Best of Happy Stanley Hudson | The Office US | Comedy Bites

[Music] I missed you I missed you too lots of people think that Stanley Hudson's a mean old grump but would a grump make this it's me it's me St dancing no I'm notron bus park there will be complimentary pretzels available in the lobby from now until 4:00 as a thank you to our loyal tenant I wake up every morning in the bed that's too small drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little but on pretzel day well I like pretzel day what makes me feel good I do not know I mean they're just dough twisted up with some candy they taste so good in my mouth that's what she said all right 364 days till the next pretzel day it might be easy if you take a deep breath lift from the knees and shove it up your butt I came up with a new thing this summer I act like I'm telling someone how to do something I go on with a long description and then I say and shove it up your butt it's stupid but it's my thing now okay Roberts and the anex everybody think quick what do these groups have in common maybe we're supposed to do it with people in our group that's not it people in the other group still wrong Stanley you do puzzles all day what do we got well you take the first letter from each name assign it a number add them all up and shove it up your butt hey guys how's Florida oh great yes I'm living in Florida now little town called Florida City just on the edge of the Everglades the man who delivered my divorce papers came by fan booat which was kind of fun I sit on my porch all day carving Birds oh oh what is this a a meatball really it's always more fun to mess with Dwight with an audience that was usually Pam so now that she's out I had to find someone else turns out that Stanley is quite the comedy fan but not everything makes him laugh he has very specific tastes through a painstaking process of trial and error I found out what he likes and it's really weird Jim come on SO juvenile what the you've been meatball a are you ready for some meatball oh man this is not very clever Jim I know look for your stapler really Jim really very funny okay good back what's the hall 32 m balls good day that idiot's been feeding us for a week we'll never have to buy meatballs again Stanley come on oh I forgot something in my car I'll see you guys up there all right I happen to be losing weight on my own for my own reasons the truth is I have lost a little of my speed a little of my fire here's what I used to look like look at those biceps we were fighting the power and eating whatever we wanted I don't know about anyone else but it was a good summer for me I lost 7 lbs and you know what I'm just going to take 5 days off anyway Florida Stanley Smiles Florida Stanley is happy to go to work Florida Stanley is who you want on your Florida team whoa Stanley did you just come back from burning down a rival nightclub laugh palbert I'm in Florida for a month without my family I'm going to enjoy this want to get in you can work the iPod yes ah you're a nice guy Jim but you have no idea how to Vacation find some keny Loggins loggin and M did I say m wow are you that bored it's just rum I'm not bored I'm a pirate is that another motto it's whatever you want what do you only drink with your kids let's do it whoa Jim you're 611 and you weigh 90 lbs Gumby has a better body than you boom roasted Dwight you're a kiss ass boom roasted Pam you failed Art School boom roasted Meredith you've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one boom roasted Kevin I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke boom roasted Creed your teeth called your breath stinks boom roasted Angela wears Angela well there you are I didn't see you behind that grain of rice boom roasted Stanley you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks boom roasted Oscar you are Oscar you're gay wow Andy Cornel call they think you suck and you're gayer than Oscar boom roasted boom roasted all right all right everybody you know I kid you know I kid you guys are the reason that I went into the paper business so uh good night God bless God bless America and get home safe next stop pies next stop I couldn't be happier I'm going to take the severance and retire my wife and I are going to travel I really couldn't be happier well we're here perfect we're going to cover for you you know what was that phis are you dreaming or I did enjoy grinding your beans son yeah we really did feel your grapes this is hilarious we're going to stop with all the shucking your peas shucking your peas s just to go back to the first part though you are going to cover for me yeah of course we are Jimmy we love you guys oh my God thank thank you for

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Length: 8min 13sec (493 seconds)

Published: Fri May 10 2024