Bill Burr - Driving Drunk & Loneliness Reaction

you what up hi so we got another one from Billy Burke hmm okay okay my man BB yeah okay this is driving drunk in loneliness driving drunk in love yeah yeah driving drunk with never condone it no no it's not about you're like this you know you put other people's lives in danger doesn't everybody [Music] everybody's been lonely it truly is credit yeah so yeah bill bird drive only is he about to tell us a story okay I'm driving drunk ridiculous take on somebody who have a job okay there's gonna be a great story okay bill burr does he seem like a lonely first one no he's not I mean maybe he was at some point before the banana before the famous Bilborough maybe before you met his wife I don't know and also we have created a GoFundMe okay you know we read the comments and we understand you know you see better lighting mics sound everything so what we want to do is basically upgrade the lab pass or asking for your help just a little bit of help so really would you know if you would like to 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responds to me like god dammit I drove my car here tonight god dammit I'm driving it up I'm not advocating drinking and driving but I will tell you there's nothing better than when all your friends and family know you're hammered there's nothing better than that walk to the car it's incredible women are screaming people tearing at your clothes you feel like you're in the Beatles [Laughter] everybody's screaming game fun car eight years I know I can almost see my house is getting [ __ ] sponsors you gotta make the clock stop get in the [ __ ] car just get in the [ __ ] car and then what happens you get out on the road you realize you're way more hammered than you thought who was always there for you McDonald's with the drive through the 24-hour drive-through you could just pull in and hide in plain sight right and that little sad traffic jam of savour seas shut-ins people who go to comic-con right you pull around that's what it was all about them and all of a sudden they're the reason this country's out of shape you know they had McDonald's my whole life people want this [ __ ] fat right it's not their fault you can't pin it on the McDonald's [ __ ] up they [ __ ] up cuz they gave him too out of shape people and they said all right fine fine it's our fault we'll start making salads and then they got on their heels they got on their heels everybody's sexed it and now look at him okay four or five years later now they got to make they gotta make breakfast all day [Music] like what if I want like a breakfast thingy and it's like it's not breakfast like garibai travel they just completely lost their way I swear to god dude if I was running that corporation this is what I would do you know what I do I bring that clown back I bring the clown back okay just look right down the barrel of the camera have a little bit of dry ice in the background you just come right in tight on his face and just looks right in the camera just goes looking you can't get your fat ass down here by 10:30 in the morning [Applause] so anyways by the time this special comes out another collection people have come and gone it's just God knows who we depict it's another one they're not gonna [ __ ] talk about anything oceans are dying they just said the Great Barrier Reef is dead you know we all do food there's too many [ __ ] people I don't even know what they're just talking about a bunch of [ __ ] you know Bruce has to drop a deuce where's she gonna go literally have a port-a-potty rickshaw running behind him you know they never talked to us about you know they talk about it behind closed doors right creepy dudes all sitting around some giant table they probably is you know what if we like slowly cooked him at the airport oh yes yes I like I like the sound of that the property comes back to us I trust everyone at this table flashed private right dude I know they think about it I know they think about it cuz I think about it every time I land in the city and it's two o'clock in the afternoon I'm just driving down the street I see all these [ __ ] traffic jam that inner Mussolini comes out of me right like what are all these people doing in my robe hey check I live this [ __ ] isolated life man I go on the road I'm in green rooms and I just [ __ ] I know just by myself all the time you slowly go [ __ ] crazy I did a gig recently I was in Ireland and I was in the green room by myself and I went to turn on the light it was one of those pull switches and it wound up around itself looks like a little noose and I mean we just thought what if I just stuck my head in there and then I looked in the mirror I caught my eye and we both laughed I've never heard a billboard do that voice he might be right though those airport and they may be slowly giving us radiation every time you pass through those which are covers or phonons might be slowly killing us you know say you've got him on you know that you got me right on yeah yeah why what is why I know that she could be killer most to me yeah all I kind of know that hilarious want from Dover he's right though McDonald's is most average runt people and babies yeah our kids man anyone tempies not like that you can't is that really chicken them is that chicken we don't know I mean it's chicken how do you know what she I'm sort of cheating what do you think I can't go I can't do some sort I need to know this I know a saying white meat chicken breast he probably is let me say it on the Box I really like it says a hundred percent chicken okay so you could be in the beak yeah I know I need to know where this what kind of chicken it is the fries are delicious stuff or Wendy's when you Szczesny fries as long as they're high and crispy just you get drunk go to McDonald's those places

Channel: Frankenstein's Lab

Views: 219,563

Rating: 4.9257102 out of 5

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Id: E--fCHiGK_M

Length: 12min 7sec (727 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 14 2020