Baer Plays Spelunky 2 (Ep. 25)

all right alto how are you faring the dwelling today first saw or uh first one of the day music man it's lying but i'll take it mystic envoy [Music] piling them on again thank you thank you very very much i hope you're all having a splendid freaking day i really am i'm having a good day today has gone well did pretty good on our runs so far spelunky twos out on the pc can't be much happier than that i swear the game looks so much different now for some reason what is it the tiles just look so much more it's pronounced strange i can't put my finger on exactly what's changed there were a couple of updates there were a couple of updates that rolled out so maybe they changed something sorry turkey see look that caveman looks a lot brighter doesn't it it's the sparkle in your eyes bear it must be well looks good anyway i mean it doesn't look bad certainly i think i'm gonna go ahead and turn the brightness back down actually i don't think that was what it was let me get this back down to normal yeah that seems a little better that's probably why the caveman was so bright because i had the damn brightness up that makes a lot of sense okay over we go still definitely looks different though maybe just high-res textures due to needing them on the pc i guess so yeah that's a possibility isn't it i think it's just taking me a little bit of getting used to because the more i look at it the more i'm like this looks better i like it let's go stealth rider thank you man yeah i know that's probably gonna be the uh the focus for me now too if you haven't uh or if you aren't here for this morning's runs uh i think our new priority is attempting to complete the sun challenge and i was actually thinking about this a little bit more today too and i began to wonder i wonder if there's some kind of benefit to completing all three of the challenges in a single run because when we go on this route to the sunken city we're able to uh we're able to do that we're able to go uh to the moon challenge in the jungle we're able to go to the uh star challenge in the temple and then we can obviously do the the sun challenge in the second city the sunken city oh my god i just noticed that [Music] but uh [Music] i am very curious now what what may happen if we uh end up doing that i feel like that could totally be a thing and that lady is so damn mysterious you know oh good lord that was scary okay cool okay i feel like we may be onto something there so i'm going to try that out i'm going to see if i can't get all three challenges done in one run that seems like a good a good thing to focus on right now and i mean obviously we'd like to be able to complete just the sun challenge by itself that's kind of challenge in and of itself but that is i think uh one of the bigger goals for me now too i guess we're going up there your mission should you choose to accept it stay hydrated will do we'll do that right now in fact a little early in but why not [Music] i've indeed beaten the sunken city yes i've slain doom that is the furthest i've gotten that's the best i've done now i think it's uh good for me to attempt this not only to uh try to figure out what's going on with these challenges but also to just build some consistency you know we had we've had where we've been building consistency all the way up through to that point but uh being able to build consistency in that area too should help me out quite a bit i really like the way things look now i swear this is just it's a little different but things look really nice come on over that works okay heard about the first one because of you now six years later i'm watching you play the second one i love it thank you it's pretty awesome i'm pretty happy that was fortunate jesus okay he found a gold bar here we go diabolic hello welcome back i'm beginning to believe that this might actually just be the shortcut door this might just be uh how you access 1-4 through the shortcut from the camp so may not be a big old secret there after all i guess which is fine and everything has to be a huge secret he was gonna start a shop with that gold bar i've destroyed a growing enterprise oh well had to be done hey buddy don't mind if i do thank you okay god i really like how it looks [Laughter] now that i've gotten past the initial shock i'm i'm realizing man it does it really looks a lot better now it's really nice like it looked fine before i don't know what changed i probably don't need to sacrifice that higher health that might be a bit much only two ropes is kind of a problem here let's do that and then oh god you know i might just see how that does and then like that and then just go and shoot him i am using the same monitors too yeah this is the same exact screen i was playing the ps4 on it just looks so much more detailed and vibrant and smoother what am i on a second is it the refresh rate maybe yeah no i think that might be it yeah that very well could be the case okay cool [Music] that's good they say you see everything through rose tinted glasses when you're in love all right yeah i know the uh new characters are in here we already got this guy though we got him a while ago all right here we go hey parsley got our black market here too and some second layer connection again and even this lighting back here looks way better it's crazy okay i'll take it stop being surprised i guess no market to speak of yet but we know it's here we got good supplies for it lots of health go down over yonder here i guess that was convenient i did not see that bear trap that could have been bad all right don't hit that got a blip oh [ __ ] he's right there though like okay i already got parsley unlocked so i don't need to worry about that in particular you gotta be kidding [Laughter] i can't [ __ ] believe that oh my god okay that's why you get more health [Music] jesus dude [Music] that's silly [Music] i thought this game was easy but bear just made it look easy i've been saying a couple times yeah if you think you can do better boot it up you will learn quickly i don't know if you were working on this i can't remember if this is one that you mentioned before but uh a lot of people have been asking for a bear stretch well that was definitely not what i meant to do whoops i totally [ __ ] that up whoopsie i did not focus on that at all [Music] oh boy oh boy i'm in trouble anyway a bear stretchy mode something like uh just a bear stretching out all of its limbs starfish i style like that'd be pretty good all right well totally [ __ ] this up there's more bombs though but i needed more than that oh my god here buddy sit right there for a second [Music] there we go okay could be more bombs downstairs who knows [Music] okay i'm so dumb i'm so stupid oh god damn it man oh wow just not not well handled here not very well handled at all [Music] there he goes okay so much for those [Music] could have definitely had a lot more bombs out of that no jet pack for me i'm okay thanks i need a little bit more blood actually a little more okay this will work i guess [Music] welcome kwk to terra welcome to the pile thank you very much for your subscription twitch prime appreciate it emotes thank you for the support oh my god he's gonna snipe the [ __ ] out of me dude there we go so close oh man that was uh i'm a little disappointed in myself unfortunately for mishandling that but uh such is life sometimes i suppose we've obviously still got some good resources and we're we're two out of three sisters toward a uh bomb box so i could certainly help things out careful the ghost jar that was really close jesus christ no more bombs down okay so we definitely need to do the moon challenge i just remembered yeah we want to focus on this so here we go there's a bomb box up there holy [ __ ] that's awesome [Music] all right so all we got to do to complete the moon challenge obviously is just use the maddox so this is far and away the easiest part of this i need a super slow and dumbed down tutorial on how you successfully rob shopkeeper so frequently i'll do my best next time try to remind me next time we have an opportunity i'll see if i can tutorialize it it'll be difficult because it's such a fast thing it's impossible to do it slowly so you have to probably like just watch a clip of it or something slow down it inherently requires being done quickly hey there's a few bombs okay feel like there's got to be something going on with the bow there could be yeah it's possible a little bit of tea tours in all right hopefully that does not piss her off but i definitely gotta go get that thing [Music] there's a hidden bomb box over there wow how many do i want to use to get it though [ __ ] i don't have any i don't have an easy access point i guess we just bombed through here that's probably yeah it's not gonna be too tough at all let's just do that i wanna piss her off though so just wanna make sure we don't put it anywhere that's too close to her zone that's fine okay so we're gonna go like that i think we're cool to use like three or four here that's a good idea and then this ought to do it [Music] of course we gotta be careful about that good and she didn't get mad perfect that went really well okay now just pray one of these bullets with him i guess that works good enough now let's see i just keep going this way good good good good good okay oh [ __ ] more useless jetpacker than new york jets poor rob oh man we just got done recording a new football podcast too it's like you knew he was fresh off a pretty hysterical jets rant for poor hopefully soul has a good season i think the browns has something going on for sure i think they got a squad they just got to start actually winning that's a games annoying i'll probably have to dunk him bear taffy runs on duncan that's an inconvenient thorn though oh damn i did not think that would get him okay cool good stuff broncos lost half their best players dude it's been a pretty gnarly season for injuries too unfortunately which kind of makes sense given the lack of pre-season and off-season in general still sucks though oh all right time to go time to go spend five minutes in there holy [ __ ] no wonder [Music] yay all right bomb box coming up huh sweet come on come on come on oh bees oh [ __ ] i could be persuaded goodbye i am a bear after all i gotta be getting that honey ah i wanted a triple kill oh there's a bunch jesus oh we got another open hive that's great way up there okay there you are there you are she's coming for me this way this way come on down there we go there we go awesome it can be hard to hit these guys they are moving our second layers lately have been nuts all the way up to parmesan over to the hive it's wild okay down this way safety platform here i should be able to shoot him but let's be careful wait for the spacing there we go i'm out i'm out he's done it open hive was my nickname in mind control class really went for it you know you didn't quite land still but a for effort applaud that all right we'll get a little bit extra up here parsley parmesan and parsnip parsnip's the middle girl i've gotten so much better at that now i used to struggle with that okay doesn't really matter uh 34 bombs it's probably fast rats territory if we're looking to go sunken city and do all the challenges here but i don't really like that spacing so we're going to try again maybe a little more careful with it that's a lot better much better one more good job alto all right first stretch of the night now this is my this is my second run of the night i think but it's not even my second run on the pc we played for four and a half hours earlier today on the pc that's why i'm going to be doing a shorter one tonight because i've already put a little bit of time earlier today those up nice and early man i was even i was considering for a little while getting up at the crack of freaking dawn for the 6am release but i thought better of it as i was asleep in my bed thinking no i like it'll be there in two hours man that was probably a good call okay let's do it if only there was a place i could watch all bear's content in a relaxed curated place along with his daily challenges it almost seems like you're giving me a toss [Music] it almost seems like you're setting up a really simple segue into talking about my youtube channel youtube.com beartappy where i've got all that stuff he said sure do we'll be doing more dailies in the future here too i know totally uh let up on those for a little bit but uh we'll get back to it eventually for sure probably pretty soon in fact i've been having to uh a focus a little bit more on this streaming and be just in general focus on a couple other things we'll get back to it sooner than later now i'm on the controller no keyboard and mouse for me let's go that's freaking go dude splurged him splurged him good [Music] pastelmec still definitely works yeah we were just doing it on the first phase only works on the first phase though he can't do it in the uh in the third phase because he uh he summons alien ufos to his left and right side if you're too close so you can't repeat it a renewal welcome epsilon thanks for the two months welcome on back in oh damn free bomb back thank you that's that's incentive to investigate the majority of this area huh i think with the resubscription thing for the two months and thank you for the bear hugs as well always love to see the bear hugs for the new one or three members of the pile thank you so much for all the subscriptions of course this pile's bigger than ever man it's really awesome thank you thank you hey wyvern [Music] have a good night and he's off his name's wyvern until the next time i see him and i think of a new name for him and a ninja welcome okay so don't forget in this one obviously we've got the idea in mind of getting to the uh sunken city again so we gotta fulfill all the requirements for that but on top of that yo mommy's dropped diamonds cool [Music] i knew that i think but i just had it reconfirmed i guess anyway we need to get the uh star challenge done as well before we get out of here so i can't forget that i think i'm gonna go ahead and just drop on these heads here nope there we go another smushy block that i do not want to deal with there's anubis hmm i guess if i just send that over there that's good you shouldn't get aggroed yet i do not have a pictures mid actually so i can do a couple of angle shots there we go let's see just do not allow for any surprises here here we go and then it's an easy kill easy couple kills here we go we'll get the cobra too why not should get the shopkeeper as well then i think we're out of here now i gotta be very careful about my scepter use from this point on because of course we really don't want to kill the star challenge lady [Music] anyone know what her name is the lady that runs the star challenge no turkey holy [ __ ] [Music] okay lady yeah does it say in the journal probably should have a look no oh my god that's stupid oh that's dumb i did already open the door but i can't sacrifice myself now oh man oh [ __ ] all right let's try it anyway whoops honestly i think you're right i think the scepter's a little bit oh my [ __ ] god i can't believe that second bounce hits you that's so silly [Laughter] good work buddy [Music] all right cool yeah we threw that one away with the smush anyway so that's fine that's cool no big deal a little bit of frame rate stutter there that was weird should use the bat there [Music] now i can't do the sun challenge in that run after the swamp because i wouldn't be able to get to the uh sunken city without going through what [Music] it's still possible but the odds of it would be would be like extremely small extremely small we just have to get a random pot and hope that it's the correct one oh that was not the right bomb it's [ __ ] mole man this [ __ ] mole man mormon this [ __ ] mormon die yeah hit me there's definitely a point to lava zone yeah we just haven't gone there a lot [Music] there's stuff to do though i'll maybe even go there tonight [Music] it's been set off you know what fine i'll just take him then how about that how do you feel about that huh oh you're angry about it well that's reasonable i guess you know you have every right to be makes a lot of [Music] sense let's do it [Music] i'm even feeling kind of tempted to go to volcano but i do really want to try to get the challenges done sorry dude feel like that's got to be a thing [Music] sure good enough good enough to get me to murder [Music] boeing no key yet let's see there it is there you are little bevel let me get over here i don't need the dog i'm out of here also with me yeah killing the shopkeepers are just such a value add to the run you'd be silly not to do it most of the time that was definitely the case in spelunky one if you're a high skill player and that's almost always the case in spelunky 2 as well although i will say they've absolutely made it a little bit riskier to do so they have successfully made it harder and riskier to steal from the shopkeepers [Music] but in general you're right there we go especially when you get some freaking royal jelly out of that that's real nice yeah the outposts definitely get pretty intimidating later on especially when they spawn right next to you in the entrance here we go hey dude shopkeepers are a little easier into that's absolutely true but they also have improved ai and can obviously climb stairs and ladders or not stairs ropes and ladders so it's a little more difficult to deal with too okay we've got our eye already it's probably time to just go i'm just gonna [Music] see where he's at over here no kapala this time obviously you know we could probably be okay just firing down this hallway a bit there we go there we go okay sweet let's do it nope nope nope all right definitely need to try to get the bombs from quillback this time them mangoes thanks for the two months appreciate you being here thank you got him hell yeah that's awesome okay that's basically just luck really just relying on the bullets not to blow up the bombs after the fact okay that shouldn't be too bad he might get aggro here no damn come here come on here we go that's better and just [ __ ] you just die that's right that's right come on oh [ __ ] right here good spider and then you go okay i've been liking forgiveness strats so far also a totally valid approach and very doable to uh try to steal from shopkeepers early on and then avoid murdering them and obtain their forgiveness in a few levels oh [ __ ] all right so here's an early outpost that web ought to make things fairly simple though he's just gonna murder his friends and then he's just gonna be the only one left cool bye [Music] whoa what the [ __ ] was that oh that was the coffin animation a weird splash effect thank you it's very good nice okay they need to shoot from further away that really hurts them no no no no no keep them exactly how it is what are you doing shush how dare you okay oh it's right here that's easy okay that's kind of annoying though i shouldn't have done that [ __ ] damn it i think i can just drop that hold on there we go there we go he's done it okay cool i want to see if parsley's on this floor i think she's no that's not her okay whatever big drop ready for the cook sir three oh my god yeah that's so much stuff i completely forgot yeah we got cooks for delicious three coming up too i think i was supposed to shopkins has been around i i was just gonna say i was pretty sure i'm supposed to do a sponsored stream with him but he's been watching me so i suppose he would have told me if we were supposed to do something i guess we'll find out come here oh boy that's bad oh that's scary that height is scary i don't like that oh boy all right time to go [Music] time to get to work wait for it that's too dangerous actually i should go get that gun [Music] [Laughter] oh no oh this is bad oh this is bad i'm in a pinch ah holy [ __ ] [Laughter] jack wagon thanks for the subscription wow dude all right he he ain't gonna be the one to do it no no no no no [Music] get the hell out of here he i think he dropped is he dead i might have got him wow that was awesome that was fun holy [ __ ] [Music] i feel like there's someone still bouncing around dude i think we're okay [Music] russian judge gives it a seven adequate [Music] hey ink how you doing god damn man okay cool oh hey no no no he's dead sick i thought for half a second as i was in midair that i may not have a cave but thank goodness i did there we go no spike shoes notably [Music] also no kapala there's our moon challenge though let's go ahead and get that done yeah i think i prefer the cape to the hover pack because it doesn't blow up that's a scary situation holy [ __ ] okay so i guess we'll just have to he's going to ladder all day oh my god what the [ __ ] this is terrifying [ __ ] god okay oh ah oh my hell okay just see this is what i'm talking about man like yeah it's obviously beneficial to steal from the shopkeepers but these are the kind of situations that can put you in it's [ __ ] terrifying okay yeah hover packs explode hover packs power packs and jet packs can all explode not like randomly it's just like you know if they get hit by a spark trap or a flaming arrow or something there's our arrow again nope [Music] all right that's it that's it [Music] come on you freaking thing there we go telepaths i believe explode as well yeah dead shopkeep let's go let's go i'll go for wooden chests because i don't really care about money money very rarely matters to my runs i have a skeleton key why not why not all right there is parmesan we can get there multiple ways looks like there's oh there's a i think that's a caveman shop it's fun i only have 16 bombs but i feel like this is worth it because we'll turn this bomb into a bomb bag this way [Music] oh this isn't the door [ __ ] i thought this was the door for some reason there it is i guess i didn't have to do that then oh well and he said money didn't matter how would you buy all that caveman stuff that's a great point i shouldn't speak so soon how else could i possibly support this noble man in his endeavors i will happily purchase a monty thank you sir that's a beautiful monte you know what i'll take this too i'll take the pot yet again a pot that costs 80 contains a thousand gold if only he knew easy rares dude yep all right buddy i do want you to come with me but let me see how we're doing out here okay that's not too bad it looks like maybe a bomb box down there oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay so this would be an easy kill on the right but we'll have to take care of the dude on the left in a different way oh i did not know he'd be aggro by that okay that makes things interesting so i really want to avoid him shooting down there obviously so i'm going to try to get some really good bombs placed that helps okay now now we just bomb here [Music] and then we let him get all the way over to the right we're gonna go one more cycle oh you [ __ ] you [ __ ] piece of poop let's go they survived i know i tried so far but we got them though we're good we're good i'm out of here actually yeah i got parmesan unlocked let's do it good stuff i don't know what actually blew up there might have been a bomb bag could have been a bomb bag in the gift box or something that probably would have blown up the bomb box too i don't know who knows we'll take it though yet again it's a quick uh quick strat situation here unless we happen to get a bunch of bombs up top it's not looking likely lots of ropes so we don't got any problems there let's just do quick strats again this seems like a good place to do it usually yeah it's working i mean i remember that actually if you bring olmec all the way over to the left and then have him move one full swing to the right it brings him to this spot and this spot is extremely easy for quick stretch you got all the space in the world on the right side there so i'm going to try to remember that stretch break i'm gonna do some exercise i'm gonna exercise a little bit that's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna make the most of this here we go two minutes of exercise oh yeah there we go one crunch per caveman stomp exactly my crunches involve cheetos very good very good all right that's nice is the gold character olenek's little brother well if he is means we got an insider in the group you can dish out all the secrets all the best strategies not that we need the help we're doing pretty good lately oh that ain't gonna do it there we go over that way buddy you know what that's probably a good enough spot we'll go ahead and bomb through there know how to do it cool come here and then we gotta go a little over like this and then like that there we go yay i did it yeah the consistency's been good lately for sure i've noticed that too and i'm pretty happy about it we're showing up at olmec a lot more often mr vicarion thanks for the 37 months welcome on back appreciate you and of course from here it's just taking care of the temple business get through to what no kapala unfortunately maybe we'll be able to change that in the city of gold it's really convenient actually to have that altar in the city of gold i'm realizing now just to be able to hopefully get to the kapala before you get in there it's really nice feels like we probably ought to go ahead and give waddler some stuff i mean what's your name your name is william i've never called you william before that's easy enough easy enough option [Music] bye william muffler's also a good one i'm gonna steal that although i've been trying to stick with the w's m is just an upside down w so it's good enough [Music] name is wendy that's a good one too walter i like walter kind of fits him actually he looks like a walter what is this [ __ ] oh that's where the vault goes that's kind of funny well this is a hell of a start again i don't know what would happen if i put a bomb in here i just blow up the tiles i guess [Music] doink well this is a huge [ __ ] problem isn't it how am i supposed to get out of here man this spawn sucks um [Music] oh boy let's kill you at least oh jesus i really want i want to aggro him so he just gets the hell out of here man he's not doing it though [Music] come on there we go okay now get up run run run oh you can't even go there [ __ ] now you ain't getting up here dude but maybe go over this way with your friend come over here come on stop being a [ __ ] stop being a [ __ ] you're being a [ __ ] i'm being a big old [ __ ] right now dude oh you're being the biggest [ __ ] biggest [ __ ] in the whole wide world all right well maybe if i do this he'll come down oh there we go okay oh there's anubis nice and a door second layer door interesting oh [ __ ] don't go that way [Music] i wish i had some freaking spike shoes right now man that'd be nice let's see let's get that got to go over there i should get her to stop spawning enemies it's probably a good idea [Music] there we go all right now we put the freaking scepter to work baby let's go take care of business for me over here uh yeah uh yeah oh yeah oh yeah just pass it on one after the other very good okay good stuff [Music] that was a bit of a risk [Music] jesus christ bit of a gamble oh he's got the [ __ ] necromancer action going on here too goodbye goodbye okay is that another necromancer no it's a dead one okay [Music] i don't want to kill you with this but i have to no i don't you just bomb it there we go nice okay uh i want to hang out on my scepter but i should also just use it so let's do it i'll put a rope there there's an altar oh [ __ ] that might help just get rid of this good sacrifice for maybe that's doable right yeah we got a situation here that smush block will activate there nice okay we got a lot of work to do though all right so i can put this in this corner and then it should be fine shouldn't get in my way anymore i have a couple minutes left and i'm gonna get into the star challenge too should be able to get the clover in there so that's good there we go don't mind that being dead oh we got a cursed cobra i wish i had the scepter for that [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] necromancer too ah i want to get the damn star challenge completed maybe i can bomb here and get into it i bet i could let's do that just to make it easy there we go hey lady oh right yeah i gotta pay you i always forget i guess that's kind of why money is important too i got to be able to pay the star challenge and sun challenge lady okay here we go oh [ __ ] and i missed that one but i took way too long on those obviously that was slow as [ __ ] get that thing come on now oh [ __ ] oh god i've ruined this horrible attempt horrible attempt [ __ ] oh man so slow damn it dude yeah that was really bad damn whoops [ __ ] that's tough i was almost dead i was actually a little closer than i thought but oh well yeah i'm hoping so lady we can still try the sun challenge obviously oh there's our dog that's easy enough oh that was terrible oh no please thank you oh scary scary dude there it is getting out of here let's do it i'm doing the star challenge because i'm wondering if there's something to doing all of the challenges in a single run i feel like there's got to be something going on with that i also still just want to see what doing the star challenge it does because i still of course have yet to actually accomplish that on its own so holy [ __ ] that could have been a bad idea that one too only 13 bombs left though so let's be a little more conservative [Music] a little more careful than that probably just time to go seems good okay let's do it yeah we got a royal jelly early on in that run so that carried us for a while there we've got a royal jelly in like 1-2 or something this is a pretty straightforward duat hey there jeff nice to see you well that's really inconvenient [ __ ] i don't think i can go that way is there a different way to go no okay huh how did his name become jeff literally one day somebody said hey bear named the snake and i said uh his name's jeff oh this is terrible suede style thanks for the two months in the pile welcome back in appreciate you oh this sucks this is real bad jeff i might have to put another bomb out there i'm gonna try oh boy i need to bomb the edge of this that's the only way this will work there we go and then i need to grab the wall you got to be kidding i had it that layout was abysmal dude what the hell [Music] that was on the wall too i i had the wall and it's it let me fall off despite the [ __ ] climbing gloves so much for the goddamn climbing gloves ah that's frustrating that's a sucky way to lose the run okay [Music] why not [ __ ] why not dude [Music] give me that [ __ ] no not you i've beaten the game yet where we going oh god dude hate this all right buddy are you [ __ ] serious now that's that's a place they can spawn they can show up like that it's [ __ ] ridiculous it looked like he crushed me didn't it yeah it looked like he [ __ ] squished me because he was still in his unhittable phase jesus christ [Music] almost do what they want i don't give a [ __ ] about your rules now that's a god shot right there this is this is the ideal shop start replace actually replace the pitcher's mitt with a cape and this this right here is ideal we can make this work for sure though [Music] let's see no no key or door as far as i could tell so let's go ahead and keep moving okay remember to try to oh yeah no [Laughter] i read that and like oh right yeah i was supposed to do that slowly oops my bad okay i'll try to remember next time though i'm i'm gonna keep forgetting probably i'll try to remember that down you go oh [ __ ] ah gun okay good that's how you kill the shopkeeper right yeah there you go that's the foolproof method come here buddy okay almost couple of time i like to get this guy too almost there almost there these are key only two bombs left we are gonna have to use one here obviously good now one bomb left yikes hit me probably got a kapala here though if we're able to bring one more thing up there it is pretty sure all we need is one all right let's get these guys killed get the hell out of here that shouldn't be too hard just lining it up for the comedic moment but all right you let me live how nice do you think the farm where kali keeps all the dogs is well i think we realized in the uh most recent attempts or not the most recent attempt but the attempt that we uh got through the end of the uh sunken city we know where all the dogs go now we know what happens to all the dogs that we sacrifice they go they go in that chest they go in the chest that uh you unlock after beating the sunken city i found a hell of a lot of them in there anyway all dogs go to heaven yeah apparently heaven is that chest up in sunken city [Music] i'm just reporting what i see man no not today chill sorry i i thought i corrected myself i didn't mean to say the most recent run we did beat sunken city last night though which was pretty dope heaven is having a winning run of spelunky very true those have been precious and there we few all right man this is not too bad not too bad looking pretty good again triple monkey action all right so we're gonna just fire away down here coffee fingers thanks for the 10 bucks picked up the game slowly because i've been enjoying watching play hell yeah thank you glad to hear it that's good that's good outdoors you have boots we have a skeleton key actually let's go check this out we'll have a peek at this and then i should be able to get this guy if he's cooperative but he's been bouncing on that one damn pile in there and that's annoying as hell oh okay sure bye did not mean to do that all right let's go use our skeleton key okay probably nothing back here might as well check no market time to go time to go moon challenge let's do it let's do it and an altar sweet oh that's probably parsley over there too yep totally hey really crate cool nice all right already a good moon challenge already winning is it bad in there [Music] here sapphire sapphire sapphire uh all right that's it we got the bombs though i mean that's basically all we're really ever hoping for in here so we got it right away and we took care of business there we go [Music] okay let's go get parsley over there if we can and then probably try to go for some invigoration here oh it's gonna be hard that's gonna be really hard i don't think i can do it i really want to though it honestly seems like it's really worth it to try to go for these girls every time what can we do i can ride down the vine over on that side i don't have paste i don't have paste i can't do it with paste i was considering it because we could go for that corner but without pace that's a really tough play still don't understand that challenge well to call it a challenge is a bit misleading because there's not any challenge to it at all it's just a it's just an opportunity to get money and resources it's an opportunity to try to spend money to make money there oh my god i'm terrible we didn't have any um black market here either i don't think oh this is gonna be a problem oh boy there we go oh my poor doggo oh well the challenge is the friends we made along the way yeah all right nice and easy no bear traps let's use our torch first in fact a little more careful okay that's good there's a blip got a blip probably a little further down i'd imagine it is indeed really close to us in fact right here it is indeed okay good good good good let's look for parsnip a little bit i'm not going to focus too much on that see if maybe i can find her wow shady dave art thanks for your subscription 62 freaking months thank you thank you that's a long time much obliged yeah i'm not gonna worry about parsnip here i don't think let's go ahead and get our gun [Music] go get our weapon it's almost the whole year i know certainly down near the bottom yeah having to resurface cg cass thanks so much for your resubscription as well three months on the pile thank you thank you [Music] all right let's try to do this one a little bit better [Music] there it helps already ready [Music] already ready to go [Music] get a power pack definitely looking for a cape over a power pack [Music] let's see now it's time for this there we go [Music] oh you fell all the way through nice okay good stuff [Music] i'll take this for now oh never mind bomb box holy [ __ ] that was that was spooky okay good already got those [Music] i've been worried about shooting the mystery boxes ever since one blew up in my face [Music] you gotta stop it man you gotta stop doing that [ __ ] it's terrifying [Music] the black market usually does look about this brutal yeah it's pretty tough to get through [Music] we've got a pretty effective strategy now at least that feels good okay shopkeeper's dead let's freaking go dude if you could just put him in the doorway for me thank you appreciate it he doesn't even want to kiss he just walks right on by dude good whip did you go kill the witch doctor for me but that really helped go take care of that for me [Music] all right sorry dude you're getting sacked and the thing you were trying to sack is getting sacked oh you're so lucky you didn't get sacked but now you're sacked oh ghoster careful god damn it point just every [ __ ] time man the people responsible for the sacking have been sacked thank you that was that was the correct response that is not an exciting prospect let's just ignore it that's easier a much easier way to deal with that okay oh this could be uh parmesan one out of three ain't bad i guess huh oh anybody could be a python i think we can all appreciate a little bit of holy grail in our lives i've probably seen that movie a good couple dozen times at this point probably quote it word for word i feel like that's a mormon favorite holy grail all my mormon friends loved watching that movie that movie is a present on your ninth birthday nice i had a shirt in a high school that said your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries i'm sure you can tell what kind of company i kept the answer is none no it's just just a bunch of nerds all right remember our new uh remember our new strats let's go put them to good use here i'm gonna bring olmec all the way over to the left just make sure he's hugging the wall here and then give him one full swing to the right and then you're good to go good to go good to go good to go good to go all right stretch break i'm actually gonna go to the bathroom real quick i'll be back in a second so [Music] [Music] i'm back i was muted i was muted i thought i was talking to you all right here we're back we're back we're good we got it we got it baby we're in there let's splurge him dude let's get splorching you getting the back up there there we go okay yeah that's probably good enough unless you got somewhere you can sport you over here nope all right see in a bit yeah we need the the bear explorer chum that'd be good yeah be good all right a dozen bombs leftovers not too bad i guess acceptable here we go clean a clean old mech fight let's do it here we go thank you [Music] even got our kapala before getting into the city of gold this time a little bit better off 12 bombs is lacking a little bit though just a little bit i almost get enough just like accidental gold coming through here that it doesn't even have to be a concern here we go so fresh and so clean clean we'll use two bombs for william looks like walter hey walter [Music] okay off we go off we go we [Music] walter yeah there you go that's a good name for him that's excellent wolf ram is also quite good wesley's wesley's acceptable [Music] pop all right wait for the croc oh [ __ ] no paste i wonder if i can just [Music] there's some new tech that's a little easier than i thought it would be [Music] what a loser dude [Music] oh [ __ ] yeah no oh god that was dumb that was really stupid ah how are you still alive you're evil i'm leaving [Music] i'm leaving now no no no no no no no no [Music] go away go away i'm gonna go kill that cursed kitty too hang on and the necromancer yep absolutely goodbye okay good careful of another necromancer around the sorceress oh that's not gonna work but maybe brought the bodies far enough away to get up nope still not [ __ ] they wait on her for a second wait on that okay there's the wall just go ahead and rope down and then do that there's our door here's our star challenge thank goodness i didn't actually or accidentally start or kill the star challenge lady again um so i think we need to put a bomb on that but i don't know if that's gonna make her mad i don't think it will there we go no altar [Music] okay let's do it [Music] let's do it i'll do better this time we go so you can just touch these ones it's way easier good that's a better way to do that too nice super boost i think i got it yay i did it awesome i got elixir cool [Music] hooray a restorative potion said to cure any affliction royal jelly is mixed in to reduce the bitterness cool all right let's keep going i'll buy some excitement [Music] goodbye let's go all right no poison no poison do not get poisoned be very careful here good back to the what baby yeah i don't want to do that too much work you know the lava lighting in here is so good almost got me jesus good stuff ah [ __ ] now okay nice not bad oh hey jeff you ready here's the name of jeff i am all about that controller personally canadian i think most people hear the same careful do oh boy oh god that was close nice ah damn oh well yeah i think b-rex might use keyboard i think you're right about that oh the [ __ ] hell is that coming from my god from a distance dude there's jeff too hi jeff lava please jeff lava free zone jeff good nearly seven hp nice the crate up there should try to get that [Applause] before the uh osiris fight there we go beautiful doesn't really help unfortunately all right now we can go we're gonna have to cook some bombs that went well there we go wasn't too bad delicious yeah all that csd does indeed yeah helps with the cooking [Laughter] all right man let's do it let's go swimming through the space time [Music] i love my boy alto here man this is bringing up some good memories way back in the day with him oh nice i'm gonna have to bomb for that aren't i hold on i can really use some freaking paste somewhere enough for that to show up and this spring trap placement is always kind of annoying unfortunately all right we gotta go all the way over there there we go might as well use a rope and then you know this might ah this is a risk though there we go that works thanks buddy appreciate it all right a little bit of wet fur time let's do it pump up the jams baby matic oh [ __ ] that's weird heck of a thing to see so the sister doesn't show up if you don't rescue all three maybe is what i'm just now learning it's interesting i wonder if that's got any kind of significance there we go this is a jam isn't it yeah i really like it there we go no crate as far as i can see all right we're good no yeti oh my god i had a mind waiting for me though and a mine down there too [ __ ] nice [ __ ] i could definitely go for some more invigoration man that'd be a good idea [Music] might as well take advantage of the extra time we got in here and the altar more health is a very good idea [Music] come on now trickster there's the aggro should probably be dead we found a little hideaway didn't he oh i should i don't really want to spend a bomb on him that doesn't seem worth it hmm i guess he's gone now okay it's easy enough it doesn't set that off ah let's just get out of here man i don't want to push it anymore time for neo babylon baby i'm just gonna spike you what laser yeah it works i think the spark trap might get them too there we go oh my god this place is just horrifying man it's just [ __ ] horrifying okay that going oh [ __ ] real scary [ __ ] but for for 6-1 at least the objective is simply to escape so it's a little more manageable at least it's still insane man still just insane okay there's our exit oh that's a little weird such a strange [ __ ] creature man let's see all right i have no paste that still helps actually put that down spark trap might actually do most of the work for me here got a lot done a minute and a half left no reason to no reason to speed this up let nature run its course here man there we go okay now if we aggro him we'll be better off because he'll just shoot himself in the face or not oh boy okay oh wow what the [ __ ] dude oh god um jesus okay okay let's let's get to work here i guess holy [ __ ] it worked yay okay there we go god damn [ __ ] mechs everywhere man i can't go that way but the thing might be that way god damn it i gotta find the door there's a bomb bag i gotta get that too oh god it's okay that's okay i'm gonna put a rope right here and just know that it's not safe to go to the bottom of it i guess you could just bomb this oh boy um good lord i think it's over there i think it's gonna be over here still got hit by that oh [ __ ] okay [ __ ] ah man ah god damn it neil babylon is [ __ ] absurd man that area is so hard to complete you need a lot of stuff in there a lot of help what happened i won i won you missed it i won you should have been watching yeah i kind of want to sacrifice more but whatever whatevs won't be seeing a win like that again soon absolutely not dude that was one of a kind i feel sorry for anybody that wasn't looking at the screen in those moments that was something special [Music] anything out there right the altar yeah that's gonna be it though i guess okay okay see you don't need to worry about it there'll be more there'll be more chances thanks buddy can you drop that for me you need to take that and take that thanks thanks pal i'd normally be pretty excited about that jet pack but not anymore not much these days holy [ __ ] okay that works oh that helps cool hey you know what [ __ ] it let's do a jet pack run let's go to volcano let's change it up a little bit let's do a volcanic tide pool run [Music] and before the boom yep oh that's terrible [ __ ] cool i'm still gonna go volcano though oh that was a waste of a rope now whatever let's just restart [Music] let's just restart my first round of splunky 2 lasted 20 seconds sounds about right let's just restart that's fine that's fine nothing lost nothing game there we go [Music] good enough sweeten the bad runs out exactly let's get them out of my system here my literal system my my pc just flushing them out i haven't even gotten the achievement yet for that you may never just add a principle they just never give him his turkeys unless they're right next to him i could actually do it all right you know what i said about never getting that achievement i lied i'm gonna get it now oh hang on i trusted you that was your first mistake never trust the bear taffy there you go i did it oh you're dead you're dead pal nobody gives me two gold bars as a reward and gets away with it [ __ ] you [ __ ] you all right yo there we go okay okay get out of here buddy come here it's real fun out here see i told you [Music] where'd he go where'd he go come on come on buddy come on buddy there we go good stuff oh yes oh yes that's lovely my buddy's back here too wow that's convenient and there's our jedi holy [ __ ] this is a great stage okay oh hold on i'm gonna get her oh my god the keys right there this is blessed this is absolutely blessed go get our hired help in a second i'm just kind of hoping he'd just come with me i haven't gone down there that's why that's my bad come on out buddy got a job for you you just stand right here for me okay stand stand over here just sit right there thank you okay [Music] job done now he's sleep eternally yes yes indeed hit me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me go on go on angle who that who that there oh it me oh it do be me ah yay oh [ __ ] uh yeah there we go yo velasco please the bits appreciate you just gotta figure out what's going on with those bits sorry i messed with the alert one day and didn't change it back unless you had rolled all right we're going volcano anyway i totally forgot sweet i'm glad you didn't roll that but once you freaking cooperated good okay we don't have gloves we do have a few really good things so it should work out pretty well buddy angry shopkeeper and he's dead now there we go thank you there you go all right man let's go to volcano let's do it this is literally the first time i've been here it's been nothing but jungles since i've gotten on the pc all right let's do it get a new character it's lisa ah bye i love lisa my favorite oh boy careful careful that's a little dangerous okay it's looking good that's scary oh jesus christ that was such an unnecessary gamble okay cool speaking of unnecessary gambles yay i got it oh you can do the moon challenge in the star challenge in both biomes can't you okay well that's interesting oh [ __ ] i don't think she's mad at me though i think she's just on on guard now she's got more than one poison arrow what the [ __ ] that's wild i think she's just on guard though okay we're you know what good gotta start doing here actually is uh oh not that because ropes aren't gonna work in here i guess i could use them as like little anchor points like that all right we are gonna do a little bit of that action and maybe that'll get lucky but probably not he's probably just gonna keep bouncing around like this there we go cool [Music] yeah i really like the rope burn too that's really cool that's an inconvenient outpost where's the drill at welcome to the bear pile alessia lynn welcome back to the bear pile thanks for continuing your gifted subscription appreciate that a lot oh that's a terrifying outpost too okay oh [ __ ] man um i'll just crush through this there we go that's a path i didn't see the drill check can the drill show up on 2-4 or did i miss it is it just like the black market it can show up on two two two three and two four okay cool he's gotta be dead or something oh he's down there there we go oh [ __ ] hell whoops that could have been a mistake there's the drill there you are okay careful with that though holy hell oh [ __ ] [ __ ] dude god damn it jingle bell it just keep on falling though yeah i've got to get a little more experience of volcano man i'm still pretty new to that place can definitely kill me okay that was funny oh boy there we go i'm just gonna i'm just gonna i'm just gonna take that oh boy point i don't think we need his gun i might even get forgiven here just maybe we'll be forgiven so many arrow traps holy [ __ ] um i don't think it's worth going over that crate unfortunately so i'll just go ahead and bail no not the first round of the day we've been doing a few runs here i am uh changing my uh goal a little bit though now looking to get to the uh tide pool instead of in the black market again oh damn okay i guess we're going back up there definitely want to try to take advantage of that so let's see if i can like hook a bomb in there or something there we go that's good yep i'm gonna go ahead and blow this thing up too i don't want to deal with it i don't want to have it [ __ ] with me in there okay so we've got a lot left to sacrifice i guess i thought we had a little bit more because we have this mole over there i guess that's not gonna help is it gonna jump on his head what no no i jumped on that mole no no no no no no nonsense and we gotta get the excalibur exactly man good call all right let's not die here all had iframes absolutely i call nonsense total yes well this is gonna be hard what isn't right so he is just bouncing the [ __ ] around in there huh oh boy well let's try this almost almost goddamn dude hey there we go cool good i'm so glad that i've been set off that'd be so sad all right yeah we got to get out of here free gun yep all right this is going to be tough basically only bombs acquired so far pretty rough setup welcome to the gaba the babbo continuing the gifted subscription thank you so much for that thank you thank you for the support got a few more a few more bombs i'm gonna go ahead and get the dog too and the bare bone goes i'll hug you down the hallway grab my gun part of me wants to whip that arrow even though there's absolutely no reason to do it and just throw the run away i guess that's a dumb part of my brain okay do it or no balls that's how i feel okay so we aggro him down like this and we keep the block up so we can use this cover i'll just murder him there we go there we go almost took the caveman death sound as the uh shopkeepers that would have been dumb come here buddy i should have went this one yeah no that would have been the ultimate power move right okay let's go back to volcano [Music] the lava part of volcano volcano is pretty goddamn intimidating i'm not gonna lie it's scary let's see let's do this oh hey you um we bring the key back up probably i bet we could manage probably give it a go that's fine yeah the volcano part of volcano exactly yeah that's the most intimidating so scary let's do this this will be worth it [Music] i hope that gets me back up jesus only one time all right well that's all i needed i guess hey dude could use some help down there thank you van horsing i didn't realize they changed his name seeks revenge on vlad for unknown reasons even says he seeks revenge on flat i just realized that he tells you what he's going to do [Music] oh we hecking oh you know it we hacking good doing some good hacking oh he is going to bounce far enough away i think so let's go ahead and rely on that nice i could cook a bomb for him but i could also code us in lava if i did that so let's not let's not do that there's our drill maybe it'll be a little easier it's definitely going through some lava again that's unfortunate what are you gonna do oh well let's just create a [ __ ] nightmare zone out of it whatever no choice funk [Music] that looks pretty doable actually we just got to let the oh [ __ ] hell rock dog i'm going to contain him all right he'll be a good fail safe for down there [Music] um actually i think i just want to climb down but the lavas pretty scary still i think i gotta let that all droop down first it's just gonna keep on drooping man i might have to you know what i might have to do is bomb this corner on the right here to allow it to go out another way let's see if i can cook a bomb for that nope not at all i might change stuff a little bit though yeah probably not probably made it worse if anything i'll just save the rest uh we gotta go down now though this is no good [Music] it might be slowing down i think it is i think the drip is slowing pretty considerably it might have stopped even okay there we go there's our opportunity let's do it oh baby wow oh my god all right wait for another droop and then goodness goodness there we are [Music] new rock dog [Music] i'll use you later hold on let around michael have a good night it's over there love the way this music comes in i could absolutely use a cape so where are the vampires at where the vampires be at though yo but actually where the vampires at right here there we go they're all hiding ah it's gonna go in the spikes [ __ ] okay well i think i killed one up here yep i did nice nothing in there got him all right man get him yeah ow ow it hit me twice [Music] jesus [Music] all right well because i have so little mobility right now i should probably go ahead and hang on to vlad's cape here that's a good idea right above the rope directly over the chain it was the trigger the arrow trap wasn't useless i really like the way the crown looks on the heart all right dude let's get the hell out of here i guess might as well do the moon challenge sure sure hey nothing there time to get a bow yep yes sir this way hey we got something oh yikes i couldn't even see it couldn't even see it dude i got an arrow yeah it's cauli's secret weapon see another one no fun [Music] i've seen that happen several times in there but it's always shot into a web it's never actually hit me so that's the first time that's happened which is unfortunate that's a bit of a cheap shot yeah a little bit oh well it happens we'll get back to volcano hopefully in a better situation this time let's just do this anybody okay good that'll make a van helsing easier hey babe oh god damn it dude glad you're alive this has been having a tough stomach day [Music] today let's just go ahead and drop i guess time to go it's not up there right no okay we're good tim tam welcome back that was dumb did get both the uh traps set off i guess it helped a little bit good what the [ __ ] was that what are you doing man that's not how you do that you put a rope down for a reason [Music] oops [Music] whoopsie yummy if i could actually just drop pass with that oh well oh well [Music] what do you got nothing good whoa that was not what i expected okay oh [ __ ] yeah whatever why not why not i can't get you ah [ __ ] i got a key somewhere really that did not hit me there's the key totally walked right past it apparently give me give me give me i might actually get the damsel might do it beauty eat me yeah i'm gonna get him i'm a little worried that's easy anyway yeah single arrow does either does he end with only two hp unfortunately so gotta be safer oops oh my god i keep doing that exact thing with bats man i got to stop that same same [Music] initial approach that's just too close it's just a little bit too close all right the eye has been acquired so we don't need to look at that stuff not much else going on no altar or anything so i guess we're out of here [Music] yes we are gone oh never mind there it is huh i'll bomb this [Music] oh wow holy hell did not know that was not set off yet good a couple of live lizards to sack here and a turkey [ __ ] moles and of course it's gonna go on that one tile that it's just gonna bounce back and forth between and it's literally unhittable oh hold on you [ __ ] you're a little [ __ ] he's scared oh [ __ ] baby scared to play that's what happens oh no come on i almost died to that i almost just walked right into him that would have sucked all right kapala acquired moles get me mad dude man i get on my nerves there we go sure you already knew that though oh jesus that was terrifying okay it works there we go good enough and now we need you to get into yang's area please really help me out i might be able to get him to do that head over here what the hell is he doing stuck in there now seriously come on dude over here this way this way i only got 15 seconds why you being a [ __ ] everyone's being a [ __ ] there we go i got it [Music] okay okay what's the coppola do let's collect blood to gain health that is one of the best items in the game it's extremely good yep like right there we are just about to get one there we go the cup overfloweth and we fill our hp all right buddy kind of feeling like a black market run here honestly i'm gonna do it yeah let's just get going a renewal mundo chemical romance oh oh thank you for the resubscription welcome back for two months i think the bear hugs thank you for the bear subs thank you for the bear chubs i'm thinking myself i guess for that sorry buddy all right so we're gonna go like that didn't actually do anything we're gonna aggro him down here right there there we go nice good stuff let's get out a little bit more black market here that'll be fun lunch it up buddy ah [ __ ] thank you thank you hello goodbye okay 13 hp is pretty good pretty good will the shopkeeper forgive you now i don't think so i'm pretty sure we already killed one that may be mistaken let's go have a look oh never mind well i might as well check there's a crate in there there's another crate oh hell yes very good glad i looked goddamn what the hell is going on with this holy [ __ ] it's like the whole back layer is connected not really a lot of reason to go that way though just a lot more experienced i think celery it's mostly why i'm playing a lot faster i'm gonna go this way so risky though let me just bomb that i don't want to take the chance it was good don't thank you either unfortunately there we go oh yeah right the yeah i think mouth just plays this game a lot slower too i think you're right just naturally just this play style oh damn it all right well this is going to be another problem really use a gun really use a gun maybe we'll get lucky although we can always just get into the black market and do mouse strats and then we'll not really need a gun hopefully this is parsley good very meticulous yeah for sure yeah isn't it awesome that people have such unique play styles for this game i really like that too there's no wrong way to play whatever works for you all right give me a gun in here i have found a gun in here before could happen whoa okay i'll take that thank you no wrong yeah no wrong way to play except for the way cory plays obviously except if you're watching twitch.tv then you just oh that's just a mess yeah spelunky two can bring out some [ __ ] unfortunately man is that another crate down there it is oh [ __ ] how many bombs would it take to get to that would that be worth it that's two bombs i can do that oh oh goodness i'm also pretty sure that placing the bombs like that actually doesn't do anything anymore for me [Music] all right that was a pretty damn good moon challenge man that was great that gain of one bomb there let's move oh my god oh my god wow that was nearly a mess oh [ __ ] did i actually get shopkeeper forgiveness go apparently i didn't murder them that makes sense i didn't have a gun the whole time i've taken so many dumb hits it's good thing i got this kapala come here buddy got an altar for you to try out god damn it oh well okay that's pretty dope man let's go get another one right here now we had the moon challenge here so i'm pretty certain there was no market let's go ahead and get out you can catch your own blood yep you can totally do that the real god wolf i think with the 500 minutes i appreciate that very much it's very kind naked thank you you have a problem with how much you played this wonderous game i am addicted i am addicted that is there's no question in my mind now i must continue i must push on i must get 38 hp oh boy get 38 hp and get looped to death by a boomerang guy that's my objective i did not see any blips man let's go check this back door though just in case this could also be uh parsnip so it's worth it totally worth it no black market here okay hello parsnip what do you got over there oh nothing nothing good i can't believe how crazy the uh second layers have been he tricked me into letting him play on his day off by offering co-op [Laughter] that's true that's true i did do that i think we're done go ahead and move on i'm gonna worry about that crate in the back i guess okay where's that blip pad i'm so bad there we go nope where's the blip so bad is it up there it's in the center of this isn't it gotta be gotta be yep there it is all right that's unfortunate um let's just let's just do that that's easier cool go sell an idle head to him real quick too since i've regained their favor oh there's parmesan though [ __ ] we should get parmesan i want to get the bomb box hold on hold on we got to go get her so we're gonna go down this way it's gonna be way down to the right i'll get you later [Music] another alter holy [ __ ] it's all the way down there okay we don't have any shopkeeper to deal with so this will be easy point god damn dude 45 hp is pretty [ __ ] ridiculous holy hell there's our box huh there's our box okay i mean [ __ ] it why not yeah that's not never mind i'm good i only got a minute left i better go get the uh the clover here bear stop it's already dead yeah we're good what's better than 45 hp though what about 50 hp okay let's have a look [Music] you could probably go ahead and buy a couple things you got to be kidding okay you're not mad at me right it's just the skeleton good good good call yeah that's fair freak me out a little bit [Music] buy those buy those [Music] good okay i think we're good to go [Music] hmm [Music] oh [ __ ] that's gonna be kind of a problem and then that'll be fine here we go all right as soon as they start climbing as soon as they start climbing that's when i hit up on the ladder there oh buddy you don't want to hold on to that thing i i promise you you don't want to hold on to that thing we're going to need to get that out of your hands in a second he's got his gun back bounce around right there i think we'll go ahead and just fire down that hallway i'll do it eventually there we go [Music] sorry buddy right then nothing explosive left down here because i got the bombs already so i'm gonna go ahead and shoot down that hallway too nice let's freaking go man 45 hb that's pretty wild i ain't gonna let that guy tell a frag me absolutely not that was a clean market that was real nice wait for it oh yeah there's no shopkeeper at the door either goddamn we're gonna get a bomb box out of all neck too let's go this is going well this is going real good the journal was for the teleporter yet all right man nothing up top that's okay go get the box let's go ahead and set this up the easy way yeah 51 bombs will be just fine that'll do dude too early there we go good stuff okay just a nice easy stretch for this one man just a nice easy one nice and slow baby oh yeah this is just i mean despite the fact that it's a jet pack this feels really good and uh like we learned previously we can just go ahead and leave our jet pack behind once we get into neo babylon too it's always an option but of course we don't have any climbing gloves this time unfortunately [Applause] i did you know i did promise you crunches you're right hold on just one though just one big one one big punch i got it i got it what's the latest new tech bear don't wait didn't we learn something can we learn some new tech fairly recently i i was gonna mention the the lava whipping that's some good new tech i feel like we just recently learned some more new tech though didn't we i can't remember [Music] do oh [ __ ] hold on oh god really enough being underneath him is like the safest place for that okay hold on hold on oh that's right yeah exactly coffee fingers we spike shoot anubis i wasn't really sure what to do with the anubis fight so i just decided to hop on his head and it totally freaking worked dude get splurched listen listen thank you go yeah two two jumps on anubis's head with spike shoes it turns out is enough to kill him which i thought was hilarious for an enemy that has given me a little bit more trouble in this game i've got a pretty goddamn simple solution next time i run into him which very well maybe this time actually hey wolf ram i'm hanging on to this thank you let's go oh waldo that's a good one we'll have to go with waldo put that one in the memory bank i was switching it up a little bit going to volcano for a little while there but i uh i elected to swap back to our default here and we're gonna try to get to the sunken city again i've been trying to uh do runs where i complete all the challenges as well the uh moon star and sun challenges but of course i've yet to complete the yet to complete the sun challenge a single time [Music] let's try it here again just for fun ladies and gentlemen may i introduce you to new tech it's so easy oh my god it's so easy dude [Music] there we go i got no gloves here so let's be a little careful [Music] oh my god a beehive no wonder the orbs went flying okay so what we do in here then is we run away oh i hit the reborn lady no she had a shop in there [ __ ] ah that's terrible oh what a big mistake oh no she's gonna chase us down dude so much for this run [ __ ] yeah more hp though right up to 50 [ __ ] three that's absurd killed monty too yeah damn shame oh well all right easy orb kill i wonder how much that would do to me if it just hit me once i wonder if 53 hp will be enough to survive that there's our door that's easy yeah i think it's time to go i do kind of want to do the star challenge but now that i pissed off reborn lady it's probably not a good idea so let's just get out of here although that is unfortunate to see so many goddamn smush blocks there [ __ ] i'm really curious what happens if i just bomb this sand that was pretty cool okay let me just let it go goodbye and no need to go down there really although we kind of want to kill them all for fun ah just the one huh there you go good stuff all right let's go yep say goodbye to our 53 hp that's not gonna last much longer [Music] oh [ __ ] that was a little dangerous okay [Music] no risks no risks necessary here take care of all those threats whoa no no lady please please have mercy i'm begging you [Music] oh god i gotta get her [Music] [ __ ] oh no i gotta get her out of here actually i gotta make her leave and then slam the door shut say goodbye sacrifice myself get the hell out of here dude all right that works dude i wonder if she can show up in here that'd be crazy such warm light i i love that the ghost has a turban yeah it's great hey jeff you can do i think i've sacrificed pretty well this round i'm expecting probably a power pack or a bomb box here hoping for one anyway give me that there we go all right lots of good stuff power pack all right that works you have paste should be pretty easy i haven't seen her show up yet so i'm kind of guessing she's not going to be here hey jeff hmm yeah we're good the same play we did last time here to try to get the snake blood real fast oh i triggered him damn it oh well anubis real quick all right should be easy no sweat i like that it typically tries to get the tablet to land somewhere convenient it seems like that's always nice okay we're doing it should a spike shoot anubis 2 to show dominance you're totally right yeah missed opportunity oh yeah oink oink that's no good doesn't really help get to our waldo room oh [ __ ] there he goes nice i wouldn't mind sacrificing some more stuff here we go get to these oh god she's back [ __ ] jesus dude i feel like i actually have to kill her [Music] oh you're right there oh i got to drop the power pack so i don't make him mad i'm never going to stop that yeti from bouncing he's going to have the time of his life for the rest of his life hey good to hear it wizard glad to have you well he got a second like okay i was gonna say i got all three sisters that time why wouldn't it show up there we go slippery honor welcome back thank you very much for your subscription i didn't mean to do it oh my god i'm making everybody hate me it's the kill all your friends run apparently oh i'm sorry i didn't mean to i didn't mean it genocide run yeah [ __ ] okay oh that's good [Music] cool watch out for sans there we go get rid of that i'm so terrified she's just gonna drop on my head from somewhere man i feel like it's bound to happen all right there we go we're out we're out of here oh man oh god okay and the neo-babylon let's do it just [ __ ] put this down just put it down man you know it's for the best okay like you're gonna have a bad time with that attitude i certainly [ __ ] am how about we get some bear hype in the chat to counteract that negativity how about we get a little bit of positive a little bit a little bit of faith he's gonna make it oh god she's back oh [ __ ] [Laughter] okay she'll probably get herself killed somehow she'll find a way although oh boy i'm looking too good right now that does not ever go down though does it okay that that barrier is up permanently so we can just use that to our advantage i guess it's gonna get hit it's gonna get hit by that thing for sure it's coming it's coming it's coming there it is okay i'm bombing that one oh god i'll make a path here she's stuck in there i think this is good this is good is that drone blocking that thing no it's just the positioning i guess got him yes okay we just gotta leave i'm gonna leave the jet pack behind [ __ ] it don't want it don't freaking want it man he's probably no i'm not gonna get hit by that okay i'm gonna shoot that guy oh [ __ ] okay good enough good there's a little bit of safety space here no sweat she's back dude jesus she poisoned me and she took my [ __ ] shotgun ah damn it all right we gotta get monty we gotta be fast tablet to destiny tall jade eye we gotta go oh [ __ ] i'm probably dead there it is [ __ ] i need those guys to get hit good i know where monty is man okay good there you are buddy you're coming with [ __ ] no dude her name is tune apparently damn she shot the bomb she shot the bomb oh my god i didn't even notice wow she [ __ ] owned me she kicked my ass then wow that's impressive yeah you don't want to [ __ ] with her man like that that was a very accidental situation right there there's no way i ever want to intentionally [ __ ] with her she will kill me that's unfortunate that was a heck of a run that was still pretty good that felt like a good run oh there we go ah garbage there's a crate there though let's see maybe i'll get lucky here come on now i need to use him to jump off of actually there we go see what this crate is worth all right can go get the bombs now got lots of ropes so we should be able to get back up no problem oh come on really damn it it's probably gonna be all the way at the bottom here yeah there it is all right head on in there buddy i'll be back in a sec she deflected yo no she didn't she didn't shoot the bomb out of the air she i thought she might have that's kind of what it looked like to me but i was like no she can't [ __ ] deflect a bomb but she did that's insane that's [ __ ] nuts she is scary man i might want to watch that back i'm all about tune that was her name right tune let's go ahead and use all the ropes we got there [Music] definitely scarier than shopkeepers oh no question no question oh boy this has been straightforward i guess that's worth it that was so crazy holy [ __ ] i can't believe i didn't get hit by anything there sorry turkey all right there we go not a very exciting run so far i gotta say not really having a lot of stuff happen at all but okay here we go wow really holy [ __ ] oh my god okay off we go then let's go ahead and get this first oh spring shoes thank you thank you very much uh where do you want to joke or that where you want to go chat volcano or black market again where you want to go where you want to go where you want to go [Music] science up the volcano let's do it i'm down i'm down dude i missed that for sure whoops he's gonna have to destroy the entire [ __ ] stage if that's cool [Laughter] he's gonna get all the way to the bottom man jesus yeah i'll do some volcano that sounds fun come on now there we go i got no shopkeepers either cool all right while canada does have a use for you jedi we'll show you in a second here what if you just bomb past one of these locked doors that'd be interesting very interesting i guess we can just do this it's an easy enough way to get it isn't it there we go all righty spring boots man underrated equipment thank you all right let's do it should be much much easier to escape here without any shopkeepers to deal with here we go what am i doing that for man i'm dumb oh come on dude there it is that was a little scary in there man go ahead and do the moon challenge sure works for me got it done we got it done [Music] just in case nice hey okay well can one look so much different nothing in there don't need that all right that works good stuff nothing much else going on i will say there's not a lot of like complexity to volcanic it seems like not a ton of different variations to things [Music] all right we're gonna need to wait for that hopefully just don't put them in the doorway good cool [Music] all right off we go it's hot yeah it sure is a lot of [ __ ] lava in here speaking of which learning the lesson about writing that thing down or no i didn't wow that was okay i don't know how i'm alive [Music] [Laughter] boop nope nope nope not gonna work not gonna work oh he's alive wow color me surprised there we go now he loves me now i'm his favorite let's see i gotta go up there and take a peek at the lava flow it's not too much it's probably gonna slow down pretty soon here it looks like it looks like it mostly has i think it's yeah just dripping a little tiny bit now fairly dormant otherwise all of the dog girl thanks for the 19 months on the pile welcome on back in good to have you back sorry doggy wait for it uh we're gonna have to bomb this absolutely now we have no way i'm getting over there with the setup right now okay that's good enough eight months on the pile as well bear hugs if you got them please thanks for the return subscriptions good to have you still on the pile wow worth it to me there we go all right we're not going to unlock any of these guys be real goddamn careful here actually i might need to unlock them so i can use them as arrow shields oops oh here we go already bits off all right cool there we go just get this nice okay let's do it oh [ __ ] block van helsing shot got blocked by a block it was a block block god damn it oh well um i'm gonna go oh come on up here come on up here little guy there you go good stuff thank you well i got the crown let's go ahead and get the hell out of here i guess there might be something sneaking around here be careful all right he's done it let's go let's go maybe find another altar somewhere that'd be pretty dope feels like i don't see a lot of those in here there's one i'm just gonna ask for it [Laughter] oh man [Music] that was great basically the only thing i can sacrifice so i do have to ruin this beautiful thing unfortunately unfortunately it must be done gotta get me a kapala man i know i'm a monster no got him ah are we done in here i guess so might be one last straight body up top but i don't think it's worth the risk yeah let's get out of here all right man pretty good got the crown i didn't see a damsel did you see a damsel i didn't see one i think volcano might be a little harder than the jungle but that's probably just because i'm inexperienced with it i think probably the jungle is harder but i'm just more experienced with the jumping around oh yeah we're not gonna get any of that the unfortunate part of going volcanic too is that you don't get any of those resources from the sisters it's gonna be a hard bomb to cook if i want to try that i'm gonna try to do it okay i deserve that oh [ __ ] all right let's do one more volcano run that one didn't feel too strong anyway didn't have a lot going on i'd really like to rob a good shopkeeper probably before we go to volcano again just to get us pretty well set up jesus [Music] there we go oh god that's what you get for doing or doing that to the poor caveman you know what yeah no it's fully deserved i pretty much agree [Music] that's not bad wow i can't believe that worked that's awesome [Music] good enough where's bodyguard awareness could just bought the bombs i guess that probably wouldn't smarter cry would have been the wise choice come on dude you know what's gonna happen you might as well just accept it there you go i'll kill yang too cool get the turkey god damn it hey got to be closing in got to be closing in here oh god he deserved it then he fully deserved it i don't even regret it this is gonna be a rope bomb situation for sure [Music] oh it survived holy [ __ ] oh never mind [Music] that punched me too come on god damn it all right we dropped the gun down here we go yeah [ __ ] god damn it man i had it too i just threw him the wrong way oh we go kapala will certainly make a volcano approach a little bit easier try this now i guess wow you forgot the f no no no no no come on come on now i whip that thing wow thank you thank you no no no thank you okay we're good get in let's go that ain't it that is not it oh that's an ugly shop that's a that that tempts me to reset yeah that's a reset for sure that is garbo now as far as i'm aware no one's working on the death roulette yet i've been getting daily multiple daily requests for it and unfortunately do not have any control over that whatsoever hey there's the god shop thank you very much much appreciated sir that's what we're looking for okay this will get us going here's a quick key too should be uh i guess we'll have to cook a bomb for that let's see where's our damsel at oh shoot it oh my god we're gonna cook a bomb for the [ __ ] damsel too seriously that sucks i probably just won't do that more than likely not going to end up getting the cabal here make progress though i am going to have to cook a bomb really well for this what oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] by a rock yes yes yes greatest run okay we got to get another bomb cook here though nice there we go all right one left one freaking bomb left dude yeah i love the caveman shops it's very good well then we're on to something just need a lot more bombs lots there we more come on out you come on out there you go [Music] he's done it beer bongo really starting to wish i'd gotten that kapala but maybe we'll get lucky with the showing of an altar volcano here wow okay cool sweet dude here's the bomb problem solved him to worry about oh [ __ ] he might actually climb there we go there we go cool all right hopefully we find an altar if not that's fine i've made do with that one before [Music] i'd like to get van helsing again seems like a good idea oh [ __ ] i didn't think that through very much no i did not the only two ropes i'm probably not gonna get van helsing here yeah let's just go especially after seeing what can happen to van helsing i guess it's not that big of a deal i would like to get that crate but he's probably just gonna flame it open there all right we have specs let's have a peek and it's not a crate that might be a crate that's not a crate okay that's not gonna help either over here maybe nope damn it there's like nothing in here [Music] nothing doing dude maybe over there nope [ __ ] [ __ ] oh well oh well you should get permacursed on every run if you rob caveman yeah that's a that's a fair punishment i agree that's appropriate so we might actually have missed the drill i kind of doubt it because it's usually up top yeah i don't think we missed it i think we're okay neil babylon run i went to went to crap unfortunately couldn't finish it off [Music] neo's been hard as hell babylon has been a trial no altars that i can see he doesn't really matter okay good appears to be on that end all right he should be dead good nice we're doing it again we're doing it again let's go oh [ __ ] that's interesting let's see what's going on with that i blew something up on the other side oh okay cool good oh boy risky nope it's been set off just in case though okay there's another a couple of crates that's good excellent pretty much ideal okay get them over here that was effective he's dead nice might as well ah would have been good to deal with him actually [Music] okay another crate let's go all right dude this is a pretty decent look here pretty decent sounds of metal clanking yo what what is this what the [ __ ] [Music] what's this oh [ __ ] this is new i've never seen this before i want to go over there oh god damn it dude oh this is terrible i guess we could just do this that works we gotta get in here yo a back door to it too okay what's going on that's not good oh [ __ ] oh i can just walk past it okay what if it crushes me probably hurts i wonder if i have to destroy that maybe i can pick him up yeah i can huh oh it's got a [ __ ] snake in it weird very weird okay what in the heck is going on with all this he's just going in the lava it doesn't hit me that is weird man what we do with that i got i got no idea what to make of that man [Music] jesus okay well no idea what's going on with that oh well let's keep going they're hv that's been pretty good today i'm pretty happy with the runs today i'm satisfied all right man we'll get that box oh okay huh i can actually use this in here this could save us some bombs to get the wobbler too cool yeah i'm not going to get anything here though really oh my god oh i might want to use the bombs for that yeah i do or the one bomb at least oh [ __ ] whoops there we go hey that's great awesome [Music] well let's go ahead and do this first paste oh my god i can totally get it too and i can climb back up hold on we're gonna go like this oops yeah sick okay of course you can just leave if you ever want to do that you don't want the on you can just get the hell out of here [Music] all right let's give him a path dude [ __ ] it see we can do here probably won't be able to make the whole thing no way oh my god oh my god well then thank you wow that helped a lot sweet have you ever broken a bone bear taffy i have not no i am a proud member of the never broken a bone club all right dude i get the stretch sweet oh [Applause] okay taking a run into tidepool man still looking for this ankh of course we're gonna go ahead and finish the job here but feels good feels good let's hydrate a little ah good stuff all righty yeah we want to probably let him play this out i've only got seven bombs one of these days they're gonna patch in a change to this phase to occasionally smash upward and no one's gonna expect it that'd be fun ran out of bombs right is where all right when you found the black marking entrance that's a classic yeah that's tough turned off the debate to come here made the correct choice dude i i just can't man i was considering watching it tonight but i just i i cannot do it dude i can't i think it's pretty clear why too yeah i'll see i'll win tomorrow i guess all right this is looking splorchable over here see how the right side looks though they won't let the other speak yeah i'm not surprised at all was expecting a bit of a [ __ ] show [Music] right yeah in other news back to spelunky back to the fun stuff here we go oh [ __ ] yeah damn it that's okay i got it let's go best spelling of the sound olmec makes when he takes a lava bath good call i mean the splorch is pretty pretty clear but maybe there's a better word for it maybe i've a plurt ooh a splurge a little bit of a splurp nummy crack me open a nice tall can of splurp a splunk yeah it's a splunk down there there you go that's appropriate trying to be a little more thorough back here too since i did see that bomb bag back here that one time all right we're gonna dump off vlad's cape with wazzlefawz that's pretty cool i might keep the uh i might keep the gun this time i also don't need to necessarily drop anything off with him because i don't even know if i'm going to get it back later i don't even know if i'm going to die on this run so it's not even bothered let's just keep it all snowmount sorry first time in tide pool on the pc yeah i really not been going branching pads at all man [Music] all right let's go lunch he just ate my [ __ ] gun god damn it stupid clam [Music] tusk there you are hello my dear i'll give it a try why not oh baby fortune smiles upon me nice i like this song it's a nice pleasant song in here six oh damn i did it was a six i guess yeah oh boy okay this is a little annoying oh never mind he might just die to this mickey will [Music] hang on oh god [Music] oh boy nice good new gun okay let's go get excalibur let's do it journal caveman riding on a turkey wait for it [Music] oh my god wow [Music] that was scary okay okay wait for it here we go yes yes he's done it excalibur acquired hell yeah baby didn't realize the door could be in the center that's cool all right so i've theorized for quite a while that uh it will be possible whoops that it will be possible to take the crown and excalibur to madame tusks and uh impress her with our with our with our garb i think that might be the way to get into her exclusive party so that's what i'm going to try that's a good idea here oops oh [ __ ] i poisoned my axolotl damn it oh well he'll probably drop down or maybe not maybe now um oh i forgot about that be careful be careful yeah be poisoned oh he died somehow okay okay wait for it okay all right yeah this is the back door what's that i wonder not important i can't go back here that was close that nearly killed me [Music] okay here we go beer trap i didn't know there could be bear traps in here good info nice nice probably did know that at some point and just forgot my buddy come here come down here come on let me get you let me get you [Music] come on there we go oh she dropped back down that way [ __ ] that might be a little annoying here we go okay here's our door let me go ahead and bomb this a little simpler he's out hell yeah off to the ice games man okay let's do it that was close nearly fell okay we don't need to go to wobble socks [Music] not a part of this one [Music] still got everything we want [Music] wet fur that was dumb whoops i really wish i had a kapala in here [Music] there we go oh [ __ ] ah there we go okay one hp [ __ ] that sucks boy yep optimal baby yep here we go i'm gonna dunk this guy you throw the sword i don't think so not that i'm aware of okay [Music] i do need that we need to grab that no crate down there you wait for it that's interesting there's a vault right there got a mech these have not been going well for me though but this will be fun i shouldn't do it i should not do it i should get out of this thing it's just a bad idea [Music] i could definitely use the damsel here okay good all right well i think we'll be able to aggro him to get him to drop i'll use a rope here and a bomb there put a sword by the door okay cool all right man we're almost there wow let's do it we can almost do some science i'm excited oh boy let's see that all right so i'm gonna do some really dangerous plays here there we go there's one turkey doesn't really help me that much i a cooked turkey oh that's a good idea that's a really good idea right now there we go thank you okay there's our dog don't really need to worry about that yet there's our exit now we do need to worry about okay i really want to get that crate good excellent might have a dunk opportunity here ah close [ __ ] oh i missed it too damn that's unfortunate okay well hopefully we can make it out of here oh holy [ __ ] doesn't like that not a fan of that out we go all right so i think i have to get to 6-3 from adam tusk's thing no [ __ ] why wow oh my god cool that doesn't work jesus you're so resilient that'll work too dead okay hmm i can't believe it doesn't [ __ ] good god dude good god that's crazy all right here we go this is the test this is it let's see if i'm on the list no oh come on but i've got the cool stuff man well [ __ ] you then how do you feel about that i feel about that huh let's see might as well go in [ __ ] it go have a ball yep that's what happens i should have roped let's try it again a little fair fair better here we'll bring in a gun this time all right and then i'll rope okay that worked whoa [ __ ] oh what a shot what a goddamn shot that was amazing he [ __ ] got me man wow okay yeah those are some high quality guards he's got in there or she's got in there well that's some good science at least so we have ruled out the possibility of the crown and excalibur putting us on the list so we'll have to figure out what on earth is going on with that i truly don't have a clue right now that's crazy a gleaming endowment t-hawk thank you so much for the five gifted subscriptions i appreciate that a lot welcome to the pile everybody thanks for the support yeah we're less than 100 from another sub or another emo slot man we were like 160 away before y'all i've been crazy thank you all right good stuff good stuff that's gonna do it for today that's gonna wrap this up good runs though that was fun bear hugs to one and all thank you very much for the support today now we can't watch the stars yet we got to make enough progress before we can do that that's for later on in the file i guess

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Published: Fri Oct 09 2020