Ricky Gervais Outtakes and Corpsing Compilation

take it in your hand and grip it lightly like that oh that's good now first take a deep breath and blow don't suck and then put your fingers oh God just take it in your hand and grip it lightly like that oh that's good bab now first you take a deep breath and blow don't so your finger over the take a deep breath and blow don't soak and put your finger Over the Hole [ __ ] me I'm so sorry okay same place take a deep breath and blow don't soak and then put your finger over the to see him come at me with all that I'm a hard bastard stuff I'd say put the baseball back down send the minders home it's just you and me skin on skin stripped to the waist he starts with me I will destroy him brilliant and again this time I won't laugh exactly the same I won't laugh I promise okay he starts with me I lies I've talked to actual SAS people I mean they've told me what it stands for what's it stand for super army soldiers okay on action and okay no okay super [ __ ] okay ridiculous okay okay this time this time this time okay sorry dude everyone okay okay what do it stand for then Super army soldiers I'm [ __ ] and action [ __ ] [Laughter] off actually took too much to begin with was a bit screwed yeah all set told you [ __ ] [Laughter] action do you know what I laughed at oh get him another cup it's cuz I don't want have to keep drinking it no get him another cup I can't do that what are you talking about I can't get another cup I'm not having that [ __ ] disgusting but otherwise I got keep drinking the tea tea and but I've got to keep drinking the tea Haven I otherwise have a little sip of tea drink it but I've mean i' I've been out about three cups now I was dressed up as a [ __ ] Genie for a day you be like a rat out of drain pipe so that's all I'm so sorry I'm so sorry it was so long I'm so sorry too much fun action I had bed an nose once Christ is the fact that I've got one leg sh than the other I hadn't noticed you hadn't noticed sorry sorry is it the leg is it the fact that I've got one leg shorter than the other I hav noticed yeah noticed what are you doing Rick I'm just trying to not laugh does that they teach you at school no no that is actually a Cantonese word which means free spirit chandor don't do the face what face you went that cuz me genuinely trying to God he wasn't even pulling the face oh all right check this out you love this come look you type in 58 8 into a calculator turn upside down it is funny turn upside down boobs it's worth uh backing it up all right mate check come and check this out I typed in 5808 all right mate check this out I just typed in [ __ ] me sorry this is absolute outrageous guys we're two absolute professionals wait Christ okay all right mate just check this out I just typed in 58,000 uh eight and amazingly all right just just uh all right man just check this out I just typed in just check this out turn upside down just typed in 5808 all right mate just check this out I canar you go all right mate check this out I just typed in 5808 turn upside down boobs let's just keep going from that 20 million 40 double it that's right plus 6 46 3 days 70 5 days biggest Christmas Day Ever well know I'm a nerd just I'm a nerd I've um I've kissed Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore I'm a nerd I've slapped Jennifer Anderson on anyway who are you nobody but who nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody but who are you okay who are you okay who are you okay you're aware that I'm gay not that well we don't make a song and dance about you don't I don't no I didn't it didn't matter didn't well know you didn't and you don't make a song and dance but you don't go oh I'm I don't I didn't no not relevant you're aware that I'm gay no cuz you don't make a song and dance but you're not all like no you cuz you don't make a song and dance about it you're not [ __ ] now no because you don't make a song and dance way you know oh [Music] hello CU we don't make a song of dance way you're not all everyone me come on okay okay okay okay wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute okay you're aware that I'm gay you're aware that I'm gay because you don't make a song and dance about it you're not you're not all everyone look at me what I'm doing this time this time okay come on come on you're aware that I'm gay not a problem you're aware that I'm gay you're aware that I'm gay no no because you don't wear it on your it's not like you're going around oh everyone oh look can you guess no I don't I can't marry you why what' you know nothing what you mean no what you I've just been doing a lot of thinking and I just don't think just hold for a second oh I've been that lamp so long I'm bent out of all recognition who are you well I'll be whoever you want me to be but you can call me Genie how does somebody as big as you fit into this tiny lamp don't worry I'm used to squeezing myself into tight holes can you help us we're in danger we heard him say he wants to get Aladdin don't we all that's mental that's that's mental we asked 100 people will Les Dennis every on to a bed our survey said we asked we asked 100 people will Les Dennis ever hang on to a bird our survey said we asked 100 people do you want to go out tonight see Les Dennis in panto our survey [Music] said how mad is that oh oh look at this website about I mean would this have been funny him going through customs I have nothing to declare but my genius oh and this vibrating Tong for [Music] [Laughter] pleasure oh and this vibrating tongue for pleasure in fannies oh is that funny well again when you do it it's got a certain Su but it's Sunday so let's just keep the fannies down down to minimum all our clothes fall off yeah they uh they fall off onto the ground and she's scrabbling to get them back on again but before she can get her knickers [Laughter] on she's uh they fall off completely she's scrabbling around to get them back on but before she can get her knickers on what's yours about you mind me asking well it's um uh how best to explain it um you've seen me and X-Men I'm so sorry Patrick I could just think of it coming I'm so sorry she's scrabbling around to get them back on but before she can get her nickers on I've I'm walking along the street and I see this beautiful girl and I think I'd like to see her naked and I'm so sorry F I don't know what I'm going to do I don't know what to do other than leave the scene and let you talk to a teddy bear no no you see I can do other stuff as well for instance I'm riding my bike in the park and uh this policewoman says okay she goes uh ah and uh she's covering herself up and uh and she's trying to cover herself up but I've I've seen everything anyway and I get back on my bike and I ride off on the grass okay so it's you going around sort of seeing tits and stuff ask me again Ask me okay and I score the winning goal and they car me into the dressing room and there's Rooney and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and they close for off instantly thought I got away with it I tried to look over there well what about this I'm a sort of James Bond figure and I have to go to Iraq to rescue some hostages and I get there and they're all women and they're naked because their clothes have all rotted away sure um well what about this I'm a sort of James Bond figure and I have to go to Iraq to rescue these hostages and I get there and they're all women and they're naked because their clothes have rotted off and I rescue them anyway and I get them into the helicopter I rescue them anyway I get them into the helicopter and even though I'm flying the helicopter I can sneak a look in the mirror and I can see them you see and uh and one of them is bending over um you see um ridiculous morning [Laughter] campers I don't get it I'm not even watching I don't get it no I don't get it you don't get it I've been without a man so long I don't get it you [Laughter] don't you don't get it I've been without a man so long I think I'd say yes if I'm not coming into that you got my pen yes take take it I don't always seen here I didn't know we have having a wank yeah it's all over the place let's go again I'm so sorry you having a wank got my pen yes take your pen please we have a [Laughter] wank you got my pen yes I take it all right having a wank right hello I'm we musturbating that's me again oh were you [Laughter] masturbating we we masturbating before I came in then are you masturbating God I was one second away there I was 1 second away well I should have lock the door but I didn't think ahead and the moment took me and I just went to her this is what I'm talking about we haven't talked about this no I didn't think I had to no but can you look me in the eye most certainly [Laughter] not never until today is it wizard okay you cannot have you'll learn the words and you will say speak them as if you were saying them for the very first time and and you were [ __ ] sometimes I don't know who's talking to Sometimes women have families pop knob in [Laughter] family oh God you [ __ ] oh God you don't know how hard that is Steve well I was losing it don't [ __ ] me that I defy anyone just sit there pop knob in F pop men have knobs women have fanes a man has an knob pop knob in fanic you bastard okay pop knob and F not up your ass I straight at the camera [ __ ] what could be more normal than shoving your [ __ ] up a man's house okay okay just keep jering okay cheer FL cock1 cameras no no come in hello hi what seems to be the problem oh D so well not close his eyes close his eyes like it's the most important piece that ever beened oh oh okay knock knock come in hello hi what seems to be the problem I said before I've got fullblown a it's never we're never going to get that let's do this um under strengths um you've put accounts yeah that isn't that that's your job though isn't it that's sort of what you do mhm let's go again under weaknesses you've put eczema yeah on my feet under weaknesses you put eczema I'm on the edge all the time do you remember the the question no okay let do you let's we're going to leave that there oh was [Laughter] there that it say family that's to be depressing that's not probably wondering why I'm so generous with my encouragement just that trust people and they will be true to you treat them greatly and they will show themselves to be great so happy now no looking back yeah well I'm still eventually [Laughter] take and Tim take six take seven take eight take nine take 10 actually oh David hey take 11 trust encouragement reward I'm going to take 12 after first start take 13 take 14 okay let's do this take [Music] 15 take 16 there's no way that can't be funny to me though the can tells of short it can not be oh God probably wondering why I am so that was closer I literally don't know what to do you you're probably wondering why I am so encouraging we're getting it we're getting it take 18 trust people and they will be true to you treat them much further getting a little bit further every time 148 take 19 take 20 take 21 take 22 23 24 25 take 25 oh [ __ ] hell come on Martin here we go [ __ ] take 25 how embarrassing right here we go cut Jennifer not with you no she's she's on her way [Laughter] monkey oh [Laughter] no Patrick if you can't roll with that of you what he looked it so intently for a few seconds you really had to go okay had to go now he knows what's going to happen um should we get him into a better position though so we can see his face as well Steve but you know we're in our 30s I'm only just 30 what are you 309 both in our 30s yeah both in our 30s as I said you know and I'm saying that you know keep your head down and who knows in a few years time that is ridiculous and used to say that you keep your head down in a few years time you won't be God you must know what you're doing yeah you must know yeah but that that's never happened before okay just one that's enough okay okay can I ask you right and I never will ask you this again what are you going to do this time okay that just that that yeah and used to say in a few years time if you keep your head down you won't be in the hot keep your head down yeah in a few years you can be in the hot seat keep your head down and in a few years time you're in the hot seat like me and who knows keep your head down you could be in the hot seat like me if you want the rainbow you got to put up with the rain and you know which philosopher said that Dolly Parton and people say she's just a big pair of tits oh God s

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Length: 25min 31sec (1531 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 13 2013