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>>> SORRY, ROBIN, BUT DRAW FOUR. >> OH, MAN. >> HAHAHA. SUCKS TO BE YOU. >> SAVE YOUR GLOATING. >> YOU'RE RIGHT. SORRY TO GET SO COMPETITIVE, GUYS. >> IT'S FINE, GLENN. >> NO, IT'S NOT FINE. IT'S SOMETHING I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON IN THERAPY. >> YOU GO TO THERAPY? THAT'S LIKE REALLY SURPRISING. >> SERIOUSLY, TALK ABOUT A COMPLETE 180. >> I KNOW, REMEMBER HOW CRANKY HE USED TO BE? >> THAT'S ONE WAY TO PUT IT. >> I WOULD HAVE SAID TOXIC AS A MUG. >> OKAY. YOU GOT ME. >> HONESTLY, EVER SINCE I FINALLY CONVINCED HIM TO GO TO BIG PENIS THERAPY, HE'S BEEN SO MUCH HAPPIER. HE'S LIKE A NEW PERSON. >> ONE MORE TIME. >> DID YOU SAY BIG PENIS THERAPY? >> YEAH. IT'S A PLACE WHERE I CAN FINALLY OPEN UP ABOUT MY PROBLEMS WITH MY DAD, MY INSECURITIES, MY RAGE ISSUES. >> THAT SOUNDS LIKE REGULAR THERAPY? LET'S GO BACK TO THE GAME. WHO'S TURN IS IT? >> SHE HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET ME TO GO TO THERAPY EVER SINCE I CHEATED ON HER. YOU REMEMBER THAT, BABE? >> I SURE DO. >> THERAPY ALWAYS SEEMED TO FRUITY, BUT THEN I HEARD ABOUT BIG PENIS THERAPY FOR MEN WITH BIG OLD PENISES LIKE MINE. >> BIG PENIS THERAPY HELPS DESTIGMATIZE MEN FOR WORKING ON THEIR MENTAL HEALTH. >> THE GUYS RAISED ME, BUT THEN I SHOWED THEM MY SWEET DAMAGE FOR COMPLETING SIX MONTHS, AND NOW THEY WANT THERAPY TOO. >> GOD FORGIVE MY PAINES? WHAT'S THAT? >> MAYBE I SHOULD TELL MY JAKE ABOUT THIS. >> ARE YOU SURE JAKE QUALIFIES? >> ACTUALLY, HE'S PRETTY OKAY. >> WELL, UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S NOT PRETTY OKAY SIZED THERAPY. IT'S THERAPY FOR GUYS WITH GREAT BIG ONES LIKE MINE, OR SHAQ'S OR GUYS FROM LONG NATURALS MAGAZINE. >> SIZE ISN'T REALLY IMPORTANT. >> PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT. >> IT'S OKAY, HONEY. IT ACTUALLY IS IMPORTANT, AND BEFORE THERAPY, I WOULD HAVE CALLED YOU A STUCK UP BITCH FOR SAYING THAT, BUT NOW I WON'T. >> DID THEY MEASURE YOUR PENIS FIRST TO MAKE SURE YOU QUALIFY? >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> I'M JUST SAYING, HOW DO THEY KNOW IF YOU HAVE A BIG -- >> THEY DON'T HAVE TO MEASURE. >> HONEY, RELAX. IT'S A GOOD QUESTION. THE DOCTORS CAN TELL FROM YOUR OVERALL VIBE IF YOU HAVE A BABY LEG LIKE I DO. >> WELL, WHATEVER THEY'RE DOING, IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING FOR YOU. >> THAT'S TRUE. YOU SEEMED TO HAVE EVEN LOST WEIGHT. >> THAT'S ALL THANKS TO MY FAT ROD VEGAN PLANT. >> HE'S ALSO DRINKING NONALCOHOLIC BEERS. >> AND I ALSO JOINED AN ACTIVIST GROUP CALLED THREE EYED MONSTER PECKERS. >> WELL, GOOD. BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DRAW FOUR. >> AND BABE, YOU ONLY HAD ONE LEFT. YOU ALMOST WON. >> STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! >> BIG PENIS THERAPY, IT'S THERAPY.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Length: 3min 39sec (219 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 06 2022