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john is from lancaster cold boring and wet john is a valued member of the countdown team joey's bisexual law to put it in countdown terms he likes two from the top and one from the bottom just looking at the brett domino trio i know what the ladies at home are thinking no thanks is your mum annoyed about the curtains was she fun fact kerry is a big fan of the sylvanian family's toys tiny rat like creatures that dress like oldie worldy humans well if we'd known that before we would have put you on john's team daisy may cooper won a bafta for her sitcom this country set in her hometown of sirencester i'm not saying there's a lot of inbreeding in sirencester but they don't call them brothers and sisters there they call them bilfs and sylphs [Laughter] richard r wider he's as awkward as going to kiss your nan goodbye and her slipping you the tongue alan carr is tv's answer to the question why is that giant beaver wearing those glasses john's got a three-year-old daughter tiny needy and whiny i don't know what his daughter's like fun fact lee mack is what you ask for if you want to buy a computer in france it's not right it's not hurting anyone is it that's a lovely little joke not really your style cause it's pleasant [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] rachel has teamed up with uswitch to help people save money on their electricity bills of course the easiest way for viewers of regular countdown to save on their electricity bill is to turn off their life support machine some people are scared of sean but he's actually like a kitten a big angry drunk kitten rachel's been on countdown for almost 10 years and he's now in her 30s on a completely unrelated note if you're young hot and good at maths channel 4 would like to hear from you i shall send in my application tom allen is a comedian actor and writer but you probably know him best from his work on popular children's board game guess who i like the fact you put your head down there as if it's yes is he bald no dane is a street smart comedian known for his edgy personality and uncompromising material you might have seen him on itv celebrity squares with warwick davis richard iwadi he's got all the social skills of a teenage magician trying to talk to a lady about her bra thank you jessica wrote and starred in the sitcom drifters if you've never seen drifters i can't help you because i've never seen drifters missing out jimmy you're missing out four series yeah yeah i thought i'd not watch three series but it turns out it's four kathy loves being on her own and doesn't see anyone on christmas day same as my nan although my nan doesn't like being on her own lee used to work at butlins outdated friends i i don't mind a joke jimmy but don't get me started i'm i'm so sorry i think i think the joke's still going to work don't worry for everyone else not for me because i'll be crying on the inside i'll carry on get it right okay lee used to work at pontins outdated cheap and loved by old people these are national treasures susie have you ever created your own word at home do you mean yeah if you like yeah um i'm just lamenting the fact that i've got my glasses on because i can actually see you today which is not a good thing i i had an experience recently where i found out that a turkish clinic was using my image to to advertise uh its own hair transplant surgery would you but before or after image well i was actually both um as you will see upside down no no uh richard is it true you're in the new lego movie well i do i do a voice i'm you know they made something more expressive looking for the film is it are you super batman what's your character ice cream cone i think um i've always wanted to play a food stuff um but i did specify it should be a cold food stuff i would say richard i hate to be pedantic but when in rome yes uh this isn't rome just to be pedantic i'm fascinated by you you're such an old man this is just i'm just i just don't yes exactly an old man answer well i just that couldn't have been any better delivered if you had a sherry in a pipe i i just sort of be who i am i suppose i don't hide myself behind hair dyeing expensive suits they're not expensive i have got a short fat word under seven what's the short fat word chode oh [ __ ] mine's chilled george is it a word no we did have that you did you did suggest chode once as the past participle for chide yes i never understand that bit [Laughter] when women speak to each other i'm not going down that hole definitely not so everybody loves to loves taxidermy but not everybody likes killing animals so i've come up with vegan taxidermy that is thousands of hours of work it's really paid off yeah to get all the bits of peel out of the bin uh what did you stuff it with hey what's up what did you use as because when you're doing taxidermies obviously it's you're stuffing an animal a rehydrated foaming agent that's you there's not nothing going on in your head there isn't it can we see you because i said that you went oh [ __ ] he said something i was asking [Music] sean submarine well let's have a look and see if you're right [Music] did you not direct a film called submarine no i rinsed my bum if you'd got a two in that numbers game you'd have one yeah delightful news for someone who cares it would have been nice to win there wouldn't it really yeah deep down you're really hurt and you can't show it no deep down i've realized that i should have spent the evening with my family the message the message uh david you're six um head as in possessing hair could you use that in a sentence the the red head man walked into the room and said why the [ __ ] are you questioning my boy uh is it in there the angry redhead yeah it is yes redhead well of course it's a word now susie dent could they have done any better um you could have die hard for seven you're gonna kick yourself susie you could have had die hard five if you because we filmed five shows in a go and sometimes we're months ahead so it's winter in real life but we've got to have a tan because it's you know july and oh yeah sometimes because i'm if i'm watching countdown in the afternoon and you guys haven't got a hand at some point the whole thing's ruined sami you jimmy depending on when the show's going out you use a different coat of varnish don't you what i've done is we actually used a 3d state-of-the-art printer to make elton's actual hands a 3d state-of-the-art printer and two packs of richmond sausages oh now keita you will never know i've even got his temperament say something to me harriet um oh [ __ ] off [Applause] [Music] i feel like we're we're in an old people's home [Applause] oh just [ __ ] off like a lovely wedding just right i'm so tired john would you would you like a huh i would like for you to eat a big bowl of [ __ ] figures on buzzers your time starts now ah triumphed i mean yes you have what the [ __ ] john talk us through where you are right now in terms of in terms of smugness i will not be able to watch this show back because i will have to invent a time machine to go back and punch my own face that we're about there i'm slightly annoyed it was two what a team effort i think it's unfair because they because they're nearer it they see it before us those nano micro seconds make all the difference but if that was a theory you would win every letter in number game i'm not saying john's an unwelcome christmas guest but every time he opens one of the doors on his advent calendar the chocolates pretend to be out

Channel: Channel 4 Comedy

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Length: 12min 4sec (724 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 04 2021