♪ This is just my friend ♪ ♪ I think his name is David ♪ ♪ Please when you go to the club ♪ ♪ Stop tellin' (beeping) that we related ♪ (laughing)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ (upbeat music) - My man Nick Cannon is so fly. - [Audience] How fly is he?
- Man he done brought the dude from Lord of the Rings up in here today! (laughing) My precious.
(bell dinging) - Wait a minute, wait a minute Carlos. Do not talk about Michael
Blackson like that. Move!
(laughing) Mike, you wanna come up here and play an African song for us, Mike? Come on, I got the drums man!
(crowd cheering) (drumming)
(applauding) (bell dinging) (bell dinging) - [Voice Over] Wild out! - I am Nick Cannon thoughts. Woo, it's been a lot goin' on up here. You know what, y'all know what time it is. Aye, yo barber (bleeping) you up big dog! (laughing)
That (bleeping). God damn! (laughing) God damn!
(laughing) I'm talking 'bout that (beeping) right there boy that (beeping). (laughing) - [Voice Over] Wild out! (crowd applauding) - Go head bitch. Go head bitch, I live! (laughing) I live, I live, everything. - From the I'll hit but I'll have to explain to my friends collection. (bell dinging)
(laughing) - From the Amber Nose collection. (bell dinging)
(laughing) - I went to school with this dude. (bell dinging)
(laughing) (applauding) (bell dinging) (applauding) - [Voice Over] Wild out! ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This is the land of the home ♪ ♪ Of Black show biz ♪ ♪ But what I didn't know ♪ ♪ Is that out here ♪ ♪ Dude's be wearin' wigs ♪ (exclaiming)
(laughing) (bell dinging) (exclaiming) (applauding) ♪ At the family reunion ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪
(laughing) ♪ This my cousin Tasha ♪ ♪ She's aggressive she be harming me ♪ ♪ But look don't she look Bizzy Bone ♪ ♪ From Bone Thugs and Harmony ♪
(buzzer ringing) ♪ At the family reunion ♪
- Man that balled head (beeping) me up fam! (laughing)
I can't think after that damn balled head, man. (laughing) Y'all seen that (beeping), the (beeping) said boom, man! (laughing) (beeping) I thought the (beeping) head blew up, man! (laughing) I can't (beeping) think! I'm sorry, momma. (microphone thudding) (laughing)
(applauding) - Man, yo head look like
a ashtray round the rim. (laughing) (bell dinging) - [Voice Over] Wild out! - He's rockin' the Timberlands that New York dudes get
when they go to heaven. - Ladies and gentlemen give it up for ♪ Let me see that thong ♪ - Aye man.
(bell dinging) It's Crisco! Make some noise for Nick Cannon daddy! (laughing)
Look at that dude! (bell dinging) You look just like Nick Cannon, man! (laughing) Aye Nick, that's you in 20 years, man! (applauding) Get that dude a turban! - Ladies and gentlemen
you've heard of Sisqo, here's his oldest brother, Hell No. (laughing) (bell dinging) (horn blaring) - [Voice Over] Wild out! (applauding) (laughing) - (beeping) You can't shake
hands with yo conscience stupid ass boy, I'm yo thoughts. (laughing) This (beeping) shook hands with his brain. Ugly ass boy.
(laughing) Well (beeping) all that
boy yo head like like hell, ugly ass (beeping). (laughing)
- (beeping) you thought this was, boy? (hollering)
(bell dinging) Boy, yo head shaped like Squidward house, stupid ass (beeping). ♪ Oh, who lives in a
pineapple under the sea ♪ You, ugly ass (beeping)! (laughing) Baggy drawers havin' ass. (laughing) (bell dinging) - [Voice Over] Wild out! ♪ Oh-Ho-Ho my god ♪ - I can't believe this man, this due is supposed to be
somewhere f'in up some commas, but the feds did a sweep so he right here turnin' up with us. I need y'all to make some noise for Future's lil brother, Present! (laughing)
He in the building right now. (bell dinging)
Future's lil brother, Present. (laughing)
Present is in the building! What's up with you, Present?! - [Voice Over] Wild out! (applauding) - Baby, I know I'm supposed
to be hollering at you, but brother man you need to tell yo barber he (beeping) you up! (laughing) (bell dinging) - [Voice Over] Wild Out! ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Nick you like 'em older ♪ ♪ So I got you a special treat ♪ - Hey!
♪ She's a freak in the bed ♪ ♪ And she can even take our her teeth ♪ (laughing)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ (bell dinging) You want this, Nick?! Mwah! (laughing) (bell dinging) (applauding) - He put her teeth in my mouth! (laughing) - [Voice Over] Wild out! - Ah!
(applauding) God damn, I gotta fart. (laughing) I'ma let it
go too (farting noise). (beeping)
(laughing) I am Nick Cannon's thoughts. God damn, I'm hot than a mother (beeping). (laughing)
These yo thoughts, Nick? They supposed to be in your head! (beeping) I'm in yo thoughts! You scared of yo insides, ugly ass boy?! (laughing) Stupid ass boy, that's why yo ass look like
J.Cole before the dreads, ugly ass boy. (laughing)
I'm on yo ass. (bell dinging)
Boy yo ass look like Yung Joc. Stupid ass boy!
(laughing) (bell dinging) Hold up, it's Seinfeld! (laughing)
Stupid ass, I'm on yo ass! (bell dinging) (horn blaring) (applauding) - [Voice Over] Wild out! - Hey, listen man I
saw that movie How High and what I wanna know is how high was the (beeping) that gave you that role? Your acting in that movie was very um. - Let me tell you something.
- Was very um... - Shaky, shaky.
- Exactly. (laughing) - Okay, okay, okay.
(applauding) - What's up man? What's up?!
- (beeping) I know you ain't talking! (laughing) (whistle blowing) (beeping) that, yo wig
been blasted all day. (beeping)
(laughing) (applauding) (laughing) - [Voice Over] Wild out! - Ladies and gentlemen, he's not under investigation but he's definitely a suspect. (laughing) (bell dinging) - Where you get bulletproof
shin guards from? I just wanna know. (bell dinging) - Comin' straight from, yas bitch! (laughing)
(bell dinging) - [Voice Over] Wild out! (applauding) - Listen my loves, listen. Listen my loves, listen. Listen my loves we need to stop. We need to boycott that mans barbershop. (laughing) Listen my love.
- Monique! Monique! (applauding) - [Voice Over] Wild out! ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my cousin Shania ♪ ♪ And it's really such a shame ♪ ♪ She look like this ♪ ♪ 'Cause she was in a fight ♪ ♪ Before she came ♪
(laughing) ♪ At the family reunion ♪
(bell dinging) - [Voice Over] Wild out! (laughing) - I am Nick Cannon thoughts. Man (beeping) that, this
how your barber looked when has lining yo ass up. (laughing)
- Ah! - [Announcer] Got him again. Got him again. - If I can line you up just a little bit, let me see, if I can just
line you up just a lil bit. (laughing)
(bell dinging) - [Voice Over] Wild out! (hip hop music)
- Hey yo Emanuel, you know this is the Wild style. His hairline is running from his eyebrows. (laughing) (bell dinging)
Bro. Nick in the studio. Why don't you let it go? - We doin' it like that? - What you doin'?
- We talking bout his hairline? - What you gon' do? - Forget it. My name is Eman, number one is my numero. Your hairline dead, when is the funeral? (laughing) (bell dinging)
You don't have a forehead, my (beeping) you got a five, six, seven, eight, nine, you lying. (laughing)
Six, seven, eight, nine. I can really tell that you
got a lot on your mind. (laughing)
(bell dinging) - Now look, let me get some respect my dude right here look like Ron Artest. (laughing)
And let me tell y'all, (bell dinging)
your barber ain't cool 'cause when you fell asleep
he was like yeeeeerm. (laughing)
(bell dinging) - [Voice Over] Wild out! - Man listen, she
deserves all of the awards for the performance. I'm surprised she even had
time to be here with us today. Y'all make some noise, from the movie Us, Lupita Nyong'o and her tethered!
(laughing) "Once upon a time there was a girl "who was a girl, "who was a girl!" (laughing)
(applauding) - [Voice Over] Wild out! (applauding) - I am Sky thoughts. Sky, the way you just spit out that water was sexy as (beeping), god damn. Nick, do those turbans come in one size? (laughing) Do they got baby sized turbans? (beeping) that, girl yo ass look like
the green Powerpuff girl, the (beeping) wrong with you?
(laughing) (bell dinging) (laughing) - I like yo green hair, girl. - I do too and everything nice, woo! Power Puff girl. (laughing) - [Voice Over] Wild out! ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Just like your cousin Tone ♪ ♪ This girl over here like getting faded ♪ ♪ She came to the show ♪ ♪ But her edges couldn't make it ♪ (laughing)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ (bell dinging)
♪ Who we introducing ♪ - [Voice Over] Wild out! (applauding) - Give it up for DC not fly! (bell dinging) - What?! This Nick Cannon when he
did make the drumline, ugly ass boy! (laughing)
(beeping) wrong with you?! Ugly ass boy! (laughing) - My mans look like he tryin'
to have waves in the future. (laughing)
(bell dinging) - Aye take that off, you got them Nick Cannon
braids under there? That that thing off right there. (laughing)
Take it off! Oh!
(exclaiming) (bell dinging)
- What?! - Oh! (applauding)
- What?! - Oh no.
(bell dinging) - Don't let 'em hate on you
man, yo braids look good man, yo braids look good.
(laughing) - Don't lie to him, that's yo daddy, son. (laughing) - [Voice Over] Wild out! - My name is Chico Bean. I said something about you
earlier but you know you my G. I ain't got nothin' else to say just wanna let you know I agree that dude sittin' right there look just a negro broccoli tree. (laughing)
Hey, (bell dinging)
♪ Negro broccoli tree, woah ♪ - No, no, no. - What? - You rap about me listen, who does that? He look like Cynthia off Rugrats. ♪ Cynthia from Rugrats ♪ ♪ Cynthia from Rugrats ♪
(bell dinging) - Hey, ugh yeah,
(laughing) bring it back, whoa. - Hold on, wait. Since we doin' it on him. I see when we rapping
everybody wait on us, he look just like a makeup brush. (laughing) ♪ A makeup brush ♪
(bell dinging) ♪ A makeup brush ♪ (applauding) - [Voice Over] Wild out! - (laughing) Okay, here we go! I am Nicholas Cannon thoughts (laughing). I ain't gon' lie, boy you
ugly than a mother (beeping). (laughing) This (beeping) got a purple thermal, what the (beeping)? (laughing) (beeping)
went in the store said, you got any thermal, some purple ones? (laughing) - [Voice Over] Wild out! ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my cousin Jasmine ♪ ♪ And I'ma let you people know ♪ ♪ Her hair is blown out ♪ ♪ 'Cause she like driving ♪ ♪ With her head out the window ♪ (laughing)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ (bell dinging)
♪ Who we introducing ♪ - [Voice Over] Wild out! (applauding) (upbeat music) - Boy if you don't get yo
Sisqo lookin' ass (beeping) (laughing)
wrong with you?! (screaming)
(laughing) - Oh my god, y'all give it up
for the security at Bull Dogs! (laughing) - Y'all give it up for Ray Jay! (bell dinging) - I know one thing, I ain't
never goin' to yo footlocker. You crazy.
(laughing) (bell dinging)
- This (beeping) ain't leavin', get yo ass off the pole! (laughing) - [Voice Over] Wild out! - I been knowing Kandi
for a long time Nick, me and Kandi go back
further than dude hairline right here.
(laughing) (applauding) - [Voice Over] Wild out! (applauding) - Why did you tell me
to meet you here, girl? What is wrong with you? I can't be seen.
(laughing) I told you we're not in a relationship. I already got a relationship. Listen, you are moving too fast like this dude forehead, girl you are ahead of yourself! (laughing)
(bell dinging) (applauding) - [Voice Over] Wild out! ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ My cousin is so fine ♪ ♪ She so damn cute you won't believe ♪ ♪ But fellas don't be fooled ♪ ♪ I think she's really wearin' a weave ♪ (exclaiming)
♪ At the family reunion ♪ (laughing)
(applauding) (bell dinging) - [Voice Over] Wild out! - [Announcer] All you mother suckers. (crowd cheering)
You know him, you love him! You mother suckers. Hold on, wait a minute. (upbeat music) (bell dinging) (record scratching)
(drumming) (applauding) - He gon' be on the cast
next season, (beeping) y'all. (upbeat music)
