BASICALLY Skyrim Anniversary Edition

well skyrim 10 or something is out now and since bethesda is still farming me using nostalgia as a carrot my credit card flew out of my pocket and bought every last drop of content this game will offer me that is until elder scroll 6 comes out of course which might only be another 20 years or so so i better get moving and with all that new content they added a new campaign a real campaign one of which puts the title of dragonborn to shame and today i will attain it but before we get into the video when was the last time you looked at yourself in the mirror and said well g willikers if only i had the ability to leap 20 feet vertically onto the nearest fast food restaurant to gun down some guy on the gas station across the street and no i don't mean using moon shoes well now you can without moon shoes and digitally in super people here we've got one of them fancy new battle royales where instead of logging in to die constantly to some guy whose neck beard is growing a neckbeard you get to die constantly to that guy while using stupid insane abilities across 12 different classes and instead of every round being you tossing yourself at the enemy hoping to sip the sweet nectar of not immediately dying you can dedicate yourself to scavenging the battlefield like the loot goblin you know you are and with the materials you get gem them into your favorite equipment to upgrade them so you can be the metaphorical neckbeard this is a battle rail experience where you can focus more on either the insanity of having a bunch of abilities to heighten the fights or go on your merry way to grind up a variety of different equipment pieces to benefit you in the games to come go check out gg.net to sign up for the closed beta test coming up soon and give the game a go for yourself the link is in the description below hey you are finally awake you are trying to cross the border right no walk right into that imperial empire no it's poaching animals why are we stopping why there's only one reason and the line growed he stole my line i've never really played a khajiit in this game so this is good hunter when dry kibble hunter win wet kibble his name is hunter you with one of the trade caravans sketchy your kind always seems to find trouble excuse me i got a busy schedule keep it moving it's one of the new fish all right let's get out of here let's skedaddle let me out let me out let me out of this the harbinger something and we better get moving i love how none of the audio is there it's just fine it just keeps clipping out may as well take gun what is happening give that axe a few swings give that axe a few swings all right find some way out hold on guys i'm in a harry potter rest out of this place hold on i'm gonna pick this door with this broom i'll i'm gonna barricade this door with this broom it didn't work all right on guard why do they make this so difficult like this is what you're supposed to do there now it's skyrim anniversary edition you know what i mean it's like 200 bucks on amazon that's the that's the skyrim guide skyrim literally just copied two worlds too remember how in two worlds two how you start off in a prison do you see where we are right now who uses alt to run in skyrim if you use alt to run in skyrim you're literally playing skyrim wrong skyrim is not a you can do whatever you want kind of video game okay there is a line that's drawn all right see you later i'll do and i'll never see you again you want to know why because i'm giving up my life of violence is that wait is that the dragon it is you really think that you can just have my name and it'll be okay with it where are you all right nobody takes my name nobody takes my name and then gets away with it okay now i will take your identity i'll take your driver's license acquire your home marry your wife who have just widowed and boom my life in skyrim 10 anniversary edition has begun hey guys i'm that hunter that was went out hunting what it is me don't ask where i got all this by the way thanks thanks for understanding this who's this guy who's this guy over here what's railoff doing over here huh right off you're being kind of creepy there bud look at him you guys see him right there what a creeper you've got the look of someone who's just seen a dragon i also have the look of somebody who just murdered a hunter i mean i am cat now i can truly begin my real life and now we're gonna get into the real action of skyrim things are getting a little action-packed here today uh i hope you guys don't mind intense streams with heaps of action like hold on to the edge of your seats this is my life now this is who i am please consult your local doctor before watching this much action in one stream i got i got tongs so now i can finally eat that salad you look at that view just look at it just take it in just oogle it to catch a fish you have to think like a fish and to think like a fish you gotta learn to breathe underwater using your ears getting drunk all by myself outside of town and going fishing this is great this is awesome if you didn't think i was a twitch streamer before well now there's proof there's no reason to go back to a life of violence i may have murdered one man but that's just because he had the same name as me so that's just that's kind of acceptable and you know what now it's time to fish everything's for i know some may call this junk i fought draugr to get these you hear me i fought them alright i slayed the original dragonborn to get this helmet general tullius himself uh you actually don't deserve any of this fish a man wearing full daedric armor to get this one piece of venison i slayed 39 dragons and saved this bucket in fact i'm gonna buy all the fishing rods in the land so that nobody else can fish i will have a monopoly on fishing in this game nobody will be able to beat me out here um ma'am it appears that you are stuck because i've made enough money she just spins out of there they exist the fishing clothes exist there is literally no need for any of this armor anymore i'm i'm a fisherman now you're the best i just sold in the clothes right off my back i'm freaking dripping in fish come to chat with an old woman no no i haven't i'm actually going fishing prepare for bonk i am the fisherman they will tell my legends i'm the fisherman you may have heard of me my legend will be legendary i'm gonna get drunk and fight this giant spider oh you big dumb spider yeah you better run look at this man running get back here give me your stuff i took his fishing rod right from out from oh man i'm good what are you gonna do you're gonna go fishing now you're gonna go fishing let's see you fish huh i am the only one there can be no others i am the only one there could be no one else besides me he must become one with the fish is this another fisherman [Music] oh it is i'm going to very quietly drop these so that this fisherman does not notice you left this back there figure you'd be wanting it here you go wait what she's giving me back my flagons there can be only one master fisherman all right what is fishing without a little bit of good competition okay this will continue to flow down the river to every single fishing spot past this location which there are five nobody's ever gonna catch fish ever again because they're gonna keep catching all the crap i already caught there's nothing it's nothing personal i just have to be number one like i'm a peaceful fisherman i have no problems with people but when other fishermen try to take my fishing locations away from me well i i do have a problem with that you know i i handle things in a very specific way and some some may not approve at the end of the day you have to think about it it's it's business it's just good business i'm the fisherman wolf the more fishermen that die the more likely it is for me to catch that i mean that's just kind of how it is at the end of the day all right next fishing location is at the very peak of this lake now i'm kind of nervous because if there is a fisherman there like he will have to die but that's just the game this is the name of the game right you could have just asked i had to disarm you though first that's right swim away coward unfortunately for you i'm better man fishing is so peaceful in this game there's like so many beautiful scenic locations it's perfect like i couldn't have asked for more of a fishing experience in skyrim like look at that she's got a salmon current take you may you be caught by an inferior fisherman and embarrass him in front of his friends like no one will stand in my way of fishing no time to talk snitch or double cross me and i'll kill you i mean wait wait i missed what happened why i got over-encumbered when i talked to him did you see someone run past just now he has my name i'm going to track down that thief murder him hold on let me finish him off for you don't mess with me i have the power of fish on my side so i'm about to become a legendary fisherman i'm going to have a legendary fishing rod here i want you to have this don't ask just take it okay juvenile mud crab i'd like to improve my fishing skills please of course this is like the best house ever oh dang it i'm stealing the fish by the water the yard stop right there the elk fish the rarest specimen over your valley uh yadda yadda fisherman was here the lucky fishing hat imagine being able to control the weather because you have a little hat all right fish come on get to biting i don't want your buckets i i want the the fish man oh i got a catfish i literally caught myself on the docks boys do i like kill everyone here are they oh pathetic they're sniping at me this is pathetic i may have an arrow in my head but that doesn't stop me from having a good time [Applause] stop healing [Music] oh wow i insta killed that guy with a fishing pod all right last person all of you superior every last one of you [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh i am gonna fish i'm gonna fish all of the fish out of this lake let's go come on give me the fish i need the fish i got the hat i'm wearing the hat these fish should be fighting whoa when worn rain storms occur while fishing at temperate lakes and streams retrieve the dragonstone i forgot to get the dragonstone come on come on driver death lord with fishing rods i did it i did it now dragon death lord return to the water little do these people know i was actually given a special task from a master fisherman to take down a dragon with the fishing rods and only then can i truly catch the biggest of salmon this is a cinematic moment for all of history hold on boys i'm coming in i've fought catfish that are scarier than you fisherman beats dragon my grandfather used to tell stories about the dragon ball i'm just a fisherman you guys i don't know what you're talking about but if it helps me fish often i'm all for it all right now we fish ah these dragonborn powers are useless all right so we gotta go to east march and then where do we gotta go for this the waterfalls in the reach okay okay okay did he just stay among us was that an among us reference oh this isn't good ah looks like i got a job to do man a lot of people are dying there we go now he can forever be in his workplace of peace it was me i killed the dragon all by myself it's kind of putting a bit of a dampening on my day here you guys nothing to see here move along just a fisherman at work everybody get out of here move on kill him i'm kidding you guys i'm not going to kill him lydia put your bow away cool can i just buy stuff i like to share my good fortune with those who deserve it oh finally a man of quantity wait a minute you don't have any fishing books this is all garbage dude you have the worst door ever like what wait a minute hey how's it going this looks great i'll take this over here for no particular reason oops stole it all right let's go lydia let's ditch this loser hey hey idiot look at this stupid plate let's mess up this store before we leave lydia he's trying to tell me he didn't have a fishing book and then and then he's gonna come out here and he's gonna be like oh yeah my fishing book is on the counter with a book you know what i mean deserve it make it quick i'm trying to but it's very diff there we go i'm always happy to see a customer but i won't deal in stolen goods that's trouble i don't need what are you doing that for nothing we're out of here quickly lydia go we got the book closer come closer oh come on a fish right there and i catch a lantern wait what there's another fishing spot right here are there more fishing spots than the ones that i've i've just seen on the maps there's two fishing spots in the same location this is amazing secret fishing locations in skyrim location number one other side of windhelm it says that there's an x on the one side but it turns out there's also another one on the other side skyrim fishing secret number two did you know that the fish can propose to you yeah i'm gonna meme the heck out of this oh dude i'm hunting now the hunter just spawned i'm not done hunting you dude that was mine i'm taking this idiot hold on i got them i got them for you no no i don't don't you ever say that to me again your cousin's count was the worst fisherman i've ever seen it's so satisfying hello there i'm the fisherman tell your friends all right hold on you got to drink a potion real quick here fisherman strikes again you know what this is a great story my character okay he wears a hat where wherever i go it rains constantly there could be this urban legend the fisherman you might see like a dead person who holes through their chest you know because you impale them and you'll find like a bunch of dead corpses with those all over the place and and everybody's like oh my goodness what did this is a fisherman i was the fisherman and whenever the fisherman gets close whenever he's nearby it'll start to rain i like it i like it that's a good legend you can have a fishing hat she's joined my fishing crew just two fisher people just ready to go just ready to take on the world lydia you don't deserve that weapon in fact you deserve some fishing rods oh still here the prophecy has begun we got it all right we're good to go we actually got it here hey i got your fish right here pal tidings i also found your lucky fishing hat you were like my brood to me think i'm ready for the next challenge nah i don't think so what oh man look at that that is beautiful that's what i like to call an alduin slayer i apologize as i am not wearing my fishing hat but i do assure you i am a fisherman okay i managed to find this for you thanks couldn't have done that without you bounty glass fish these are very important quests that i'm on right now very important quests hey ma'am do you have a fisherman's hat by any chance handsome thank you i know i'm a handsome boy but i'm not really looking for anything but a fishing hat you don't have one all right well you're useless oh brawler's steel gauntlets i'll take those perhaps someone here's the glass fish you request i'm grateful for your efforts he just borrowed himself straight into wood you're headed to whiterun nice it's all in this note bounty goldfish do you know i have a goldfish yeah yeah whatever you can have you're the best i am you're welcome why is there an arrow in my head where did this arrow come from hey using a bow what are you some sort of hunter perish by the rod what am i doing there's so much fishing to be done and here i am killing bandits what a waste of my time my order of y'all eggman some have taken to use in the water that runs through mark carth as a place to dispose of empty bottles worn boots and other unwanted things sadly we do not have the manpower the sheer epic chadness of a fisherman who will save our city from this pure another travesty if only there was a a cat strong enough brave enough to fight for our city and fish out this garbage we will be restored to our former glory or something like that yeah dude i don't want this garbage oh my goodness i'm so good at catching fish yes there we go now we're getting some good stuff here oh please somebody come fishing in our town and and get all that garbage like flagons and and lanterns you know all that garbage then here's me dwarven swords dwarven ore i cleaned up the water thank you anyone need a fish it's all in this note i hereby challenge anyone who would read this note to a fishing contest let us test our medal and place bets on who the greatest fish on the side of carthage i'm literally going to beat him at fishing and then i'm going to beat him with fishing rods that's how this is going to go i'm going to show him this is more than a competition this is about this is about honor and glory man hold on i've been looking for you dang it i really don't want to talk to you anymore looks like that's it got to go oh here it is i love my new goldfish thank you so much but i think he's lonely he needs a friend absolutely i will bring her unlimited goldfish i got your letter kid listen i got your letter i i rushed as fast as i could when i when i saw your letter about not having a secondary goldfish i was literally willing to let a woman lose her career because she is so hopped up on illegal alcoholic beverages that i ran over here you know how important this is to me i've been a fisherman my entire life understand that the intricacies of fishing must flow into our younger generations take this this is great wow thanks you're very welcome you are so welcome show me the pond i need to make sure your other goldfish is very alive good job kid good job you are the you are the future of skyrim it's time to absolutely beat the ever living tar out of this inferior mortal fisherman oh no ah as soon as my fishing contest starts a dragon okay is this the guy that i'm gonna be fishing against he just lost to a mud crab you're brutist i expected someone younger you're just a feeble old man thousand gold little coin always graces the wheel where shall we hold the contest here's where you need to go and if i win you know how you know how it is chat if i win he dies all right i'm just getting a little practicing just a little pre-game practice there we go see pogfish what time does he arrive at oh there he is whoa defeat the ambushers all right teach him a valuable lesson of why you don't mess with fishermen now you are the bait die brutus inferior old fisherman give me your fishing clothes you don't deserve those oh what there's like spiders now ouch why are there so many there's so many random encounters spiders bandits and mages oh my wait wait wait wait no no no worse time worst time go on hurry up do you like magic no i hate magic oh my goodness let me go look at me go he can't do anything we got one down this is for all the fish fishing rods are a whole new breed of weapon okay we just killed so many people and now we're just fishing we got his ring no contest oh look there's like a bunch of dead bodies around here i'm gonna take their gold serves them right for trying to fish in my territory hey hey snippy looking good i need something you're headed to dawn star yes it's all in this note this won't be easy but that's why i'm sending you and the last one was easy oh dang what is this you're telling me i can buy a reindeer i am on this is regular skyrim now this is how it is i bought a reindeer all right so apparently there's like a bajillion like mud grabs here so it's time for the old-fashioned fight good thing we have these fishing rods with us we would have never been able to best these guys oh my goodness there's more all right time to pull out the big guns come on oh it's the master oh my word look at them all he got him down things are already getting oh there's so many more what yeah this is it this is it there's no way this yeti's gonna are you the last one better be we discovered the origin of the frenzied mud crabs vaira you have no idea what i just experienced wait need something they were driven into a fury by a necromancer we sure showed them eh we did excuse me we there's something i want you to have a liqueur fishing rod fit for a master fisherman thank you a fearsome horker has been preying on fishermen wow they're really this isn't fishing at all this is just about murdering this it's him it's fang tusk the giant worker oh my goodness he's huge uh he's using magic i might just have to beat him up all right let's go oh he's tough he's very strong who will win holy that's a tough horker it ate a vampire you're headed to it's all in this note i long for a worthy instructor that can tutor me in the art of fishing well i'll probably get ambushed and killed again my very first student see skyrim's just gonna be filled with fishermen by the time i'm done with it hello is there something i can do for you yes i will teach you how to fish indeed okay i know just the spot we can fish off the docks near the warns if that's what you want my father okay she seems kind of moody with me right now but we'll see how this goes oh she's running look at her go hi i'm the master fisherman i've murdered 20 people catch fish all right this is gonna be easy this is great what was that what was what i never would have believed it if i hadn't seen it with my own eyes i could catch a fish something's happening you've done well thank you she's congratulating me for doing what i'm teaching her to do a perfect three out of three well now i guess i owe you my thanks why i couldn't be more pleased take this small token of my appreciation huh did they just take like random voice lines and and and just slap them on a character all right i'll be back with a fish my thanks to you wait can't fish in combat oh boy here we go i'm gonna sleep for like an hour so i can get my health back just in case more okay turns out there's an enemy nearby literally all i want to do is fish he wants my fish and i am not gonna let him have it don't you dare breathe on my reindeer or my lydia lydia why do you have to stand literally right underneath the dragon i had to literally punch this dragon to death because of you lydia this was such a detour from what really matters in life unbelievable now i can get back to what's actually important here this is actually way more intense than that dragon fight was chad isn't this insane you just gotta wonder like what what fish am i gonna catch next he's beautiful i'm trying to remember the other two that i have to catch that one of them was a cod hey he's distracted that was my chance there we go thank you reindeer oh you've messed up this time i am the fisherman hear your fish i'm ready for the next one of course maybe you can help me i'll explore the underground now ain't this a surprise okay then i will yep i would say that is my worst he's like wait he's coming at me with a fishing rod it's the fisherman i've heard legends i've heard legends of this guy it's an honor to die by you that's a good one lydia funk such a dramatic death whoa that looked magical there we go we got the glass fish oh there's the dire fish that's three for three all i need is one more fish and i've got them all there it is we got it yes well here are the fish you asked for thank you here this is for you great wait what another fish that just never ends fishing legend this has to be the last one well now i have to catch all the legendary fish i guess angelfish and liar tale are all i need you cannot fish well in combat how many dragons am i going to fight today what a waste of my time sorry this is how it has to be literally do not get a chance this is my fishing location all right now we can fish peacefully there's the angelfish all right one fish one final fish i better not get attacked by another dragon here come on show me the money is this it yes we got them all we're done we're making history don't look at me that way oh hey move i'm trying to fish here all right oh he's over here you have questions it wasn't easy but here are the fish you are like my brood to me here are token are there any more challenges you've already learned all i can teach you that is the greatest thing anybody has ever told me until next time until next time oh you're gonna you're gonna go get drunk okay the fang of heynek i've done it i've done it i am a master fisherman and i haven't even visited the greybeards once

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Id: r8700A76iks

Length: 28min 56sec (1736 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 25 2021