Baer Plays West of Loathing (Ep. 2) - Dirtwater

well howdy y'all welcome back to West a lowland my name is bear apparently there's a colorblind mode I need to try out you never know you never know what could happen so exactly the same just black and white so it's a gel getting it that's joke okay another thing I turn that off look it's map out see where we can go this is all completely blind from this point on by the way thank you very much for the early support on this series really stoked y'all are enjoying it as much as I am but let's go over to or hole mine and have some new adventures courtesy of our new Aires on the map let's find out what's in the outhouse obviously first of all this is where Bill said to look it wasn't kidding now this wasn't been a funny thing to kid about I can yeah Phil's got a weird sense of humor it's got a shovel provides the option to dig in certain places well that makes sense okay great find and another dirty mug we are just killing it out here aren't we there's some meat or in the in the cart yep totally into the mine we go and read the sign okay instructions for the cargo elevator mechanism is labored cargo elevator control that was a sentence a poster on the wall behind reads at level 1 blasting cap storage level do plunges level 3 tools I mean yeah blasting caps Oh shoes no yeah don't do that raises it down brings it down these cards have labeled blasting caps the period is part of the label that's why it's inside the quotes looks like you need a crowbar to pry one of these crates open [ __ ] alright then got tea and teachers well I just did a handstand on my lantern that is the best idol animation I've ever seen it didn't even take that long an unrefined meat nugget I guess I'll have to take that in a refine it later on a meat refinery there's no plunger hooked up to it okay I get what you're laying down here that's the that's the objective but we can go ahead and go down to level two I guess and see see how that fares what do we get oh the sign lied there's only one kind that nation plunger I know what to do look up the plunger to it fighting against your instincts for self-preservation you've hooked up the plunger and strung a distance of about you know three feet so we should be fine and then tools I should probably investigate that I imagine this might provide me with a crowbar or just a box but it's locked I don't have a key all right well yeah yeah why not you press the plunger and nothing happens you forgot to hook up a blasting cap son of a [ __ ] ah this is just a vicious cycle isn't it just like the horror horror was talking about whatever the hell his name is so we need a key to pick the lock to get the crowbar to get the blasting caps to hook up to the plunge of the bulk of TNT to get through the hallway I see so how do we do that we got to find that somewhere let's go somewhere else real quick and see if maybe we can't find it keep this thousand snakes girls maybe find one of the horses for a horse ga app [ __ ] okay don't lock into don't walk into cactuses the snake looks sleepy but not that sleepy we can't walk past okay we got that we got to take it on no problem let's do it I'm ready we have to jump on them two sticks of dynamite standard melee the pistol attack much stronger now nine damage varying okay yeah we're just gonna go ahead and fire away booyah [Music] now adorable hopping though I'll give you that much victory you explain a snake before long they'll call you snake murder and bear yay I need to aspire to new heights beyond snake murder and bear another snake well I guess it's not called one snake Gulch what's it called thousand snakes Gulch ah we're going to be here a wild [ __ ] we have two action points these jerks are quick oh [ __ ] and that's a is that that's a poison yep that makes sense okay let's see I might as well go ahead and catch this I wonder if like I'm pretty sure I can do that every single time but I suppose it doesn't matter too much when I can just shoot them flies and have about the same effect wondering if poison carries over beyond fights as well short work of that long so Meg yeah uh poison appears to have gone away all right no problem off we go the snake looks really angry you're going to need every trick in the book to beat this one well I'm pretty good at tricks so the thing I've got two action points now but it goes down to one I'm fairly certain as soon as my turn starts up yeah that's weird all right how many you got twenty hit points so I think usually using the lava PAVA makes a little bit of sense against this guy at least slightly better turnout I'm sure we'll find some new skills upgrade things at some point we're just sort of going through the early early stages at the moment but maybe I'm wrong about that maybe this is literally all the all all the skills we have for the entirety of the game could be we'll find out hopefully I won't die oh man oh man he's hurting a lot okay I'm pretty sure I'm not going to misspell there we go if the whole cowboy thing doesn't work out you could always get a job as a snake exterminator I've got nine experience points I can probably bubble something up right I've got oh yeah 38 on spent experience points that's what I got to worry about right now so I can get an upgrade to lava fava I could also upgrade my outfoxing and/or dickering along with any of these ax stats up here base level of one for all of them probably want to upgrade my mystic ality in order to do more damage with the lava father right but I'm really tempted to upgrade my outfox and while I can that seems pretty sweet we're going to take the mystic allottee van and then how about gumption your level of get up and get er done the higher it is the quicker you are you get more speed upgrade your Matt oh this upgrades our maximum ap and spleen capacity very important well I'd like to work on that having more speed would be nice and then level three of gumption gives us some pretty sweet upgrades there to plus 10% to meet games and an item finding bonus with glamour grit gives us more HP stomach capacity and pain tolerance mr. calamy as I imagine as damage we do with spells and elemental attacks and then muscle and Moxie's the the gun to from gun shoots a swinging son of a [ __ ] here bear tapping horse has gone snake crazy hey there boy I'm a friend okay mmm it's cool all right be cool don't freak out on me where look him in the eyes or Pat his nose oh god the conundrum Pat his nose you carefully and gently Pat the horse's nose he twitches a bit okay a lot what seems to recognize that you were aren't going to eat his eyes or suck out his soul or whatever madness is bouncing around and that skull of his yeah look him in the eyes you calmly look a horse in the eyes one of them is fixed in a glassy thousand-yard stare and the other is revolving madly in its socket like he's thinking of trying to escape in every direction saimultaneously he looks of calming down a little bit now that it's clear you aren't actually made of spiders though a little treat for you buddy the crazy horse eats some of the homing oats and it gallops away with a whinny or whether out where you're tiring out but please heading home and not into the 12th dimension cool well done our journey through thousand snake three snake gorge is complete I wonder if hold on I wonder if I can just like use the shovel I was hoping that like you know wide open spaces like this hey let's dig and Oh hit em or LK yeah we can just do that make sense clearly we're done in here then alright let's go over the boring Springs boneyard I guess let's do it oh boy dominus there's a mug rabbit our founder Zephaniah boring it was actually a really interesting guy Benjamin Crockett showed up way too early Beauregard skeleton captain third cavalry dig out the grave got the jump on him Captain skeleton have we upgraded the lava fava feeling eight damage now I think he was feeling nine to certain targets I imagine those were ones with lowered offensive statistics ow okay he hurts oh goodness I'm not gonna be able to use this anymore either I could use a dynamite on him but that would have killed him right away but I've done it before so it's probably not do it now my god oh okay yeah you're hurting me a lot I think I'm gonna win still but it's close oh it's close my god I almost want to like I feel like I have a risk of missing that shot you put a stop to Captain skeletons unnatural animation hold capital receiver in a gold tooth [ __ ] yeah I'm putting that in my right hand aren't I yes five to six damage Wow well that's exactly what he was doing well that answers that a question for me from whence dust his power to arrived skeleton you're not getting passed without a scalpel scalpel it is got my brand-new melee attack to try out on your buddy which is uh actually wait hold on there we go that's how we win this fight very excited to have this saber now though nice skeleton collapses into a pile of loose bone easy oh it's a ghost horse a gorse your pulse quickens as you get near the spooky translucent horse hello there I'm a friend okay there's a little strange how'd you do that without opening your mouth and around the nose the patter nose which is very cold you're gonna keep riding there you want an extra saddle blanket to keep your butt from freezing patter again still cold still cold BRR bear bear why keep doing this still cold there how long is gonna be till you give up on this one bear so cold so cold still cold so cold still cold still cold so cold all right hold out a handful of votes for the horse we should just sort of stares right through you BRR please don't look at me like that Pat around the nose again still cold try the yolks again what's the matter they not spooky enough not sure how to make out spooky I guess I could put some bone meal on them but I don't have anything handy to grind them up with grave dirt that a yes okay you sprinkle the yolks with just a little bit of grave dirt and hold them out again the horse gaze is expressionless Liat them then eats them with that she glides away in the direction of town Bazaar but we made it work Timothy Cochrane devoted husband Elizabeth Cochrane beloved daughter Silas Cochrane a baby very descriptive all right I think that's it we got a horse over here no lockpick not really sure what I was expecting but alright let's go back to the town of pouring Springs maybe we be able to find another tool here to utilize but the horse area probably has them to do with us right now you got your hoe ghost horse in your crazy horse bag looks like my pail hose made it back safe thanks for your help thanks for fighting my crazy horse he was even loco weed again wasn't he afternoon look at that do for you I just I want to Ghost Tours can I have the ghost horse that's Bonilla horses get mighty attached to the riders once you buy one you won't be able to change your mind later I know I've given him like three voices now I apologize I want the spooky pan one sell it for a thousand meet all taker wait a minute what sort of thing you know spooky stuff I love I love it I'll take her nice give her a name gorse are you sure you want to name your horse Dwarfs I appreciate the clarification but yes of course the horse it does have a nice ring to it I think so free with every horse purchase is a complimentary map to the south east west that's convenient oh it doesn't actually do anything wait is that this is an item follow my map to dirt water once you'll be boring Springs won't be able to come back any unfinished business will hold on a second then give me just a moment here if there's unfinished business to finish oh hey somebody's got to shovel the [ __ ] somebody's got to do it and that somebody is me of course that's why I found a shovel so I could pick up the poop around town and get a single experience point for my trouble obviously I do it 21 right now to spend smarter than a box of rocks oh this is just increasing a discount on stores then hellbender is spell damage alright so I have this a little goofed up all this does affect spell damage as well though this I see that's the clarification point this affects the amount of damage I do with spells this affects my spell damage see see see there it is you get it hey there buddy found these mugs give me some meat please appreciate it just want to say howdy to you off I go I think we're done in here not sure there's anything else left besides maybe that's sleeping dude but he's he's a sort of chillin I want to turn in his mug 425 meat wanna be cheesy sure you got anything else for me leaving the leaner oddly nothing braids nothing yeah all done all done okay more [ __ ] to shovel can't forget about that I think I had something with Alice I said well I did go see V I went and saw The Walking Dead so maybe I could talk to her about that yes the dead man walking there was a skeleton in the cemetery it's nice to get some outside confirmation that I'm not losing my damn mind I was that even possible it is impossible goes up against everything I know about medicine that patients don't get back up patients so ouch every doctor loses one now and again you never get used to it but well it happens but what doesn't happen is then coming back after world and looking for a revenge it must be pretty rough Ralph's buddy I don't think you comprehend the situation it's not just patients its neighbours friends husbands um indeed she turns away from you and focuses her attention back on the bottle hmm interesting I have nothing to learn the balance is bad huh I did have a plunger I guess I didn't bring that with me make like a tree and leaf nothing doing here alright alright what's the with all the TNT so when I feel like I'm about to go I can blow myself into bits so this small day won't be left enough to come back it seems a drastic drastic hell no way am i taking the risk of becoming one of those things that's reasonable I guess so what about what's causing the resurrections I heard a rumor a rumor what is it when you get incomplete information coming on sacrifice anyway what I heard is a big the fell out West is causing this a necromancer they call them supposedly sending out magic into the world somehow magic like the beam singers use like me I'm a beam slinger I never heard of any beam slinger raising the dead of you that'd be one hell of a can of beans well that's some information though at least all right new stuff from Alice how you doing bill you're all fully occupied then huh dig up the loose dirt and another recovered mug wonderful well I've clearly found the reason why there's all that [ __ ] out in front of this place there you go pal another 25 meat for me totally worth my time feeling loaded now baby all right we're good oh I do have this unrefined meat nugget which I can apparently just sell all right then well what do we do now I need to find myself a key that's probably like it's probably just all a self-contained thing isn't it over here an aura hole mine I imagine like if I maybe dig something up or I can find a key somewhere right got to be some way to open this up and there's something I missed with in here can't dig any of those things blasting cap on it press the plunger can do it without the cap so let's just go ahead and bring up the blasting cap storage again I know I don't have a crowbar but I don't know where I get a crowbar need a crowbar too probably one of those crates open and then must be that's within the tools I don't have a lockpick a toolbox there and I just where is it where's the pick for the lock you know where's the pick for the lock here I don't I don't I don't know I don't know maybe I go back to like a fricker gang or something with it but what have I not tried where have I not gone what if I'm not seeing one of what have I not attempted to do this requires foraging that's not going to help me out I do have a shovel now so maybe be able to like dig something within here or something like that rub-a-dub-dub lantern lantern and nothing doing over here okay stirs I'm starting to feel a little confused let's see I have like any sort of hint where I need to go go back to the town and maybe try why me I do have a horse now and he showed me all the way no hold on that's right I got the the now I need to go to the other area okay so I need to go the other area let's go to south east west map to follow my master water let's do it all righty you properly horse stand ready to start your new life in the West all you need now is a partner somebody to share the trail with somebody you can rely on for emotional combat support take crazy Pete all we have to take crazy Pete it's going alone is not recommended this is this is all like a big build-up to say well I mean you don't have anybody else that fits that description so maybe just take crazy Pete you pop that to the saloon and collect crazy Pete you consult the south east west map pop the hostler gave you and only list two things the town of dirt water and the manifest destiny railroad companies westernmost camp well all right off we go then hey the first day of the rest of your life your partner but I'm happy you're interested in meaning meaning in [ __ ] Madinah me happen to know a little man not too far from here okay it's a good one ain't never been plan to explore it and find out well what do you think we should do next random if you're in a hurry to push Westhead she and train will give us an air of mud faster and horseback you gotta give a real world camp Moton that may be yours right oh yeah that's probably probably wise Ct Nelson coaching company oh she's passed lady ladies you gone talking to her no talking to him either they just got places to be they got to determine walk about them room for rent here as well apparently cannot go upstairs and there's my ghost the gorse whinnies as you approach comb her mane she needs with whispery gratitude wonderful dirt water mercantile jewels laughs she got the jewel saloon sure sure another spittoon which is sort of a brass bucket that people spit into instead of spitting on the floor because not spitting it all is not an option in this society I guess I say this despite knowing that you're pretty intimately familiar with spittoons already you sick l-look the jewel saloon was pretty nice the saloons go actual glass in the windows more than two kinds of drinks a poker room instead of a cockfighting pit but this spittoon is still a spittoon the rancid tobacco spit inside it isn't fancy Ransome's tobacco spin all right fine you're now hunkered down next to a brass filth bucket which has probably never been cleaned or emptied because you're near the desert and the ambient humidity around here is pretty low low enough that the spit evaporates nearly as quickly as it accumulates oh that's good right now that's bad because it's only the water part of the spit that evaporates is Bragg bad at Brad's bucket it's half-full the rest of the spin the toxins and filth but don't evaporate several years worth distilled and concentrated and until it's the molasses people aren't allowed to flick cigarette butts into the spittoon anymore because they bounce out you're about to put your hand into a bucket of something the color and viscosity of maple syrup big step is cept instead of maple its flavored with the inside of the mouths of people who choose cigars instead of smoking them and I've never brushed their teeth war it feels like putting your hand into a bucket of loop lukewarm tapioca pudding insect except I can't even read it except instead of tapioca it's basically poison smells like someone ran over a skunk waited a week and then set it on fire it feels like your hand is dissolving you find something a tacky filth covered porcelain Cal figurine a useless disgusting thing that will make a great heirloom for your children assuming you're still able to have any and you hate them that was a little less useful I think than the previous one filthy porcelain cow oh that seems good more Meili attack damage and spell damage why wouldn't I want this this goes in my off hand so I can do that and that's like way better right it's a +3 melee attack damage and +3 spell damage compared to my can of infinite beams which is well I mean that is an upgrade to muscle in moxie which is probably pretty good but let's try that for now ok the music seems a little bit different in this place as well these guys must have fallen asleep during a brawl classic as my partner the gold jewel saloon I'll hold on the girl jewel soon as the same place very much change here oh sure I've been all over these territories even spent a long time up north in Canadia when I was younger they got a thing they do with gravy and potatoes is just fascinating what do you think we should do next I held you in a hurry to push where's dad she trained we'll get away then all any other ideas he says you should see the bartender about renting the room in dirt water it'd be nice to have a base of operations all those are just like actually valid suggestions Pete Thanks we're happy they're always nice to see a new fleecing town welcome to the jewel saloon glad to know you bear profound here just call me know it what can I do for ya I saw sign out front advertising a room bed Brad finest room in the house and plenty of room for your partner too you interested how much is a castle that's where you're in luck previous dinner was a bank of Philly paid a month in advance right before getting Jill killed by the bandits seemed like a decent source for the rooms yours if you want a gratis well I believe you thank you alright fair enough I need two doing there engrossed in conversation I thought they were just rubbing their bellies hey you look like beat a little bit the old man stares off into the distance listening to the piano it doesn't react you at all piano players Matty he didn't sound very good did he sounded like he was a little off for some reason flop is five meet I'll try some swap you get a plate of slop spirited discussion about guns and which of them is nicer we get the kitchen access there all I want to play the darts please and there's a stage here as well I'd like to welcome you all to the to the remainder of the video just kidding I only do it for two more minutes haha I wouldn't do that on a video I would do it by myself hey bear hey Lloyd can I get the darts please mm-hmm the sign of the dartboard says to see you four darts Oh so the guards all got broken loose ago oh well that's a bummer I'm a shot of bourbon man got an item dirt water bourbon okay have another one sounds good probably worth five me to have a third one right I'd say so I think he's going to be cutting me off who's the old man by the piano rather that's all Elsberry tragic failure you used it was a writer and a poet came out west to sell his stories but nobody was buying - weirdest stories fantastical lack too bad I love that stuff well don't matter much now anyhow he had to get normal work there and make ends meet the passion well is a prospector until one day Laos is mine in the mind you know what I mean he shot some some the maiden chops telling these weird tales made him stop talking they're completely come to that it just stands there by the piano nowadays seems to coming down as long as you don't make any trouble I don't mind them too much a little sorry for him to be honest yeah that is that's depressing well if you're handy with mechanical type stuff something's wrong with our player piano player he's a mechanic he's not supposed to sound like that I'll see I'll see what I can do about him poked around into myself but I thought the key this is taking a very strange turn yes he is he's not a he's not a person the piano player is broken you lift up the player piano please you lift up the player piano players coat to reveal the hatch on his back that leads to his innards it slots I need more needles where are the needles that I need to find hidden away somewhere let's check the kitchen hey there hey what are you doing in here employees only but those are your the nosy tab huh I mean I prefer adventure something that happens there's something you can do for me I'm not a so Peter and I need someone to go pick me up some more salt Peter isn't that just used make gunpowder and other things look who's the Shepherd or mirror you all right where can I find it your best bets a military camp because if you used to make gunpowder shut up the nearest one is for cowardice they keep it in little green jars all right we're getting gunpowder gunpowder ingredients the top this potbelly stove is a pot full of slop a pot stove top slop pot nice this is where chef prepares ingredients for cooking it's also where he parks his beer what do you have to say dishwasher ladies too busy washing dishes to pay attention to you fair enough slop helper okay we got an objective I'm flying with objectives we do it three dirt water bourbon as well increases our max health by five for the rest of the day that seems pretty sweet I'm glad I got three of them that's really handy I staged over there I got to get a needle to fix the player piano player let's go to the poker room now there's a lot of people playing poker nice rules of Poker followed by hundreds of weird rules in tiny print a royal royal reverse straight beats a full house a player holding an eight must immediately double their bed a deuce can be in the same hand as a tray four fours and four threes counties with straights a2 ranks higher than a pair of eights or diamonds or of diamonds two kings of hearts and a pair of nines as hearts Jam is a straight we are playing poker the dealer emerges from somewhere in the back and sits down next to you the lady - you're right introduces herself as Libby and the player to your left is Biff from Back to the Future annie is 20 meet the dealer gives us deck of shuffle and then deals a hand of cards glides across the table to use a pretty decent hand two 7s the pot of 60 meet and you estimate your chances of winning at around 30% check Biff raises call I lose 20 Mead it's the second round of betting the pot is 120 meet and you estimate your chances of winning at around 40% cleverly strategize you do some quick mental math and realize your odds of winning or better than you thought they were the last round of betting time to do or die 120 meet your estimating your your chance of winning around 60% Moxley raise you raised by 20 and I lose 20 meet reveal my cards you free your brow and turn over your cards a flush Libby grins and reveals a California straight Biff shrugs as he reveals a straight apparently i won all right I gained 180 meet well you know what I'm going to walk away from this crazy game and say thanks for watching this episode of west of loathing I don't know what happened there I'm pretty sure that hand doesn't beat those other hands I don't know what a California straight is but all the same we've entered dirt water thank you very much for watching this episode leave a like if you're enjoying the series still really appreciate that and plenty more west of loathe and come in here at the bear taffy channel thank you very much for watching I'll see you next time

Channel: BaerTaffy

Views: 33,292

Rating: 4.9651837 out of 5

Keywords: baer, baertaffy, west of loathing, let's play west of loathing

Id: 4oN6F5dH7ck

Length: 30min 24sec (1824 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 16 2017