward of going on the hike I let her run up the stairs by herself I got one let her up the stairs and I come five one-thousand and then I run up there then we start wrestling put a headlock you know it's a good thing right he's like nah it's [ __ ] horrible you just taught your dog to clean the house and then fight for it bring that energy back down promise you keep amping this thing up [Applause] she's learning to control my temper because of a [ __ ] pit bull so I don't know my girls [ __ ] me lady she's ready to settle down I think I'm ready to settle down - you know I got the one I don't have been saying this [ __ ] for years I am you know it's great the only thing I don't like a shitty time I [ __ ] up my foot or head drunks trying to get my face on POTUS fastest out-jump bombs cuz I figure that's a good thing to focus on 43 years of age never married no kids I figure this this is gonna lead me to the words I felt like there was something Mitch stabbing me in the bottom so I did the typical guy think I might go to the hospital sleep it off be fine right next floor I wake up my foot's even worse I gotta walk my crazy dog so I'm like I can't do my [ __ ] waterboard me with like a twenty minute Julie finds his way around - go [ __ ] yourself just say no just limping on the run whatever go back to bed you got a big day right now I'm like let move down the street like [ __ ] you know I'm just thinking about my relationship okay that kind of like brought like the other scene made the other scene yeah yeah dogs are amiable to pick up on their senses man if you're angry no good man just depend how you raised I had a had a pit bull for 15 years [Music]

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Length: 9min 22sec (562 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 02 2018