- Old school step up, new school step up. DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. All right, here we go. ♪ We love to shine, but
we in the ATL, shorty ♪ ♪ You know me, we got the
key, we do it well, shorty ♪ ♪ We freestyling, Lil Durk,
can't you smell, shorty ♪ ♪ So we gonna keep it old school ♪ ♪ We (beep) ill, shorty ♪ (buzzer buzzes) I get a buzz for that? I was freestyling. ♪ Nick, you make me sick ♪ ♪ (beep) you, (beep) ♪ ♪ This my (beep) ♪ ♪ Got the old school,
I got the new school ♪ ♪ And I got Lil Durk, he'll shoot you ♪ (audience laughs) - Chance, listen. ♪ I got a big ass head, and
you know that's a fact ♪ ♪ But I triple dog dare
you to take off your hat ♪ (audience applauds) (buzzer buzzes) ♪ New school versus old
school, that's the slaughter ♪ ♪ The females don't even like your ass ♪ ♪ They heard what you
said about your daughter ♪ (audience applauds) ♪ You know you getting this work ♪ ♪ But I heard what you're
packing down below ♪ ♪ Is why they call you Lil Durk ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, and not to be a jerk ♪ ♪ But this next part is crazy ♪ ♪ You look like if Fetty
Wap and Young Thug ♪ ♪ Had them a baby ♪ (bell dings)
(audience laughs) ♪ I know you wish you was Pac ♪ ♪ I'll kill you in your car ♪ ♪ And hide your little bitty body ♪ ♪ In the glove box ♪ ♪ I got like enough bread ♪ ♪ I bet these keys open up every
Panda Express in Buckhead ♪ - Wait a minute. ♪ Hey, Hitman, I don't care
what you be talking about ♪ ♪ I know for sure, this the
key to your main hoe mouth ♪ (audience exclaims)
(bell dings) - What?
- Yeah. - Hey, yo DJ D-Wrek. - What up, man? - Cut the beat. (audience applauds) ♪ Vena, if you took off that makeup ♪ ♪ I wouldn't pump pump once ♪ ♪ With all that acne ♪ ♪ I bet your favorite B2K
song is "Bump, Bump, Bump" ♪ (audience applauds)
(bell dinging) - DJ D-Wrek, who won? - It was a great battle, but I gotta give it to the old school, make some noise for the old school, y'all. (audience applauds) - Clap your hands, y'all, clap your hands, y'all. ♪ You got mouths and bars in ♪ ♪ Y'all make me proud, real happy ♪ ♪ You ask to come on this show ♪ ♪ You know I said gladly ♪ ♪ Acting, entertaining ♪ ♪ So actually I might be y'all daddy ♪ (bell dings)
(audience laughs) ♪ Now Nick, you're talented in
most things that you're doing ♪ ♪ I played your song at my game ♪ ♪ And the crowd started booing ♪ - That's 'cause they couldn't hear it. ♪ Hey yo, Saint Jhn, you
already lost this (beep) ♪ ♪ What kind of gangster walks around ♪ ♪ With some frosted tips ♪ ♪ Now I know you something soft ♪ ♪ You look like Offset if
Cardi B ever cut him off ♪ (audience exclaims)
(bell dings) - Talk your shit, Justina. ♪ They told me I'ma do this ♪
♪ I ain't wanna be in a rush ♪ ♪ I got a call on the phone ♪ ♪ They told me I better hush ♪ ♪ I said, hold up, I might take a drink ♪ ♪ You know that I'm a lush ♪ ♪ But who knew that Rosa Parks ♪ ♪ Made it off the bus ♪ - Oh damn, he started firing, why Nyima getting hit? She wasn't bothering nobody. Innocent bystander. - Conceited, step up here. Me and Miles, we just got
one question to ask you, bro, you ready? ♪ Look, we know the
little kids adore you ♪ ♪ But how am I 15 and I
got a mustache before you ♪ (audience laughs) - Come on, D Man, man. I need a clap, come on. ♪ D Man, I can't stand you ♪ ♪ Your face reminds me
of the Georgia Bulldog ♪ ♪ If his face is strong ♪ ♪ It's just the dog in you ♪ ♪ If you look at me ♪ ♪ I'll bark right back at you ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Tell the truth, hey Royce,
here's a message from me ♪ ♪ You look just like the
Count from "Sesame Street" ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ One, two, three, four, five, six ♪ ♪ Emmanuel, you sound like this ♪ (Royce barking)
(audience laughs) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek, may you kindly remove
the instrumental, please? - You just let him take
your (beep) like that? - He was supposed to listen to me. - Conceited, I said you
wearing an orange vest but ain't a man, you have to go on your tippy toes to shake my hand, you out here looking like
a construction worker in LegoLand, and you wearing a
bulletproof vest is dumb, who's gonna shoot Nick's son? The only thing that ever shot you, was the "Honey, I Shrunk The Kids" gun. And I don't like that Nick cat, your last song, four
minutes I can't get back. I'm gonna tell my kids
this was Eminem's response to your wack ass dis track. (audience exclaims) - Charron was talking a lot of (beep). Came at the boss, dog, I
can't believe you trying it. Something inside you
don't make you wanna work for a Black man, it's all good, you fired. (audience exclaims)
(bell ringing) Yo DJ D-Wrek, who won? - So I gotta give it to the new school, make some noise for the new school, y'all. (audience applauds) - Yo, Tahiry, I tell you like this. ♪ Yo Tahiry, can you hear me ♪ ♪ My diamonds more clearly ♪ ♪ This ain't "Love and Hip-Hop" ♪ ♪ And I ain't such and such ♪ ♪ Why don't you get a real
Joe to pump pump you up ♪ (audience exclaims) - Hey, that was all
right, that was all right. ♪ I wanna know if this is true ♪ ♪ Just got off the phone
with Mariah Carey, boo ♪ ♪ And I kinda heard that Eminem
got more chocolate than you ♪ (audience exclaims) - Just for boss man. ♪ Look, everybody's had your leftovers ♪ ♪ It's time to do the dishes ♪ ♪ You sad 'cause Joe left ♪ ♪ Not to butt into your business ♪ ♪ It's in your name that you'll
never get a wedding ring ♪ ♪ How does it feel to hear ♪ ♪ That he's moved on to better things ♪ - I said no to the ring, but okay. - That was bar. - Dang, why you play my
friend like that, Justina? I'ma defend her, I'll try to at least. ♪ I'm from the new school,
my name is Santwon ♪ ♪ I'm about to cook
this half used tampon ♪ ♪ You hear is gross and your
lips is probably plastic ♪ ♪ Take off all that makeup and
you'd probably look Jurassic ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ I know the lord hate me ♪ ♪ And yo, ladies this what happen ♪ ♪ When you take a plan lowercase B ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ All right, that was
cool, but I'm a killer ♪ ♪ Look at his nose, he
look like Squidward. ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Your dreadlocks smell
like pelican piss ♪ ♪ Like pelican piss ♪ ♪ Your dreadlocks smell
like pelican piss ♪ ♪ It's not as funny as this ♪ ♪ Your dreadlocks smell
like pelican piss ♪ (bell ringing) - Y'all supposed to be old school. - DJ D-Wrek? - I gotta give that to the new school, make some noise for the new school. (audience applauds) ♪ DDG, DDG, in the place to be ♪ ♪ I go by the name of N-I-C ♪ ♪ But I got a K to hold it heavy ♪ ♪ You steady off the top ♪ ♪ I know you from Michigan ♪ ♪ But I'ma rapper like I'm from Texas ♪ ♪ We gon get it in ♪ ♪ So I'ma just say next
time bring Eminem ♪ ♪ And tell him I called ♪ ♪ Tell him he can get it ♪ ♪ But right now, you my dude ♪ ♪ So I'ma fall back with it ♪ (audience applauds) - Okay, listen, listen, listen. ♪ Nick claiming that he rich ♪ ♪ But we all know he lying ♪ ♪ Matter of fact, give me your chain ♪ ♪ Let me check your diamonds ♪ (audience applauds) ♪ All right, he wanted
to check my diamonds ♪ ♪ That was cute, that was great ♪ ♪ (beep) I don't (beep) these
diamonds, I got real estate ♪ (audience exclaims) I'll teach you. - Nick, it's on my mind,
talk about the true school. ♪ True school, rocking
with the new school ♪ ♪ The new school ♪ ♪ Now look, you aint (beep) ♪ ♪ Up here with dog biting outfit ♪ (audience laughs) (DC barking) - Doughboy, this is an honor. This is definitely an honor. ♪ You was the first fat guy on the show ♪ ♪ Now you here, I don't
know what left first ♪ ♪ Your weight or your career ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ But I see you ♪ ♪ Now you in that weird in between stage ♪ ♪ You built like Madea ♪ (audience laughs) - Okay, okay, that was good. All right, look. ♪ I done lost a couple pounds,
I can help you with that ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm fat, fat ♪ ♪ You are fat, fat, fat, fat, fat ♪ (audience exclaims) - Hold on. ♪ Earlier you said you lost 200 pounds ♪ ♪ Please stop it ♪ ♪ All you did was take
all your favorite snacks ♪ ♪ Out your pocket ♪ - But I still lost it though. - Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek. - Yo, what up, man? - Cut the beat. (audience applauds) Hey yo, yeah, come here, Swag. I know right now I'ma
have your crowd mad at me, but I'ma say this loud happily you look like the youngest Gross Sister from "The Proud Family." DC, I got rid of your whole
team in the first round, no wonder you got on a football jersey but your baby momma be the first down. (audience exclaims) - Hold on, this ain't what you want 'cause they call me Uncle Elroy. You got this tag on you
'cause you're Pinocchio and you just wanna be a boy. Move out the way, I ain't
done with this team, you already know what I
do, come here, Chico Bean. Move, I didn't want you either. (audience laughs) - Yeah, he didn't want me 'cause he knew better than to dis me 'cause I show up to his girl house, like- - Did you miss me? (audience laughs) (audience applauds) - I'm feeling good about
what's happening over here. I'm feeling good about the old school. DJ D-Wrek, tell me who won, man. - Yo, the old school
had the major come back. (audience applauds) So the old school takes it. Make some noise for the old school. - Hey, hey, hey, clap. ♪ What it is, hoe, what's up ♪ ♪ Old school about to tear this bitch up ♪ ♪ DC, I don't mean to be mean ♪ ♪ But you look like the richest roach ♪ ♪ A (beep) ever seen ♪ ♪ And before you speak,
your breath is too strong ♪ ♪ You just look like Chris Tucker ♪ ♪ Who got left in the dryer too long ♪ (audience laughs) - Okay, okay, listen. ♪ New school about to
mother (beep) kill the old ♪ ♪ New school about to
mother (beep) kill the old ♪ ♪ New school about to
mother (beep) kill the old ♪ ♪ New school about ♪ ♪ Listen, look, new school, new school ♪ ♪ We the mother (beep) true school ♪ ♪ You already know that
you might be rich ♪ ♪ But how you rich but your
ass can't keep a (beep) ♪ (audience exclaims) - You right, you right. - All right, I'll talk to them. ♪ Hey yo, Vena, I know
you think you litty ♪ ♪ But you need to change your name ♪ ♪ 'Cause your V is far from pretty ♪ ♪ And Santwon, you really gotta stop it ♪ ♪ Got this vest on so you can
keep a (beep) filled pocket ♪ ♪ DC, you know I don't wanna kick it ♪ ♪ Your ugly ass look like
a deep fried cricket ♪ (audience exclaims) - Listen, Justina. ♪ You don't want no drama ♪ ♪ But hey y'all look at her pants ♪ ♪ Don't this look like a dirty
brochure to the Bahamas ♪ (audience laughs) (buzzer buzzes) ♪ Old school about to tear this bitch up ♪ - Listen. ♪ I got a question to put before you ♪ ♪ How many Montells does
it take to destroy you ♪ ♪ It takes two, one to demise you ♪ ♪ And then the other one,
he's gonna televise you ♪ ♪ But I'm a pastor, I'll eulogize you ♪ - Come here, boy, come
here, boy, come here. ♪ Please believe I'ma leave
him feeling defeated ♪ ♪ Yeah, I lied and said the sex was good ♪ ♪ That's why he's conceited ♪ ♪ Cut the beat, I just dissed you ♪ ♪ Ugly ass (beep) I'd
probably (beep) smack you ♪ ♪ But I'd miss you ♪ (audience exclaims) - Everybody say, damn Santwon! - [Audience] Damn Santwon! - DJ D-Wrek? - It was close but then
Santwon pitched it to himself hit a home run, make some noise
for the new school, y'all. (audience applauds) - Old school! ♪ Loddy Doddy ♪ ♪ Loddy Doddy ♪ ♪ Loddy ♪ ♪ Doddy ♪ ♪ Loddy doddy, we likes to party ♪ ♪ We the old school ♪ ♪ You all about to get bodied ♪ ♪ Got to tell you I'm the top for real ♪ ♪ And you know old school ♪ ♪ 'Cause we know the deal ♪ ♪ Let me tell you something
about the new school ♪ ♪ Listen, you fool fool ♪ ♪ Listen, and we so true true ♪ ♪ You already know what
I'm about to do do ♪ ♪ Lauren, come here, please ♪ - Oh, I've been waiting. ♪ Gotta show the world these ♪ ♪ Amazing jeans ♪ ♪ Now listen, this the new school ♪ ♪ And you know that we be flowing ♪ ♪ With jeans like that
I know that you steal ♪ ♪ Out of every Wal-Mart that you go in ♪ (audience laughs) - Okay, check it out one time, look. ♪ New school, you an ugly mess ♪ ♪ I'm about to do my
thing with Doug E Fresh ♪ ♪ Justina Valentine and
I speak the heat rock ♪ ♪ Doug E Fresh and he's
killing on the beatbox ♪ ♪ Hold on, watch how I play it ♪ ♪ You look like Destiny's Child ♪ ♪ If they never made it ♪ ♪ And DC, you ain't got no game ♪ ♪ You look like a booty (beep) ♪ ♪ That won't go down the drain ♪ - I look like a booty (beep)? ♪ I said, we kick it old school
on the "Wild 'N Out" screen ♪ ♪ It wouldn't be old
school without Chico Bean ♪ (audience applauds) ♪ It wouldn't be old
school without Chico Bean ♪ ♪ You know what it is ♪ ♪ I'ma kick it off the dog
got Doug E Fresh here ♪ ♪ On the microphone ♪ ♪ I don't know why, I
gotta kick it like this ♪ ♪ The old school fools and we in the mix ♪ ♪ I said, Chico Bean
and you know what I do ♪ ♪ We got Doug E Fresh in here ♪ ♪ With the old school crew ♪ ♪ There's the new school fools
and I don't know them dudes ♪ ♪ Especially that dude
standing right behind you ♪ ♪ Doug E, let me hear you kick it ♪ ♪ Let me hear you drop it ♪ ♪ Let me hear you rock it ♪ ♪ I said, old school, one time Karlous M ♪ ♪ Ain't nobody in the game
that can rap like them ♪ ♪ I'ma kick it off the end
and I'ma pass it to you ♪ ♪ Let the people in the
crowd see what you can do ♪ ♪ I said let me just kick
it just one more chance ♪ ♪ So I can try to get
bigger than Lauren's pants ♪ ♪ I said, let me just kick
it just one more chance ♪ ♪ I'm trying to get bigger
than Lauren's pants ♪ (audience applauds) - Make some noise for Doug
E Fresh and Lauren's pants. (Doug E Fresh beatboxing) ♪ Old school, new school, no school rule ♪ ♪ But other than that everything is cool ♪ ♪ When I say hip, y'all say hop ♪ ♪ Hip ♪ ♪ Hop ♪ ♪ Hip ♪ ♪ Hop ♪ ♪ When I saw Tu y'all say Pac ♪ ♪ Tu ♪ ♪ Pac ♪ ♪ Tu ♪ ♪ Pac ♪ ♪ When I say Biggie y'all say Smalls ♪ ♪ Biggie ♪ ♪ Smalls ♪ ♪ Biggie ♪ ♪ Smalls ♪ ♪ When I say Jam Master y'all say Jay ♪ ♪ Jam Master ♪ ♪ Jay ♪ ♪ Jam Master ♪ ♪ Jay ♪ (Doug E Fresh beatboxing) ♪ If nothing else, love yourself ♪ (bell ringing)
(audience applauds) - DJ D-Wrek, I mean, come on. - Yo, that was amazing. Yo, I gotta give that to the old school. Make some noise for the old school, y'all. ♪ Oh, la, la, la ♪ ♪ You see how we do when
we doing our thing ♪ ♪ Oh, la, la, la ♪ ♪ You know we wilding
out, it's season 15 ♪ ♪ Lala always keep it real ♪ ♪ You my sis, what's the deal ♪ ♪ I'm all love off the top, for real ♪ ♪ How's it feel to know
DC (beep) up "TRL" ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ You out here, you doing your thing ♪ ♪ Your paying the rent, but
if you keep talking (beep) ♪ ♪ I'ma call 50 cent ♪ (audience exclaims) - Ain't nobody scared of Curtis. See, you supposed to be my sister. ♪ And then you keep doing
it again and again ♪ ♪ So you must want me
to call (beep) Eminem ♪ (audience exclaims) - Call whoever you want. You can call whoever you want. Hold up, Lala. ♪ Hold up, Lala, not so fast ♪ ♪ I'ma say what everybody thinking ♪ ♪ Where'd you get all that ass ♪ (audience laughs) - Hold up, Nick. Stop that shit, OG. What wrong with you? You said I fucked up "TRL?" That is beneath me. But look like you keep bringing me back, look like this show need me. (audience laughs) - Lil Bro, damn, I do need you to stay out of jail, this a work release program. (audience laughs) Bring the beat back. ♪ Look, you can ask about
me, boy, I'm about that ♪ ♪ Beat me in a battle, man, I doubt that ♪ ♪ I fix it with the hammer ♪ ♪ I bet these keys open up
every J R Crickets in Atlanta ♪ (audience laughs) - Okay. ♪ Hitman, them big teeth, they fragile ♪ ♪ They so big and white they
probably gonna call the police ♪ ♪ On this whole battle ♪ ♪ This has to end ♪ ♪ Your
teeth so big and white ♪ ♪ Every time you smile it looks
like the cast of "Friends" ♪ (audience laughs) - Come on, Justina. ♪ Yo, keeping it 100 ♪ ♪ You can't rap like me ♪ ♪ Your hair look like some Kool-Aid ♪ ♪ Back off me ♪ ♪ I know you mad 'cause
you ain't Black like me ♪ ♪ You act like, your ass
it ain't fat like me ♪ - Hold on, Big Mac, real quick. Real quick, Big Mac. ♪ After this last one, I'm done really ♪ ♪ Hey Nick, you ain't the only
one to creep with Chilli ♪ (audience exclaims) - Hey, DJ D-Wrek.
- Yo, what's up? - Cut the beat. Yo, listen, you somebody the black squad would go and straight wreck, I know you straight vex with those glasses who you supposed to be Malcolm lower case X? And you, with that hat why would I spare you instead? (beep) you got Pretty V
pubic hairs on your head. Big Mac, forget four X you gotta go up an extra size (beep) you are heavy size, now you are Chevy size. (beep) you are every size except exercise (audience laughs) (bell dinging) - DJ D-Wrek, tell me what happened, man. - Look, I wanted to give it to Lala, but I gotta give it to
the old school squad, make some noise for the old school. ♪ Hey yo, when they
tell you I'm the best ♪ ♪ You just know it's true ♪ ♪ 'Cause killing these rappers
that's just what I do ♪ ♪ I can't stand you ♪ ♪ I bet these keys open up
every Juicy Crab in Atlanta ♪ (audience laughs) - Shut up, that wasn't funny. Hold up. ♪ The new teeth in your mouth ♪ ♪ Talking is probably tough with them ♪ ♪ They so big and white ♪ ♪ I know all of them Republican ♪ ♪ You better get with this ♪ ♪ You a Black dude but when you smile ♪ ♪ Every body see the white privileges ♪ (audience exclaims) - Okay, look, look, look. ♪ Look Shuler, you are not no prize ♪ ♪ It look like you about to leap ♪ ♪ With them bullfrog eyes ♪ ♪ And Jay got a man, it must be pretend ♪ ♪ You got a Biz Markie face ♪ ♪ So you just a friend ♪ (audience laughs) - Hold on, yo listen, wait a minute. ♪ Justina, I would dis you ♪ ♪ But you probably
wouldn't understand me ♪ ♪ Unless I change my voice like yours ♪ ♪ And sound more manly ♪ (audience laughs) - Okay, all right, look. ♪ You talk about my voice ♪ ♪ Wanna cook me with this ♪ ♪ I'd rather sound like a man ♪ ♪ Than look like a bitch ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ I said, wait a minute,
now that was a punch ♪ ♪ Yeah, I look like a bitch
to a girl with some nuts ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Yo, y'all know dude wrong ♪ ♪ You look like you been in
the oven on 450 for too long ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ You ain't even worth clipping ♪ ♪ You so Black that your
skin tone is jerk chicken ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ They wanna sign me ♪ ♪ Them big ass eyes, I keep ducking ♪ ♪ Like who the (beep) behind me ♪ (audience laughs) - Come here, Clips. Yeah, Clips. - Oh, you not gonna let Spanky? Get in the front, Spanky. - Little bit gets a little bit. ♪ Spanky built like a testicle ♪ ♪ And I can tell by your stomach ♪ ♪ That you not into vegetables ♪ ♪ And I hate standing next to you ♪ ♪ 'Cause your breath smell just
like a pile of (beep) you ♪ ♪ What's up, Bobby ♪ ♪ I know we talk about your height ♪ ♪ We just can't get past it ♪ ♪ We all pitch in ♪ ♪ And we got you a casket ♪ (audience laughs) (bell dinging)
(audience applauds) - Hell nah, hell nah, hell nah! I ain't get a chance to say what the (beep) I wanted to say. There are snakes on this
mother (beep) plane! Now Spanky, bring your
stupid ass back up here. That last line was crazy, but you look like if Tupac and
Mr. Potato Head had a baby. (audience laughs) (bell dinging)
(audience applauds) - DJ D-Wrek, make some
sense out of this, man. - It was real close, but I gotta give it to the new school, make some
noise for the new school. (audience applauds) - Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. All right, Reginae. If you gonna step up, you gotta step up. ♪ I'ma wrap like Weezy, baby ♪ ♪ And make that (beep) too easy, baby ♪ ♪ You better not say I'm sleazy, baby ♪ ♪ I'ma cut these (beep)
like a piece of paper ♪ ♪ Life's a bitch, you need some braces ♪ ♪ Matter of fact, Big Small can't spell ♪ ♪ And she need first grade,
kindergarten, Bright Start ♪ ♪ Matter of fact, you
are like my daughter ♪ ♪ Y'all better not say nothing
about Little Miss Carter ♪ Real talk, just saying that. I talked to Dwayne before this. Be careful. - We gonna lose. ♪ Since 16 I been getting money ♪ ♪ And that (beep) don't stop ♪ ♪ Close your mouth, old man ♪ ♪ I ain't no lollipop ♪ - Oh, (beep). - Okay, check it out. Atlanta, what's up, what's up, here we go. (audience applauds) ♪ Call
yourself the old school ♪ ♪ But y'all just old news ♪ ♪ And the future's right here ♪ ♪ Yeah, we just won't lose ♪ ♪ I'm loyal to my squad ♪ ♪ I won't switch up crews ♪ ♪ That's why my future looking brighter ♪ ♪ Than Sisco's shoes ♪ ♪ Future looking brighter
than Sisco's shoes ♪ - Ay yo, DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat. (audience applauds) Hey yo, Bobby, I bet you
use a shoebox as a bed, you're so short, you
gotta stand on your toes just to give a (beep). (audience laughs) And Mimi, you trifling, you got so much plastic in your ass, I can bring you to the curb for recycling. And DC, I bet you rocking some long johns, you're so thin, you could be the thong in "The Thong Song." (audience laughs) - Come here, Sisco, bring your ass here. Now standing in front of me, your ass is about to go to Heaven, your ass up here with them yes bitch 11s. (audience laughs) - You know, that joke is so corny I should've got up here faster, you look like a slave
and I own my own masters. (audience applauds) - Listen, you own your own masters, (beep) that is a liar, that chain so old (beep) your dragon don't even have no more fire. (audience laughs) (bell dinging) - DJ D-Wrek, make some
sense out of this, man. It's crazy up in here. - I gotta give that to the new school. Make some noise for the new school. (audience applauds) - Come on, clap your hands, y'all. Clap your hands, y'all. Clap your hands, y'all. ♪ Ying Yang on my team ♪ ♪ We know that's a fact ♪ ♪ Baby, we know you was a trapper ♪ ♪ Now singer, now it's the mass rapper ♪ ♪ And Bobby just an out of work actor ♪ (audience exclaims) - My turn, my turn, my turn.
- Oh, (beep). ♪ Nick, I must admit, I
know you been in your bag ♪ ♪ But that (beep) you did with Em ♪ ♪ Was worser than trash ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Eminem, (beep) dog, I'm
telling you, I never lost ♪ ♪ But I'ma tell you now ♪ ♪ It look like you dripping too soft ♪ (buzzer buzzes) - Let me get Baby real quick. ♪ Look, okay, vending machine pants ♪ ♪ I'm pushing it out ♪ ♪ I
bet if I press your buttons ♪ ♪ Your whole (beep) come out ♪ ♪ And Baby, if you looking for a baddie ♪ ♪ I know you Lil Baby, but
I'm trying to call you Daddy ♪ (audience exclaims) - Hey, Lil Baby. No, no, not you, the
real Lil Baby, come here. (audience laughs) ♪ Hey, it's a fact that y'all all sweet ♪ ♪ This the first baby I seen ♪ ♪ That put his own self in his car seat ♪ (audience laughs) - All right, come here, Clips, 'cause you set me up, nah, you set me up. ♪ All right, look, I bet
your fat ass probably hide ♪ ♪ Starbursts up your sleeve ♪ ♪ Why is he here, shouldn't
he be on maternity leave ♪ (audience laughs) Come here, Michael Blackson, bring your Black ass here too. (audience applauds) ♪ Now Mike, I know you getting money ♪ ♪ So I ain't mad at you ♪ ♪ Click your heels three times ♪ ♪ You'll be back in Africa ♪ ♪ You already know with
the flow I kill it ♪ ♪ You are dressed like
the last Starburst ♪ ♪ Left in the village ♪ (audience laughs) - DJ D-Wrek, make some
sense out of this, man. - It was close, but the
new school took that one, make some noise for the new school, y'all. (audience applauds) - Damn, all right white boy, relax. All right, all right, all right. ♪ Yo, I was just gonna relax ♪ ♪ I was just gonna fall back ♪ ♪ But you all up in my face ♪
♪ Like you trying to attack ♪ ♪ Like you want to get grimy ♪ ♪ Like you wanna go bump ♪ ♪ Come on, tell everybody,
you voted for Trump ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Hey, too smooth like I'm undercover ♪ ♪ I take your girl under cover ♪ ♪ Too smooth, ain't no light brother ♪ ♪ Don't disrespect my white brother ♪ - Oh, he got an Eminem
shirt on, all right. (audience applauds) - Yo, let me get shit going. - DJ D-Wrek, may you kindly
remove the instrumental, please. - There's a lot of white
people on this episode. - White 'N Out. Okay, for a white guy, you
think you're such a gem, but you're my least favorite candy, small penis Eminem. - Oh, slow it down. Small peanuts M&M.
- I told you guys I was cooking, we're cooking. - Hey, another Eminem joke,
let me just remind you you're like an M&M 'cause you're known to have nuts inside you. You call the cops on barbecues like come through, please. You're so white you learned your 911s before your 123s. (audience exclaims) - White on white violence. - Seeing my cousins fight,
that's very confusing I really don't like
that, what are you doing, can you please tell me
why y'all didn't invite me to this family reunion. Hey Tank, you know I stand tall, this man fall, you make
music for indie strip clubs and unemployed grandmas. (audience laughs) - The two of you are polar opposites, it's not looking very nice 'cause you live with nine cats and you've never seen pussy in your life. (audience exclaims) (bell dinging) - D-Wrek, let me tell you, we ain't done. 911, there's a bunch of white
people up here having fun. (audience laughs) (bell dinging) - Yo, DJ D-Wrek man, tell us who won. - I gotta give that to the old school, make some noise for the old school. (audience applauds) - Clap, clap, clap, hey,
clap, hey, clap, hey, clap. ♪ Hey yo, Cuban, how you doing ♪ ♪ New school, you're about to get ruined ♪ ♪ I might buy a new beach house ♪ ♪ And let you move in ♪ - Cut the beat. - Oh, she ready to cut the beat, uh oh. - Little (beep) get off my (beep). - Goodness. - I'm Mariah when I'm
carrying this phonic. - Yo, she came up in
here with them two bars like that (beep) was hot. My bad, MC Thot. (audience exclaims) I know we got Cuban Doll, but I thought you was Nicki Ma-not. (audience exclaims) - Bring the beat back. - You just mad nobody
buy your albums anyways. (audience laughs) - Let me cut the squad quickly. ♪ I said B.Simone with that hair ♪ ♪ We can't believe ♪ ♪ I told
you to hold your horses ♪ ♪ And you grabbed your weave ♪ ♪ And DC, you ain't something insane ♪ ♪ You look like the pubic hair ♪ ♪ That got stuck in the drain ♪ (audience exclaims) - Hold up, don't do that, stop. Stop that (beep). (audience applauds) (beep) talking to me. All them bars you just
spit was whack though. Nick, what's up, my (beep), you hired all these white folks, I thought this was a Black show. (audience laughs) - DC so mad, boy, take a vacation this is season 15, gentrification. (audience exclaims) - Hold up, hold up, hold up. - We love white people. - I know you ain't talking, let's go ahead and set this thing clear, (beep) your ass got fired, what the (beep) are you doing here? (audience laughs) - Okay, all right, okay, you think I got fired,
but that ain't legit, like Royce's barber, I said, I quit. (audience laughs) - Well, he said he quit,
that sound kind of funny the (beep) back, I guess
he needed more money. (audience laughs) - Hold on, one more, one more, one more. Okay, one more. - Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. - No, no, no, no, no, no. You say I need money, maybe that's true, but at least I didn't do "How High 2." (audience laughs) - Why are you talking about my
white brother getting fired, yeah, it's something we could tell, he got fired from "Wild 'N Out" ain't as bad as getting fired from "TRL." (audience laughs) - Wait a minute, (beep), wait a minute. This (beep) right here fixing to hurt. Sorry, white boy. They got rid his ass first. (audience laughs) They both got fired. (audience applauds) - DJ D-Wrek, make some
sense out of this, man. - DC, you killed it, but I'm
going with the old school, make some noise for the old school, y'all. - Clap, clap, yeah, yeah. ♪ Doja, Doja, you know I wanna toke you ♪ ♪ Roll you up, (beep) it and smoke you ♪ ♪ Yeah, glad you came to get wild ♪ ♪ But the rest of your squad
look like Black & Milds ♪ (audience laughs) Especially DC, he look
like a strawberry one. - Okay. ♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪ ♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪ ♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪ ♪ You coming at Em, but
you rap like a moth ♪ ♪ Why you always dressing like a genie ♪ ♪ Will Smith did that, that's his job ♪ ♪ Hey yo, Atlanta, I've been a boss ♪ ♪ I bet these keys open up
every Krispy Kreme in Kennesaw ♪ (audience laughs) - Stop laughing, that (beep) ain't funny. Here we go. ♪ Listen Hitman, dog, we
about to get a little real ♪ ♪ If you really look at him ♪ ♪ Don't he look like he was Little Bill ♪ - I got it, I got it, I
got it. What's up, big man? ♪ I see you repping something ♪ ♪ But something on your chin ♪ ♪ No, the second one ♪ ♪ How you doing- ♪ - Wait, hold up. ♪ Listen, you a legend ♪ ♪ I don't care how many
hits that you had ♪ ♪ Don't he look like Idris Elba's dad ♪ (audience laughs) - Okay, no. ♪ Every time I come off
the top of the table ♪ ♪ This dude's old testimony ♪ ♪ But Kane is not able ♪ ♪ Off the top every time that I rock it ♪ ♪ Your hair is really
red, your face is ugly ♪ ♪ That's the topic ♪ ♪ Hitman, say you rolling with the punk ♪ ♪ Your teeth are so white,
they probably voted for Trump ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Hey, Jay Cole, you'll
never get a fiance ♪ ♪ Just 'cause you look like Jay-Z ♪ ♪ Don't make her Beyonce ♪ ♪ And Big Mac, we call you Mister Large ♪ ♪ You're so fat you can't see ♪ ♪ When your (beep) get hard ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Justina, always sound like
you got sand in your mouth ♪ ♪ I'll give you props ♪ ♪ Growing up, you was
the man of the house ♪ ♪ And Conceited, I won't
say that you're short ♪ ♪ I will say miniature golf
is your favorite sport ♪ ♪ And by the way, Kane,
I got something to say ♪ ♪ How was it performing
at Jesus' birthday ♪ (audience laughs) It was lit right? - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek.
- Yo, what up, man? - [Audience] Cut the beat. - Cut the beat. Big Mac, everything you eat
will always be the fried part, you so fat you got
kicked out of math class for trying to eat the pie chart. (audience laughs) Doja Cat, you being here
makes me actually happy, but you got the same thighs as Squidward when he ate all the Krabby Patties. (audience laughs) (bell dinging) - Yo, DJ D-Wrek, who won? - It was super close, but I gotta give it to the old school. Make some noise for the old school. (audience applauds) - Clap, clap, clap. ♪ How your baby momma the biggest
thing you ever had happen ♪ ♪ I thought to judge talent,
you had to have talent ♪ - Okay. ♪ You be on live TV looking
like Jafar from "Aladdin" ♪ ♪ How you let a ballet dancer
take your Princess Jasmine ♪ (audience exclaims) - Okay, that was good. That was good. ♪ He said some wild (beep) ♪ ♪ Like my blood was about to boil ♪ ♪ Said he 24K more like aluminum foil ♪ ♪ But you know, I'm
keep rapping every day ♪ ♪ 'Cause I get so paid
I ain't scared to say ♪ ♪ That I thought I had
already battle Young M.A ♪ (audience laughs) - Nick, time out. Come here real quick, you. Hey, time out, come here real quick. Listen, I'ma let you know like this. ♪ 24K, man you need to hit the highway ♪ ♪ 'Cause you got the same braids ♪ ♪ As Felicia off of "Friday" ♪ (audience laughs) - Bye, Felicia. - Look, nah, stay right there. ♪ This is my court, I'm the
judge, you get no pardon ♪ ♪ Why you look like ♪ ♪ The most bootleg
version of James Harden ♪ - Big Mac, come on up here, man. Come here, big fella. ♪ Hey, be quiet and let the champ speak ♪ ♪ I bet these keys open up ♪ ♪ Every fast food
restaurant in Camp Creek ♪ (audience laughs) - No, get off me. Stop laughing, that (beep) ain't funny. (audience laughs) ♪ Stand back, give me some leg room ♪ ♪ You wanna know what these keys open up ♪ ♪ These the keys to your girl's bedroom ♪ ♪ And I hope that don't offend you ♪ ♪ I don't know where you found a hoodie ♪ ♪ Made out of a Chinese menu ♪ (audience laughs) - It's always about food with
him, it's always about food. - Let's switch it up, let's switch it up. Here we go, come here, DC, let's go. - Carolina, let's go. ♪ You never had a (beep) singing like me ♪ ♪ In the Wild Style ♪ ♪ And if he did it wasn't no good ♪ ♪ It just got upgraded now ♪ ♪ DC, you think you funny ♪ ♪ You just (squeals) all day ♪ ♪ Excuse me, watch out ♪ ♪ You in a (beep) way ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ Watch out, you in a real nigga's way ♪ - Hold up, hold up. ♪ You in a real nigga's way ♪ (audience applauds)
(bell dinging) - DJ D-Wrek? - I gotta say the old school came back in the Wild Style, so
the old school took it, make some noise for them, y'all. - We gonna do it like this. ♪ Off the top, as y'all
know it's the N-I-C ♪ ♪ And there's a whole lot of y'all ♪ ♪ In the place to be ♪ ♪ But none of y'all even matter to me ♪ ♪ Matter of fact, but you, Google me ♪ (audience laughs) - That (beep) funny. ♪ Okay, the movie, it was not good ♪ ♪ And we did not enjoy it at all ♪ ♪ It made us feel really bad, honestly ♪ ♪ And I came here to
just to tell you that ♪ ♪ Thank you for having me,
but what the (beep) was that ♪ ♪ I gotta bring it up ♪ ♪ Yo, I hear y'all, matter fact, ♪ ♪ I love "Chi-raq" ♪ ♪ And shouts to Spike Lee ♪ ♪ Because he always have my back ♪ ♪ And I love Chicago,
south and west side ♪ ♪ And everybody know it
ain't gonna be no divide ♪ ♪ We gonna keep it positive ♪ ♪ It ain't no more killing ♪ ♪ And Black people in the air,
put your fists in the air ♪ ♪ And we willing ♪ (audience applauds) - Come here, Big Mac. ♪ I mean, it ain't no
question who are right ♪ ♪ Battling me, I mean that's suicide ♪ ♪ I'm about my cheddar ♪ ♪ I bet these keys open up
every Popeye's in Marietta ♪ - Hold up, Hitman. ♪ Them little jokes, yeah, you need it ♪ ♪ With that short ass jacket on ♪ ♪ I'm sure that was probably Conceited's ♪ ♪ That collar, you need to breathe ♪ ♪ 'Cause it look like it was
made from the same stuff ♪ ♪ That make Justina's weave ♪ (audience laughs) - Let me get Santwon. Old ladies first, go ahead. - Ladies first, so I'll first, sir. (audience laughs) ♪ Yo, see I'm quick,
I'm nimble, I'm crafty ♪ ♪ You talking all that sneaky (beep) ♪ ♪ 'Cause you don't wanna at me ♪ ♪ You disgusting and you catty ♪ ♪ Yeah, I like dudes ♪ ♪ But I learned it from your daddy ♪ (audience laughs) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek.
- Yeah, what's up, man? - Cut the beat. (audience applauds) Come here, Javen. Hey yo, I know Nick is your big brother, but I'm about to leave this kid sad, you just his dude boy, I know you big mad, you might as well be a weed dealer 'cause all you do is carry Nick bags. (audience laughs) And you come here, I know
you eat quickly, beef chili, you got three titties,
you look like Tee Grizzly when he was 350. (audience laughs) (bell dinging) - I feel like I know the answer. Who won this game? - I gotta give that to the old school, make some noise for the old school, y'all. (audience applauds) ♪ Chill out, y'all some
young ass bastards ♪ ♪ And you see, yo, this is a disaster ♪ ♪ If this was Sunday
school I'll be the pastor ♪ ♪ Stop twerking in my
church, little girl ♪ ♪ You so nasty ♪ ♪ Let me go and twerk it ♪ ♪ What you talking about ♪ ♪ Let me murk it ♪ ♪ Work it, kick it and reverse it ♪ ♪ Let me fall back 'cause
you know I can hurt it ♪ (audience applauds) - I can't do that, I can't do that. ♪ With them shiny ass
boots on, y'all tripping ♪ ♪ You heard of the city girls ♪ ♪ Well these the welfare women ♪ ♪ Look, I got one more
joke then it's over ♪ ♪ It look like y'all signed a
record deal with Fashion Nova ♪ (audience laughs) - Okay. ♪ You know I'm Asian, so
I love the duck sauce ♪ ♪ But I heard you like ranch ♪ ♪ 'Cause you like your salad tossed ♪ - Wait a minute. - That was bad. (audience applauds) ♪ I was lying, I got one more ♪ ♪ If you click your heels together twice ♪ ♪ You'll be at the beauty supply
store ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ - Come here, Teddy, where you at, Teddy? ♪ This is the part of the show ♪ ♪ Where I'm about to do your murder ♪ ♪ I bet when you take pictures ♪ ♪ You say cheeseburger ♪ (audience laughs) - Okay, okay, see, look. ♪ You underestimated me
but I'm a competitor ♪ ♪ You just mad 'cause you look
exactly like the predator ♪ ♪ Heard that before, so
don't even play, scrub ♪ ♪ What you wanna be when you grow up ♪ ♪ You told them a taste bud ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Okay, well I got something
that might be colder ♪ ♪ You just mad 'cause your height
don't match your shoulders ♪ - Boo.
(buzzer buzzes) I don't mess with white women. - Oh, come on, man, just this one time. E Man, come on. - Hey man, look, my hands are up here. - Okay, come on, I have
a lot of Black friends. (audience laughs) - You stupid. ♪ E Man, you want me, it's
something you cannot hide ♪ ♪ But I gotta tell you something ♪ ♪ You must be this tall to ride, okay ♪ ♪ E Man, more like ED Man ♪ ♪ 'Cause you can't get it up ♪ ♪ Unless you're covered in semen ♪ - Okay, white girl, my hands are here. ♪ I'ma keep it simple, I got
the best flow in the south ♪ ♪ If I ever want a babysitter,
I'll just hire your (beep) ♪ (audience exclaims) - Oh, hurtful. - Wait, wait, wait. ♪ Hey kids, come here, you
don't wanna miss this ♪ ♪ Hey Dad, what'd you get us ♪ ♪ This for Christmas ♪ - Hold on, okay, that's funny. - The toy speaks. (audience laughs) And he raps too. He can dance too. ♪ He's Bobby, the brand new toy ♪ ♪ He's Bobby, he looks just like a boy ♪ ♪ You talking about midget stuff ♪ ♪ Use that term loosely ♪ ♪ You wanna talk about (beep) ♪ ♪ Like we miss you in movies ♪ (buzzer buzzes) ♪ He's Bobby ♪ ♪ He's Bobby, he's like a real boy ♪ ♪ He's Bobby, he can speak, he can rap ♪ ♪ Can he have sex, he can't do that ♪ (bell dinging)
(audience applauds) - Old school! DJ D-Wrek, let them know. - I gotta give that to the old school, make some noise for the old school. (audience applauds) - Clap your hands, y'all. You gotta step up, I need
to talk to you, queen. Hey, hey. ♪ Lord have mercy, I'm
trying to get it in ♪ ♪ But I just became a
born again Christian ♪ ♪ So maybe you can get in my spirit ♪ ♪ You can wash me of my sins ♪ ♪ Check it, this ain't
"Love and Hip-Hop" ♪ ♪ And don't you forget it ♪ ♪ I love hip-hop so much ♪ ♪ Nick, I wish you would just quit it ♪ (audience applauds) ♪ Damn, Cyn, why you started with me ♪ ♪ I invited you to this show ♪ ♪ Damn, I should have booked Cardi B ♪ (audience exclaims) - I got you, boss. ♪ Listen, look Cyn, we
don't know you too well ♪ ♪ The only Santana we respect it Juelz ♪ ♪ Justina Valentine, I rap this verse ♪ ♪ And I'ma get rid of this
sin like a Catholic church ♪ (audience laughs) - Don't talk about her. - Oh, Lord. ♪ Hey E, like your knuckles
your bars are dry ♪ ♪ Your braids are struggling too ♪ ♪ You should moisturize ♪ Next. Come on, Con. ♪ Con, your jewelry's really something ♪ ♪ But we all know that you're
making up for one thing ♪ Next. ♪ Mr Bennett is smooth as silk ♪ ♪ But we all know that
he's gonna age like milk ♪ Next. - Damn, Santwon. ♪ Last night I was sleeping in the PM ♪ ♪ Until Hitman started sliding in my DMs ♪ (audience laughs) - Damn, Santwon. ♪ Go Travis ♪ ♪ Y'all the old school team ♪ ♪ And it's oh so fitting ♪ ♪ Y'all look like you graduated ♪ ♪ And still come around and kick it ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ You really need to stop this ♪ ♪ Nick, where you find Andy Milonakis ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Okay, you guys are scared
'cause we are newer ♪ ♪ Justina looks like me
if I fell in a sewer ♪ Now can I get Spanky up here? Let's get Spanky. Old school, yeah. He's so cute and little,
oh my god, hi, how are you? - Whatever. ♪ Old school right, and you got fired ♪ ♪ Looking at your face I
have never been drier ♪ ♪ And man, I don't wanna be crass ♪ ♪ Spanky, okay, you'll
never spank this ass ♪ (audience laughs) (bell dinging) - DJ D-Wrek, man, make
some sense out of this. - I gotta give it to the new school, make some noise for the new school, y'all. (audience applauds) - Clap your hands, y'all. Clap your hands, y'all. ♪ OMB Peezy, this about to be easy ♪ ♪ I got a degree in talking greasy ♪ ♪ Little (beep) yo, I thought you heard ♪ ♪ You look like a mixture of a
Backwood and Whoopi Goldberg ♪ (audience laughs) - Hey, cut the beat off right quick. - Oh, he said cut the beat. - Cut the beat, man. Yo, I came from the street (beep) wild, buck shot, buck shot, buck shot, only time you shoot is
when you getting Botox, old ass (beep). Hey, the rhymes weak as (beep), you need a little help 'cause that Eminem dis, you should've kept that to
your mother (beep) self. (audience applauds) - Yo, that (beep) you just did was dope and off the top of the head, and matter of fact, it'd be even doper if we knew what the (beep) he just said. (Nick mumbles) You know what the (beep)
I'm talking about. (audience laughs) - Hey, real quick, hey OMB Peezy, I know
your future is bright, but you look like you
ain't never took a nap in your life. (audience laughs) - Hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, I be getting high,
I see what you mean, but you small as (beep) that's why they call you Chico Bean. (audience laughs) - We got it, let me get
Big Mac and Young Swag. Young Swag, I never seen a shorter thug, you built like a waterbed and
you look like a water bug. I mean, this is two on two, Charron, we should really do this more. - Well, technically with Big Mac this is a two on four. - Okay, Justina, your voice ashy and your face filled with pimples. You still wear Pull-Ups
and you built so little. That's the Rugrats back in the '90s, I'ma keep this simple, you Chuckie Finster, and I'ma
aim my Tommy at your pickle. (audience exclaims) - Hey, Charron, standing next to Justina, just know that's some coward (beep). In the face you look like Tommy Egan if that (beep) was powerless. (audience laughs) Justina, I don't know who did it but that track in your head, it gotta go. I don't know why they got us battling the "8 Mile" version of Kim Possible. (audience laughs) - Wait a minute, don't be
coming at my white friends when we out here smiling. Big Tig, Nick Cannon, on
the stage and we wilding. This is how we do, I
thought you all should know, when Big Tig and Nick Cannon come through it's always off the top with the flow. - Big Tigger, your old ass,
what did you just say to me? (audience laughs) That's why you got canceled
and replaced by AJ and Free. (audience laughs) (bell dinging) - DJ D-Wrek, who won? - I gotta say the new
school took that one, make some noise for the new school, y'all. (audience applauds) - Clap your hands, y'all. ♪ It goes uno, dos, no
tres, he a thot though ♪ ♪ And Hitman still
selling on the block, yo ♪ ♪ I don't know what the cops know ♪ ♪ But all I know I was
rocking off the top, yo ♪ ♪ Freestyle, I'm sick with this ♪ ♪ My mom named me
Nicholas, I'm meticulous ♪ - Come here, Carlos. - Better be careful what you say, I already don't like you. ♪ Look, you repping old school team ♪ ♪ Man, that's true enough ♪ ♪ I Googled Old Dirty Bastard
and your picture came up ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Hey yo, Cortez, watch your mouth ♪ ♪ 'Cause you might get hit ♪ ♪ Because you look like when
you (beep) a little bit ♪ (audience laughs) - Hold on, let me get
Big Mac before he eat me. Big Mac. ♪ Big Mac, hey yo, Big Mac,
I'm sure you eat several ♪ ♪ You so fat you tried
to eat the word edible ♪ (buzzer buzzes) No, 'cause edible means you can eat it, and he tried to eat the word edible. - You're out! - That was genius. ♪ You gonna send your
team, there's no hope ♪ ♪ Especially when you up here ♪ ♪ Looking like a Ne-Yo soul singer ♪ ♪ That makes his own soap ♪ (buzzer buzzes) Everything is random. ♪ Wait a minute, who sent you ♪ ♪ I seen your baby pictures
on the Mickey D's menu ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ I'm just asking ♪ ♪ I bet your birth
certificate came on a napkin ♪ I'm just playing. ♪ Okay, the fat jokes, I really
wish they would stop, y'all ♪ ♪ But this whole time I been huffing you ♪ ♪ 'Cause he look like a hot dog ♪ - Okay, okay, okay, okay. ♪ Looking at this squad,
don't know where to start ♪ ♪ We got a lowercase person
and Kevin half a heart ♪ ♪ I'ma handle this directly ♪ ♪ We got this guy here
and Barbecue Becky ♪ ♪ I could do this for a dollar ♪ ♪ I bet you Santwon would've
made Hitman holler ♪ (audience exclaims) ♪ I'm going for the kill ♪ ♪ If these bars don't
kill you diabetes will ♪ (audience applauds) - D-Wrek, talk to them. - Yo, this is real easy to decide. Old school won that one, make
some noise for the old school. - Come on, clap your hands, y'all. Clap your hands, y'all. ♪ It's like coming up,
slamming your whole squad ♪ ♪ You know I get it drive ♪ ♪ Use what we do, this is improv ♪ ♪ Coming off the top, flowing like herbs ♪ ♪ Hitting all the curbs ♪ ♪ What you say, DC ♪ ♪ You getting on my nerves ♪ - I hear you, check it. - Oh, she got bars for real. ♪ Respect the legends and all of them ♪ ♪ You gonna need the
new school, old school ♪ ♪ Bernie Mac, Dave Chappelle ♪ ♪ To ever, ever beat Eminem ♪ ♪ Yo Nick, don't ever be a martyr ♪ ♪ Y'all the black team ♪ ♪ But we the black album by the Carter ♪ ♪ That's a classic ♪ ♪ You Papa Doc, I'm
like Rabbit, "8 Mile" ♪ ♪ Gradually my captain,
so I gotta look out ♪ ♪ Nick dressed like a to-go plate ♪ ♪ At a white folks' cookout ♪ - All mayonnaise. - [Justina] Okay, Nick,
let me talk to them. - Talk your (beep). - Yo, yo, yo. ♪ Look, old school, new school,
you need to learn though ♪ ♪ If you mess with Vena ♪ ♪ Your piss will burn slow ♪ ♪ You see, telling white jokes
tell me why you say those ♪ ♪ Last night you left my hotel ♪ ♪ With a mouth full of mayo ♪ - That's nasty. You might wanna go get that checked, but that's bars. ♪ Okay, hold up now, don't make me start ♪ ♪ You look like the green
ranger at the trailer park ♪ - Listen, here's the thing. ♪ Y'all whole squad
tired, I'm over the fuss ♪ ♪ How we the old school crew ♪ ♪ And y'all look older than us ♪ (audience laughs) - DJ, cut the beat, please. All right, come here, Con, you first. Hey yo, Con, I got a question, help me figure it out, you 45 and 5'4, what you so conceited about? It can't be your music, you don't have no hits on the street. Your trash ass can't even catch
a simple "Wild 'N Out" beat. And Hit, just 'cause you
normally dripped in red, you not a gangster rapper, you a college kid, bro,
you was probably a Kappa. Hitman Holla, that name ain't fooling me, your name is Gerald Fulton Jr, you was born a little G. (audience laughs) And Red, I'ma kill you
with a simple attack, you fat and ugly, simple as that. You only got a career
'cause Nick giving you that, you remind me of Nick first tat, he carry you on his back. (audience applauds) - I gotta give it to the new school. (audience applauds) - Drop the beat.
- Clap your hands, y'all. Clap your hands, y'all. Clap your hands, y'all. All right, DC. ♪ DC, you got EarthGang
on your team, for sure ♪ ♪ But they still in Dreamville ♪ ♪ If they ain't bring J. Cole ♪ ♪ With these rhymes, gonna
keep them squirming ♪ ♪ You look like Michael B. Jordan ♪ ♪ Just the Wal-Mart version ♪ ♪ Hey yo, Wish, Flesh,
Krayzie, and Layzie Bone ♪ ♪ Meet the new member of
y'all click, Baby Bone ♪ (audience laughs) - Oh, y'all thought that was funny? Come on to the front then, Bone Thugs since y'all thought that was funny. ♪ Now I got something to say ♪ ♪ And I think it's very important ♪ ♪ How in the hell did y'all
three let Krayzie Bone ♪ ♪ Get up here in them Mexican Jordans ♪ (audience laughs) It's not okay. - Let's go. Check it. ♪ See I been in the streets
where the thugs at ♪ ♪ When you was just a sperm cell ♪ ♪ Swimming in a (beep) sack ♪ (audience exclaims) - Okay, look, hey, Nick, check it. ♪ You done got us started ♪ ♪ Your new music, your old music ♪ ♪ And unreleased music is garbage ♪ ♪ Justina, shut up, can you
do that for me, please ♪ - No, I can't. ♪ Your Adam's apple is bigger
than Meg Thee Stallion's knees ♪ ♪ All Bones no harmonies,
y'all ain't really no thugs ♪ ♪ Y'all ain't had no hits since
"The First of the Month" ♪ - Look, okay. ♪ Old school, you know
we getting this bread ♪ ♪ Cortez, your resume is
the size of your head ♪ ♪ DC's getting this work ♪ ♪ You the captain of the new school ♪ ♪ How's it feel to be
the best of the worst ♪ ♪ And EarthGang, you know
you playing it wrong ♪ ♪ Y'all look like Rae Sremmurd ♪ ♪ If they never made a hit song ♪ (audience applauds) - Who won? - I gotta gave that to the old school, make some noise for the old school, y'all. (audience applauds) ♪ Fat Boy said he be but
he still eating cheese ♪ ♪ And Bobby, you look like
you been eating grease ♪ ♪ Yeah, I just saw you lick your lips ♪ ♪ 'Cause you know them
(beep) was chapped ♪ ♪ Matter of fact, DC, put that down ♪ ♪ (beep) you can't rap ♪ ♪ Listen, Nick, this the true school ♪ ♪ That's (beep), give it
up for the new school ♪ ♪ Listen, and that's feminine ♪ ♪ You won't say all
that (beep) to Eminem ♪ - I did, I said much worse than that. ♪ I'ma talk about your teammate ♪ ♪ Since you talked about mine ♪ ♪ This (beep) look like 2
Chainz mixed with Lil Jon ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Lil Jon, you leprechaun ♪ ♪ You done come through
and get stepped on ♪ ♪ Little small with a small ass bean ♪ ♪ Don't let me come and ♪ ♪ Where the small at, what you mean ♪ ♪ Hold on, wait a minute, he
done got it cracking now ♪ ♪ This (beep) voice sound like
he swallow Black & Milds ♪ (audience laughs) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat. - Shut up, shut up, no! - Talk your (beep), go ahead. - Your career never took off, literally, it stayed the same. How you on season 15
wearing season one chains? - Hold on, all right. - No, shut up! (audience laughs) Conceited, you is not that dude, you a grown ass dude with Crayola tattoos. (audience laughs) - Can I go now? - No! (audience laughs) Shut up! It's new school day. That's all I got to say. - All right, hold up. Now I just gotta scorch
this kid the right way, (beep) take off your glasses, you look like Sid from "Ice Age." (audience laughs) Fat Boy, you so hungry, you
use a donut for a wedding ring, Fat Boy, SSE stands for
super size everything. (audience laughs) (bell dinging) - Hell nah, we ain't done. Look at your outfit, green says let's go, pink says I'm with it, orange says uh uh, stop playing boy, come get it. (audience laughs) (bell dinging)
(audience applauds) - [Nick] DJ, tell us who. - It was really, really, really close, it was a really hard decision to make, but I gotta give it to the old school, so make some noise for
the old school, y'all. (audience applauds) - That's what I'm talking about. ♪ Hey Trinidad James, know
you repping down south ♪ ♪ But I thought Jerome was in the house ♪ ♪ Jerome in the house ♪ - All right, cut that beat,
I don't need that beat. - Oh, dang, already? - Forget that beat.
- All right. - First of all, Nick, I love you but I'ma give you a break
because we'll get back to you, that outfit alone is a
different conversation. Hitman Holla look like one of them (beep) that come out, take his hat off, and slide for a dance on his head to come out and dance break. - Talk your (beep). - Come on, if he zipped that jacket up that (beep) gonna be a
goddamn party bus driver. - All right, look, he had a song called "All Gold Everything," but watch how I'm ruling him, it's funny how that gold
quickly turned into aluminum. So watch how I spit at this lame, you wanna see a one hit wonder, well there's Trinidad James. (audience exclaims) - Hold on, hell nah, talking
about one hit wonder. At least they play his music in the clubs. You up here dressing like TLC, but (beep), you really
looking like a scrub. (audience laughs) - Bring the beat back. ♪ Trinidad James, I'ma
tell you the truth ♪ ♪ You dressed like you high right now ♪ ♪ With some (beep) in your boots ♪ (audience laughs) (DC laughs) ♪ Look, don't lie, uh huh, we on fire ♪ ♪ Tell him your hair gonna
look better than Mariah ♪ ♪ Hold on, my (beep),
let me tell you this ♪ ♪ Trinidad look like a hood genie ♪ ♪ And you only got one wish ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Well, if you only got one wish ♪ ♪ I'ma let you know ♪ ♪ We gonna wish that Nick
Cannon music can go gold ♪ I wish. - The wish is granted, it did. - In 1999! (audience laughs) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek.
- What's popping? - Cut the beat. Come here, Mimi. Mimi, I know with that jacket you hotter than your grandma's house. And your body is covered in more plastic that Grandma's couch. - Hold up, wait, Conceited, damn, you got some big ass shoulders, but that don't change the fact that your body stay young
but your face getting older. (audience exclaims) - Big Mac, a lunch room
is where you graduated, you turn on the food
channel and masturbated. You see chicken and get big infatuated. Slow it down, I just dissed you, I said you're big and fat, you ate it. (audience laughs) - You think I'ma run away from a little ass (beep)
that dress like Young M.A? - Hold on, I dress like- - Listen, you not gonna be coming up here and disrespecting me, you in Justina's shadow, that
makes you her heifer then. (audience applauds) - All right, so that may be true, and you know what I do, you love a lot of food, and if I look like Young M.A I make your girl go oh! (audience applauds) (bell dinging) - DJ D-Wrek, who won? - Give it up for the old school, y'all! - That's what I'm talking about. Clap your hands, y'all. Clap your hands, y'all. Clap your hands, y'all. Uh oh, they done stepped up, uh oh. ♪ The Cartel Crew, y'all
gangsters for real ♪ ♪ So I know y'all don't
ever, ever squeal ♪ ♪ But one thing I can tell ♪ ♪ And one thing's always real ♪ ♪ That the whole new school
is some bitches for real ♪ (audience exclaims) Oh, the men, I'm talking to them men. - Nick, Nick, Nick! Don't make me call El Chapo. - Hold up, mother (beep), hold up, turn that shit off, my (beep). Jess, bring your ass here. I'm not gonna front,
you looking kind of fine but without that wig, you look like Nick Cannon from "Drumline." Come here, my (beep). Look like Jake from State Farms. (audience laughs) Goddamn, you look like my left nut. I hate you, I hope none of
your dreams come true, bitch. (audience laughs) - Wait, you said Bobby
reminds you of your nuts- - My left nut. - Is that what you think? My (beep), you so Black,
I bet you (beep) ink. (audience laughs) - You came with some medicine bars, I think you need to hold it in, my bars is too complex and your complex is Napoleon. (audience applauds) - All right, no come
back, Cas, come back, Cas. I was just listening to
your album in the back, smoking (beep), some (beep)
fall off for a minute, boy, you fell off for a goddamn hour. (buzzer buzzes) - You said I fell off for an hour, dog, I will murder you, I've been on your whole life and I never even heard of you. (audience exclaims) - Yo, let me get my dude Jin. - Asian on Asian violence. - We here, we out here. Bitch. (audience laughs) They tried to replace me, but I know the truth, your name might be Jin,
but I got the juice. (audience applauds) - Now check this, we both
might be making chicken, you know, getting that dough, but you always been a soldier, I'm the real General Tso. - I thought it was General Towe. - Me too. - Okay, okay, check this out though. They brought on another
Asian dude to "Wild 'N Out" you know what, I thought I would hate it, but yo, two Asian dudes on MTV, ninja, we made it. (audience applauds) (bell dinging) - DJ D-Wrek, man, make
some sense out of this. - It was close, but I gotta
give it to the old school, make some noise for the old school, y'all. (audience applauds) - Goddamn right. DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. Clap, clap, clap, clap. ♪ It's the Cannon and the guns ♪ ♪ Got a whole artillery ♪ ♪ Everybody know they be feeling me ♪ ♪ And shouts out to Jess Hilarious ♪ ♪ And her brand new edges ♪ (audience laughs) Pop a gat. - Can I cut the beat? - Cut the beat. - Here we go, (beep). (audience applauds) You got two guns, and you
still couldn't blast me, trashy, ashy, McNasty, when I eat cheese I'm real gassy, (beep), that (beep) get nasty. Can you smell it? - I (beep) with that. - Hold up, mother truckers. Jess used to look like
donkey from "Shrek," now she got a new hairstyle and new booty, that "Wild 'N Out" must be doing real good with them checks. (audience laughs) Come here. - No, shut up! - I'm listening. - We don't know if you young or old. You remind me of Instagram, the dark mode. - Shut up, them thick ass glasses, when is Jesus coming? (audience laughs) This (beep) got prescription
windshields, shut up. (audience laughs) - And I got something to say, we the new school, y'all
know how we get down. Nick dressed like the
Fresh Prince of Midtown. (audience laughs) - That's a compliment, thank you. - Hold up, I just want y'all to know, old school could never fall, especially not from a
kid that used to swim inside my balls. (audience applauds) - You don't see me on TV like that because I cut the bull out, I'm nothing like my father, I know when to pull out. (audience applauds) - Yo, this a tight one. Who won? - It was real close,
but the super come back goes to the old school, make some noise for the old school, y'all. (audience applauds) - Old school!
