Being Called White | Shapel Lacey | Stand Up Comedy

that was nice crowd though nice beautiful white people man [ __ ] yeah I'm all about it man listen I've been traveling in this country a lot and I've been learning about the different layers of white people yeah you guys are not all the same okay don't let anyone ever [ __ ] tell you that because I've been to some places that have shown me differently I went to Vermont and I saw the craziest [ __ ] in Vermont I saw people playing frisbee yeah no dogs not a dog in sight yeah it was humans back and forth Just [ __ ] throwback man throw back throw back go back yeah [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] God [ __ ] yeah dude [ __ ] yeah you know you ready for this one had me [ __ ] up I was staring at that [ __ ] the whole time just like man I saw a roller ski team and [ __ ] I didn't even know they got down like that I saw [ __ ] a rowing team too in the [ __ ] water I felt like I was in a goddamn allergy commercial I was like what the [ __ ] is this what is this place man had me all confused dude we got some wild places in this country man I went to this place called Springfield Missouri yeah we don't need them [ __ ] them okay like it's [ __ ] up out there I was terrified man I was flying into Springfield Missouri I saw no Skyline just Fields right and I don't know if you guys read a history book but me and my people we need to find the fields man okay so I'm I'm in my hotel room kind of freaking out looking outside at all these fields and I had to call my agents and I said hey why the [ __ ] did you send me to Springfield Missouri they're like oh my God it's amazing out there you're gonna love it you're gonna kill it I said they're gonna kill me okay I don't want to [ __ ] die here it's ugly yo yeah man and they got their own Disneyland and [ __ ] uh Springfield Missouri they got their own Disneyland they just don't call it Disneyland they call it Bass Pro Shop yeah it's the biggest one in the country they're so proud of it they're telling me all about it yeah three stories in aquarium yeah you got to go to our Bass Pro Shop no the [ __ ] God don't homie what the [ __ ] about me it says Bass Pro Shot [ __ ] out of my face though why don't you go to our Bass Pro Shop because I seen the movie get out that's why I got a bad girl shot I think I want some tea cup [ __ ] coming up to me talking about you like fish [Laughter] different layer of white and I [ __ ] with a lot of white [ __ ] you know like I'm one of those black dudes that gets called White all the [ __ ] time yeah rightfully so I [ __ ] get it yeah you know and I used to get mad when people would call me white boy and [ __ ] man and then I realized it's hard fighting for how black you are while rocking a Pearl Jam t-shirt yeah yeah storming off to a Jeep Wrangler yeah I know four by four unlimited Sport come on now yeah that jeep Wave It's a culture and I'm part of it yeah I'd be kicking [ __ ] on the way out too as I'm mad because that's how white dudes get mad they always kicking [ __ ] on the way out they'd be like [ __ ] you yeah y'all seen it yeah and that's why they're punters foreign let that sink in nah man yeah I mean like I love Punk and hardcore music that's like my [ __ ] I love Punk and hardcore music you know and here's the thing I really like the music but I'm not the biggest fan of the shows sometimes you know sometimes it's a different layer of white I went and saw one of my favorite bands right and I was super stoked on seeing this band because it was my first time and they're on stage playing and then all of a sudden out of nowhere the lead singer just started spitting on everybody in the crowd and I'm looking at everybody just take this [ __ ] I'm like yo we should [ __ ] him up let's beat his ass man [ __ ] up that Mohawk still those Doc Martin Boots and resell them like Jordans yeah they got good resale value so I was like [ __ ] this I'm enjoying myself in the back so I go to the back to enjoy myself right well the thing about Punk and hardcore music is like we got anthems and we single we sing along together you know what I mean and they start playing the big bangers so I go up to sing with everybody trying to dodge this spit and this dude spit into the crowd one more time and that [ __ ] landed right on my [ __ ] tongue and since then I just crashed into me with two tickets [ __ ] Okay that's the good hygiene whites over there I like them yeah I know yeah they just wear open-toed sandals and [ __ ] I'm gonna come cool with that yeah all right and they got black people in the band they had a black dude playing violin and [ __ ] yeah yeah he was just out there yeah hell yeah did you know we did that brother foreign yeah so I've been out here in Los Angeles you know like five years now I got black friends and [ __ ] yeah and like these dudes that you know they're they're real with it and [ __ ] you know they grew up in this area called Compton right and uh yeah I've heard of Compton for sure yep yep and songs yep only in songs the funny thing about Compton is when they talk about Compton in the songs they say it's so aggressive they just be like Compton Compton Compton and we never shout Phoenix like that at all or not what we're like Phoenix jump on it jump on it yeah that's our state song yeah yeah he's changed my lingo the lingo is like pretty wild you know like the thing is like G everything's like you gotta say G and you know like you and I don't know what it means you know and it's it's always aggressive you know like G you know and every time they're like yes yes stop playing it just say that [ __ ] and I'm like well gee I'm a little lost all right freaking hey dude lordy mcgorty [ __ ] I'm trying to be your friend but it's [ __ ] difficult golly there's a friendship bracelet already huh [Music] in front of like I get called white boy and [ __ ] but I also I get made fun of for my dark complexion too and like my dark complexion that's my favorite thing about me you know what I mean it is hell yeah okay black people yeah some of the white people are like I say that because when I was younger people were big fun of how dark I am trying to make me feel insecure about it and [ __ ] they used to call me names dog they used to call me black as hell Chappelle jokes on them I like that name Frank I killed a game with my dog [ __ ] to my advantage always have especially when I was in school [ __ ] listen anytime a teacher was showing a video in class that was my perfect opportunity to sneak the [ __ ] out I'm [ __ ] school that much I'm like oh my God Miss Johnson we watching Bill Nye the Science Guy again that's crazy you know Miss Johnson you've always been one of my favor that was my [ __ ] and I tell y'all one thing if the rest of the lifestyle on this [ __ ] I'm robbing every single one of y'all y'all look nice hey yo that's my time [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Don't Tell Comedy

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Id: BDgsF2i6nT0

Length: 8min 57sec (537 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 04 2023