- Prince versus Michael Jackson. (audience applauds) - I made it rain purple,
who you know flier. Good hair, no perm, only use a blow dryer. (audience applauds)
(audience laughing) I spin around so fast I almost pass out. Take your girl, put on her
jeans and cut the ass out. (audience laughing) - Since you said that last line this battle I'ma just leave it but before I go do you remember the time when your girl lemme beat it. (audience applauds)
(audience laughing) Wait, wait, wait. Hey yo, Conceited, bring the car around, never mind, I'll just moon walk. (audience laughing)
(audience applauds) (upbeat music) - My man Swaggy P is so fly. - [Audience] How fly is he? - I overheard two birds
having a conversation and they were like, "Look at Nick, "he's so us." (audience laughing) - What you gonna do? What you gonna do with that? What you gonna do with that? (bell dinging)
(audience applauds) (audience applauds) - I-G-G-Y. What murder weapon do you think Nick Cannon killed hip hop with? (audience laughing) Was it a gun or his last album? (audience laughing) - I didn't even know he had
an album honestly I thought -- (audience gasp) (audience applauds) - She answered it.
- I answered it. - That be gangsta. (audience applauds) (man clucks) ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Every time he comes on TV the
kids they scream and shout ♪ ♪ All the way from Bikini Bottom ♪ ♪ Give it up for Sponge Bob's house ♪ ♪ At the family reunion ♪
(bell dings) ♪ Who we introducing ♪ - I hope this don't prohibit me for being in any future
movies with you, Kevin, but bring it on up. Congratulations on your
success, I wanna see you prevail but you only at the top of comedy because Katt Williams is in jail. (audience gasp) ♪ Oh girl ♪ ♪ It's time to have some fun ♪ ♪ Trying to put my hotdog in your bun ♪ ♪ Say you ex Ketchup,
tell him just chill ♪ ♪ Put my wiener on your grill ♪ - A hot dog vendor. (bell dings)
- Easy. (man clucks) (audience applauds) I am the amazing magician Emmanuel Hudson and for my amazing new trick I will turn this side chick into a main chick. Oh, wow.
(audience laughing) Abracadabra, wifey. (audience laughing)
(audience applauds) (bell dings) - Wassup? - Yo, Emmanuel.
- Is my mic on? ♪ I heard you want to battle ♪ ♪ But when it comes to wild
styles boy you shoulda got on ♪ ♪ Yo, you look like the preditor ♪ ♪ Boy , you need to go
and find a face editor ♪ (buzzer buzzes) ♪ Hold up what you wanna do ♪ ♪ Your team color's red but
you'll get beat black and blue ♪ ♪ Hold up, hold up ♪
(audience applauds) ♪ Hold tell me would you listen ♪ ♪ My (beeps) your built
just like a biscuit ♪ ♪ With some gravy on it ♪ ♪ I get the navy on it ♪ ♪ They like my fresh, they dig my cool ♪ ♪ I'm so wavy on it ♪ ♪ Hey yo, I'm Chico Bean ♪
(bell dings) ♪ And you know I'm on the grind ♪ ♪ Your man got a head just like Megamind ♪ ♪ You don't know what I do ♪
(audience gasps) ♪ You know this is my crew ♪ ♪ I'm with Nick Canon
and we'd do what we do ♪ ♪ Do not play with me ♪
(bell dings) ♪ This is what I do ♪ ♪ Me and the crew ♪ ♪ We about to run through
to the host guard ♪ ♪ Can't forget your girl ♪ ♪ New Edition E-Man Hudson ♪ ♪ We're gonna rock the whole world ♪ (audience applauds)
(bell dings) (audience applauds) - Your word is gratuity. ♪ I'm about to kill this
beat then do the eulogy ♪ ♪ Girl send me naked
pictures, I want the nudity ♪ ♪ She trying to charge for
the booty that's a booty fee ♪ ♪ Girl lemme get this tip like gratuity ♪ (audience applauds) (bell dings) (soothing music) - Back when I was a young
cub, I used to have a heart till my ex girl Nala left me all scarred. Because she was all about a dollar but I feel like with
you it's Hakuna Matata. (audience laughing)
(audience applauds) - That's for sure "Lion King". (bell dings) (audience applauds) (man clucks) - My man featuring Nelly,
this how we gonna do. - How we gonna do? ♪ A, B, C, D, E, F, G ♪ ♪ H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P ♪ ♪ Q, R, S, T, U, V ♪ ♪ W, X, Y and Z ♪ ♪ A, B, C, D ♪
♪ E, I, E, I ♪ ♪ Oh ♪
♪ You should see ♪ ♪ Okay, okay ♪ ♪ Can a milli M-A-B ♪ ♪ Went to see my D-O-C ♪ ♪ My girl gave me STD ♪ ♪ Thank god it wasn't HIV ♪ ♪ Oh, A, B, C, D ♪
♪ E, I, E, I ♪ ♪ Oh, Mr G ♪ ♪ You on the beat, one time ♪ ♪ At first it was just U and I ♪ ♪ Made you my X you said Y ♪ ♪ Cause there so may H-O-E's ♪ ♪ And I'ma give them the FD ♪ ♪ (mumbles) Sex right here ♪ ♪ FYI it's your career ♪ ♪ Better take of all your clothes
it's getting H-O-T in here ♪ ♪ A, B, C, D ♪
♪ E, I, E, I ♪ ♪ Oh, Mr G ♪ ♪ You on the beat ♪ ♪ Next time won't you sing with me ♪ ♪ Next time won't you sing with me ♪ ♪ A, B, C, D ♪ Ah, fuss it. (audience laughing)
(bell dinging) (audience applauds) - I can believe y'all
don't know your ABC's. ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ I can't believe she's
here, my legendary cousin ♪ ♪ She tried to hide underground ♪ ♪ Give it up for Miss Harriet Tubman ♪ ♪ At the family reunion ♪
(bell dings) ♪ Who we introducing ♪ (audience applauds) - Yes, Juelz thoughts. I hope Nick Cannon like, well, I know he don't like corny jokes because he's corny so wonder
if he'll laugh at these. Who do chickens vote for during
the presidential election? (man clucks) (audience applauds)
(bell dings) (audience applauds) ♪ Girl, that booty kinda fat ♪ ♪ Body slam you on a mat ♪ ♪ Get down on one knee
I look like Booker T ♪ ♪ But I love to pin you
girl, one, two, three ♪ (audience applauds) - Are you a wrestler? (audience applauds)
(bell dinging) (man clucks) - Sorry I'm late your honor. - Get 'em 'cause, get 'em. - Too busy winning over there. - There you go.
(audience laughing) - Nick, on a scale of one to 10 how much does Mariah Carey loves you? Okay, I'm assuming you're saying 10. - 10, yeah. - That mean she'll do
anything for you, right Nick? Anything, you believe
she'd do anything for you? - Yeah, yeah. - That's a lie, Nick. Because if she loved you that much why hasn't she sacrificed her music career by doing a feature with you? (audience applauds)
(audience gasps) - I plead the fifth. I plead the fifth. (bell dings) (audience applauds) ♪ Why you bull spitting ♪ ♪ Why you bull spitting ♪ ♪ Why you bull spitting ♪ ♪ Why you bull spitting ♪ ♪ Why you bull spitting ♪ ♪ Why you bull spitting ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Scholar ♪ ♪ All about a dollar ♪
(bell dings) ♪ You, I'm the father ♪ ♪ Why even bother ♪ ♪ I'm all about the money ♪ ♪ I wrap just like a mummy ♪
(bell dings) ♪ This is what I do ♪ - Let's go E-man. (buzzer buzzes) ♪ Why you bull spitting ♪ ♪ Why you bull spitting ♪ - Hey, what's up girl? Hey did you hear about
that killer on the news? He going around killing all the
females that aint giving him his number, that's crazy. You didn't hear about? - No. - Damn, that's crazy. (audience laughing) (bell dings)
(audience applauds) (man clucks) - Do the Mufasa. (upbeat music) (audience applauds)
(audience laughing) (audience applauds) - How you look so familiar? I know I seen you before. That's where I seen you
before, in my piggy bank because you a dime. (audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes) When you put dime in the. Because the coins -- - Brah. - Get your ass back over there. - Yeah, Emmanuel. - I'm here. ♪ I said Emmanuel ♪ ♪ It's about to go down ♪ ♪ Why do have on a Wild
'n Out night gown ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Chico Bean I'm like no other ♪ ♪ D-Wrek give his dime
joke one more buzzer ♪ ♪ Hold up, hold up ♪
(bell dings) ♪ It ain't over ♪ ♪ You fat, you eat left ♪ ♪ And right overs ♪
(bell dings) ♪ You notice how I kick it, I flip it ♪ ♪ They don't wanna get the
dime joke then forget it ♪ (bell dings) - Wassup? ♪ Chico, you know that
I am known to rhyme ♪ ♪ Nobody got that dumb
joke about the dime ♪ ♪ But you kept telling
it the whole damn show ♪ ♪ Why you cut a hole
in the top of hat bro ♪ ♪ It looks stupid ♪ ♪ And I just want to say that ♪ ♪ Give Dwayne Wade his
goddamn glasses back ♪ ♪ Hey ♪
(bell dings) ♪ And I get busy ♪ ♪ Chico Bean, I'm the Wild 'n Out Drizzy ♪ ♪ I don't really care about none of that ♪ ♪ You know I'm iller ♪ ♪ I'm not playing you
really look familiar ♪ (buzzer buzzes)
(audience laughing) (audience applauds) - Hey Winnie. You are so beautiful, girl. We actually hae a lot in common because everyone tells me that
I should be a super model. - (scoffs) April Fools. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) April Fools. You got the body of a iPhone aint nobody - (audience laughing) - Come on brah, you
didn't have to like that. (man clucks) - Give me the beat DJ Big Head. (upbeat music) ♪ You want your booty, I do ♪ ♪ You want your waist trainers, I do ♪ ♪ You want some tummy tea, I do ♪ ♪ The you should follow me ♪ ♪ Follow that booty ♪ ♪ Fo-Follow that booty, babe ♪ ♪ Follow that booty ♪ ♪ Fo-Follow that booty, babe ♪ ♪ Now tap that ass ♪ ♪ Double tap that ass ♪ ♪ Tap that ass ♪ ♪ Double tap that ass ♪ ♪ Double tap that ass ♪ ♪ If you wanna get some cash ♪ ♪ I can turn $20 into 2500 fast ♪ ♪ I be sliding all on her DM ♪ ♪ Trying to make her PM ♪ ♪ Her eyes all on my piece ♪ ♪ Emoji eyes I see them ♪ ♪ Right before you get home ♪ ♪ Get some money a spend all ♪ ♪ Want some clothes just use
my code and get 20% off ♪ ♪ You want that booty, I do ♪ ♪ You want them waist trainers, I do ♪ ♪ You want that tummy tea, I do ♪ ♪ The you should follow me ♪ ♪ Follow that booty ♪ ♪ Fo-Follow that booty, babe ♪ ♪ Tap that ass ♪ ♪ Double tap that ass ♪ (bell dinging) (audience laughing) (bell dings) (sings in foreign language) - Nah. It's a goddam Flock mix. (upbeat music) ♪ Waka Flocka, Waka Flocka ♪ ♪ What it do ♪
♪ What ♪ ♪ What it do ♪
♪ What ♪ ♪ Eat a chocolate ceiling,
eat a chocolate ceiling ♪ ♪ I play the court, your rock the bench ♪ ♪ One night with me your
girl be speaking french ♪ ♪ My whole team we on that (beeps) ♪ ♪ And it sound like
brah, brah, brah, brah. ♪ (sings in a foreign language) ♪ You know I'm rolling with
the Brick Brick Squad ♪ ♪ Waka Flocka, Waka Flocka ♪ ♪ What it do ♪
♪ What ♪ ♪ What it do ♪
♪ What ♪ ♪ Build a chocolate ceiling,
build a chocolate ceiling ♪ ♪ All we do it, all we do it ♪ (bell dinging) (audience applauds) (man clucks) - Over and out, we may need back up. Ma'am, license and
registration please, thank you. Ma'am you know why I pulled you over? - Why? - Do you know how fast
I was falling for you? (audience laughing) (bell dings) Now I'm used to Mr Cannon
having real stars on the show. So, Nick, can you explain? We wanted Carmello. (bell dings)
(audience gasps) ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ These are all my friends ♪ ♪ These are the ones
that I will ride with ♪ ♪ Between you, you and you ♪ ♪ You do know you the side chic ♪ ♪ At the family reunion ♪
(bell dings) ♪ Who we introducing ♪ (man clucks) (audience applauds) - Your word is perpetuate. Perpetuate.
(upbeat music) ♪ I don't even know what that mean ♪ ♪ But still I go hard for the team ♪ ♪ E-Man Hudson, I'm all about the green ♪ ♪ None that has anything
to do with perpetuate ♪ (audience laughing)
(buzzer buzzes) (audience applauds) - Sorry I'm a little late, I was auditioning for
America's Got Talent. Apparently, the last host didn't have any. That's crazy
(audience applauds) Nicholas Cannon, I noticed you been working out. You did ab day, you got leg day on lock. You got arm day on smash.
(audience applauds) My question to you is, out of all the exercising you do why you always skip talent day? (audience gasps) - Because that's the day
I'm banging your Moms. (audience laughing)
(audience applauds) Every Wednesday, every Wednesday. (audience applauds) - That's not sufficient. - Dammit, I plead the fifth. (audience laughing)
(bell dinging) ♪ If you pay me, I'll keep them ♪ ♪ If they play with me, I'll beat them ♪ ♪ Nine o'clock, I'll feed them ♪ ♪ If you late, I'll leave them ♪ - Baby sitting. - Huh?
- Baby sitting. (bell dings) - Lets go. (man clucks) - Drop the beat, get your ass out my seat. ♪ Get your ass out my seat ♪ - This how they carry a man
♪ Get your ass out my seat ♪ - This what they did, they was like. ♪ They said Rosa get your ass up ♪ ♪ Hell nah ♪ ♪ Rosa get your ass up ♪ ♪ Hell nah ♪ ♪ I ain't going to the back,
I'm staying right there ♪ ♪ I ain't going to the back,
I'm staying right here ♪ ♪ Rosa got off of work
and sat on the bus ♪ ♪ The driver came to tell
her had to give her seat up ♪ ♪ She was like nah ♪ ♪ You got me messed up boo ♪ ♪ Call the police , do what you gonna do ♪ ♪ I don't see your name on this seat ♪ ♪ I ain't about to really move my feet ♪ ♪ You can stop with the
flexing and the fronting ♪ ♪ Black women ain't giving up nothing ♪ ♪ Rosa get your ass up ♪ ♪ Hell nah ♪ ♪ Rosa get your ass up ♪
(bell dinging) - Let me here you say ♪ Hell nah ♪ ♪ I ain't going to the back,
I'm staying right here ♪ ♪ We ain't going to the back,
we're staying right here ♪ - Gold squad!
(audience applauds) - I need Emmanuel, bring it over here. Come here, yes. ♪ We all know your name is Emmanuel ♪ ♪ You let me hit it once a year ♪ ♪ I call it annual ♪ (audience applauds)
(bell dings) - Wait a minute, wait a minute. - Hold up, man. ♪ What dude just said
ain't siting too well ♪ ♪ I can be on his team,
he (beep) Emmanuel ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) ♪ This right here is a family show ♪ ♪ How Lous gonna walk up here
acting like he ain't know ♪ (audience laughing) (bell dings) - No, that (beep) didn't
do nothing with me. I quit, I'm done. Don't say nothing about that no more. No, show over, show over. Show over.
- Why you doing all that? I thought we were cool. You out here doing rha, rha,
like (beep) is this true. (audience applauds)
(bell dinging) - We gotta take a picture.
- Okay. - Get everybody in it.
- Selfie stick. (audience applauds)
(bell dings) (audience applauds) - Hey Bella. What do house eat when
their breath stinks? Apart-mints.
(audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes) (man clucks) ♪ If you gonna lay with me ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Girl, you ready to rumble ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ But your booty smell like a jungle ♪ (audience laughing)
(audience applauds) ♪ Man it's crazy, I smell it ♪ ♪ She need some Speed Stick ♪ ♪ She raising up her arms,
now I know her Secret ♪ ♪ I mean she coming and she
dressing looking so nice ♪ ♪ New booty, new clothes
but no Old Spice ♪ ♪ Somebody's musty tonight ♪ ♪ Somebody better tell them ♪ ♪ Somebody's musty tonight ♪ ♪ Ah, before they smell ♪ - I think I can find a conquer, it might be you. (audience laughing) Smell you from all the way up here. Look at your neighbor and say, "Somebody's musty." - Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on. ♪ Is it you that's musty tonight ♪ - For real? ♪ Your ass is musty tonight ♪ (audience applauds) - I am the amazing
magician Emmanuel Hudson and for my new amazing trick I will break up with her, oh-ah. Abracadabra, you're single. (audience laughing) I said you're si --
(buzzer buzzes) (audience laughing) ♪ Pick up and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it ♪ ♪ Cinnamon Toast and
I also like Chex Mix ♪ ♪ I took your girl and
she cooking me breakfast ♪ ♪ She came to my house
because she like to see me ♪ ♪ My stroke is crazy
because I eat my Wheeties ♪ ♪ My sausage is bigger
and that is no bluff ♪ ♪ Your girl want to play
with my big Coco Puffs ♪ ♪ The diamonds I'm rocking
they are Frosty Flake ♪ ♪ She let me syrup on her pancakes ♪ ♪ Pancakes is cool but
them diamonds are fake ♪ ♪ I am a tiger your girl
said I'm great, bitch ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) ♪ Pick up and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it ♪ - My earrings are not fake. (audience applauds) - Shh, gonna be real sentimental. Look baby, if I had a penny for every
time I though about you, I'd have exactly one cent because you never leave my mind mama. (audience applauds)
(bell dings) - That was the weakest coin
joke that I ever heard. Give it here, give it here. Let me show you how to
do a real coin joke. I'ma flip it, if it lands on heads you gotta give me (beep). (audience laughing) If it lands on tails you
gotta give me the booty. (audience laughing) All you get is a try. Would you look at that, it landed on both. (audience laughing)
(bell dinging) (audience applauds) (man clucks) - We are gathered here today in the Church of Wild
'n Out, season eight. - Come on.
- Oh lord, talk to them. - That's one more that the seventh. - The season of sin. - Take your time brother, take your time. - Can I take my time and
talk to my congregation? - You can take your time.
- Yeah, take your time. (audience applauds) - I wanna come from the heart, I wanna get real for a second. - That's the only way to do it. - I'm tell the congregation,
I've done wrong. - Oh wait a minute pastor. - I've done wrong and I've done things that people are hating
on me about my bad music. - Come on, now. - The doors to the church are now open, I'ma bring Deacon Hudson
up here to do the petition. - A, E, I, O, U. Look at your neighbor and dub on them. Dub for Jesus. - I'm getting the spirit,
the spirit is moving. There's somebody in here tonight that stands in the need of prayer. There's somebody here tonight
that needs to be saved. (audience applauds) She didn't do nothing wrong
with Bow Wow, it aint her. There's somebody else in
here that is in the need to come on home. - Come on home.
- Come on home sister. Come on home. (audience applauds) It's time for Iggy to come home. We heard what Snoop Dog
said, we don't care. We heard what Erykah
Badu said, we don't care. - We don't care. - We even hear what TI said but the true grand hustler is Jesus. And that's all we care
about is what He said and he said. ♪ Iggy's been born again ♪ ♪ Iggy's been born again ♪ ♪ Iggy's been born again ♪ ♪ Iggy's been born again ♪ (bell dinging) (audience applauds) - Comedian dude, you don't
work on your legs at all. (audience laughing) You look like a upside down pyramid. (audience laughing) (bell dings) - That was about as funny as every movie they cut you out of. (audience gasps)
(bell dings) - Maybe you should do stand
up sitting down, underwater, in a tub with a radio thrown in it. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) ♪ Who we introducing, who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my cousin Jessica (mumbles) to me ♪ ♪ She looks just like Nick Cannon ♪ ♪ From Love Don't Cost a Thing ♪ (buzzer buzzes)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ (man clucks) - (laughs) Two Chains, you stupid boy. Two Chains, you stupid. I know Two Chains. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) (audience applauds) - Oh God! - Mister, wow Mrs Wendy. Sorry about that, these are
new glasses, prescription. My question to you is who do you think would be a great addition to Real Husbands of Hollywood? Will Smith, Martin Lawrence or you? (audience laughing)
(audience gasps) (audience jeers) - Your mother. (audience applauds)
(audience laughing) - With the jokes you said tonight your career will never blow up. Your teeth so crooked I bet if you bit a sandwich
Batman would show up. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Okay, you up here dressed
like a JV girls wrestling coach and I'm not through with you E-man.
(buzzer buzzes) - This ain't even no bar. God took the wrong, he
took the wrong tooth. He should have took the wisdom tooth because you stupid as hell. (audience laughing) And we gotta make that clear because after you tell a joke, I just wanna get on a flight and just. (audience laughing)
(bell dinging) (audience applauds) How you look so familiar? I know I seen you before. That's where I seen you
before, in my piggy bank because you a dime. (audience laughing)
(buzzer buzzes) When you put dimes, because the coins. - Brah. - Get your ass back over there. (audience applauds) - Goddang girl. I aint gonna lie you up here
looking like sexy booger. (audience laughing) You know what? That's why I pick you. (bell dings)
(audience applauds) ♪ Pick up and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it ♪ ♪ E-Man shut up, show some respect ♪ ♪ Because your mother look
like the donkey on Shrek ♪ ♪ Donkey on Shrek, Fat Boy don't do it ♪ ♪ Your mother is built just like a Buick ♪ ♪ Built like a Buick she's
thick and she's swerving ♪ ♪ Your mother look like
Nick with no turban ♪ ♪ Momma joke, why even bother ♪ ♪ Do you know who your Mom look like ♪ ♪ Your father ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it,
and kill it, and kill it ♪ - Damn, who keep letting these
damn flies in my (yells). (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - What do see in the ball? - Nick Cannon's career,
it is going nowhere. (audience laughing)
- It's all black, it's all black. - This is where heaven and hell-met. Hell-met, it's a helmet.
(bell dings) - Ladies and gentlemen are
you tired of not being able to have cook outs on the go. Well introducing the mini grill, that's right baby you can
put anything on there. - Hey my brother can you
roast marsh mellows on that. - Yeah, bring me a marsh mellow. - Come on lets get in.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
(audience laughing) - I got my new Gucci bag like (beep). ♪ You said you like
the way I was flowing ♪ ♪ Too real, you know I aint fake ♪ ♪ I'ma take this time on the mic to say ♪ ♪ Eva is doing great ♪ ♪ E-Man you talking back ♪ ♪ But you know that you cannot push me ♪ ♪ You've been kicking it to Eva all show ♪ ♪ But you will never get that (beep) ♪ - Hold up, hold up.
(bell dinging) - My blood brother. Yeah, he wanted to be something
different with his life and look at him, he a college graduate and now he on this show. - I remember all that stuff you was telling me about Lous at the crib so we gonna get to the bottom of this bro. We about to find out right now. - Big ass shoes. (audience laughing) - I'm on your team, I'm sorry. - Come on leave me alone. - (beep) shoe big. (audience laughing) ♪ I say they call him big stomp ♪ ♪ Big stomp ♪
- Cannon's got big feet. - Anyway, I'm trying to ask your man some very important questions, right now. - Let your shoes ask it? (audience laughing) - Order in this court please DJ D-Wrek. - He want the shoe, nothing
but the shoe (laughs). (audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes) (buzzer
buzzes) (buzzer buzzes) - Shoe.
(audience laughing) - [DJ D-Wrek] It goes to the Black Squad. (audience applauds)
- What? - I will not be intimidated. - Everybody off their seat,
DJ D-Wrek take us home. (upbeat music) (audience applauds) - You're doing great,
by the way I love you. You're so hot, you're so hot. It's okay, it's okay you can spit. Let it out I'm here for you. ♪ When I spit bars I never hesitate ♪ ♪ Your body belong on the wedding cake ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell dings) ♪ That wedding cake joke was very wack ♪ ♪ What you need to do is give Ronnie ♪ ♪ His big ass shoulders back ♪ (audience applauds) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek. - [DJ D-Wrek] Yo, what up. - Cut he beat. (audience applauds) - Bobby your raps don't
really work for me, you got the face for a old folks home and body for a nursery. (audience gasps)
(bell dings) - Chill Justina, he was on That's So Raven but he ain't on that show
anymore (beep) ain't she psychic how come she ain tell you,
you wasn't gonna grow anymore. (audience gasps)
(buzzer buzzes) - The Disney Channel jokes
are cute, I aint knocking you but don't she look like a trailer park version of Kim Possible. (audience laughing)
(audience gasps) And you, you wanna talk stupid. If she Kim Possible look
(beep) like you Rufus. (audience applauds) - Get off me, get off me. I don't trust y'all, get off me. - Your word is idiosyncratic . - Idiosyncratic. ♪ I try to fain like I
don't know this word ♪ ♪ I trick them like it's magic ♪ ♪ If you test me, it's gonna be tragic ♪ ♪ Spit crack like a crack addict ♪ ♪ I'm back at it ♪ ♪ They don't know me my (beep) ♪ ♪ I'm idiosyncratic ♪ (audience applauds)
(bell dings) (audience applauds) Some of you seem to be confused about Church and the trap but what you don't know is God loves all. And most importantly God is blessing on the trap (beep), Amen. Deacon DJ, bring the gospel. - My man Nick Cannon is so fly. - [Audience] How fly is he? - That he let me stay
on this show long enough to finally pay off my Momma house. (audience applauds)
(bell dings) In about seven year, I see if
I got seven, eight years left. So that's gonna work, I got the bill that's all that matter.
- Yup. (audience applauds) - I hope you don't mind I
brought my barber to the -- - I got you.
- I had a little time. Cool, cool. It look good don't it babe. - Check it. - Ah man dog. - What? - Can you cut a little bit of her off too? (audience gasps)
(bell dings) (audience applauds) ♪ Truth be told be told
we both started on Vine ♪ ♪ But holy (beep) you let
Nick (beep) from behind ♪ ♪ And Oh my God, Hitman
where are the hits ♪ ♪ Your name's ironic you
ain't killing (beep) ♪ - Wait.
(bell dings) Hold on. ♪ You doing all these gumballs
like you really the shooter ♪ ♪ I didn't know if you was gonna
rob me or fix my computer ♪ (audience laughing)
(audience applauds) ♪ I'm sorry for coming at you
but your while team is whack ♪ ♪ How you call your self
conceited but you look like that ♪ (audience gasps)
(bell dings) - Jack got bars. (audience laughing) - Listen, I know this our wedding day and I'm supposed to spit vows but to tell you the truth if I spit my vows it'll
be longer than that dress. I just wanna let you know that with every fiber in me I love you and there is no other
woman out there for me, will you marry me? - Yes. - And cut that's excellent, that was a great scene.
(audience laughing) That was amazing.
(bell dings) That was amazing, she really
believed it, she believed it. Lets take it to the line. ♪ I'm playing kick ball,
I'm playing kick ball ♪ ♪ I'm playing kick ball ♪ ♪ Now you all out ♪ ♪ I said tag, you it ♪ ♪ Tag, you it ♪ ♪ Tag, you it ♪ ♪ Now you all out ♪ ♪ I'm on the monkey bars,
I'm on the monkey bars ♪ ♪ I'm on the monkey bars ♪ ♪ Now you all out ♪ ♪ I'm playing hide and go
seek, hide and go seek ♪ ♪ Hide and go seek ♪ ♪ Now you all out ♪ ♪ I kissed a girl, I kissed a girl ♪ ♪ I kissed a girl ♪ ♪ Now you all out ♪ - I need a time out, I need time out.
(audience laughing) - Get your ass back there. - Oh my goodness! No one has ever seen it, they wonder how does she
get so good and just. You know what? Without further ado, I want you guys to make some noise for Serena
Williams first tennis ball. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) You know what we got nothing but you guys will never de-feet us. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - I don't know what this is. Okay, three, two, one. ♪ Wildin', wildin', wildin' ♪
(audience laughing) - That's a fruit by the foot.
(bell dings) (audience laughing) - I don't know why they need me. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Can I get a full set? - Yeah honey, I fix my nail for you. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - How much do we got? I don't know. Leggo my Eggo. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Come on champ, what are you doing? What are you doing? - I'm getting a leg up on the competition. (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Who trying to go toe to toe? ATL, my girl Kira Moore is so fly. - [Audeince] How fly is she? - Her middle name is
(imitates car speeding by). (audience laughing)
(bell dings) - Stupid. (audience applauds) - (imitates car speeding by) (audience laughing) (imitates explosion) (audience laughing)
(bell dings) God took the wrong, he
took the wrong tooth, he should have took the wisdom tooth because you stupid as hell and we gotta make that clear. Because after you tell a joke, I juts wanna get on a flight and just (imitates car speeding by). (audience applauds) How you looks so familiar? I know I seen you before. That's where I seen you
before, in my piggy bank because you a dime. (audience laughing)
(buzzer buzzes) When you put dimes
because of coins in the. - Brah. - Get your ass back over there. ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ - Go, go, go, D.
- Come on, come on. - Do it, do it, do it. (audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes) - What? - It was whack. It was whack. It wasn't creative. Y'all gotta use your creative minds. - DJ D-Wrek big ass head. (audience laughing)
(bell dinging) ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ - Abracadabra, you're single. (audience laughing) I said you're si --
(buzzer buzzes) (audience laughing) ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ - DJ D-Wrek neck pillow on the plane. (audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes) - It dosen't look like that. ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ (upbeat music) - Your word is curmudgeon, curmudgeon. ♪ Now that I got y'all attention ♪ ♪ You look familiar ♪ ♪ When you put the dime in a piggy bank ♪ (buzzer buzzes) - I'm trying to tell them
that when you I just want. (audience applauds) ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ - Humongous, M-Y P-E-N-I-S, humongous. (audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes) (audience laughing) - Your penis will always get a
buzz anywhere near me (beep). ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ - (laughs) Raiden wins. (buzzer buzzes) ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ - So we can lie to the bell. ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because DJ D-Wrek is a real DJ. (audience applauds) (crickets chirping) ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ - DJ D-Wrek's headband. (bell dings) - It was just funny that's
all, it's not true but funny. ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ - Special announcement about the dime. (audience laughing)
(buzzer buzzes) When you put the dime --
(buzzer buzzes) - [DJ D-Wrek] That was trash. ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ Y'all wanna see something humongous. (audience applauds)
(buzzer buzzes) ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ DJ D-Wrek headphones. (bell dinging) ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ - After 200 episodes of Wild'n Out the cast can finally do this. - What is, convince him
to fire your big head ass? (audience laughing)
(bell dings) ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ - Your word is social studies. ♪ That's two word still I'm
gonna go and be swollen ♪ ♪ DJ D-Wreck gotta head
just like a globe ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ - Black live ladder. (buzzer buzzes)
- That shit funny. ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ ♪ Do he got a big head, yes ♪ ♪ But you know a bigger is my P-E-N-I-S ♪ (buzzer buzzes) You gonna give me a bell
when I want my freaking bell. My penis is big and it's
gonna stay that way. ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ - Hold up, move you
big head ass back dude. - DJ D-Wreck football head. (buzzer buzzes)
- Come on, move you big head ass back. ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ ♪ I aint lonely no more, I'm boo'd up ♪ ♪ Me and my girl fussing
but we trying though ♪ ♪ Her breath stink but I'm with
it because she fine though ♪ ♪ I got a secret, she
was born with nine toes ♪ ♪ She really love me because
I got the dime joke ♪ ♪ I aint lonely no more, ♪ ♪ I'm boo'd up ♪
(buzzer buzzes) ♪ I aint lonely no more ♪ ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ - Peter Wagner ready
to give butt shots too. (buzzer buzzes) It's a gun. - [DJ D-Wreck] Time is running out. - I don't know what else to do. (audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes) - I got a crutch on you. (bell dinging) ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ - Large and easily inflatable this item is in high demand in the summer. - What is this (beeps)? (buzzer buzzes) Large and easily inflatable that means it gets up and is working fine. - Sounds like you might wanna
go and get that checked out. ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ ♪ I'm a gigolo spending lots of dough ♪ ♪ And I'm always surrounded by ♪
(buzzer buzzes) ♪ So many hose ♪
(bell dinging) - Give him his head band back,
he mad that's what it is. (audience laughing) ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ - ATL, turn up. - [Audience] Turn up for what? - Because. (audience laughing) You see this dime right here, right?
- Not again. (crickets chirp) - You not even gonna let me finish. (audience laughing) ♪ Wild 'n Out ♪ - Your word is mother land. ♪ We gonna do this for the brother man ♪ ♪ We could care less about the other man ♪ ♪ Represent Africa the mother land ♪ (audience applauds)
(bell dings) - He said three.
- Security, security. - Oh my god! You only said three you didn't say four, you didn't say four. He didn't four, he didn't say -- (audience laughing)
(audience applauds) - You okay? You okay? You okay? - Freestyle rapping but here at Wild'n Out we focus on them jokes so each punchline is one point
added to your total score. So it's anybody's game, for (mumbles) y'all can still get this comedy championship belt. Spoken Reason this is
why you came to the show. To show improve this is that
moment, step up black squad, red squad step up. DJ D-Wreck, drop the beat. Clap your hands y'all,
clap your hands y'all, clap your hands y'all,
clap your hands y'all. ♪ Spoken for the banner
this whole squad trash ♪ ♪ Matter of fact he need a job ♪ ♪ You should put them on the cast ♪ ♪ Pretty much what I'm saying
is that it ain't no joke ♪ ♪ Give Spoken Reasons everything
but this (beep) broke ♪ (audience gasps) (bell dings) ♪ Now back in the day you played
football, you can remember ♪ ♪ But since you played football ♪ ♪ Your favorite position
was center (beep) ♪ (buzzer buzzes) - Hey DJ, stop that
(beep), stop that (beep). Stop that (beep). Come on, you already know? How the hell your name Spoken Reason you aint said (beep)
funny the whole damn show? Move.
(bell dings) Wait a minute, wait a minute. - Whoa, let me tell you something. I'm funny and you dead
(beep) you look crazy (beep), you got a booty tat the
middle of you forehead. - Lemme tell you something.
- Hold on E-Man. (buzzer buzzes) Hold on E-Man. One thing, one thing just to get this. During asking all them
questions I took the wheel, you played the bitch. (audience gasps) (buzzer buzzes)
- Nah, that's cool. - E-Man and Spoken Reasons, here we go. You wanna tell the people why
we never did another video? Five years, I'm tired of being merciful. Nick I know this ain't Wild
Style but this one is personal, you feel me. - (beep) Y'all remember asking all them questions? You know it came with a big check until he snatched it from me. Then he went missing and
started acting funny. He did a movie doing comedy,
you know acting funny. To tell the truth Nick I
really wanna smack this dummy but you telling me to chill. Questions were small change, I'm still spending She Ratchet money. Now listen.
(bell dings) Act stupid.
(audience applauds) I know you mad clueless. The only reason why you on this show because my name is attached to it. (audience gasps) So I'm gonna put you in your place. Your most viewed video
shows nothing but my face. (audience gasps) So tell the people, right
now before I get mad and start to rise. You got a chance to clear your name right now (beep), apologize. (audience applauds)
(bell dings) - Now E-Man, E- Man, there's a
lot of hostility in the room. - That's a fact. - We could start a fight. I had to call your Momma to put you in the first video with me. (beep) I put you on your first flight. - Boy we about to get on your ass. (buzzer buzzes) (audience laughing) Boy, we about to get on your ass. - Can I say something to you? You're just one of a million loser dudes, black live matter but not so much you. (audience applauds)
(bell dinging)
