♪ Oh, ooh, ooh ♪
- I said, ah! - I said, ♪ Ahhh-haa ♪ - I got one for them.
- Keep going, keep going. I said ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ahhh ♪ - Hey!
- I said, ♪ Haa, ah, ah, ahaaaa ♪ - Keep going!
- I said, ♪ Oh, oh, ah, ah ♪ - Keep going!
- I said, ♪ Haa, ah, ha, ha, hah ♪ - Uh oh!
- I said, ♪ Hey oh ♪ ♪ Ah, ahhh ♪ - I said, ♪ Haaa, ha, haa, baa ♪ - Okay, oh, I said, ♪ Haaay ♪ (audience cheering)
♪ Aaa, haa ♪♪ (audience laughing)
(audience cheering) - Yeah yeah give it up for both squads! (audience cheering) Do "The fleek." ♪ Hee, keep your hands up ♪ ♪ Hee, keep your hands up ♪ ♪ Hee, keep your hands up ♪ ♪ Hee, keep your hands up ♪ - 'Ey, 'ey, 'ey, 'ey!-
♪ Hee ♪ ♪ Keep your hands up ♪ ♪ Hee, keep your hands up ♪
(bell chimes) Do "The Mufasa." - Out they go, they're
in the neighborhood. ♪ Keep your hands up ♪ ♪ Keep your hands up ♪ ♪ Keep your hands up ♪ (audience cheering) Do the "One time for Shawty Lo." ♪ Keep your hands up ♪ ♪ Keep your hands up ♪ ♪ Keep your hands up ♪
- West side. ♪ Keep your hands up ♪ (audience cheering)
(bell chimes) Big up! - Do the "Lean with it, block with it." ♪ Keep your hands up ♪ ♪ Keep your hands up ♪ ♪ Keep your hands up ♪ (audience laughing)
(bell chimes) ♪ Keep your hands up ♪
- Oh! ♪ Keep your hands up ♪
Oh! Oh!
- [Audience] 'Ey! 'Ey! 'Ey! - Yeah! - [Audience] 'Ey!
(bell chimes) - Do the "Waffle House rock." (audience laughing)
♪ Keep your hands up ♪ ♪ Keep your hands up ♪ ♪ Keep your hands up ♪
- [Audience] 'Ey! 'Ey! - Smothered, covered. Smothered, covered. - [Audience] 'Ey! 'Ey!
- Smothered, covered. ♪ Keep your hands up ♪ ♪ Keep your hands up ♪ ♪ Keep your hands up ♪ ♪ Keep your hands up ♪ ♪ Keep your hands up ♪
(bell chimes) (audience cheering) - Let's go! Do to "The DC Fly." (girl screaming)
(audience laughing) ♪ Keep your hands up ♪ ♪ Keep your hands up ♪
(audience cheering) - 'Ey! 'Ey! 'Ey! ♪ Keep your hands up ♪♪
'Ey! 'Ey! 'Ey! Ey!
(bell chimes) ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ ♪ It's my birthday ♪ ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ ♪ It's my birthday ♪ ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ ♪ It's my birthday ♪ ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ - I'ma buzz his ass, I don't care who's... ♪ It's my birthday ♪ (buzzer buzzes)
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ ♪ It's my birthday ♪ ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ ♪ It's my birthday ♪ ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ ♪ It's my birthday ♪ ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
(buzzer buzzes) ♪ It's my birthday ♪
(audience cheering) ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ ♪ It's my birthday ♪ ♪ My name is Ed ♪
- [Audience] Yeah! ♪ I do my thing ♪
- [Audience] Yeah! ♪ And with the ladies ♪
- [Audience] Yeah! ♪ I make them sing ♪
(audience cheering) ♪ It's my birthday ♪ ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm here to sing ♪ ♪ It's my birthday ♪ ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ ♪ It's my birthday ♪ ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ ♪ It's my birthday ♪ (bell ringing)
(audience cheering) - The topic is graduation. ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ I (beep) my teacher to get an A ♪ ♪ I (beep) my teacher to get an A ♪ ♪ I (beep) my teacher to get an A ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ You didn't make it ♪ ♪ You didn't make it ♪ ♪ You didn't make it ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ I put my dddraa on the desk ♪ ♪ I slapped my dddraa on the desk ♪ ♪ I slapped my dddraa on the desk ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ Ah, keke, keke, keke, keke, kaa ♪ ♪ Ah, keke, keke, keke, keke, kaa ♪ ♪ Ah, keke, keke, keke, keke, kaa ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ Brrrrrrr-yah, ye, ye, ye ♪ ♪ Brrrrrr-rah ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ Boop, pap, bopap ♪ ♪ Boop, pap, bopap ♪ ♪ Boop, pap, bopap ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ Whoop de scoop ♪ ♪ Whoop de scoop ♪ ♪ Whoop de scoop ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ You stupid ♪
(bell chimes) ♪ You stupid ♪ ♪ Brrrrr-rah ♪
(audience cheering) The topic is taking a test. ♪ Now you wild out ♪
- [Audience] 'Ey! ♪ Now you wild out ♪
Ey! ♪ Now you wild out ♪
Ey! ♪ Now you wild out ♪
Ey! (audience laughing)
♪ Now you wild out ♪ Ey!
♪ Now you wild out ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Now you wild out ♪ Ey!
♪ Now you wild out ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ Now you wild out ♪ ♪ Now you wild out ♪♪ Ey!
(audience cheering) 'Ey! 'Ey! 'Ey! 'Ey!
(audience cheering) (bell ringing) (air horn honking) (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) - Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. All of my goats, all
of my goats got loose, that's why I am late to our date. But I have a...
- Oh! Oh my goodness. I can't believe it's you! - Yes. - I heard that you know
how to play the drum? - I... can I hit your drum? - Yes! Hit it.
- Oh! (Chico drumming) - [Audience] 'Ey! 'Ey! 'Ey!
(Chico drumming) - Oh my goodness! Thank you for letting me hit your drum. - Hey!
- Look, I don't have a drum for you to hit, but you can have her,
because I am done with it. (audience cheering)
(bell chimes) (audience laughing)
(audience clapping) - I'm so glad black people
not scared of boats no more. - Oh, we any day black like... ♪ Heee, eh, heee ♪
(bell chimes) (audience laughing)
(DC Young screams) (indistinct chattering) - [Nick] Are you ready
to play Wheel of Fortune? (audience laughing)
(bell chimes) That ain't what he playing. - Were you shooting dice? - [Nick] He was shooting dice! - Sweet tea? Sweet tea? Did you have a burger? You had a burger. (audience laughing)
(bell rings) - Man, I told my mama about
these Ferris wheels, man. This (beep) be tripping bruh. Godamn that...
(bell chimes) (audience clapping) (girl whining)
What's wrong wichu, girl? - Daddy, I gotta pee! - Huh? Do it in that cup. (audience laughing)
(bell rings) - Your answer is, "Atlanta
is best known for..." - What is...
(buzzer beeping) What is, Nephew! What's up baby? Ah, baby!
(bell chimes) - Messages in Jesus' DM. - Ooh!
- A'ight, a'ight. - Well you go, I go. I can't let that one go. Go.
- What is, "It's me again big dog, you
heard me the first time, "the third time, the tenth time?" (audience laughing)
(bell chimes) (buzzer beeps)
- What is, "God, if you can just
gimme one more hit... "It's Nick.
(audience laughing) "Bruh, it's been so long since... "Ah, just one more."
- He answers my prayers. Won't he do it? (buzzer beeps) - Lord, please get me a hit song. (audience jeering)
Holler. (buzzer buzzes) - [DJ D-Wreck] He just did that! - I did ask God! I got a hit song. What the (beep) you talking bout? - [Nick] He can talk for himself. - Hold up! Hold up! I got a hit song. Give me that beat. (buzzer beeps)
- I got you. (audience laughing)
(audience cheering) - Let's move on, let's move on. Let's move on.
- Ain't no move on. (beep) You need to tell
your hair piece to move on. - That's what I'm saying! We was gonna move on your ass. (beep) do you mean? (buzzer beeps)
- What is, "This is DJ D-Wreck, and
I've been bald for 13 years." (audience laughing) "If you can just have
them create something "to give me a hairline,
like a road manager." (bell chimes)
Oh no. - I got you, I got it.
- No, go ahead, Fly. - What is, "This is DJ
D-Wreck again, Lord. "This hairpiece is tight
than a mother (beep)!" - "Lord, this D-Wreck again, "could you please make
them make some man glue "that don't come off when
you get in the shower?" (bell chimes)
(audience laughing) - Your answer is, lines that sound racist, but really aren't. (buzzer beeps)
- What is, "Yo my name's Justina Valentine." (audience gasping)
(bell chimes) (buzzer beeps)
- What is, Nick, you didn't do it right. Her voice sounds like this, ying'eng, ng'eng, ng'eng, ng'eeng! (audience laughing)
(bell chimes) Now I know a lot of you New
School and new generation don't really understand the real meaning of the first black president, huh? (audience cheering)
♪ Ooooh, yeahhhh, yeah ♪ ♪ Halleluuuuuujah ♪♪ Well, since y'all don't really know, I think the New School
should let y'all know. Drop the beat, ugly man! ♪ Ohhhhhhh, they did it ♪ ♪ They done messed up and
let us in the (beep) ♪ ♪ Aye, aye, ♪ ♪ You don't really want no drama ♪ ♪ Give it up for my (beep) Obama, aye ♪ ♪ You don't really want no drama ♪ ♪ Give it up for my (beep) Obama, ooh ♪ ♪ Yeah I got the barricade ♪ ♪ And I came through swerving ♪ ♪ Came through swerving ♪ ♪ Keep undercover shooters with me ♪ ♪ Secret Service ♪ ♪ Even you know it ♪ ♪ He was feeling with the
lesbians, I wonder when ♪ ♪ He was dealing with the
Mexicans, I wonder why ♪ ♪ Do you think we shall win again ♪ ♪ Hell yeah, yes we can ♪ (audience cheering)
♪ Oooh ♪ ♪ They did it ♪ ♪ They done messed up
and let us in again ♪ ♪ Hey, work, work crazy, hey ♪ ♪ You don't really want no drama ♪ ♪ Give it up for my (beep) Obama ♪ ♪ Obama ♪♪ - [Nick] They don't really want no drama. (audience cheering) - Can I get an Amen from the congregation? - [Audience] Amen.
- Amen, Amen. - Congregation, the choir's
gonna sing a selection today. Call them "The Adam and Evettes." (audience laughing) ♪ Don't listen to your girl ♪ ♪ 'Cause she's gonna get you messed up ♪ ♪ You better ask Adam ♪ ♪ You better ask Adam ♪ - What? ♪ Don't listen to your girl ♪ ♪ Cause she gonna get you messed up ♪ ♪ You better ask Adam ♪ What ♪ You better ask Adam ♪ ♪ Jesus was like, get up out my face ♪ ♪ Jesus was like, get up out my face ♪ ♪ Jesus was like, get up out my face ♪ ♪ Jesus was like, get up out my face ♪ ♪ Ah, ah, I walked up in that garden ♪ ♪ And that chick was naked as (beep) ♪ ♪ You better ask Adam ♪ ♪ You better ask Adam ♪ - [DC Young Fly] Come on! ♪ I seen it too, her ass was fat ♪ ♪ I told her to give me some, ♪ ♪ But she told me to ask Adam ♪ ♪ She told me, Ask Adam ♪ C'mon! Hey! ♪ Everybody's cursed ♪ ♪ You get on my nerves ♪ ♪ Adam hit it first ♪ ♪ And now it's hell on earth ♪
(bell ringing) ♪ You better ask Adam ♪
(audience cheering) ♪ You better ask Adam ♪♪
(audience cheering) - I don't know what kind of bedtime story or lullaby (beep) that was. ♪ They should have asked Adam ♪ - What?
- For another song. That's what they should have did. - So we gonna take y'all
all the way back to 1922. DJ D-Wreck, drop the beat. ♪ Yeah, hey, aye ♪ ♪ Put your drinks up ♪ ♪ Come on, then hide 'em ♪ ♪ Put your drinks up, c'mon ♪ ♪ Then hide 'em, ♪ ♪ Hey-ya, let's go ♪ ♪ Sing that, why the
man gotta hate, c'mon ♪ ♪ Ain't nothing wrong
with a little taste ♪ ♪ Ah, taste taste taste, I said now ♪ ♪ Why the man gotta hate ♪ ♪ Hate, hate, hate ♪ ♪ Ain't nothing wrong
with a little taste ♪ - So what we gonna do? ♪ Drink, drink, ♪ ♪ Shhhhh, the man coming! ♪ ♪ Drink, drink ♪
- Say it with me. ♪ Shhhh, the man coming ♪ - I'm the man!
♪ Drink, drink, ♪ ♪ Shhhh, the man coming ♪ ♪ Now, you know, I just
like wine coolers ♪ ♪ Uh huh, yeah ♪ ♪ That alcohol, I need
something smoother ♪ ♪ Uh huh, 'ey ♪ ♪ I'm sipping on some sizzurp ♪ ♪ Sizzurp ♪ ♪ I'm shaped like a lizard ♪ ♪ Oh, I got a bottle for you and you ♪ ♪ We about to turn up like it's 1922 ♪ ♪ Hey, why the man gotta hate ♪ ♪ Uh, the man ♪ ♪ Ain't nothing wrong
with a little taste ♪ - Yes there is! ♪ I said, why the man gotta hate ♪ ♪ I'm the man ♪ ♪ Ain't nothing wrong
with a little taste ♪ ♪ Oh what we gonna do, we ♪ ♪ Drink, drink, shhhhh, the man coming ♪ ♪ Drink, drink, shhhh, the man coming ♪♪ (bell ringing)
(audience cheering) ♪ Five, 10, 50, 20, hands
up, get that money ♪ ♪ Got that glove ♪ ♪ How much you want it? $4 ♪ ♪ 'Ey, got that card, declined ♪ ♪ Give me more problem, hey ♪ ♪ Listen, right there, go
on and take their hats off ♪ ♪ And look, you so easy,
just like that scratch off ♪ ♪ Five, 10, 50, 20, hands
up, get that money ♪ ♪ Yo, my money serious ♪ ♪ It'll leave you delirious ♪ ♪ They be in fear of this (beep) ♪ ♪ They can't get near to this ♪ ♪ I see the lady with the
tampon and I'm curios ♪ ♪ How much do she want for it ♪ ♪ 'Cause I just got my period ♪ ♪ Five, 10, 50, 20, hands up ♪ ♪ Get that money ♪ ♪ Five, 10, 50, 20, hands up ♪ ♪ Get that money ♪ ♪ I'm so delirious, holding
mine in the serious ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Five, 10, 50, 20, hands up ♪
(buzzer buzzes) - Bring your ass up here, Big Mac. Ah, ah, cool. That there pocket burning my nose. ♪ Listen, your ass is too big ♪ ♪ You need to quit, quit ♪ ♪ I bet when you get in your bed ♪ ♪ You gotta do it just like this ♪ (audience laughing) (bell chimes) - Okay, ah. ♪ I said, DC, that was cool ♪ ♪ But you don't wanna battle me ♪ ♪ Especially 'cause you built ♪ ♪ Like that tree on
"Guardians of the Galaxy" ♪ ♪ Groot ass looking (beep) ♪ ♪ I said Groot ass looking (beep) ♪ ♪ I said Groot ass looking (beep) ♪ - I got something for you. ♪ I said Groot ass looking (beep) ♪ ♪ Uh huh, uh huh ♪ ♪ Keep dancing, groove ♪ ♪ Look at your titties move ♪ ♪ Keep dancing, keep grooving ♪ ♪ What, (beep) you want a smoothie ♪ ♪ I said, okay, I regret
sometimes I got this weight ♪ ♪ But see you, your regret, is
in the middle of your face ♪ - [Audience] Oh! ♪ Now, chill, that right
there ain't it, it ♪ ♪ Soon as I got this tattoo ♪ ♪ Mother (beep), I got rich ♪ - Hey!
(audience cheering) Hey! Hey! - [Audience] Hey!
- Hey! - [Audience] Hey!
- Hey! - [Audience] Hey!
- Hey! - [Audience] Hey! (audience cheering) ♪ Audience, what the hell ♪ ♪ I'm cooking this vet ♪ ♪ Call me T.I, the way I
keep this pussy in check ♪ ♪ And DC, you ain't something insane ♪ ♪ You look like a pubic hair
that got stuck in the drain ♪ - [Nick] Ooh, talk to 'em. - Hold up! Hold up, hold up, hold up. Don't do that. Stop, you guys gonna stop that. Stop that (beep).
(audience cheeering) (beep) Talking to me. All them bars you just
spit was whack though. Nick, what's up, my (beep)? You hired all these white folks. I thought this was a black show! (audience laughing) - DC. DC's so mad, boy, take a vacation. This is season 15 gentrification. - There it is!
- Hold up. Hold up, hold up! Hold up!
- We love white people. - Matt, I know you ain't talking. Let's go ahead and set this thing clear. (beep) Your ass got fired. What the (beep) are you doing here? (audience laughing)
- Okay. - Ooh.
- Alright, okay, okay. You think I got fired,
but that ain't legit. Like Royce's barber I said, "I quit!" (audience laughing)
- Well, (chuckling) he said he quit. That sounds kind of funny. That (beep) back, I guess he needed more money. (audience laughing) - Okay, one more.
(bell ringing) One more, one more, one more, one more. Okay, one more, alright. (audience cheering)
You said... - Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding-- - No, no, no, no, no.
- Ding, ding. - You say, you say I need money, maybe that's true. But at least I didn't do "How High 2." (audience laughing) (bell rings) - Ding, ding. - Why you talking about my
white brother getting fired? Yeah, it's something we could tell. He got fired from "Wild 'N Out," ain't as bad as getting fired from "TRL." - Ooh!
(audience laughing) - Wait a minute.
- Wait a (beep) minute. - Wait a minute.
- Hold on, wait a minute. - This (beep) right here finna hurt. - Uh huh. - Sorry, white boy. (chuckles) They got rid of his ass first. (audience laughing)
(bell ringing) - They both got fired. They both got fired. ♪ Wild style ♪
- Yeah, okay. ♪ Hey, yo Belly, don't make a mistake ♪ ♪ The only rapper we like
from Canada is Drake ♪ ♪ And Jess, why you gassed ♪ ♪ Your captain ain't Belly, ♪ ♪ And you use your belly to get an ass ♪ ♪ Swag, you ain't fly in a popular way ♪ ♪ When your parents named you
Swag, it was the opposite day ♪ ♪ And DC, you smoking on Jersey Rock ♪ ♪ That DC stands for dirty (beep) ♪ ♪ Justina, we in your city ♪ ♪ And you rough just like your titties ♪ - Uh huh. ♪ You the only girl that gave me kitty ♪ ♪ But listen, when you hire white girls ♪ ♪ Make sure that they are pretty ♪ - [Audience] Oh!
(bell chimes) - He did with me.
- Uh huh. - You're good, you good, Maddy. You good though. ♪ You said, you're not pretty ♪ ♪ Well I'm a dash ♪ ♪ If I'm not pretty,
DC, why did you smash ♪ ♪ You liked it, you
want your white (beep) ♪ ♪ You went down, called me a
bike, and then you ride it ♪ ♪ You liked it, you
want your white (beep) ♪ ♪ You went down like a
dirt bike and ride it ♪ - [Audience] Oh! ♪ Ain't gonna lie ♪ (chuckling) ♪ I'm smelling what you're selling ♪ ♪ But we on national TV, girl ♪ ♪ Yes we (beep), but why are you telling ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ 'Cause I thought they should know ♪ (audience cheering) - Your first scene is a bedroom. - Bruh, you ain't gonna believe this bruh. Justina got some (beep)
to her drawer, boy. (audience laughing)
(bell chimes) - Your scene is under the sea. (audience laughing)
(Big mac whistling) - Boy this "Free Willy" movie fire! - It's (beep) good, boy. It's 3D too!
(audience laughing) (screaming) He's coming back! He's coming back!
- Under the sea. - He's coming back! - Your scene is in a blizzard. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. Round one, fight! Yeah! Subzero wins. (audience laughing)
- Oh! That's right. - Your scene is trick or treating. - This your crib? - Yeah man, you like it?
- Yeah I like it. (both grunting) Yep.
(bell chimes) (audience laughing) - Your scene is at a cemetery. - "I'm Martin Luther King. "DC, I ain't like that joke
earlier, you mother (beep)." (audience laughing) - Your next scene is at a pet store. - Uh, Justina, what kind of
food you said you want again? (audience laughing)
(bell chimes) - The scene is a jewelry store. - I was just finna say, I seen a bug in this jewelry store. I'm the exterminator. (audience laughing)
(bell chimes) - Alright, the scene is a drive through. - How you doing? Welcome to Chick-fil-A. It's okay, drive on down, come on down. Yes, welcome to chick- Hold that right there. How you doing? Welcome to Chick-fil-A. Yes, we're outside, we never go inside. Welcome to Chick-fil-A. (audience laughing)
(bell chimes) - The scene is a church. - I wanna welcome everybody, uh huh, to the Wild 'N Out Baptist Church. ♪ Mhhhm ♪ I know y'all have been seeing some things, but I'm here to... ♪ Tell you ♪♪ (audience cheering)
(bell ringing) - Your scene is a funeral casket. - Damn, man. Here lies Justina Walls, man. That's crazy. - And they used her
tracks to make the drapes. - Damn!
(audience laughing) (bell chimes)
(audience laughing) - Your scene is art museum. - I don't care, call my mama, man. This field trip boring
as (beep) anyway, boy. (audience laughing) - Okay your scene is a bus stop. - Ugh! Oh! Oh, where this (beep) at? I just got me a job, man! Ugh! (audience laughing) (beep) Never been late, catching a bus is. (audience laughing)
(bell chimes) - Scene is comedy club. - Welcome to the "85 South
Show," we in the building. (audience cheering)
(bell ringing) - Your scene is aerobics class. - And one, and two, and three-- - Ten months later. (DC Young panting) - Big Mac,
(buzzer buzzes) we can still see you with your big ass. You trying to hide behind DC? (audience laughing) (beep) Turned around like he was hiding. (audience laughing) - Your scene is American Idol auditions. ♪ Mmh, mmh, mmmh, ah. ♪ ♪ Ah ♪ (audience laughing) Your scene is courthouse. - Alright now, I ain't gonna tell you
too many more time, man. I'm gonna give you one more chance, I'm gonna give you 25 years. How you want to act? - 25?
- 25 of 'em. - Okay, look, it was Nick Cannon. Okay?
- Okay. - They got a dude named Santwon, he crazy. - Oh him too? Mr. Santwon, I need you to come with me. (audience laughing) - Your scene is a doctor's office. - Well guys, according
to the records here, you guys have high cholesterol. - Yeah, yeah, we know. We know, we know, we know, we know. - Well, you're on the verge of diabetes-- - Yeah, yeah, whatever,
we know about it, man. - Okay, well, your knees got low blood
pressure in your toes. - Yep, yep, yep.
- Yeah, all right. - Yeah, okay. - We're aware of all these things. - All right, well, the
(beep) you need me for? (audience laughing) - Your scene is an interrogation room. - Hey, boy.
- Mm. - Got that Popeyes, you
ordered extra crispy? - That's right.
- Yeah. - Mhh. Okay so now, it was Terry. Terry went down the street now. (audience laughing) Now hold up, I know two more crimes, now. (audience laughing) - Your scene is a trailer park. - Hey, you got this little ass chain like a (beep) can't jump it on your ass. (audience laughing)
(bell chimes) - Your scene is a tattoo parlor. - What you need, my boy? - Yeah, that Mariah
(beep) ain't gonna work. Go on and put the big ass
picture of Jesus, my boy. Get it (indistinct).
(audience laughing) (bell ringing)
(audience cheering) - The scene is an extinction level event. (audience cheering) - This is what my vagina felt like after DC Young Fly hit it. - [Audience] Oh! (audience laughing)
(audience clapping) - I just wanna make this clear. It was already burning
before I got in here. (audience laughing) (bell chimes) (audience laughing) - Your scene is in a shoe store. - Goddamn! Hey Justina, all these
boxes got dildos in them? (audience laughing)
(bell chimes) - Your scene is the stone age. - [Chico] Stone age. - Look what I got us, man. Dinner, man.
(audience laughing) - What? A squirrel again?
(audience laughing) Oh, hold up. I think this one pregnant. (chuckling) (audience laughing) Man I'm so hungry. Lord have mercy, where's my friend? - I went and got us a feast this time. - What you? A whale! (audience laughing)
(bell chimes) - The scene is a private airport. - It's your boy, I'm
about to get on this jet. You know, jet life. Ain't nothing going on. A whole lot of players
(beep) been doing this. Mr. "106 and Park."
- Bow Wow, bring your stupid ass home, man. (audience laughing)
(bell chimes) - Aye! Somebody in there? C'mon, (beep) ain't nobody in there! Go, go, go!
(audience laughing) (bell chimes) - This scene is in Italy. (audience cheering) - Bruh, I ain't ever been in no church that ain't had no roof, but
it's (beep) crazy in here. (audience laughing)
(bell chimes) - Are you not entertained?
(audience cheering) - Oh yeah.
- That's right. Yeah, yeah, that's good. - Are you not gonna give me the bell? - See, that's why I like black pastors, they're (beep) crazy in here. (audience laughing)
(bell chimes) - The scene is a karate dojo. (both grunting) - You'll never beat me. (people grunting)
Way to hang in there. Going nowhere. - Man this Chinese movie
(buzzer buzzes) lame as hell, boy. (audience laughing)
(bell chimes) Silence! Silence! Hah!
(audience laughing) (bell ringing)
(audience cheering) - Yo, DC Young Fly single-handedly
won that game for us. Right, D-Wreck?
- He sure did. Give it up for the New School, y'all make some noise for 'em. (audience cheering) ♪ Now, what's that smell? ♪ ♪ Baby girl, its you ♪♪ (audience laughing) - Y'all cheat. Y'all got Sisco on y'all damn team. (audience laughing) - They gave us a chance to
reheat the Wild 'N Out classic. Make some noise if you ever
heard "Send Me The Nudes." (audience cheering)
- Oh yes, I remember-- - This the remix.
(audience cheering) Let's drop it, DJ. Let's do it. ♪ Ladies, take out your
phone, phone, phone ♪ - What you tell them? ♪ I want to see you in that thong, thong ♪ ♪ So send me the nude ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Or two ♪ - Look here, y'all sing it louder. ♪ I said your body like oowi ♪ ♪ It does something to me ♪ ♪ That thing is so juicy ♪ ♪ Send me pics of your booty ♪ ♪ Last time you sent me
those pics it went down ♪ ♪ So I got to let you know
that I need a second round ♪ ♪ Oh, is energy busy ♪ ♪ She sent me these saggy titties ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, ah, ah, ah ♪ ♪ Or two ♪ - Y'all had Sisco, I'ma bring in-- ♪ Just send me the nudes ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, or two ♪♪ (audience cheering) - This the 200th episode. (audience cheering) - DJ D-Wreck was here since the first day. - Yep.
- He almost dead. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, DJ D-Wreck. ♪ Ooooh, ahhhh ♪ ♪ I said, hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪ ♪ He's been here, he's been here ♪ ♪ Since the first day, 200 years old ♪ (audience laughing)
♪ My Lord ♪ ♪ DJ D-Wreck, retire from the show ♪ ♪ You should ♪
- I got you, D-Wreck! ♪ I said his back hurt, his back hurt ♪ ♪ His knees hurt, his knees hurt ♪ ♪ Ain't no pinkie, no pinkie ♪ ♪ I know his feet hurt ♪ ♪ 200 years old ♪ ♪ My Lord ♪ ♪ Retire from the show ♪ - [Chico] I can't get no women. ♪ No, ah, ah, ah, aw ♪ ♪ I said, I think he used to
be one of Jesus' disciples ♪ ♪ I think he wrote the
first version of the Bible ♪ ♪ He used to hit the club
with Dr. Luther King ♪ ♪ And with a head like that ♪ ♪ I know you got a dream ♪ ♪ I said, hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪ ♪ You been here, he been here ♪ ♪ Since the first day, 200 years old ♪ ♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Retire from the show ♪♪ (bell ringing)
(audience cheering) ♪ Hey, this one's dedicated ♪ ♪ To all the ladies out there ♪ ♪ Who can't seem to make up they mind ♪ ♪ Ohhhhhh ♪ ♪ Ohhhhhh, yeah ♪ ♪ And they go a little
something like this ♪ ♪ Hey, when I first left
from your place, place ♪ ♪ You said that you were okay, okay ♪ ♪ When I returned to your place, place ♪ ♪ You had your fork in my plate ♪ ♪ I said, no, no ♪ ♪ Leave me alone, leave me alone ♪ ♪ And get your fork out of my plate ♪ ♪ And get your own, get your own ♪ ♪ Whatever you havin',
baby, I'ma have half ♪ ♪ I'm doing it for your own good ♪ ♪ Because you're getting fat, ohhh ♪ ♪ When it comes to the sex ♪ ♪ Girl, I'm down with the swirl ♪ ♪ But I ain't sharing my food
with no damn white girl ♪ ♪ Say, ohh ♪ ♪ Oh, kedo, ah, kedo-ah ♪ ♪ Leave me alone, leave me alone ♪ ♪ Get your fork out of my plate ♪ - Yo, DC! DC, let's do the...
♪ Ohhh, oooh ♪ Take 'em to church! ♪ Get your fork out of my plate ♪ ♪ Heey ♪
Go! ♪ Oh, doo, doo, dooo, ooh, yeah ♪ ♪ I said get, yeah, yeeeah ♪ ♪ Oooh, ooh, ooh, yeah ♪ ♪ I said ahh, ohhhhh, oooooh ♪
(audience cheering) Yeah!
♪ Oooh, ooooooooh, ooh ♪ - I said ahhh! - I said, ♪ Ahhh, ahh, haaa ♪ - I got one for them.
- Keep going, keep going. - I said, ♪ Aah, ah, aaah ♪ - Hey!
- I said, ♪ Haa, aah, aaahh ♪ - Keep going!
- I said, ♪ Eeh, oh, oh, ah, aaah ♪ - Keep going!
- I said, ♪ Haa, aah, aah, haaa, aaah ♪ - Uh oh!
- I said, ♪ Hey, oh, ah, ahhh ♪ - I said, ♪ Haa, aah, haaa, baa ♪ - Okay, oh, I said, ♪ Haa, aai ♪ (audience cheering)
♪ Aaah, haaa ♪♪ (audience clapping)
- Yeah yeah! Give it up for both squads!
(audience cheering) ♪ Welcome to the candy store ♪ ♪ Where you can have all
you want and so much more ♪ ♪ If anybody out there's
got a sweet tooth ♪ ♪ This one's for you ♪ ♪ And it goes a little
something like this ♪ ♪ Your box of chocolate ♪ ♪ Go on and unwrap this ♪ ♪ Go on and (beep) me ♪ ♪ Can I have a taste
of your chocolate box ♪ ♪ Can I have a taste of
your, go on unwrap this ♪ ♪ You're gonna wanna eat me ♪ ♪ Can I have a taste
of your chocolate box ♪ ♪ Ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ ♪ So much chocolate in this place, ohh ♪ ♪ Put that caramel on my face ♪ ♪ I heard she up with that ♪ ♪ Guess what? ♪ ♪ I'll break your back like a KitKat ♪ ♪ Boy, I know that you want a taste ♪ ♪ Boy, give me time and I'm
gonna get you the space ♪ ♪ Ain't nothing more that I got to say ♪ ♪ Get me on over and I'll eat on the way ♪ ♪ I know you don't like me ♪ ♪ You probably can't stand me ♪ ♪ Girl give me that chocolate,
as long as it ain't Candy ♪ ♪ Oh, that chocolate got nuts in it ♪ ♪ That chocolate got nuts in it ♪ ♪ That chocolate got nuts in it ♪ ♪ That chocolate got nuts in it, oohh ♪ ♪ I'm allergic to nuts ♪ ♪ Ooohhh, oh yeah ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
(audience laughing) (DC Young screaming)
(audience laughing) ♪ And I'm allergic to nuts ♪ ♪ Ooohh ♪♪
(audience cheering) - Hey, hey, hey, my boy, you look kind of happy over there. What's up with you? - I done fell in love, my boy. I done fell in love.
- You in love, boy? - Hell yeah.
- What's up, man? - You (beep). - Hey man, she's beautiful, man. - She's beautiful?
- Yeah-- - Did you see her face?
- Not yet. - That's her, there she got right there. - All right.
- She's really pretty. - Pirouette, pirouette.
- Let me see. - Ah, I see that.
- All right, now she nice. - All right, take your mask down, baby. We need to see yourself. What you looking like?
- [Chico] Show yourself, girl. Show yourself.
- Mhm. (audience laughing) Oh hell no. DJ drop that (beep). (upbeat hiphop music)
- Come on. Come on.
- Put your hands up. - Come on.
- C'mon, nod that ass right. ♪ Heey, put your hands,
put your hands up, ♪ ♪ Put your heads up ♪ ♪ What's under that mask ♪ ♪'Cause I'm tryna smash ♪ ♪ What's under that mask ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm tryna smash ♪ ♪ Ooh, hoo ♪
- DC! ♪ Got that mask on your face, your face ♪ ♪ Take it down your
breath stank, your stank ♪ ♪ It's good that the party gone farther ♪ ♪ She put her mask down,
she look like my brother ♪ ♪ I don't wanna take my mask, yes ♪ ♪ So please don't ask,
so please don't ask ♪ ♪ One look at my face ♪
- [Nick] Hey! ♪ And you're gonna laugh ♪
- Everybody sing it! ♪ What's under that mask ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm tryna smash, uh huh ♪ ♪ What's under that mask, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm tryna smash ♪ ♪ Tryna get you to show yourself, no ♪ ♪ Show yourself, no ♪ ♪ Show yourself, no, no, no ♪ ♪ Gonna need you to show yourself, no ♪ ♪ Show yourself, no ♪ ♪ Show yourself, no, oooh ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, ohh, hoo, hoo ♪♪ (bell chimes)
(audience cheering)
