Bernie Mac "Tired of the Hook Up" Kings of Comedy

no i'm tired man i'm sick man i was i was on peace tree there's so many peach trees in this [ __ ] i don't know where to where is that where i was i'm so tired of many [ __ ] with these wheelchairs in these [ __ ] clubs what the [ __ ] is up with this [ __ ] here this [ __ ] got a glove cut off finger this [ __ ] upper body is stronger than a [ __ ] but you gotta take him to the damn floor and wipe it off every goddamn 15 minutes take your player please your ass in the [ __ ] dread stupid son of my [ __ ] come by me i'll take the break off your [ __ ] wheelchair sit you on the escalator you [ __ ] i'm trying like an ear tired of stupid [ __ ] i'm tired i i got a dream i'm shy that [ __ ] speech all right i had a dream if i hit that [ __ ] one more time i cut my goddammit off somebody else brought a goddamn dream [ __ ] one day one day win gonna see it wingo is here black folk going to always be hook me up i'm tired of the [ __ ] hookup look out for a [ __ ] look out for your goddamn self stinking some [ __ ] no i said [ __ ] you tired too you scared i'm tired of black folks begging i got a dream that one day black folks gonna put that like crabs in the barrel i got a dream that one day fat woman gonna stop wearing their belly out and [ __ ] i got a dream that one day blackstone's gonna give head without talking what am i doing right suck [Music] every goddamn thing i got a dream i got a whole bunch of [ __ ] dreams i can tell here tonight i'm trying to walk down peace about some [ __ ] land all over the country what type of [ __ ] it is [Music] i'm tired [ __ ] you tired from what you do nothing how the [ __ ] you know what you're done and you [ __ ] you man don't let me be no man man man i have a ordinance any bomb [ __ ] him up on site get a hummer and knock it oh [ __ ] see ever since the king of the comedy come out you know black will count your money i ain't got all kind of phone calls you doing good that means they count your money 35 million there's him in like we split in four ways see that's what your [ __ ] think y'all doing good [ __ ] ain't got no goddamn money the thing comes before the [ __ ] fortune i'm still a [ __ ] these suits i got to take back [Music] my my daughter boyfriend now see [ __ ] they got money you know you don't think you ain't never been young like we ain't never talk man your girl man but to stay well old man doing good do you think i never said no [ __ ] like that what would come to my house all nice i know a [ __ ] [ __ ] want something nice how you doing sir they talk right [ __ ] don't sir call me [ __ ] like you be doing behind my back i ain't no fool man man i'm not gonna sit up there i wanna i wanna marry your daughter i swear to [ __ ] one man look at me and tell me why the [ __ ] you wanna man my mother no you think i got some goddamn money man i'll [ __ ] you up he'll be all on the goddamn news bernie shot this [ __ ] in the mouth i keep a pistol hang on [ __ ] i'm a member of the nra i'll blow your [ __ ] head i'm gonna try to be nice if he i wish he would touch my goddamn daughter you'll be some yellow tape all around this [ __ ] i'm gonna kill that [ __ ] i'm gonna go to the funeral and i'm gonna dig his ass up and re-kill that [ __ ] again [ __ ] that

Channel: Walter Latham Comedy

Views: 1,547,304

Keywords: black comedy, funny videos, black comedians, funny, hilarious, Kevin Hart, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Amy Schumer, laugh, bernie mac, the bernie mac show, kings of comedy

Id: v2SnoyK9tNo

Length: 5min 10sec (310 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 29 2018