- Maybe you heard the news but I got fired from my
last job on television. But I can still give
you this Nick at night. (bell dings) (upbeat hip hop music) (audience applauds) - Hey, I'mma keep it 100 with you. I normally don't ask girls
stuff like this until they tell me they pregnant. (audience laughs) What's yo' name? (audience laughs) (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! (audience applauds) - Yo' what up? What up baby? - Hi, honey. - You remind me of my edges. 'Cause you about to get laid. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! (audience cheers) See, a lot of people, they
wouldn't really like this. You know the interracial thing. But all I gotta say is black cards matter. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! (crowd cheers) - I'm 2Chainz. (bell dings) (audience cheers) - [Nick] Wild out! - I just slid in yo' DMs. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! (audience cheers) - I just got one question. What dat mouth do? (bell dings) (audience cheers) - [Nick] Wild out! - I got this. Hey, excuse me baby. Do you have sex when
you first meet somebody? - No. - I'll see you tomorrow. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! (audience cheers) - I just heard Los say you was Russian? - Yes. - That's crazy 'cause I'm Russian too. - Oh, really? - Yeah, I'm Russian to
get you home and take those clothes off. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! (audience cheers) - Man, these almonds are salty, but they good though. - These cashews, they
crackin' cuz, for real. I rub my rip, oh! I got my nuts all over you. (audience laughs) (bell dings) I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - [Nick] Wild out! (audience cheers) - Ahem. Sup boos. (audience laughs) You heard that stereotype
about Asian dudes, right? - Yup. - It's true. We do eat the cat. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! (audience cheers) - Okay, I'mma keep it real with you. Ladies don't care about the Brooklyn Nets. But we might wanna see them Brooklyn nuts! (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! (audience cheers) - What's up? Give me a break. Just give me a break. Break me off a piece of that ambiguous mixed booty. (bell dings) (audience laughs) - [Nick] Wild out! (audience cheers) - On god, I bet I get
her, aight watch this. What's up baby? - Hey. - You remind me of the 20
letters in the alphabet. - (beep) there's 26
letters in the alphabet. - Silly me. How could I forget the U-R-A-Q-T. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - No hits. Didn't hit all them. He's still, no, no, hell no. That's only 25, he still missing one, he can't count. - Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Silly me, you can get that D later. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! - Hey, sweetheart. - What's up? - Says here on Wikipedia that you're 6'6". Now is that hard or soft? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! (audience cheers) - Thank you. All right, so. I bet you $100 I can kiss you without touching you. - Okay. - All right. Let's see. (audience laughs) (bell dings) (audience cheers) - He kissed me! - Jacob, Jacob, Jacob,
Jacob, Jacob, Jacob! - You liked it. - You know what, I'm sorry I lost the bet. (audience laughs) (audience cheers)
(bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! (audience cheers) - Hey, Summer, what's up baby? - Hey girl. - Looking amazing. Now, you know us white people. We love hockey. Ice hockey, roller hockey, tonsil hockey. (audience cheers)
(bell dings) - I like hockey, I like hockey. - [Nick] Wild out! (audience cheers) - Mhmm. (audience laughs) Mhmm. (audience laughs) Aha. ♪ Stacks on deck ♪ ♪ Patron on ice ♪ ♪ And we can pop bottles all night ♪ ♪ And baby you can have
whatever you like ♪ ♪ I said you can have
whatever you like, yeah ♪ (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! - Let me get a hoe. Let me get a hoe. Let me get a hoe. Let me get a hoe. Okay. I'm not even gonna pretend
that I wanna holla at you. Heyo, Hitman. (audience laughs) (bell dings) (audience cheers) - There he go! Wild out! - [Man] Bring it home, with ya! Bring it home. (audience applauds) Bring it home, Nick. - What's happenin' baby girl? (audience cheers) - I will shut all this (beep) down. I will shut all this (beep) down. - I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We'll be right back with more Wild'N Out. (bell dings) (audience cheers) (upbeat hip hop music) - Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. - All right, your next word is cereal. - Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. - Cinnamon Toast and I also like Chex Mix. I took you girl and she
cookin' me breakfast. She came to my house
'cause she like to see me. My shook is crazy 'cause
I eat my Wheaties. - My sausage is bigger
and that is no bluff. Yo' girl want to play
with my big Cocoa Puff. The diamonds are rockin'
they all Frosted Flake. She let me syrup on her pancakes. - Pancakes is cool but
them diamonds are fake. I am a tiger yo' girl said I'm grrreat. Bitch! - [Nick] Wild out! Pick up and kill it. - Your word is roasted. - [Nick] Pick up and kill
it and kill it and kill it. - Yeah I be roasting,
make this thing clear. Y'all know my slogan, bring that ass here. - Bring that ass here, DC you too sick. Tell me why yo' body
shaped like a toothpick? - Like a toothpick, what are your jeans? Y'all know my slogan, (beep) you mean? - (beep) you mean, I heard what you said. Why do you have a roach on 'yo head? - Roach on my head, that ain't nice. Why you voice, sound
like a dirt bike, yee! - Your topic is dance moves. - I am so smooth, your moves are poo. I hit that dance, it's called the shoo. - You hit the shoo, shoot I hit the snake. I'm not from New York, but I Harlem Shake. - You Harlem Shake, is that was you say? I hit that Whip, they hit the Nae Nae. - You hit a Nae Nae, damn I feel old. I take it back and hit my Tootsie Roll. - Yo' Tootsie Roll, man that is (beep). I just drop stage and hit a full split. - [Nick] Wild out! - Your word is animal. - All right. - Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. - You got this? - I got that kill it. - I got this.
- Okay. - Heyo, first off, I love animals. I'm a beast and I eat
meat, I'm a cannibal. - He's a cannibal you
don't wanna handle dude. Because I'mma let you know
this how the Cannon do. - Lions, tigers, bears oh my. Nick's dog died and it made Nick cry. - Made Nick cry, I don't know why. This white boy out up
here, then (beep) lying. - Hey man stop, watch me pop lock. Make these girls--
(audience cheers) (bell dings) - [Nick] Pick up and kill
it and kill it and kill it. - Up in my cell and
I'm playin' with cards. You don't know about prison,
you don't have any bars. - (beep) bars I ain't goin' to jail. If my man get caught,
I'm a snitch and tell. - You snitch and tell,
well I need my parole. I been a bad boy, I should go to the hole. - Go to the hole, a nice one I hope it is, but if it's me and you,
I might drop the soap. - You droppin' the soap,
that'll have me arrested. I'm (beep) it up until I catch a domestic. - Catch a domestic, now you in prison, but I'll keep you busy
with conjugal visits. - That's great, that'd be lit. - [Nick] Wild out! Pick up and kill it and
kill it and kill it. - Talk about paychecks,
Nick gettin' plenty. But that's the problem,
he's just too stingy. All the new people,
don't let him play you. He'll keep you around
but he'll never pay you. - I'll never pay you
'cause you never earned it. Matter fact yo' contract
(beep) just burn it. Get off my show, I'm gon'
blow off the top of the days, I could go forever though. - You so predictable I figured I'm fired. That's why me and TIP was
just rappin' I'm hired. I don't need yo' money
I don't need yo' chain. I quit this mother (beep) I
signed with the hustle game. (audience cheers) - Your topic is police. - Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. - Pick up and kill it you
know I don't trust ya. Since I'm a cop, I think I might cuff ya. I am not small, I might just hurt ya. You under arrest now let
me come and search ya. - You said you a cop,
but no I don't need help. I will ride you all night
long with no seat belt. Okay now officer, you
think you nice thick. I will let you come beat
me with your night stick. - Beat with yo' night stick,
I heard what you said. Turn you around, then spread yo' legs. - I spread my legs, okay I get it. But what can I do to
get out of this ticket. - [Nick] Pick up and kill
it and kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it and
kill it and kill it. Wild out! I ride a camel 'cause
I 'cause I go for this. We gon' ride this (beep)
all the way to the East. I'm gon' keep rappin',
Brooklyn we steppin'. You don't want none of this,
don't keep on checkin'. 'Cause I'm a realist, you
know I'm gon' deal this. You try to stop me, no, no, don't do it. - Yeah, but you just look stupid. With them slides on, I
know you ain't hoopin'. You ain't no athlete
I know you was broken. What the (beep) have you been smoking? - I have been smoking,
that real good (beep). Got it from Brooklyn,
we gon' straight push. You know do, you don't wanna do this. You can't stop this so let's keep moving. - Nick Cannon a child, you
know that I'm owning him. How you rich but you
rock cubic zirconiums. (bell dings) - [D Wrek] Your word is songs. - Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. - Look, I be listening to songs
ridin' round with my people. I listen to songs, out by the Migos. - Speaking of Migos, Brooklyn hello. I'm Cardi B with that Bodak Yellow. - Bodak Yellow, Justina get lost. I'm in her head with
them wild, wild thoughts. - Them wild thoughts, now we clownin'. Call me a boogie 'cause
I have 'em drowning. - She have them drowning, oh baby. I'mma hit her with that despacito. - That despacito, oye papito. I'm a trap queen and yo' thing is poquito. (audience cheers) - [Nick] Wild out! - Your word is army. - Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. - Talk 'bout the army,
Con stay in your place. I talk to your girl
and she all about face. - She all about face,
but yeah I don't like it. Your girl like the captain,
she talk to the private. - Talk to the private,
Con you still bargain. If you the private I
guess the drill sergeant. - You the drill sergeant,
but did I mention, your girl make my soldier
stand at attention. - Stand at attention,
I'm all in her (beep). I push up and pull out
she jump and salute me. - She's such a loosey. Yeah I just heard me. You whack boy, you fat boy, now drop give me 30. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - Kill it and kill it. - Next topic is strip clubs. - Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. - We live in Houston and
Memphis, pure passion. I'm eating on chicken
while strippers is dancing. - Strippers is dancing, pimping my blood. Go to the club, we poppin' with thugs. - Poppin' with thugs,
yeah that what it do. We goin' bananas like chimps in the zoo. - Chimps in the zoo,
pulled up with my crew. Yo', I want you, you, and you. (bell dings) - Oh, (beep) he gon' have it. - [Nick] Wild out! - Your word is school. - Pick up and kill it
you know I'm invincible. Schooling these rappers,
it's all over principle. - Beating the principal
boy you should stop that. Pull up my skirt and I
grab on yo' jock strap. - Grab on my jock strap,
yeah yelling mayday. The way you give good brains
I know you get straight A's. - Yeah I get straight
A's and you need a tutor. You don't measure up you
get beat with this ruler. - Beat with the ruler, I gotta slap you. Be teacher's pet and show me that apple. - Give you this apple, I got a C. 'Cause I wanna F you so give me that D. (audience cheers)
(bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! - Your topic is charity. - Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. I ain't into charity, I don't do that. I just like to keep my money in a sack. In my pocket. 'Cause I rock it. And I take your girl
coochie and unlock it. I'm a bad mamma jamma, you can't see me. I don't give a damn about charity. - Charity, ain't that you lady? Every time I see her
she wanna have my baby. I took her to the mall, I
took her trick shoppin'. And every time I hit from
the back no stoppin'. - Hey, Chico Bean, I'm so dapper. Charity, who I look
like, Chance the Rapper? I ain't givin' my money to nobody. Every girl that I sleep with is a hottie. - Speaking of hotties, your
girl that look like Yachty. And don't nobody try to
holla up at the party. When I seen her, I looked in her face. And said Chico you need to
block up and catch a case. - You said my girl look
like Yachty, you crazy. Let me talk a little bit about your lady. I had her from the back, even though she look
just like Kodak Black. - Hey, (beep). (bell dings) - [Nick] Pick up and kill
it and kill it and kill it. - Celebrity crushes,
I'm dumping yo' momma. I fly to Barbados to see Rihanna. - Shout out Rihanna,
she's making me breakfast. I'm trying to bang all
of Nick Cannon's exes. - Nick Cannon exes, I get it, okay. I'll make a tape with Kim K. - Shout out Kim K, Kardashians know me. I'm wifing Kylie but you can have Chloe. - I can have Chloe, no, no way. But, I'm tryna hit. - Hey, you're trying to hit, but you can't do it. I'mma pick it up 'cause
you know that I can ruin. Erica Mena I'm ready to date. Beyonce I'll have you as as a lake. I'm picking up women
I'm feeling like Drake. My dick is so good it
turned young in my strike. - Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it and
kill it and kill it. - [Nick] Wild out! - Check it, yo'. Hey yo Emmanuel. We talkin' 'bout side hustles. You know I got the bootleg
J's and girls bundles. - You got the bundles,
man that's all fine. Can you hook me up with two
'cause my girl need some. - I said your girl need some,
bro I got what you need. Matter fact I'm selling
some of Nick's old CDs. - I'm cool on those, but I
can tell you what I need. They my favorite movie, I
need one, two, and three. - Hey one, two, and three,
for me that ain't a struggle. But DJ D Wrek really needs a side hustle. - I was thinking the same thing, the bell and buzzer's got to go. Nick Cannon, get your man on another show. - [Nick] Pick up and kill
it and kill it and kill it. Wild out! - Your word is karate movie. - Karate movies should star me. 'Cause with this hip hop
(beep) I'm like Bruce Lee. - You're like Bruce Lee,
boy you can't even kick. I've used my karate kid
break yo' head bricks. - Break my head bricks,
but I sound so slick. Matter of fact, I am Kung Fu Nick. I can get it poppin', can get it in. Wu Tang Clan, I'm for the kids. - For the kids, man
lemme hear what you said. Don't let me get crazy and
just break your whole head. Pick up and kill it I
put you in a skillet. And you built to thrill it
'cause Wu is the realist. - Wu is the realist, I'm gon' kill faster. We can do this on the
stage with the best of. I'mma go faster, faster and faster. Rest in peace to Old Dirty Bastard. Pick up and kill it and
kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it and
kill it and kill it. - Your word is 90s cartoons. - I was a child. - [Chico] All right, hold up.
- I was a child. - Check it, hey yo DC. Boy what's up, get fly on
your girl like Darkwing Duck. - Darkwing Duck, that's a no. I give yo' girl this bone
like the Flintstones. - Flintstones, boy stop that. Why is Conceited built just like a Rugrat? - Like a Rugrat, you a fool. I get on my knees and (beep)
your girl like a Looney Tune. (audience cheers) - [Nick] Pick up and kill
it and kill it and kill it. Wild out! - Your word is legends. - Rock Thug is a legend,
you don't all knew me. But I just want to say
where are the old bougies? Who is your posse? I just get Rocky. I'mma do a ASAP 'cause
you don't wanna stop me. - You went ASAP 'cause you know it's saki. Let me tell you a story about the Fujis. Since you said the
Fujis, (beep) I get ill. I'mma take you to the top,
like a Lauren Hill, get it? - Like Lauren Hill, back on the bill, he kept it real. So we gon' rock it,
Brooklyn don't stop it. You know how we do, we get it poppin'. - We get it poppin', we
get it and not stopping. Speaking of the pop this
is how Cliff rocking. P-O-P, that is pop. Wyclef Jean I rep that hip hop. - Reppin' hip hop, I'mma keep going 'cause this ain't gon' stop,
I'm gon' do it like this, do it like that. Wyclef Jean here but I'm throwing it back. I'mma keep rhyming, (beep) all the timing, every time I do, I just keep on shining. - Keep on the shining, you do the rhyming. When it come to freestyle, I am designing. This is how I do it, I bring the line. I be playing the drums like the Drumline. It's Wyclef in the place to
be, Wild N' Out with the-- - Go! Pick up and kill it and
kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it and
kill it and kill it. - Your topic is jungle fever. - Hey, you know what, hold
up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Hey man we got Kranium in
here man (beep) got one of the man listen. Give me a Jamaican beat. - Kill it and kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it and
kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it and
kill it and kill it. - Hey Chico, you make my heart sing. I like a black man with a big ding a ling. - Big ding a ling, you know you wanna shout. I don't even care about the movie Get Out. - The movie Get Out, what do you think? I mean (beep) the boss
when I tell you to sing. - Tell me to sing, you know I'm with that. I take the white the girl
then I tap from the back. - Tap from the back, how do you figure? I hope you make my little
booty get a little bigger. - Get a little bigger, yeah girl bigger, you can do everything
except call me (beep). - Oh, that's fine, I won't say the line, but can you teach my how to dirty wine. - Yeah, dirty wine, you
know I got the answer. We black and white, just like the panda. - [Nick] Pick up and kill
it and kill it and kill it. Wild out! - Your word is babies. - I got three babies and everyone know it. Rocc, Monroe, and the little Golden. - And a lil' poet I think that I win. I hope that you and Mariah
split up them twins. - Split up them twins,
we gone all the time. I see them wearing say Dad I can rhyme. - Every rhyme, I do my lines, I think you should stick down to Drumline. - Stick to Drumline, I
got more movies though. Matter fact I just did three in a row. - Three in a row and I
think that that's perfect but I think that you should
take off that damn turban. - Take off this turban,
man how'd you say that? I don't even know because
you don't want to play that. I'll take you down, this is my crown. Rapping for New York, now how that sound? - It's going down, I came to play. I came to clown, I came to say. I think it's cool, that you play macas, that you play, is that soccer? - Yes I play soccer, and you know feeling. Because when I kick it
I pick up and kill it. Man you go deal with it
then I'll just feel with it. Nick Cannon the realist and you
know that I'm the illest so. Pick up and kill it and
kill it and kill it. - I am not one of them goofy ass (beeps). I think that you take off
pants with them zippers. I am the coolest, the realist. And I go gorilla I'm from Chi-town. When I do my (beep) I never write down. I'm at the top and I'm wearing my crown. This is New York but I think it's my town! (bell dings) - Kill it and kill it and kill it! (upbeat hip hop music) (audience cheers) - Mr. Nick Cannon, how old
were you when you sold out to the man? - How old were you Nick? - I didn't sell out, I don't
know what you talkin' about? - I rest my case.
- I object! - I know you didn't sell out,
you know what I'm saying, I sold out, I sold
outta Wal Mart, Target-- (audience cheers) - Nicholas Bartholomew Cannon. - Not my name. - Is it true that Bow Wow slept with Kim
Kardashian before you did? (audience jeers) - Nah, I went first, ask Ray J. (audience cheers) Wild out! - Put your right hand up,
put your left hand up. Put your right hand up. Right, the beautiful Remy
Ma, how you doing today? - I'm fine. - I just wanna ask a couple of questions. We all know what happened. We know that you have been
to the penitentiary system. You have inside information. So what I wanna ask you
today Ms. Remy Ma is how many cartons of cigarettes
exactly do you think this bitch would have went for? (audience jeers) - I would say like a
half, a half a carton. Depends what you know that
person's willing to do but. - Just a half? - That's a lot! - Can't get a full carton?
- That's a lot! - Half a carton of cigarettes? - That's a lot. - Charlamagne, half a
carton of cigarettes, god bless you my sister. (audience cheers) - What's up, Nick. - What up, Hit. - We were supposed to go to the studio last night, weren't we? - Yeah man. - I ain't hear from you. So what was you doing
between 10 p.m. and midnight? - 10, I was about to get something to eat and I was asleep by midnight. - Really Nick? Your Honor, I wanna bring out a witness. She said was you gon' let the
people know exactly what it was you was about to eat? - I was about to eat her! (audience cheers) Wild out! - I got a question for you, Stevie J. Let me tell you what would blow my mind, these Wild N' Out girls. Look, look, we got one
with the cotton candy hair. We got the short brown with the sideburns all curly and cute. My question is, if you
could have one of 'em, which one would you take down? - All of them. (audience cheers) That one, that one, that one! And that one! (bell dings) That one in the back. I want the whole row. - [Man] C'mon let's do it! - The people in the courtroom today are watching you play Plead the Fifth. And we want to know five rappers that you can rap better than. (audience jeers) - Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick Cannon. (audience laughs) - [Nick] We gon' see! Wild out! - Now you my man, Shaq. But I got a question that I know everybody in here wondering. What do you do when you have to take a number two on a airplane? (audience laughs) - I'll show you. The doors be real small, right, so I gotta come in head first. Then I gotta turn around
make sure the toilet clean, wipe it off, then I gotta
put my whole body to go, pull it down. And then I gotta squeeze like this, and my knees be against
the door and I be like. (audience laughs) - You never know unless you ask. (audience cheers) - Ray J. (audience laughs) You had the show For the
Love of Ray J, right? - Did I, yeah I had that. - You did, you did. (audience laughs) I just wanna know, I
know America wanna know. Which girl on that show had the worst (beep) game. (audience jeers) - I'mma keep it 100. - That means she used teeth, all that. - No listen, I ain't never did this. - It's okay. - It's gon' be a lot of
people that's about to be mad. - We need IG names baby. - All right, all right. I plead the fifth. (bell dings) (audience cheers) - Smart man! Smart man! Wild out! - Nicholas Cannon. - Yes? - Just three questions, okay? - There? - Just left the crime scene. What letter is between H and J? - I. - Okay, all right. - P-L-E-A-D spells what? - Plead. - Oh, plead, okay yeah that's. (audience laughs) Okay now this one here,
I just want you to fill in the blank okay? Just fill in the blank. It's gonna help us a lot. In the show Martin, it's bro man from floor. - The fifth. - Thank you, your honor. (bell dings) - What up?
- So Nicholas Cannon. - What up? - We see him all on Instagram you know with matching Ferraris. He's managing her now. - Yeah managing her. - But she's outta control. - We just wanna know, you
(beep) Amber Rose or what man? (audience jeers) - Absolutely not. Y'all don't believe me? This is a Bible. - It's no damn Bible. - I'm her manager. - No, hold on, hold on. That is a good point. She don't do nothing, Nick. What are you managing? That's a even better question,
what does Amber Rose do? - I plead the fifth. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) Wild out! - You can have whatever you like, well I like the truth, Mr. Harris, do you mind if I call you Mr. Harris? It is your name, right sir? You don't have anything to say? Government Clifford Harris, correct? Well, I can understand. I only know two Cliffords,
that's you and big red dog. But we gon' keep it moving. We gon' keep it moving. We all know you a mogul, you one of the greatest hip
hop artists of all time. But what people don't
give you credit for is you are also a life saver. You talked a man down
from off of a skyscraper that prevented him from
hurting himself, right? - That could be the case.
- That could be the case. Well, since you like
saving things so much, how come you never have done anything to help save my team captain's rap career, how come you never done anything? You've never done a feature, you've never done a song. I never even seen you
in a picture with him. Why have you not helped him? - We on the same team! - Shut up man, I'm trying to
get you a feature from TIP right now lemme work, aight? - What rap career? (audience jeers) - Nick Cannon. - Yes? - It's only one question we all wanna know the answer to. (audience jeers) Do you even like your music? (audience laughs) Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth! - I plead the fifth. (audience cheers)
(bell dings) Wild out! - I just wanna say I think
you are real beautiful. - [Girl] Thank you. - Like really, real beautiful. And myself, my cast mates,
and I know every dude in here would really like to know how much of that booty is really real? (audience jeers) - Y'all that wanna know,
these guys over here? - Yes, yes, yes, yes. - All right, I'mma put you up on game. It's real in your hands
but y'all don't need to be worrying about booty that's
above your weight class. (audience jeers) - Uh, Mr. Ross, I'mma get straight to it. You know MMG, that's your label. - Believe that. - MMG is more than a label
though, it's like a family. - Most definitely. - You guys are like brothers. And as we all know, brothers
you know fight sometimes. And it was a well
publicized dispute between two of your biggest artists
so my question to you Mr. Ross is in a brotherly
friendly fist fight, who you taking? Meek Mill or Wale? (audience jeers) (audience laughs) - Who you got? - I'mma plead the fifth. - Exactly. - [Nick] Wild out! - Hi, Nick, how are ya? - Hi, Jess. - Which one of her hits,
something you don't have. So sorry, so sorry, so sorry. That's very rude, I know
you're my boss but sorry. (audience laughs) Which one of her hits would you say best describes how you feel
about Mariah Carey now? "I Should Have Cheated"? "I Just Want It to Be Over"? Or "I Don't Love You No More"? - [Darren] It's okay, Nick, you can pick! - I don't love you no mo'! (audience cheers) Okay I still love her a little bit. (audience cheers) - My client all right? - Yes sir.
- My client good? Okay. Luda. - Yes sir. - You a family man now. - Yeah. - But you wasn't always that way. You told us you had hoes
by near, hoes by far. It was hoes in the room,
it was hoes in the car. And then you went as far
to tell us you had hoes in other area codes. - True. - Now that you married, when
you visit with yo' family, which area code are
you most worried about? (audience laughs) - Good question! - That's a good question. I'mma have to go with the 213. - The 213? They be giving me trouble too! - [Nick] Wild out! - Mr. Cannon, you create
opportunities for people. For example, the Wild N' Out girls. Like you give them a
opportunity to be more than just objectified on
Instagram and social media. - You get it, you get it. - So my question to you
with that said, Mr. Cannon, is would you allow your daughter
to be a Wild N' Out girl? (audience jeers) - Hell nah. - Oh, hell nah, ladies come
here, come here ladies. With that being said, what is it that the Wild N' Out girls do that you wouldn't want
your daughter to do? (audience laughs) - I plead the fifth!
- [Chico] Exactly! (upbeat hip hop music) - [D Wrek] This is a popular
sleep aid for most adults. (buzzer dings) What are deez nuts! (bell dings)
- [Nick] Wild out! - Your answer is things
your grandfather says when he's drunk. (buzzer dings) - Boy, I been (beep)
white women since 1945. (audience cheers)
(buzzer dings) - What is (beep) this
my house I can put my (beep) any god damn where. (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! - This is Nick Cannon's new rap name. (buzzer dings) - Ha ha ha. What is MC Please Stop. (bell dings)
(buzzer dings) What is MC C'mon Bro. (bell dings)
(buzzer dings) What is MC Never Again. (bell dings) - What is MC Why You Keep Doing This? What is MC We Don't
Want to Hear that Shit! What is MC Get the Show-- - Get me up there! - What is I Got Grease. - No, no, what is, it's a trick question, Nick Cannon is not a real rapper. (audience laughs) (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! - Your answer is things black people say
while watching scary movies. (buzzer dings) - What is if this white
(beep) trip and fall one more mother (beep) time. (audience laughs) (buzzer dings) - What is yeah, yeah, I can
talk, don't even worry about it. I'm at the movies but
what's up, yeah talk to me. (bell dings) - What the (beep) that supposed to mean? Trying to say we talk in the movies? (buzzer dings) - Man, ain't nobody watching this movie, come and gon' give me some (beep). (audience laughs) - [Nick] Wild out! - Messages in Jesus' DM. (buzzer dings) - Well you go, I go. I can't let that one go, go head. - What is, it me again big dog,
you heard me the first time, the third time the tenth time. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is God if you can just give me one mo' hit, it's Nick. (bell dings) It's been so long since, one mo'. - He answers my prayers. Won't he do it.
(buzzer dings) - Ladies gon' feel me on this. What is God if you get me through this, I will never-- (audience cheers)
(bell dings) Do it again, please! - [Nick] Wild out! - Things ratchets say when they find money in their pocket. (buzzer dings) - What is bitch! (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - Yas! (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is, show the (beep) dick. (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! - All right, white
people's favorite flavors. (buzzer dings) - Uh, what is pumpkin spice. (bell dings) (buzzer dings)
- What is mayonnaise god damn! (bell dings)
God damn! Bitch, hold up.
(buzzer dings) I said light mayonnaise, damn! (bell dings) The (beep) is this? (buzzer dings) - What is this big black (beep)? (audience laughs) (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is nothing.
(bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! - This is an alternative to condoms. (buzzer dings) - What is not having sex at
all, c'mon, it's cold outside. - Wait a minute, white woman, aight. (buzzer dings) What is (audience laughs). (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is sandwich bags and Vaseline? (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! - DC's laugh sounds like. (buzzer dings) - What is when you stub
yo' pinky toe on the edge of the table. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - What is when you gettin' a whoopin' and they hit that spot
that you can't reach. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is the Lion King,
Mufasa, say it again, ah! (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - Oh, okay, okay. What is when the police
get behind ya and you know you got everything in the car. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! - Things white people ruin. (buzzer dings) - What is planet earth.
(bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is hip hop, what is hair weaves, what is fake asses. - Let me have some (buzzer
dings) what is the Dougie. What is the Nae Nae. - What is the 45th President. (audience laughs) - [Nick] Wild out! - This is a hood proverb. (buzzer dings) - What is, now I done
brought you in this world, and I can take you out. (bell dings) - What is you gon' be inside or outside, but you not gonna be in and
outside my house all day. (audience laughs) - What is uh huh, you
didn't put in on this man. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is, when we get
in this sto' you better not look at nothing,
better not touch nothing, or I'll beat you. - [Nick] Wild out! - When Nick Cannon started Wild N' Out, this was in style. (buzzer dings) - What is his music. (bell dings) - It's better now. - It's way better now. (audience laughs) (buzzer dings) - What is, stop playing Emmanuel, you know damn well that (beep)
ain't better now, c'mon bro. (bell dings) You not getting it back. One shoe Nick for the
rest of the 200th episode. - [Nick] Wild out! - Your answer is things
white people say while watching a scary movie. (buzzer dings) - What is oh my god,
can you guys be quiet? (audience laughs)
(bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is, yes 911
there's some black people watching a movie right now.
(bell dings) - I got another.
(buzzer dings) - Actually, that could never
happen because the human body scientifically doesn't
contain that much blood. (buzzer dings) - What is I was on you guys' side. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! - It's the smallest
bone in the human body. (buzzer dings) - What is Mikey Day's penis? (bell dings) - [D Wrek] Mikey saved you on that one. - [Nick] Mikey helped you on that. - [D Wrek] Mikey saved you. - Mikey saved me, so now I need saving? - This is true. - Now the black man needs saving by the white man which
was perpetrated by him walking out here with
y'all didn't like me. (buzzer dings) - What is Conceited's skeleton. - Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh! (audience laughs) - [Nick] Wild out! - Black people's favorite flavors. (buzzer dings) - Red! (bell dings) - What is Sweet Baby Ray's.
(bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is you know we like
them lemon pepper wings. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is Oodle of Noodle
flavor chicken, shrimp, beef. - Hot teriyaki.
- Hot teriyaki. Man get yo' ass outta here,
yo' head look like some Oodles of Noodles on the
top if you don't get your-- - [Nick] Wild out! - Things Cortez gets mistaken for. - Let me go. It's about me. - I got you. (buzzer dings) What is this button. (audience laughs) - Hey man, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait. (buzzer dings) What is the joystick from Ms. Pacman. - We are killing (beep). (audience laughs)
(buzzer dings) - Who is a cicada? (bell dings)
(buzzer dings) What is a big toe. (bell dings)
(buzzer dings) What is a nut pack. - Let's go! (bell dings)
(buzzer dings) - What is a light pole. (bell dings)
(buzzer dings) - What is a house fly. (bell dings)
(buzzer dings) What is Spongebob with his
jellyfishing glasses on. (bell dings)
(buzzer dings) What is a snapping turtle. (bell dings)
(buzzer dings) What is a sesame seed on a hamburger bun. (bell dings)
(buzzer dings) - What is a titty nipple, stupid ass. (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! - Words that are slightly racist. (buzzer dings) - What is bro, I got two black friends. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is Chinese, look
we not all Chinese, I'm Thai I'm from Thailand. Know the difference! (buzzer dings) - What is Kardashian. (audience jeers)
(bell dings) Wild out! - White people need to stop doing this. - Whoa, whoa, hey, do ya, that! (audience laughs) - Jumping in front of black
people like you just did. See how you just ran in
front of the black man? (buzzer dings) - What is, speaking to the manager. (bell dings) - Okay, okay. (buzzer dings) What is take them god
damn leashes off y'all god damn children man. They ain't no dogs man.
(bell dings) (buzzer dings) - I don't care, yeah you big. - [Tim] Fight, fight, fight. - You aight? Get back over here. - What is frying chicken
with no seasoning. (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! - Things Chico Bean is built like. (buzzer dings) - What is a college refrigerator. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is potato salad. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is a Dodge Durango. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is a lawn mower mechanic. But you my mans though, you know that. (buzzer dings) - What is Wendy Williams. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is my best friend. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is I know damn
well you ain't talking about what I'm built
like, look at your team. Charlie Clips over there
built like Winnie the Pooh with his fat ass. (bell dings) What is Nick got the
legs of a flamingo pimp with yo' skinny ass. - Hold on, Eric look like salty shorty. (bell dings)
(buzzer dings) - I know you ain't talking, yo' fat ass came up here and
said something about me too. Yo' big ass. Built like a god damn love seat. (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! - World events that happened the year DJ D Wrek was born. (buzzer dings) - What is he DJ'ed the Boston Tea Party. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is June 10. - That was a good one,
man that was a good one. (buzzer dings)
- What is the big bang. (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! - This passcode will unlock
Nick Cannon's cell phone. (buzzer dings) - What is one band, one sound. (audience cheers) (buzzer dings) - What is 80085 because
it looks like it spells the word boobs. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - Get back! (buzzer dings) What is Mariah Carey's thumbprint. (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! - Things DC Young Fly is built like. - Aight (buzzer dings)
what is a windshield wiper. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is ah, a cockroach
stupid ass ugly little one. A bug looking ass. Ah, a stick looking ass. (bell dings) Ah, ugly stupid ass. (buzzer dings) - What is the worm off of Men in Black. (bell dings) (audience cheers) - [Nick] Wild out! - White women love this more than brunch. (buzzer dings) - What is adopting black babies. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is oh my god, let's go tanning. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is Uggs and Starbucks. (bell dings)
(buzzer dings) - What is making my way
downtown, walking fast. - [Nick] Wild out! - Your momma says this when she's drunk. (buzzer dings) - What is I know you my son friend but ah. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - Come here and do that dance you do, that little dance you do,
do the dance for your uncle. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is yo' daddy
ain't really yo' daddy. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is turn on that new Cannon hit. Yo' music! - Get yo' crack ass off of there. - You got to be drunk
to listen to yo' music. (audience cheers) - [Nick] Wild out! - Black Harry Potter spells. (buzzer dings) - What is does it look
like I want bad and bougie. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is Ineedalanegra. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is please shut yo' damn mouth. (error buzzer dings) I'mma bust yo' ass boy. (audience laughs) (buzzer dings) - What is I wisheth this
bitcheth wouldeth this. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is alakazam, alakacap, whoosh, now Nick Cannon can rap. How 'bout that one? (bell dings) (audience cheers) - Magical, it's magical. Magical. (buzzer dings) - What is alakazam,
alakazooey, he still gon' make the (beep) movies. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! - Homeless people do this
with the money you give them. - I got it.
(buzzer dings) (beep) what the. (bell dings) (audience laughs) Read the question again (beep). - Homeless people do this
with the money you give them. (buzzer dings) - What is hi, my boy,
I appreciate ya my boy. (bell dings) (buzzer dings) - What is DJ for Nick Cannon. (error buzzer dings) (buzzer dings) - Ah! What is, yeah she boy (beep) yo' (beep). - We gon' put the subtitles
at the bottom of the screen. (audience laughs) (buzzer dings) - All right, Trump she got over the wall. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) (upbeat hip hop music) - Okay, your word is decoy. - Hey, I take her out and let
her do the things she enjoy. I even bought a new
toy for her little boy. She wanted me to be her man,
I told her kill that noise. I'm just a sad dude, I'm the decoy. (audience cheers) (bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! - Show you how to do this man! Now rock with me. Left to right. - All right your word is abyss. - That's a bass. (audience laughs) It's abyss for real? Look, y'all know I'm from the hood. I go down if I could. If I eat she don't hit,
let's get this understood. I'm natural born player,
I wish abyss would. (audience laughs) I wish abyss would. (error buzzer dings) (audience laughs) - [Nick] Wild out! - Ah yeah! Here we go. - Okay your word is follicle. - Aight. Follicle, okay, check it. Okay, here we go, uh. Way I spit these rhymes is so diabolical. I change the style up,
I had to call a audible. I'm 'bout to write a book
called the ball chronicles 'cause when it comes to hair
I don't have one follicle. (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - [Nick] Wild out! (audience cheers) - Your word is perpetuate. Perpetuate. - I don't even know what that mean. But still I go hard for the team. Email, hunting, I'm all about the cream. None of that has anything
to do with perpetuate. (audience laughs) (audience cheers) - [Nick] Wild out! (audience cheers) - Your word is calligraphy. - Bad news dude I think
your girls a chick for me. Looks like you better find
yourself a new activity. In case you're wondering why she's ditching you and digging me, I got mad finger skills,
I don't mean calligraphy. (audience cheers) - [Nick] Wild out! Clap ya hands y'all. Clap ya hands y'all. Clap ya hands y'all. - Your word is superfluous. - Super what? - Superfluous. - Uh, uh. Yeah, I said it's long,
like Snuffleupagus. I smoke on that purple (beep). Girl you lookin' kinda thick. (beep) what the hell is superfluous? (error buzzer dings) No because you didn't
even tell me what the-- - [D Wrek] Made all
the sense in the world. - [Nick] Wild out! Get it, Charlie! - All right, your word is trisects. - Trisects? I'mma try it. All right, look, look. I could be your vibrator. I could eat the pie now
or eat the pie later. I watch you rub on my biceps. Forget the words, um,
do you wanna trisects? (bell dings) (audience cheers)
- [Nick] Wild out! - All right, your word is osteoporosis. - Since I know I'm not gon' get this word, I'm gon' take the time to give a shout out to my mom, my clothing line,
shout out to my little brother. I love y'all. (error buzzer dings)
My dad and-- (audience cheers) - [Nick] Wild out! - What's my word? - Your word is trifecta. - Aight, okay, aight. Aight, put some money in the schools so the kids will try better. Nick used to do movies, Tribeca. Three Grammies, that's trifecta, ah damn. (error buzzer dings) (audience cheers) - [Nick] Wild out! - Hey, hey! - Your word is pollinate. - That's like the bird and the bee, okay. Okay look. Look, you know I bring it
all together, no segregation. I drop some here and here and
here, that's fertilization. I see a cute dude, every day's a holiday. I'm trying to spread my
seed, you know pollinate. (bell dings)
(audience cheers) You're damn right! - [Nick] Wild out! (audience cheers) - Your word is electricity. - Okay, I smoke a lot of (beep)
it be (beep) with my memory. Y'all and y'all, both
of y'all can get the D. (error buzzer dings) (audience cheers) - [Nick] Wild out! - Okay your word is conundrum. (audience laughs) - Conundrum. Dumb dumb. Stun gun. Fun son. Conundrum. (audience laughs)
(error buzzer dings) (audience cheers) - [Nick] Wild out! Oh, Funny Mike, Funny
Mike, oh, Funny Mike! - Your word is apocalyptic. - I wanna start some
destruction in the city. I wanna drop (beep) on buildings. I wanna start a nuclear war, that (beep) will be mad apocalyptic. That's it. Hey, that (beep). - He got it! (error buzzer dings) (audience cheers) - [Nick] Wild out! - Your word is heterosexual. - Aight. Aight, uh, what's up girl I'm
trying to get next to you. What's up girl, you
know I been texting you. You know what, I'll take
either, I'm flexible. We can do this, head or sexual. (bell dings) Wild out! - All right your word is indefatigable. Uh, patnickable. Applicable. Imaginable. Indefatigable. (error buzzer dings)
(audience cheers) - Wild out! Okay, so you know what,
I don't think DJ D Wrek knows how hard this is up here. I think we should make DJ D Wrek have to come play his game. (audience cheers) Get over there. - Wait, wait, wait. Why does everybody have a pie? - Get to the front, get to the front. - Y'all (beep) standing real close. - You got this, you got this bro. - Aight, you ready? Uh, clap ya hands y'all. Your word is-- - I ain't scared. - Illustration. - Uh, uh. Illustration, uh, uh. I'm on the stage, it's a celebration. All y'all (beep) need, oh (beep). (error buzzer dings) (audience cheers) - [Nick] That's Wild N' Out y'all!
