Best of The Office Series 1

I know the man for the job Sammy you old slag it's the rentmeister general have you adti the forklift driver's job no good don't bother I've got the man here he's perfect as he passed his forlift driver tests he gives the tests yeah yeah he first day trained yeah yeah we'll get a CV over to you this afternoon I'm seeing you Sunday aren't I for my sins oh he alone she left you yet yeah all right see you then she has left him I forgot about that be uh be gentle with me today D yeah why is that oh God I had a skin fool last night I was out with finchy Chris Finch had us on a pub crawl elino did flow blooded blood blooded plot outed oh don't ever come out with me and finy no I won't oh you got to go for there's guys my age and they look 50 how you think I look 30 30 yeah yeah let's R out batteries you want to get some batteries for Billy Big Mouth take out our petty cash oh no travel Sange this is Sange this is Ricky this guy does the best Alig in person Nation I I can't do it I go on I don't I think oh sorry no it's not you it's the other one the other the other what um py ah that's racist was a young Greek guy first job in the country hardly spoke a word of English but he came to me and he went Mr Brent will you be the Godfather to my child so didn't happen in the end we had to let him go he was rubbish good um finally this young lady is Donna uh daughter of my best friends Ron and Elaine she's lodging with me uh so she's my responsibility and her dad's not only a copper but he's a bloody big bugger isn't he so hands off I've got something she can take down in evidence don't worry about this do you want to receive some swollen Goods wouldn't mind escaping up her tunnel get out get out I mean it it's a shame I will not have her tunnel banded around this office willly near nearly yeah hi Chris it's David here yeah bad news mate we're going to have to let you go we can't use you anymore now yeah cuz of the joke now I've got a sense of humor but that you know that was offensive towards women and you know to be I can't tolerate I'm going to have to pass on sponsored by accurist will be 4 21 and 40 seconds pathetic is it at the third stroke the time sponsored by accur will be 4 21 and 5 Seconds go uh why is it important a question about Mr spark I go oh um it's like saying oh I've got a new Pedigree dog breed it's half alace half labrador I go along to crafts I go oh can I this dog in the labrador section no why CU it's not a labrador correct can I ENT in this alation section no for the same reasons now get that dog out of my sight thanks I will you proved my point and that's craft you don't know who sang in the summertime do you [ __ ] Joey okay yeah yeah cheers thanks right okay so when we had the question name the Cuban leader who's been in power since the revolution of 1959 Castro yeah you know it now yeah what did you say that tell them tell what did you say then what did you say then who's the Cuban leader Frey bentos no one of this place is going down the pan you're a wasted BL why get at him just cuz they beat you they beat me yes I could give you a list of 50 things I could beat them both us okay I'd like to make a complaint please don't care well um I am staying in the hotel I don't care it's not my shift well you're an ambassador for the hotel I think you'll care when I tell you what the complaint is I think there's been a rape there Spaceman came down to answer some things the world gathered round fromers to Kings I'll answer your questions I'll answer them true I'll show you the way you know what to do who is wrong and who is Right yellow brown black or white the space money answered you no longer mind I've opened your eyes you're now color blind racial so she's the serpent who guards the Gates of [Music] Hell pretty girl on the hood of a Cadillac yeah she's broken down on freeway night take a look at her engine started leave a Pur and I Roll On by Bye by free love on the free love Freeway the love is free and the freeway is long I got some hot love on the hot love Highway going home cuz my baby's gone she's not dead long time later see a cowboy crying says hey buddy what can I do says I lived a good life about thousand women I said why are the tears he says cuz none of them was you oh you no he's looking at a photograph of you no of his girlfriend the video would have shown up yeah he sounds a bit gay at it's not gay free love on the free love Freeway the love is free and the freeway is long I got some hot love on the hot love Highway going home cuz my baby's gone she's gone free love all the free love free the love is free and the free long I got love the love going homez My Baby's Gone she's gone yeah My Baby's Gone she's gone yeah gone away she's gone she's gone yeah she's just gone [Music] away yeah pretty yeah just for the files just to keep on Rec I'll do it I'll do it let's get that got a lovely smile on on come down here that's nice yeah all the hair lovely that looks nice lovely blue eyes okay big smile it's lovely L be lovely just give that a minute we have a look at that do one to you as well good the job okay just R to be I bloody love football don't I service farm lger fuer and Coke gave it a gig oh God the dreaded form do it s there with you married or single usually scores it doesn't matter whatever bring your boyfriend down tonight if you want I don't have a boyfriend whatever oh sorry sorry that is a man's game CH would be a fine thing he could pulling a brothel I could and I have and yes I will take her home with me if I want I don't want to come home she doesn't want to come home with me I don't want you to come home with me that's a waste of an hour so the only reason you've been talking to me because you want to Shag me yeah and from behind cuz your breath stinks of Ven and I didn't tell you that did I um well there's good news and bad news the bad news is Nea will be taking over both branches and some of you will lose your jobs yeah yeah those of you who are kept on will have to read Paul and she seems Alan's assist and she seems to think the reason that you didn't take the job was not because you didn't want it but because you failed the medical because of high blood pressure you got to ask yourself why did I get high blood pressure on the day of the medical I can't are you saying that you cheated science and faked high blood pressure so that you could remain in the job you know you got to ask yourself that did you what's worse cheating medical science or cheating friends yeah the board of directors come to me and they go oh oh oh David you're the best man for the job you know you've got to take the job and we won't take no for an answer oh hold on you failed the medical all right stay with you you know for all your mole knows you know they may or may not have said that to me did so they may or may not have so you faked high blood pressure in order to fail a medical test oh no see you later

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Length: 10min 58sec (658 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 24 2010