Baer Plays Spelunky 2 (Ep. 12)

all right what i believe to be our first ever runs with rafi let's do it okay it's true i do feel i i actually feel like a genuine pain of guilt about the fact that i spend so much time petting that dog and art and i'm not spending that time petting my real dog i've got a real chubs who would love all them scritchy scratches i'm sure and i'm just letting monty hog him all man he's barking i could hear him barking down there too i thought he might be getting upset at me oh stop stop petting that fake dog welcome to the bear pile be young hull park i believe thank you very much for the twitch prime welcome to the bear pile i think with the subscription that's a uh oh that's a mole i was gonna say it's a pretty routine 1-1 almost in that gain of health that's all right he can't just hump his toy he needs an audience that is true about him oops thanks buddy that's an okay start spike shoes a few ropes a cape it's pretty nice i go ahead and rope here gotta find our keys still yeah that shopkeeper play is starting to feel pretty consistent now i was having a few issues with it in the beginning but i think i've mostly ironed it out [Music] yo i love the uh the back and forth raid sequence we've got going on lately man i'm a big fan toss the hot potato back to each other baby [Music] thank you very much for the raid hope you're all doing well hope you're all riding high off that lss fun time among us i saw a couple dubskis for the squad and fall guys huh that's pretty dope always feels good i'm still playing a little fall guys every now and then i'll flip it on for a few a few matches every couple days [Music] uh you know what speaking of that i gotta get back to making the fall guys videos for youtube there's no reason not to maybe i'll wait for season two though that might be a fun fun way to get back into it those were a good time yeah season two is pretty soon isn't it when season two fall guys i want to say it's in like a couple weeks or something pet store oh boy october 6 that's not too far away at all yeah oh we got an altar up there oh boy oh boy oh this is this is interesting okay hold on we probably want to use uh we got to get a bomb through to get to that thing oh my god what am i doing oh god what am i really doing okay yeah no we're giving up on all that that doesn't even matter anymore none of that matters we got to kill this boy get out of here i'm dead there's no chance wow okay i guess we're not getting any of that stuff oh well it was mostly the kapala that i was interested in that or in in that situation so not a big loss i guess you just always have to operate under the assumption that you're one hit away from death in this game anyway so it's not like it's any different still alive yeah i couldn't get the x a lot a little well i almost certainly want to try to avoid using all of our bombs here we got spike shoes so we should be able to get him to cooperate come here buddy we're getting here pretty routinely now babe oh come on now oh god but i haven't died to quill back in a while that was that was new that was good timing yeah i didn't i didn't want him to stop there obviously that was unfortunate that he just slowed his roll right in that moment oh come on now come on now why why is that the case why make it like that yeah you know i think some elise bear co-op is a very likely uh thing to happen down the road because elise seems to be pretty into this game and i like that clearly we want the altar to be utilized here we'll go ahead and do this that's fine that's fine give me my damsel [Music] whoa that's not what's oh spring boots again dude they threw me off again i gotta be thinking about that damn it okay well he's down there now i'm good okay gotta be ready for that man oh damsel uh if we go like that i think that'll do it there's our key oh geez that's an inconvenient key location we do have spring boots now which is really nice i'm just gonna go ahead and push this down maybe slightly faster see what we get here spike shoes climbing gloves ah okay that's a good time to take them let's see we got to get oh goodness that was scary you really got to use both of our bombs to get that damn thing come on now man oh that's it's worse than that we have to cook two bombs to even have a chance at and they have to be cooked perfectly oh i'm just screw that no no no no no no no that is awful not even worth trying because i'd have zero bombs after that that'd be terrible red [Music] thank you very much for the resubscription two months on the pile appreciate you welcome back whoop i hate when that happens too oh man this is a bad start let's just go ahead and reset it again all good i'm not gonna get the perfect start but we obviously want something a little bit better than struggling you know we just want to get a little bit of help welcome to the bear loveless moogle not on the bear pal yank get him some hugs show him the love chat whoops that was dumb all right a little bit of a waste oh hey not this time turkey time sorry sorry sorry everybody sorry that's my bad i'm gonna take full responsibility for that goof bearded goblin gifting another subscription to the pile thank you very much for the support gifting one to literally the devil i knew it was gonna be ropes that's why i did that because i had this sneaking suspicion not even a suspicion i had without a shadow of a doubt in my mind confirmation that that was what that was going to be [Music] all right that'll do is there a bear character unlock god i wish although i've already gotten plenty in this game why i shouldn't be so selfish why don't i have my own playable character on top of having an homage in the hidden room when i definitely like seeing an altar here with this dog okay ah he's got a web gun for me you know i gotta play it once at least just for the memes oh god where's the door though hmm over there yeah yup oh is it up there no it's got to be like i don't know if it is over here but we can push this block here anyway now it's not this way it's got to be top left a shirt in the mail today hell yeah yeah enjoy i really like all our merch designs now i think we got good stuff it must be up there then huh shoot man really nervous now oops let's see the only thing that makes sense would be over here right we do need to order our bare belly shirts that's definitely true babe what the hell what uh no wait what the is it bottom left it's gotta be bottom left i guess that sucks okay i guess we're doing that [Music] man that wow awful layout that's a bummer it had me believing for a second that it actually hadn't spawned the room that's how bad that was all right well having zero ropes is a lot easier to deal with than zero bombs so we can probably make this work but yet again we're not feeling too great about it it's kind of struggling again in fact we got spike shoes at least so that's enough to keep me going we'll get bombs off this guy if we play our cards right so let's hope i got that at least and step one complete double taco gifting a sub to god i don't know how i feel about that can't really make any money off somebody that doesn't exist am i right whoa whoa bear hold on a second do you even need to go there yeah i mean it's a pretty tame place to go honestly most of the people here kind of feel the same way not really that bold when you're preaching at the choir i mean if you feel differently it's fine do whatever you want i'm not gonna hate you for it i'm not even gonna dislike you for it there we go god has made a lot of money that's true god is rich if he exists that dude is loaded my grandpa gave me gave him all his money so he's got all that at least hmm yo raging cannot 35 months welcome back god is the very first multi-level marketing campaign oh my god that's oh my god he says without even a hint of irony yo okay he just throw that torch at his friend what the dude friendly fire i've never seen that he killed him dude he murdered him you did murder him that conversation went bad that was incredible he just it wasn't even like he didn't try to throw it at me he threw it at his friend i wasn't even nearby oh paste that's paste um i can get that oh boy oh boy okay we're good we're good we're gonna just run across actually would have been a lot easier um okay we need to get this body right here good almost there almost there uh where'd the gun go where'd the gun go did i have a gun i know i had a torch didn't i yeah hmm i think there's much else definitely not going to get that guy okay the heck was that oh it's that guy die all right 20 seconds left i'd love to go get one more body on the altar but i think we got to be done i think we got to be done yeah i got that good there's our blip okay is it is it like right here no it's hmm got him this way no it's further this way i'm further away from it going this way i think it's down here hmm i wish i had a lit torch damn it man oh man yeah i wish the torch didn't go out when you took it in from the darkness level it doesn't make a lot of sense why it does all right well at least i have a pretty good idea of where it's at we just got to get up into this area somehow ah the torch would make that a lot easier check this out hey it's parsley huh it's the black market well we know that we knew that obviously kind of want a bomb right here i'm gonna do it ah i don't have any ropes i forgot ah that's a precious resource too okay um well i guess we got to go through from the top which totally sucks the best way to do that is going to be going here all right come on show me the light i think if we do that that'll get it good stuff okay that'll work we're splunking dude we're splunking real hard there's our clover two bombs left but uh calm shopkeepers so if we get real lucky [Music] we might find a gun which would make things a lot easier bomb boxes are good too we buy a stack of ropes in a box and then probably something else hold on let me see i should have gone down to the bottom floor actually first that would have been smarter all right well we're gonna go ahead and go with the the approach that worked really well for me last time [Music] and uh do this now we go like this oh no that's not gonna work i didn't expect that all right not prepared for that one not prepared for that one that's okay we have a couple of expectations usually in that area and that's mobility and well no that's that's pretty much it actually i usually expect to just be able to move around a little bit more and some spring boots ideally a jet pack obviously but climbing gloves maybe if i'm suffering which has been the theme tonight so far mobility and gun yeah no that's the other one that's right mobility and having something to kill him with ooh okay okay okay don't mind if i do you know he might not drop down because he just keeps landing on that platform so i think we'll have to move around to make that happen here's our ujjat key or jet door i mean oh god damn you dude just blow that hover pack up would you that's an effective way to get yourself killed let's go find the key in the meantime i don't think it was up here anywhere but i'm willing to be wrong about that and it's not okay oh my goodness this is gonna be you know what we're gonna have to do that there we go oh my oh wow yeah that works and then that one gotta take care of this first plenty of time left on the clock here at least oh good that's convenient that helps oh i do still have to bomb here too don't i because i can't get through any other way god damn it i hate using so many resources so early especially our precious bombs but thankfully in this particular circumstance we have a jet pack so all we really need to do is eventually get a shopkeeper killed somehow we don't really need to worry about when that happens and then uh we'll be good to go i don't know where he is oh right yeah he's right there so we're good cool yeah this is a good start very good start is there a reason to go fast in this like how an isaac you get a boss rush there is something in this game that leads me to believe that maybe there's a speed door it's the uh when you go to madame tusks this is maybe a minor spoiler by the way so just cover your ears if you don't want to hear it you're going to madam tusks in the tide pool [Music] and murder her then you get her key which you can use to open up her back door little area but then every time i've gone there there's a little note that says sorry i beat you to it or something like that like which leads me to believe that uh if you get there fast enough that maybe there will be something there but that's just speculation on my part praising me i don't even remember what i said or why it could be misconstrued that's the life of a streamer dude out the mouth and out of the brain permanently well this is really not a very significant stage oh wait no hold on was there an altar did i just forget immediately there was okay well in that case it's a very significant stage it's an extremely significant stage i'm just gonna get rid of these i don't want them around anymore oh god buddy no no no no sorry yay all right this is good very good okay only got a minute left though so i do need to be worried about that not to mention i've got this shopkeeper here and i don't know what the hell to do about him hold on he might be dead he's dead oh how wonderful how delightful dude this is great okay love that give me that corpse gotta get him first and then we may very well be able to get a couple of cavemen as well i'm gonna worry about that i'll see if i can get both of these guys super greed but i think this will get us to where we need to be i think that might have even done it on its own i wasn't even willing to spend the time to look okay she's from the left this is plenty of time still that's not it okay this is fine this is fine this is what we want good that'll work we got one more corpse to sack but i gotta go we're probably right there on the kapala too i think it might have even been worth it to try to dance but a more experienced bear will have to deal with that now we just hope that what we have is enough and of course this is another situation where i definitely want to try to get him to roll for me instead of having to use any of my own bombs to get through this so let's get that done with the little bare bongo action okay oh you hate to see it okay oh man all right cut that a little too close there we go such a gentle squish okay we're back to basic resources with the jet pack and a shotgun that's quite nice and very close to a kapala as well uh where the hell is he what the wow okay i'll just go get my dog i think for the 20 months on the pile appreciate it welcome back oh they oh yeah they might have forgiven me oh you're right yeah there's no angry shopkeepers oh wow okay cool that's unusual we indeed did not murder anyone all right well that'll make things easier that can happen yeah see that there they are he's cool i'll just yeah i'll buy something thanks man all right all is forgiven [Music] good oh baby oh baby yeah we're cooking here we are cooking here oh that was a bad one um a little better there we go i don't know why i thought i could do that too it was a bad idea oh here we go oh fine oh again no i just stop it there just get this it's so much easier that way why even bother why even risk it here we go ghost star is thankfully in a safe place this time too here's our damsel as well do that all right let's see if i can actually bomb without murdering him this time i don't think i did oh good okay he's alive and healthy to be sacrificed yay oh boy okay cool let's keep getting blood blood for the blood god give me give me give me and we'll see what's in here why not oh nice i need those thanks for the vote of confidence charismatic insanity 29 months on the pile thank you so so much for that come on back in appreciate it okay we could sacrifice the hired help too oh man kali is really gonna like me after this i think we just go get this caveman sacked and then call it good though because we are at 2 35 already on the clock here yeah that's enough oh that's paste sure enough no shopkeepers at the door oh my god it's so nice it's such a blessing hooray it's so much easier and you're not mad and you have a jet pack wow you know just for fun i'm just gonna try it maybe we'll get lucky ah all right fine fine [Music] they're not mad because they forgave me which is a uh mechanic happens if you uh steal from the shopkeepers instead of just murdering them if you steal from them and then go three floors i believe it is without killing or hurting any of them they will forgive you and you'll be allowed to shop again which is pretty cool that was that was actually the case in the first game too or in spelunky hd parsley huh hello if they die and you don't hurt them does it still count i don't think so yeah no what i mean to say is it doesn't count against you if they die but you aren't they're the cause of their death so you could see uh for example in one of the previous stages in this run uh there was a dead shopkeeper that was the result of one of those punch traps i believe and because we didn't deal any damage to him it didn't you know it didn't count against us which is pretty cool oh man yeah see like a situation like this is so much easier without a shopkeeper it's so much better now i'm pretty sure we didn't hear the black market music at the back there right i love this new tech as well the fact that we can go in here and check this way let me go give it another listen though correct yeah we would have heard it if we were okay good good good good yeah i really like that tech the new tech if you uh go into the uh the second layer and you hear the black market song then the black market's there which sounds obvious then of course that means also if you don't hear it and the black market's not on that level parsnip second sister you know why i don't know why chats being all deletable tonight just keep your cool we got we got one rule in this place don't tell me what to do unless i ask you it's a very easy rule to follow i feel [Music] i love the blip oh it's right there there we go that was an easy black market too this has been a really nice run so that obviously means we're just waiting for the other shoe to drop but i'll take it while i can get it oops point blink okay and they're not mad at me how wonderful okay well let's go ahead and go through and see if there's anything i actually need to buy [Music] i'll probably get a bomb box if i see one like a good idea maybe even buy that bag let's see what else he's got down here specs i guess i could get but i've got like most of what i need already nothing else is really a huge priority at the moment so i can even like do this i'm gonna try this out i'm curious to see how effective this is i feel like this will be really good because they should climb down here i think he's just dancing with the corpse get out of here dude okay obviously got a bunch of dead ones already they should drop down here i think ah they're gonna cycle around there huh hmm oh something blew up they're about to kill each other too yeah this will work this is pretty effective oh my god all right we got one left one live shopkeeper that's so effective oh my god i can't believe i let that happen i like i should have been thinking about that too that's such a big mistake that i need to learn from i really need to learn from that like just know they can climb the stairs man it's so obvious and i just keep not thinking about that [Music] that feels stupid that was a really good run to throw away i just got to get back there why no no no i put it down [Music] definitely gonna do this [Music] no we're gonna do oh why did i ah i hate that so much little things bother me so much more when i have made a mistake that i know i shouldn't have [Music] all right that's good and let's see i don't think i need you yet [Music] there's a turkey what do you got we got an eggplant run here oh man [Music] i think i go ahead and kill him and sacrifice the dead shopkeeper to get the kapala that's the way to go in my mind let's do it it's all four of my ropes but i will have climbing gloves spring shoes and a stack of ropes after this so that'll be good let me just get rid of you for a second okay just think it through make sure okay i'm not standing on the spring shoes here so this won't affect it there we go what why what happened that time oh well [Music] what is this no no no no [Music] there we go that's how you do that there's another altar holy cow they just keep showing up not that i mind it one bit ah right there oh god i think if i go like this yeah this will do it really it's like three bombs and three ropes minimum for every dwelling run so far i just cannot help but use all my goddamn resources i'm still confused about why that last shopkeeper kill didn't even work like i'm actually gonna have to use a rope a bomb and another rope to get this key out at least a rope and a bomb like what the f man oh god god damn piece of poop son of a come on let me look give me the door where is it at there you are okay [Music] give me the key hit me at me at me i'm in the key and then we're gonna steal from the shop just because i'm mad it's cuz i'm mad as hell and i'm not gonna take it anymore i should have bought the first bomb bag i should have should have bought the first bomb back that would have been the right play i just don't want him to murder me explosion style [Music] off off i guess i could just buy it now it uh all right i wanted his corpse too yeah okay oh god [Music] i'm um gonna go just gonna go yep there we go all right do you have anything that can blow up nope bye okay please pick up the cape thank you he's dead he's dead he's dead all right you know what this runs good enough this round's good enough for me this will get the job done let's do it he doesn't have a gun i'm just gonna leave bye see you later bear bongo [Music] he's doing it we're back we're back baby he's not dead there we go okay i'll admit to being a little speedy here i've been going through these dwellings pretty quickly i think i mostly just am looking for some more black market practice i'm feeling i'm feeling sub-adequate or sub-par in that area particularly i think i need some some more practice there i do kind of want to go volcano a little more often simply because we've done like nothing but jungle for the last little while so i'm considering that but uh like i said i do want to get that practice where the hell did that other trap go are they both there they might just both be there okay that's fine hey dude you want to come with me for a sec thank you very much all right that's a big piece or a big piece of the puzzle that we always want to find i also wonder what's going on with the crown i'm very curious about that all right we're good i'll need to go through that shortcut path well actually i could use that to get to the uh black market or to see if the black market's here it is not okay oh wait wait wait wait it is no it's not that's a key door i would have heard it for sure oh but there's a crate pass there if i can get into this door there's a crate in there i definitely want to do that ah it's a locked door damn well we can go find that other key or the key that was down here i guess oh wait i have a skeleton key oh my god i actually get to use the skeleton key yo sin what's up dude good to have you blood skeleton key cool actual value oh there's a caveman shop up there too and a matic oh oh man we can almost use the matic to get to the caveman shop oh that would make me so happy i'm gonna try i'm gonna try cooking a bomb i'm gonna try it i did it oh it's a ghost gym no oh come on come on i finally did it perfectly god damn it dude oh i'm allowed to leave the gun and everything goodbye get this boomerang real quick check this back door for the marketplace oh boy no no no oh that's inconvenient that's really inconvenient i'm gonna get the caveman first i hate this placement dude i really hate this wait for it there we go there we go okay whoops no boots here either i gotta be a little worried about that i don't think i'm gonna be able to get up here without ah man the rope honestly might be worth it but i know that there's another door over here that i can probably get to without spending a rope so yeah we'll check this first black market's here okay and parsnip all right [Music] now we need to find the blips let's see it maybe this way nope maybe over here oh there it is i think it's down like near the very bottom crushed oh there we go that'll work hell yeah that's gonna be worth taking a point of damage to get the shotgun too there we go nice and it's right here hell yeah okay this is what i wanted i need more black market practice let's do it got a clover there he is all right now this is a little dangerous obviously i got one for one there we go careful i hit somebody there we go good very good three dead i think there's seven in here i want to say okay please just don't repeat the mistakes i don't want you alive i really don't want you alive oh whoops that was a goof i should have been careful about that i needed a jet pack if i could have found one there i think it might have just been a telepath though [Music] where the hell are they there's one i think they're all by yang okay i gotta be really careful they could drop on me here there's one oh there they are wait for it got him no i got that guy okay where's the other [Music] guy [Music] let's keep firing for a bit oh boy okay semi-auto baby holy got him eyes peeled on the prize i think we need these climbing gloves i think i'm gonna go climbing gloves cape [Music] actually we could probably yo we could probably go power pack i think we can go power pack let's go power pack or yeah yeah cause we got climbing gloves and boots for mobility we don't need the shotgun jump okay this will be good we did it we made it out of the market i think not speak too soon easy does it he's dead let's freaking go baby i don't think power pack does anything to the camera but i guess i could try oops good oh i needed to oh boy oh boy oh oh oh oh okay that's fine right we're he's gonna bounce back and then we should be able to get him from the okay we're good oh i thought he was gonna get aggro it's a pretty substantial upgrade man i like it we don't need to go that way we're trying to get out i will go see if i can find the third sister though that's just the key which i have a skeleton key so that doesn't really matter i think he's stuck over there just oh boy nope i was wrong might be thorns on that end fourth awol thanks very much for your resubscription any chance of the death roulette returning not really on me unfortunately it was all elysee the uh original dev of the death roulette that put that together oh god let's go ahead and get rid of that all right i've got plenty of time here i don't want to do anything stupid that's not gonna do it damn that will maybe make it easier for me to get out though yeah i'm out of here good stuff oh good stuff okay one more jungle stage got boots here lots of ropes too if i need to use them it's not even phased by it he just keeps on going okay we probably want to consider using a rope into a bomb here i think that's the best bet because he probably won't climb the rope just because of his position so we should go over to those spikes for me let's just make it a little easier though well that works too i guess i just want to get hit by the thorns 20 times so be it oh come on i had the bunk lined up damn it all right that'll do not a lot of bombs here we're a little worried about that which means we're letting olmec do the do the damage here got to make sure i don't get crushed by the first phase though these climbing gloves have done me dirty a couple times so i'm gonna keep focused on that obviously gonna go ahead and get to the other side first see if maybe the sisters have anything good for me we got some ropes okay let's see i think we go ahead and get olmec to the right side and check out the uh check out the other portion of the stage here just in case nothing really oh man like it's a little bit more unlikely that you see crates on olmec now all right so be it let's do this that ain't gonna do it i ain't gonna do it i ain't gonna do it that might do it that ain't gonna do it hang on how do we do this is that good i think that's good yeah oh the climbing gloves i know what to do i just have to execute perfectly beautiful okay got it nice all right get up and stretch everybody hydrate and enjoy the moment we made it to olmec stage two i'm gonna let him do the work for us no reason as far as i can tell so far not to allow olmec to destroy basically this entire stage if our objective is to get the ankh and go into the temple it's just it's a great way to save a ton of bombs there's absolutely no reason not to do it we do it every time is he launching big bombs because of the pack no i don't think the power pack affects olmec yeah those are just normal bombs all right about through the cycle here we're gonna go ahead and wait for him to get back over to the ladder make it easy for us to drop down that way of course the power pack unfortunately has the added uh crutch of not being able to drop or descend gradually anymore with the cape so take that trade off i guess yo landl glad to have you been streaming for about the same time yeah years now we've been on twitch glad to have you certainly wait for those snipe bombs there they go and then boom boom boom boom how do you get down safe climbing gloves and ropes that's pretty much it i think he's down there i think he dropped i just don't know where ah me oh that was lucky wow holy okay oh i did not mean to do that all right let's see is there anywhere we can put him the olmec save for real i don't think any of this is totally cleared out so this is probably our best bet let me go ahead and put them in the corner and then we'll just go ahead and bring him into that little section it'll be easy enough this oughta work oh god scared me he scared me dude that's not gonna work either oh no oh boy me [Music] [Music] so [Music] you oh come on i swear to god if i have to rear i if i have to read i look away for a second what happened one more time i died it's spelunky runs end in an instant you know what happened oh god oh there's the key he's just hiding it okay all right [Music] there's the other certified geniuses showing up too here bear let me point out the emotion you're feeling to you because i'm so goddamn astute like you wouldn't also be furious yep genius [Music] okay not a great key placement again oh that happened god damn it terrible shop too [Music] hmm i'm just in i'm done enduring the dwelling tonight this is just it's such an exercise of patience at this point i do not want to play this stage anymore i want to skip this level but obviously i'm not going to do the shortcut i just have to get through this i just have to endure [Music] come on [Music] [Music] i feel like i always need a bomb these days [Music] making it so tough on me man that's weird okay i just got to try this there's no way i can pass that shop up good yet again those bomb boxes just make no sense to me but i'll take it okay that's that's effective no i really want to get a i really want to get a black market run like i don't want to give up on it it's been so frustrating to me to do like so well and then have it just slip away from my fingers i can't give up on it now i need a good black market go i need i need to get to duwatt again tonight i need to feel that success badly let's do this please just drop the gun down there for the love of god drop the gun down there can i please i can't oh my god thank you oh well so much for that um oh that's okay hmm i do want my gun back gotta use the ropes unfortunately i'm gonna go ahead and bomb through here just to allow myself to bomb from the top of that guy so it's gonna be way easier obviously there he goes what oh [Music] okay good oh do i have to damn it you know what let's try this hold on i bet this will work nope ah screw it i don't need it i'd rather have the rope [Music] okay we're bringing a halfway decent run through to bare bongo here this is this will bring my spirits back up a little bit if we can get through this let's do it no spike shoes there's our ghost jar we're gonna drop to his left and get him aggro with a shot there we go i expected a big kaboom there there we go okay gotta expect the horned lizard on the exit to this door be ready for that there we go okay so this means i want to block the ladder and then let him go to the right there there we go good a leprechaun no okay i feel like i've been seeing less bear traps but of course the moment i say that is probably the moment that i get bear trapped so [Music] it's not even i shouldn't have said anything no i'm definitely going to get bearcraft oh this could be good hmm there's a power pack in there i probably want to try to get that i should be able to bomb out from underneath him without growing him unless this is already the fourth level now we're good yeah oh is he he's dead oh he got speared nice good okay i'll just take that and this and you know what i'm opening this it had to be oh my god if i wasn't wearing the power pack that wouldn't have happened why did it have to do that to me i'm already feeling pretty down game you really needed to do that uh all right it's all right we're gonna find a new jet pack in the black market okay let's just stick him makes it easier no gloves um i do kind of want to check i'm going to check over here just to see if there's a blip [Music] okay we're good we're good i was watching the shield i know i saw the rotation we were good all right this will help me oh i already have pace we're good no black market here but we do actually want to just get through there so we can get that uh crate i'll just bomb for it i guess watch out parsley big boom over here all right so no black market don't even need that oh god i thought i had boots there but it worked out uh die okay now we probably want to just bomb him so hopefully he doesn't oh well okay well they might have stuff in here i need let's try i need to get them to shoot each other but if they uh you know what my best play here is to do this there we go i'm dead oh god no really that's your move now jer binks thanks so much for the five bucks thank you thank you for the kind words dude no i i feel bad if when i when i let the game get me down but i also don't want to necessarily pretend to be an emotionless void so i let the salt flow every now and then but we'll get back back to good spirits moon challenge actually that's pretty handy to let me know whether or not we got a market here yeah you got to vent it every once in a while all right all right oh wait no it's not going to play the black market song because it's going to play the moon challenge song duh but we still might spot it although i wonder if it's even possible for the market and the moon challenge to show up in the same level that might be new tech wondering whether or not that's even a possibility yeah also don't answer that right yay i need ropes badly though real badly thankfully i do have most of the mobility gear i need now nope oh there we go ah all right we gotta use a bomb there nice all right good it's a pretty good moon challenge oh i thought i actually died there i my heart sank because i was like why did i do that why did i just run off into the spikes oh man i'm so glad i'm not dead oh i hate that you know what i'm just going to give you a big bomb buddy how about that oh wait we don't have a big bomb anymore i forgot we can't do that still i'm always all the way down there i wish they could get cursed too that'd be cool i should actually hold on if i well okay just gonna take your gun don't curse me bro there we go okay i have boots damn it i love how happy they look when they're dying on that thing i need boots for my face yeah obviously bye there we go all right it's gotta be on two four which leads me to believe that it maybe it is the case that you can't find both the moon challenge and the black market on the same stage could be a possibility oh there's the blip oops that's kind of a goof okay let's see it's gonna be down a little further around here somewhere oh you no my ropes i need my ropes where's this blip where's the blip it's up higher is it maybe over there no is it it is it's right there i think climbing gloves got me i'm getting so tilted man stop making me play the dwelling you know i don't belong here anymore yep [Music] all right that's pretty good that is pretty good damn it i got royal jelly anyway oh well sorry it hit everything but the shopkeeper when i shot those what the hell hey this is great wow okay [Music] good just gonna go ahead and put these guys on here thank you a rope rich run yeah it's fine fine with me compass is good ooh crate nice okay yay yay i'm happy again i have things just let me get past the black market no actually i've got higher aspirations than that much higher now you know what i'm not even gonna set a bar because i'm probably gonna want to get past that bar if i do oh boy hold on there we go [Music] there you go i actually got him holy that was great oh this is a blessed one okay just have to endure a few cursed ones to get the blessed ones sometimes i guess i should be able to get a live caveman out of this too yep nice maybe even a oh man maybe even this thing maybe oh whoops [Music] all right this is unlikely yeah let's just kill it no dice we can get the moles though probably at least a couple dead moles and that might do it that might be enough and we've got time let's go for it oh wait not that way though gotta go this way now oops oh my precious my precious seconds i process my precious moments are going to waste sack-a-mole that's good that's very good [Music] i thought i had it damn it all right we got anything else around could be you but no no good i'm out of here pretty damn close to a kapala though and you know what this is a really good run this is a really solid start royal jelly for god's sake bear bongo time okay just get me out of the damn dwelling again man that's all i'm asking take a nice little walk nice little walk you just intrinsically know the point system for kali i think i do but i'm often wrong so i know like i have like a general idea of how much i need for example i know that it's two um uh two damsels every time you sacrifice two damsels you will get to a kapala so that amount of points whatever that is which i'm sure i can look it up and probably understand it a lot more thoroughly but uh i haven't done that for whatever reason okay so we're just gonna bomb that pop this dude in the face there we go and then we go back upstairs actually i gotta go use the gun real quick for that use a rope shotgun jump right nope all right fine that's why we like having a bunch of ropes speaking of which right i don't think i'm gonna worry about the dog because we already have 11 hp it's not really going to matter scooby shag 10 months on the pile welcome back bear hugs if you got him love to see him thank you very much for the support let's do it we're out of the dwelling back to the jungle hell yeah hell yeah no boots this time and we got a reflected shot there immediately [Music] okay i don't know where they went i think i'm just gonna go in here and shoot oh okay uh are you gonna get aggro right here i don't think you are sweet it's convenient oh yeah all right oh god yeah it's worth a rope nearly got stabbed i can survive that now at least [Music] okay hey buddy monkey's gonna get munched spooky lunch no why did i do that i'm evil an evil man ah this is not good not looking great i'm gonna bomb through here for sure get to that crate give me give me give me ah still worth for sure all right that works eyes peeled for the blip speaking of which [Music] oh jesus okay we definitely bomb through here to get to this especially because this is where the black market is there we go all right man gotta prove ourselves i know i can do this i know i can do this let's go it's been a struggle in the market today [Music] let's see i think we go ahead and uh do this bomb play [Music] and then i think i'm gonna wait for them to go back over a little bit [Music] i might just shoot i don't think i saw anything over there that i needed to worry about hold on a second nope i'm good time to shoot my gun oh god please [Laughter] ah i don't want you here i don't want you here i want you gone you are a nuisance okay calm down this will be fine you see what happens good god freaked me the hell out man [Music] okay i knew it i knew it okay i was ready i was ready for that [Music] i think he's alive i think he's alive somehow [Music] he's alive good lord how did you survive that oh my god [Music] hey dude okay wait they could be showing up here i've been got caught off guard too many times now by that i gotta be ready okay we're good okay this is what i'm talking about that's a shop that's a black market right there don't come up let me get shot there we go i think we did it oh i think we freaking did it yes no kapalab that's okay we got the royal jelly early on this time you suck there we go still got a shopkeeper here there he is thanks works for me it was a little closer than i would have liked there oh man that feels good okay we got the market done early in the jungle here now we just need to survive let's do a moon challenge for fun why not i'm gonna get crushed in here because that's the kind of thing that i'm welcoming by saying this thank you you like having a clover regardless boom challenge [Music] with spectacles that's nice i didn't even notice till just now no climbing gloves here so we do have to be a little bit concerned about that make sure i'm able to get back up [Music] that doesn't break it really oh well fun only got 33 ropes yeah i know we'd be in such a such a mess if i had to go up at all right all right here we go good enough moon challenge this mattock is indestructible dude what the there we go [Music] thank you no need for that that sucks okay well we're going to go ahead and get them aggro because these areas over here ought to get them killed pretty easily do you have that guy up in that top right shop though that's kind of a problem oh good he dropped oh gloves oh hmm it's probably time to get him oh i bet i can stick him here hold on watch this oh i thought i had a damn i forgot i had the pictures made i thought i had the ark watch this precedes the death like nine times out of ten i shouldn't have said that i know oh okay sure i do think i should get these gloves so i'm gonna go ahead and bomb that you should fall down and just die yep clockwork baby there okay now i just gotta know i've got the gloves that's fine that's why we got the ropes okay that's actually better i think we just hmm how do i do this i guess i can just rope and shoot him can't i sweet there we go cool i'm doing it i'm doing it still no kapala even though i think i have one oh my god come on god damn it okay see if i can find a parm sister here it's parmesan to see you i might go this way never mind no no hold on we could probably do it using an uh using a bomb there is maybe worthwhile well you know hold on i've got a pretty easy pretty easy way of handling this so long as i don't aggro that mid-level guy yeah he'll probably drop down at some point or not he just keeps jumping the last possible second i think i have to just ah jeez this sucks there we go okay got him eventually nice now it's probably time to bomb and get out of here though i want to around with this oh he might get up here now though actually he's probably gonna get thorned to death if i just sit here i think he's just gonna die yep just be patient there we go let's leave i'm ready cool i'm ready let's go i kind of you know what let's just get him down we'll go check what the dude [Music] what the is happening this is like a special level of pain tonight i'm so god damn frustrated ah [Music] just let me out just let me out of this prison dwelling sucks for me now i don't want to be here anymore just want to go to the fun places and you're keeping me in jail forever [Music] really give me that this is looking like a good run too the cape is nice i actually use the damsel too why there we go [Music] he might jump to the other section that would be ideal but i have to get him over oh god holy hell yes that'll do and then i want to get him over here actually you know what oh god damn it okay here's the play [Music] [Music] [Music] hmm no why why why actually why it's different randomly i'm out of patience i'm completely out of patience [Music] the game has taken all every ounce of patience from me tonight it's been ridiculous [Music] so no christ dude [Music] um uh i'm not even gonna put this up on youtube man i'm just getting so mad [Music] uh [Music] yep [Music] no really really suck my game swallow my and balls that is not what happened [Music] three [Music] i'm good y'all please let me let me the the the rule applies even when you think you're helping me okay i i don't like seeing a bunch of people tell me to stop i'm gonna i know when i need to stop i'm gonna keep going because i i am determined to see this through this has been an irrationally frustrating night of spelunky too like unbelievably frustrating so i'm just i'm letting that frustration take place i'm not sugarcoating it i feel so mad but i i am not going to give up yet you keep going because i know i can do a good run i know i can it's like that's what makes me so upset is like i am i'm showing over and over again that i'm capable of doing this and then just just the tiniest things the smallest problems just kill you in this game and it's so infuriating but i want to win so badly i want to see other stuff i want to know what else there is and i'm willing to go through the torturous gauntlet that this game throws you through sometimes to find out what it is [Music] all right [Music] what's the win count we don't talk about that all right this'll work two bombs left i do have spike shoes at least so maybe i'll be able to uh maybe i'll be able to take out quill back in a good way i definitely want to get a kapala got lots of ropes so let's use them here here's our damsel set those off thankfully that did not hit yang that would have sucked really okay good oh i hurt my back too i gotta sit up straight there we go [Music] i've gotten a chance to stretch out on the olmec fight in a while it's showing and showing in my back oh [Music] okay a little bit more sacrifice and will help us out yeah i get a massage tomorrow i got to remind y'all actually i keep forgetting to mention we won't be live tomorrow morning because i'm getting an overdue massage poor aching bear body it's going to feel good but we'll be uh we'll be live probably tomorrow night anyway for more rage just more more unfiltered pure rage it'll be great come on one of these is gonna get them right it did wow cool nice all right good good stuff ugh how does one massage a bear very carefully but also obviously with a lot of power hey that's great okay okay all right mental reset got back to quill back let's not throw this one out [Music] let's go let's go just i'm overthinking a lot of these steps now just because i really don't want to screw up i know we're good i know we're good okay i was hoping that would get him to just go no okay now we should probably easy enough to pull back why do you do that why do you stop sometimes man why do you gotta be a pain in the butt i just want you to keep rolling it's easy to keep rolling if you just keep going there you go see you got it okay cool definitely do not need the damsel very happy to have uh gotten his bombs out of that too that was oh god that was really nice okay this is a convenient layout i missed the first burst oh my god i would have been so mad if he got me because of that oh boy okay you gonna get munched there's some paste worth hell yeah there we go whoa ready for that oh oh they might just get caught in the web here actually which is fine for me i could just bomb out or i can just shoot him from here that's dangerous no reason to do that altar oh hmm i'll be able to get this guy over here pretty easily in fact another dead shopkeeper he should find his way down as well that is a fine place for you to be hey dude you want to turn into some jelly you do oh great that's convenient for everybody all right i think we're done in here just making damn sure there's no surprises waiting for me i got like 45 seconds i might as well keep sacrificing holy hell now chat what what what are the odds that this 26 hp that we've got actually doesn't matter barrier if the hp will will be significant for the run bearnay if not no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you you dude you gotta be kidding me i can't believe they're programmed to try to kill you it's ridiculous it's ridiculous dude all right well it mattered it absolutely mattered who voted berries that whip sequence is brutal man i was almost prepared to lose that one obviously would have been salty again all right we don't need that shop that is totally unnecessary much more interested in looking for the black market here parsley and no black market song which means we are good to go okay pardon me there's our exit i might just leave if he gives us gives us an opportunity to there we go ah that's kind of dumb there we go wait for it oh jesus is he gonna see me good okay okay come down here there we go do not like that boy being up there don't like that one bit see no blips either okay there we go oh there we go flip time and another altar my god that's just overkill at this point oh no no no oh the hp saves the day again let's see it's gonna be a little lower right where's this thing i think it's over there on the left just in case there's a boy here that could get shot by this i think he's dead though there we go get this guy with a gun two minutes on the clock here this is so unnecessary but i just want to do one more yay all right great 20 hp that's way better all right let's get in there careful they could be here that's an access point don't know what's going on over here yet okay we're good all right we definitely want to try to get more bombs out of this that's really necessary let's go see what the other part of the shop is here no bombs okay we're just gonna fire down that corridor especially because the hired help is there screw him he's gonna kill me isn't he gonna find a damn way okay let's see oh i almost come with a breeze right holy two two of them with a freeze ray and bomb boxes ooh we need those obviously need those but i hate that he's down there [Music] what a stick let's go oh baby okay just in case careful careful careful careful careful careful careful good we're good we're good [Music] oh i was ready that time i was watching i had an eye peeled just in case they came down the hallway [Music] all right same story for the last guy just wait for the moment nice yes [Music] yes okay [Music] save my buddy uh [Music] first [Music] i just have one please like sincerely please i'm i'm actually begging you stop [Music] [Music] yeah the early shopkeepers are easy now it's all so like i just i want to skip this part now man it's so formulaic already no we don't shortcut you know you you know we don't shortcut because that's not that's not the point getting further with a shortcut does nothing for me [Music] oh boy wow there we go [Music] i'm not going volcanic because i want to get the black market practice and i've been getting the black market practice but i just keep i just like i uh have everything and then just random tiny slip ups i do babe thank you very much like soup ugh [Music] there we go that worked well okay well three minutes to clear quillback is pretty good i'm just speed running and ignoring everything pretty speedy dude favorite kind of soup i gotta tell you elise made some cheese potato soup last night that i was devouring and that's what i'm gonna eat tonight too it's real freaking good man i was really into that i'm gonna eat a lot more okay i only got one rope i'll probably get up here pretty easily though he said he wanted to skip the first level so you did yeah you're not wrong i'll babe we don't need to play that anymore we're gonna go ahead and go to the jungle now [Music] ah let's see oh power pack can actually use that there's a damsel here too all right i'm probably gonna get him to blow that up unfortunately but that's okay yeah there he goes i don't think he even got himself killed unfortunately i'm pretty sure he's oh no he's he's dead yo we can get a kapala here pretty easily sweet just don't whip him you know you you fully deserve this after last time this is absolutely where you belong goodbye yo holy apollo welcome to the salt mines ladies and gentlemen feast your eyes upon the saltiest gamer on twitch tv it's been nothing but l's tonight man big fat ones big fat stinky l's all day and i want to w so bad so goddamn bad they smell dude these l's they're they reek they're everywhere it's disgusting thank you for the raid dude appreciate it dunk okay okay he's gaming he's gaming ooh baby that's hot that's spicy that's a spicy start there we go there we go there we go uh definitely want to check in there trying to make sure i pay close attention to our uh item reserves here oh this will be fun oh damn it i have to i gotta use the block to get up there though so hang on i'm gonna do this like that there we go okay no black market on this stage that's good oh hey huh that was easy cool big meaty ears i like that oh go away little bit a little bit more a little bit a little bit more hey there we go got them okay okay hover pack ah jesus holy wrecked no way the whole god damn night dude all night long every single run has been that kind of [Music] welcome to hell [Music] eat my ass derrick you i bet you're here watching enjoying the suffering oh that was a shot for a second there one one shop out of nowhere speaking of shops hey hey that's pretty good right there we got the best gun in the game hi welcome nice to have you that's a good raid message no that's actually ddf i don't even know if rex can hear me but rex you have no idea how perfect that raid message is that is exactly how i feel tonight dead on [Music] kind of let me get it out of my system a little bit j martin good vibes from my break at work really helped me get through work that would do i'm glad to hear it that must have been earlier today i don't know what good vibes you're talking about i haven't been putting out a lot of good vibes lately tonight dude saying it's been a salt factory around here man i'm so mad all right well let's get out of here it's a cursed day for spelunky too apparently man all the seeds are bad derek patched the game and made it harder today god damn it i knew it oh well i'll tell you what i'm proud of myself for sticking through this salt i'm gonna see it through man i'm getting a good goddamn run out of tonight i am determined i've never been like regardless of how long it takes i've never been more determined in my life to get like a good result out of the out of the stream i refuse to allow this to just be a string of failures um i can whip that right hold on oh um [Music] hmm we just do this we just do this and kill them both that might not work very well actually hold up okay yang's dead oh they're both dead no they're not there he goes i'm glad i noticed oh my god dude i really hope he buffs yang's turkey thing this is never worth it for me man yeah no worries rex hang on uh thanks for hanging thanks for the raid take it easy dude sorry you couldn't find success tonight either we'll figure it out man bear bongo in chat by the way it's a bt tv mode everybody can use it everybody can use the bear bongo nice come on all right eight bombs definitely want to preserve them here i think six health is enough we're good i don't need the dog you gotta have the better twitch tv extension installed to see it welcome to the pile thank you very much for your four months appreciate you this is a bad layout this is not good because he can just jump up and snipe me super easy this is not good there we go that's what we're looking for good stuff you you'd understand if you guys were here before you would understand my my spite for the hired help right now i mean in general they just kind of deserve it anyway wait oh what really okay no black market but we will bomb for that oh that was i could have totally blown up some bombs like that that was kind of dumb they deserve to be punished for the sins of their ancestors yeah we believe that men should be punished for their own sins and not for adam's transgression right babe right babe you know what i'm talking about articles of faith mormonism cult brainwashing that'll hell yeah some weird [Laughter] right yeah oh boy yeah i kind of had a feeling that would happen um get eaten there we go here we go xmo bro let's go you got all 13 memorize still here let me see how many i can recite for you how many do i got there's 13 articles of faith in the mormon church i don't remember any i think that might be the only one i remember what's the first one babe you guys start give me a give me a head start because there's songs for him too that's how brainwashed we would be as we'd have these primary songs that we learned hey parsley huh i mean it's probably good that i don't remember him yeah it's probably for the best i think that information's out of your brain you know what we're better off for it let's just let's call that a w rule number one have sex now you clearly weren't a mormon rule number one is never have sex sex you're going straight to hell hmm you're bad for even thinking about it yeah you're bad for even saying it you might have just gotten yourself a one-way ticket without even knowing it little man is it actually it's up there again isn't it you son of a is it hold on it might be down here yeah it is okay that's certainly easier is it right there there we go okay right there let me just go straight for the market baby no reason to delay there's parsnip though i might want to get her oh good i dropped my gun what the heck is this is there two doors to the black market what the hell is this door i can't even go through that's weird huh all right [Music] lots of money we are gonna do this again and murder the hired help [Music] that was not what i should have done i've already done that though i think i might as well go ahead and keep firing they're gonna blow up the bombs unfortunately yeah i should have thought that through oh well what's done is done i was ready i was ready that time i you can't sneak up on me anymore i was set for it that's right [Music] i learned my lessons [Music] wild weasel thanks for the 15 months welcome on back in you can make a religion out of this yo i watched that again recently i miss bill wurtz in my life man when's he going to come back i think that you know what the problem has been bill wurtz went on vacation and the world went to i'm pretty sure he left at the start of 2020. as soon as he left we all we all fell apart we need bill back oh damn it all right well this is pretty good i'm glad this didn't blow up [Music] yo 420 blaze a chat that's the sex number nice oh boy come on now come on now you gotta cooperate you gotta cooperate with me here you know you're supposed to there we go he did it okay goodbye good boy you listened who's your good dead shopkeeper uh-huh die die okay okay this one did what the was that what the oh ah jesus palace holy still not over that man okay no you can't hit me right you bastard okay goodbye i'm getting the out of here we're bombing we are bombing out of here good i'm done i'm alive oh my god how dude i want to get to my stretch break so bad you have no idea i want it so badly please oh plea you got to give me bombs in that thing oh one of these has to be bombs come on i have pace right okay good i didn't want to waste one thank you thank you thank you thank you now i i don't want to be too greedy but you could give me another bag if you wanted let's go oh my god oh my god okay okay you can do this bear come on buddy you've done this a bunch of times that's good that's perfect nope that's not it okay reset reset you didn't do it right that's okay one more go that's not it either that was really dangerous holy okay so we're gonna we want to be over here in that little area but ah jesus christ dude not it there perfect we got it oh ladies and gentlemen he's earned himself a stretch break baby yes yes oh we're back it was so hard but i believe the whole damn time we've got the run on our hands it's all on me now i've got everything i've got everything a boy could want besides maybe like 50 bombs that'd be pretty dope too this is not bad at all yeah another 20 hp sure but and a kapala i guess too there's a couple things i could want but still it's very good oh man yeah right don't need to follow and everything's just gonna crush me to bits in one hit anyway okay do you think this will ever feel as easy as spelunky one yeah i think at some point it will i think it's mostly just unfamiliarity that's gotten gotten me killed the grand majority of the time it's gonna be a long time until that happens but i think eventually i'll probably get to that level of proficiency and yeah that's a that's an interesting way to put it too exactly as easy as splunky one quote-unquote okay be careful be careful there he goes that didn't get anything you know i'll have perfected this just in time for spelunky three god i don't even want to like i really shouldn't i shouldn't be thinking to myself man i wonder what spelunky three will be like because we still haven't even hardly like fully experienced splunky 2 yet i feel like we've gotten like 30 of the available content which is dope as hell okay should be slightly harder i guess there we go okay should be able to find a hole right there oh god come on god damn it all right hold on bomb that one tile wait here wait here for it there you go oh my god i did it won yes yay i get the ankh don't don't arrow trap me or something come on i'm still i got my guard up still you're not gonna fool me i'm ready whoop that was close oh why did i do that okay give me that give me that warblewolf weevilwubens my favorite friend okay let us take our ankh into the temple here we go here we go i'm just gonna get a little money i'm gonna enjoy this for a second i'm still alive i have things i'm doing it okay let's go ah yeah the parachute makes a lot more sense now that i think that i've thought about it it's it's very clearly uh an item meant to allow you to descend safely if you don't have items to do so makes perfect sense okay dead sorceress i don't think the necromancers can show up on five one i think they might be a five to an on enemy which is interesting don't mind that [Music] that's just my experience with them so far anyway [Music] there's anubis oh boy that scares me i don't like him bouncing up like that yeah i really hate that jesus christ go away [Music] go away dude i might just you know i'm gonna do this he survives that oh my god he just it just pisses him off i want a way to make anubis mad there you go you found it the snipe there we go okay i'm gonna go grab that and just massacre these fools terrified to use it on croc man but i got no qualms at all with doing this and then we go like that i go ahead and try to kill the other guy too with that oh that's just getting the sorceress over and over there we go nice okay oh he's poisoned now comic thrashed [Music] thanks so much for your resubscription three months welcome back in i don't want to make you feel bad at all for this comic but i just want to say it just to just to make it known so that i'm not dealing with it a bunch uh my irl grandpa did just recently pass and i figured grandpa bear would probably be brought up a couple times i just i'd rather not think about that right now so if you could just please not mention that thank you it's all good now i know i i totally didn't expect anybody to you know know that obviously so just fyi for the next little while just let's let's not bring that up please thanks it's a bit sensitive okay oh let's just kill you i don't even want to deal with you man the scepter's been doing work for me i'm i'm honestly usually so afraid to use this thing but i've been a lot less afraid of it in this game and it's been helping it's been really effective oh there's a necromancer though that's no good i'm gonna have to kill him for sure all right we're gonna have to well i was always afraid of using it in the first game because i thought it would like like well there's been several instances where the orb has like just completely obliterated me for seemingly no reason like it just well it's the reason is that it's seeking an enemy that's like way off screen but it has been known to mess with me in that regard fairly often in fact it can also be problematic if you were to use it and hit an enemy like her for example when you didn't want to necessarily aggro her or make her mad that can be a problem i kind of want to do the star challenge oh we got like our pyramid door here too um let's see i want to get her i want to kill the sorceress first just to address that issue real quick oh there's a smashy block there too uh you know what i think i'm just going to go ahead and use this receptor again [Music] okay there we go um i guess we could just try to get out we don't have to do the star challenge yeah it's probably better if i just try to leave [Music] let's do that a lot of gold oh a bomb box i could bomb into that oh damn yeah we're doing that we're totally doing that nice what a find that's great thanks game all right still need to find the oh there you go speak of the devil and he shall find him city of gold yes yes okay i just don't get cursed don't get cursed that's all we gots to do is get into there man we're so close to duad already you ain't getting me uh i see what's about to happen there no no no [Music] okay no you don't auto enter it as soon as you use the key you can you can go explore a little bit after you use the scepter on the door oh man yeah this room dude so tempting for score runs huh [Music] i do kind of want to go see if i can get a kapala in here we might find well leprechaun will be a good idea too i don't necessarily want to go in there though there we go thanks great okay i think there's a ghost on this stage i'm pretty sure there is pardon me [Music] oh yeah definitely we're gonna be wanting to look to get to the city of gold on the dailies boost that score up for sure all right now it seemed like nothing to sacrifice in here unfortunately i don't think i'm gonna even even be able to carry the gun with me if i were to get the shotgun from the shopkeeper i'm gonna bomb through here just to make it easier to get this way i wonder how much money i get from that that's a good amount of cash [Music] uh you know what i'm this close i don't want to give it up let me just make sure everything's good to go yeah i'm pretty sure i'm set i'm gonna have to burn through the parachute though that's fine okay let's do it oh my poor jet pack do what right all right y'all going emote only because we got to make sure i don't get nothing spoiled into what i've only been here one time i got munched okay so i'm pretty sure they just yeah that's all they do huh i can jump on them pretty easily takes four jumps four spike shoe jumps for those boys my god oh is that an altar no that's just random tiles okay so i believe i learned something the previous time i went to duet which is uh where that worm shows up so i'm going to be on the lookout for that i think it is something to do with the the skulls these things that i just whipped i'm pretty sure it's gonna be like we'll see yeah there it is that's all that's where he'll show up so he's gonna show up right here okay oh there's like different kinds of walls for it too it looks like okay yeah that's good that's good tech it's very good tech ropes are good uh i think we're safe and we'll go this way oh i love this place man this is so cool yo is that a door no that's not a door just gonna take a nice and slow quite possible there's a ghost in here but i want to be cautious still okay nice and easy magma oh boy you have a return mr bear welcome back thank you very much for your subscription all right he should show up right there too i think oh cool thanks no maybe not next one up there it is okay he'll be right there i'm gonna cut some magma up okay yo what the anubis two stick him oh my god haven't been defeated at the temple anubis returns to the underworld to beg forgiveness of his father osiris holy stick them stick them oh i can't use ropes that's right holy this is working i think i don't know if that's actually damaging him i think i have to hit his face yeah i think i gotta hit his face ah there we go i got him there we go getting mad i need that cape actually jake would be good i got him osiris the ruler of duad and the ultimate judge of souls who make their way to him let's freaking go man into the portal 4-4 completed and we're swimming through space baby oh wow [Music] okay we're in the ice caves whoa [Laughter] okay hell man now what is with this thing what do i do oh man i got it there's gotta be something else going on i beat osiris nothing doing on that though and it still doesn't do anything i know yeah no i think we better keep it in emote only for now nope there we go i get to watch this one time he looks so goofy [Music] oink oink all right i should probably try to make my way into wet fur just to get the four leaf clover i've only got one more bomb man that sucks oh hi all right yeah you were there before i forgot okay oh there's our clover and a very convenient place for it i think i might actually have to spike shoe this thing to death that's gonna be kind of risky i feel like it's got like an up attack let's find out it does definitely does not very dangerous though yeah pretty easy to handle yay these take a lot longer to break now that's interesting got him got him all right so you're gonna do that a bunch there we go nice going for a slide me what a bummer that is man oh geez well we got the successful run at least you know we got the successful run that feels pretty good i think i can go one more i got through to what i killed osiris that's pretty cool man all right you can go ahead and take us out of emote only now but no spoilers damn it no spoilers i swear to god the second any of you say anything close to a spoiler right now you're getting permabanned we ain't around in here anymore that's a good run yeah that was good stuff that was some redemption right there man that felt great that's what we needed for sure i'll just take i'll take one more good one you know i'm not i'm not gonna be i'm gonna be unrealistic now but i think we i think we got one more in us [Music] get out of here let's say get out of here you're still alive you still alive you fool you know not what you've done there i do want to sacrifice here that's that's probably the play there's our doggo oh i can just get him i thought i had to use a bomb there sweet can i get back up no damn almost no fake spoilers either y'all it's not even a good joke anymore it's been played out i don't know if it ever was a good joke we could do better than that we hold ourselves to higher standards oh i have gloves i'm an idiot specs let's go whoever said they don't hold themselves to that higher standard you just go ahead and permaban them too only the comedic elite around here where in the heck is this thing did that oh it was up in the top wasn't it yeah it's okay i remember i remember it's over there i got it i got it but bear i'm not funny be funnier how am i supposed to entertain chat if i can't steal jokes from people funnier than me in chat we're all suffering oh right yeah i actually did forget where it was holy okay there we go that's what i get that's what i get thank you for the uh full year and the polish man welcome on back in good to have you you know what we're here yeah no guns are for chumps all i need are my climbing gloves my favorite item you know what i'll take a turkey never mind oh oh bye oh god here we go come here dude this way do you think thank you that was destructive you know what i'm gonna try the mouth tech here actually hold on i gotta get him to roll again though that didn't hit me oh my all right god on come on roll and then boom mouth tech flawless you buddy crush there's no shot oh i didn't wait a minute they forgave me immediately really okay that's fine with me i guess let's do it mr robot to the bear pile twitch prime welcome to the pile appreciate you oh no no no no no no i think she died no she's not dead let me up i'm good hang on yep oh yeah i've got our torch right so many bees i don't know how they didn't break the ghost face that was pretty lucky that might have been a gg if that had happened so i can hit these guys and kill them with the torch which is convenient let's see what the hell ah god should have been ready for that man this is gonna be really nice with no angry shopkeepers oh yeah um oh god i wanted to check and there's nothing oh well i kind of need the damsel now jelly you coward i mean i probably should honestly it's the best play if i had a gun i'd do it i probably already hit her with a bomb though oh my god why the gloves the gloves man okay okay hey it's parsley huh i get to light my torch cool this no wait whoa what no no way oh dude i thought it was gonna let me get to the market i got so excited that would have been cool i can see the door though it's down to the left here just make sure i get this guy this is a all right well he got killed by his own boomerang that was funny okay just one little enemy at a time here okay whoops there we go okay oh jesus that was close wow all right it's like [Music] it's like over here somewhere down in this area there it is nice how much more brutal splunky to over the previous one it is maybe twice as brutal you know what yeah i mean it's it's great for the for the sake of the clever answer spelunky too twice as hard all right well pretty sure i want to do what we did last time or at least something similar to it i'm gonna check around and see if there's maybe a bomb box i can buy i would like that let me take those grab the paste too okay [Music] let's see hey it's paste yeah well we can get that obviously [Music] all right i think my best play similar to what we did before we just go ahead and do this and let them all fall through here [Music] oh right yeah then we have to aggro them let me just chill behind this tree when they all fall down here and shoot each other it's honestly pretty fantastic [Laughter] it's a very very effective strategy they're all dead [Music] you did it you too buddy sorry i just can't stand the variable you present six bombs nine ropes i'm gonna hit it with a nice right there yeah they're all freaking dead man [Music] no survivors indeed all right one more minute on the clock [Music] love to get a rufus out of this rufus he says what game are you playing [Music] for rufus i got boots we're good and of course there's no there's not even a shopkeeper at the door duh because they weren't even mad at me before this crushing it dude okay moon challenge sure hey lady let's do it oh yeah we got specs sweet death by crush now too smart too smart for that or i'm just setting up the clip one of the two either way i win [Music] this way probably very good all right this is a great moon challenge now we just cut through the rest very happy with that thank you very much okay goodbye goodbye it works i kinda knew he was gonna do that too so clearly it would be very beneficial for us to get a kapala it's kind of well you know it's not that bad actually i can just use a rope there bombing might even want to bomb to this damsel i am so upset let's play again [Music] oh well yeah i knew i shouldn't have done that the moment i did it bear trap in the present man come on on the first shop that's so mean [Music] that's fine oh it's not fine i actually should hang on hang on for it for it there we go oh i didn't expect that damn okay that's fair that was good practice for ghost dancing anyway oh yeah they still split even if you get one from the ghost jar absolutely absolutely they do [Music] i'll fall down right there we go oh great [Laughter] [Music] oops oh god thanks bud thousand iq bat he really knew what to do there huh now we just get the bomb back and then come back yeah that's better [Music] run away run away here we go mm-hmm oh right there all right maybe i'll get him to forgive me again here i did only steal from them after all maybe they'll find kindness in their hearts uh this is as far as i've gotten barbara this is the best i've done game's hard dude ah oh god hold on it's like we gotta damn you no why'd you have to get aggroed piece of poop i have a i've gotten we got any single w but it was um he blew him up man noone's gonna do it ah damn you it was not a uh it was not the the true ending which i still don't know what the true ending is but we i feel like i'm getting closer whoops can't deserve that obviously just trying to time the jump this has mostly just been practice anyway ghost practice shopkeeper practice black market practice death practice getting real good at dying probably one of the better players at dying actually and that's what chat says i don't know bear i got you beat i think it's a feeling to make me feel better right no no just everyone agrees with me oh damn it [Music] all right we gotta go back up and get 500 gold [Music] that's the only way to go here surely the game will give me a gold bar somewhere there we go surely the game will see fit to give me one single golden bar okay there's that get the hell out of here good stuff there we go all right we're on a run we're on a run i'd appreciate if you didn't find the true ending until the 29th i mean that'd be pretty convenient for me too so maybe i will [Music] i do make that look easy but keep in mind how many times i've also died trying to do it the secret to success in spelunky's being willing to kill yourself a bunch of times in order to perfect doing something like the uh quick olmec strat for example many many olmec squishes preceded the ability to do that well that's pretty much life in it yeah that's that's a this is a basic life lesson right there the ability to do anything well just is predicated upon your ability to suffer through doing it terribly for a long long time oh sorry dog let's try that out he's probably just gonna get punched to death actually yeah it'll probably work sweet i think we're done this is going fairly well how long did it take you to find the true ending of spelunky one i can't actually remember it was so long ago it was like seven years ago it took me a long long time to even beat olmec for the first time in spelunky one i remember how good that felt to get that first w i got it on my first run bear oh that's right yeah i forgot now that you've reminded me that is what happened there we go i always love it when he gives me the extra bombs it's all it's so kind of him buddy hair is old not even that old still pretty young i'm only 16. don't shoot my dog don't shoot my dog thanks buddy i'm not 16. did you no one believed that everyone knew that was a freaking lie old man i feel 16 pretty often oh there we go actually 12 i'm i'm 30. i got to tell you i am not a fan of how fast the year 30 has passed me by because i'm almost 31 now and i'm like god damn that's not good that was a pretty quick one there i'm 35 and it just keeps going faster dude that's what justin told me and i'm terrified justin checked in with me as a 35 year old friend and he said buddy it ain't going to get any better you know part of it my might also have to do with the fact that it's the year 2020 and this year in particular has just been an anomaly of time yeah i think i've got the mixed bag honestly of folks that are older and younger than me around here i know there's many many people that watch that are older than me maybe several in fact that are quite a bit older than me let me get the age chat real quick let's check in here and get our hard hard data futures now well i know man we really are running the gamut here though look at all this this is a nice spread that's about what i expected yeah the the grand majority falling between like 19 and 35 i'd probably say like 80 to 90 percent of you that doesn't surprise me too much disproportionate number of 69 year olds yeah that's pretty interesting that's a strange phenomenon hey parsley lots of 23s and 25s yeah yeah raise your hand if you uh just finished college college grads where you at about two in it six weeks left let's go your last year there you go no one goes to college anymore is that the lame thing to do now did i just out myself as a lame-o college we go to gamer school now bear we train our thumbs in the gauntlets no time for learning anymore only playing uh i think this is fine there we go i don't think there's any other stuff in here i don't know where that sentence was going i meant to say i don't think the black market's on this stage and i'm pretty sure i'm right so let's get out of here oh wait no we can just check the and now we know all right it's okay bear those of us who did college probably try to forget half of it i don't know man i had a pretty good college experience although i recognize that it's fairly unique i spent most of my time in the college radio station that was my home away from home for years i was i was pretty fortunate that was the grand majority of what i spent my time on there there it is you got a good time in two yeah well ryan you also had your like actual college years during college i had mine four years after college might have kind of ongoing i never really had like my yeah like that 17 to 21 for me i was that was still we were still clawing out of the clutches of mormonism at that point [Music] when did we have our first drink babe what age i want to say 24 but that sounds like it's too old [Music] i might be right though 23. yeah [Music] we waited a little while yep okay let's see i don't necessarily want to blow up that power pack that could actually be pretty good here so let's see if maybe i can get them out of there [Music] that'd be ideal so they're not aggroed yet not aggroed yet coming to help [Music] i mean i mean you obviously did it the right way everybody's got to get those formative years out of the way right but ideally you do it when you got the opportunity you do your thing buddy you know you might even be able to help us i'm willing to believe that you can be [Music] an aide to us in this moment i do really just want to get them to go though okay there goes one he actually is helping [Laughter] go on down get him yeah dude oh that's a big explosion though i must have lost some bombs i can't believe he's just walking up into his feet oh my god i mean it works for me too obviously um he was doing a lot of damage there man okay i'm still very concerned there's another dead shopkeeper though [Music] okay got it oh yeah [Music] other boy's still alive over here [Music] two more come on this way god damn it oh i dropped my gun how i shot god damn it okay this is obviously working yay where'd the other guy go there he is i have 3 42 on the clock here i'm a little worried about that there we go all right let's get cleared let's get the hell out of here that damsel oh they didn't blow them up oh my god oh my god we'll take those too yeah absolutely yes full send baby let's go that's a oh he got bear trapped sweet oh this is looking good okay oh really glad to have the power pack there actually oh my god what the bye hey there we go you're fine buddy we'll come back in a minute okay hit the web there this is looking like i just bomb and create a chasm to shoot through that seems smartest yeah we'll do that oh right it's big bombs it makes it even easier there we go we did it cool oh my god we're back to olmec that feels awesome all right we're gonna go straight for the speed strats right for it oh that didn't work that time that's odd okay that works here we go all right now take every step of this without most caution there's absolutely no need to just drop onto him what we do here instead is go like that drop a rope down there we go all right now we take our stretch break oh we just reap the sweet rewards i'm actually gonna go pee hang on [Music] i'll be right back give me just a minute while olmec destroys the stage foreign content i'm making content all right almost there we wait for one more cycle just did not get bomb sniped there we go and we shoot him shoot the out of olmec and don't get sniped there either die die die die die think i got him pretty sure i got him oh boy oh there he is nice hooray oh not again corner all right come on just use our extra ropes here and oh wait i have pictures made i didn't get it god damn it there we go okay cool come here buddy holy cow i think we did it again think we did it again oh man yes ah feels so good every time still got that honk yes sir back to the temple soon pog for consistency yeah man feels good feels good give me a parachute no no no no no no all right i'm not gonna worry about the hired help this time i i didn't even come up here yet he did fast strats right away and useless uh maybe one more crate there it is oh oh i have gloves right there we go oh damn a bit blessed with the items this time whoops hmm oh well okay so we gotta be real careful where i drop actually i might just use the parachute yeah it that's why they give it to us right there we go it is a pair of pants isn't it he has some bloomers there good old granny panties [Music] works thanks for the seven months welcome on back in appreciate you uh i'd like to destroy that i woke him up you need to move you need to move from that spot i got him sweet [Music] okay we wanna oh god oh oh jesus oh scepter time that did not get the shopkeeper did it oh no it might have careful though oh there's three sorceresses over there i got one um i was actually going to ask you that ryan due date is monday sweet big pog dude i also had another relevant question the shave it wasn't your idea was it you you weren't the one that sat down and talked to kate and you were like honey i think we ought to be concerned about my chest hair you were gonna shave it really [Laughter] [Music] blind machismo to the idea yeah i can handle a wax why not i love that [Music] oh yeah i know elise has given me enough demonstrations of that for me to know damn well i don't want anything to do with it i am running out of time here man good lord why did that have to happen oh me all right i deserve it i deserve it [Music] [Laughter] man that's right before the city of gold ah that sucks i wasted so much time trying to kill that shopkeeper man i haven't even killed this guy there we go oh boy all right off we go bye ah there wouldn't be where i'd put my scepter if i had one do-do-do i love when she kills her own things that's so great okay so there used to be such an easier way to do this where we like drop a bomb from this ledge but that's not really gonna work anymore uh man i do this i actually kind of want to get that thing to trigger and then you can go down here i guess it's pretty good star challenge you know what i bet with climbing gloves i could do this let's give it a shot give it a go look at this a poor leaf clover anyway too here we go and yeah oh yeah i bet with the pitcher's mitt this is made a lot easier too oh me for two damage oh my god there we go i think i'm out of time i missed it no which one did i miss oh if i just thrown one into the middle here and then it would have bounced off and going down ah that was close man oh well there's a couple bombs here how to do it really really okay that's fair man didn't expect that he got me good he did oh well i'm gonna take a peek at the stars for the end of the night i would love some soup babe thank you all right y'all [Music] how fast can you do the tutorial i'll have you know you're in the presence of a uh tutorial achievement unlocker blitz through that man under 30 seconds no sweat [Music] all right that was a lot of fun i'm very happy to have persevered past the initial frustrations of today's runs could have easily let that uh swallow me up but we fought past it ended up with a pretty damn good attempt i'm happy with that [Music] thanks for being here y'all really appreciate the support it was a great stream bear hugs to you yeah that osiris fight was really cool looking forward to getting back there again you can catch the vod for all this over on youtube.com bear taffy if you've missed any part of our spelunky playthrough i said i wasn't gonna put this one up but i think i will anyway just to just to show that hey sometimes even if the game gets you down you can still fight past it and get back up

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Keywords: spelunky 2, baer plays spelunky 2

Id: 6ng76zfsJTA

Length: 201min 26sec (12086 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 26 2020