Baer Plays Darkest Dungeon: The Color of Madness (Ep. 58)

people but it's also lacking stress healing entirely and this guy's musical which would have been nice to take advantage of but all the same I feel like it's gonna be just fine can't stab with him of course we're gonna go with the hex all right cool we'll try it out gonna do the final mission today yeah I'm just trying to see how long it would actually take me to clear out the progress toward these other bosses so I want to see if it's gonna like be realistic to accomplish that today I love how frequently the the characters spaz out when you're this far into it by the way it's so creepy and unsettling welcome three months in a row welcome back leggy thank you very much for your subscription your recent scription bear hugs please I appreciate it Travel Link the discord yeah it's just discord dot GG slash bear pile it's pretty easy via AER pile simple stuff it's one of the few links that I've got that's easy to remember although I've just started you know I used to have to spell it out every time eruption was over the soil stopping all good life from these groves evil I've started to just trust people's ability to Google though especially at this point I got some SEO on my side baby oh come on now this is the start I don't even have the right skills equip I need to get her thrown dagger on I don't think toxin trickery is gonna be the way to go here and then I kind of want to get her first but we're gonna do a bunch of spaghetti here so we'll probably find what is this Google you speak of what is the strange incantation your speech googled you oh great start first fight Virago apparently I don't have his spaghetti equipped I thought I did why do I have hands from you no this is not right this is not right this is incorrect I also don't have the torchlight de la what you're just behaving foolishly ain't we Cheverus there he is what's up buddy okay so first of all do that also got to recognize that she is gonna be more of a hassle than I initially realized I got to destroy these necrotic funguses doot-doot-doot but it's not the farmstead so it'll be fun I stand by that a hundred percent absolutely look at that not even a corpse to deal with that time I'll be able to stab this thing at some point pulling the Virago forward we're in business anyway yeah more MORE about myself because that's what this is all about we know that much as the fiend holes I can just tell people just look up bears happy now and then the Google machines like did you mean BAE our taffy we know that's wrong but that's how he chose to do it for some reason you can be like yeah that's the one that's the I'm looking for no 7:29 60fps that I'm pretty sure it is and I just need to wait for a minute does that for any Mouse to see yeah just after a while we stop having to try so hard that's really the goal isn't it efficiency and branding hey they like Ron how you doing I really got to change these skills up that Howard said Howard healing what the étoile welcome and I doing Google told me this bear taffy guy played this war of mine and now I'm addicted with oh man that's an old school play for ya that was sheep wait a minute oh I'm doing a weakening curse I'm a dummy okay that's what's going on here price should he used that on her Oh miss goofy anyway this war of mine yeah the man that was they turn that into a board game actually it's something i've still been kind of curious to check out in fact oh my god saw your youtube comment on any masses waifu's of madness video one word classy thank you that's what I'm known for mostly hi Baron gonna lurk and put you up on the big screen so please don't tell Alexa to played Esposito it was very confusing to wake up to thanks hopefully I read it quickly enough to not confuse her but I'm sure she still responded in some fashion right Alexa Google Fair taffy the enemy fumbles see what comes up we don't need that we don't need that Ambu these rubies sure are shiny all right let's get the correct skills equipped now thank God it's gonna be swapped off for that all this badmouth and yeah I guess this will be and he's got to Eagle Eye to a lot of offensive potential on this unit look at this look at the size the offense potential on this unit absolutely massive Alexa give bits for enemy crits how dare you what's up with all that Alexa I have George no you don't have George you have gyros sorry yeah geroge that's a new one I haven't heard of that raven luck Wow what's that word that was gonna come out of my mouth is there a greeting that starts with L I don't think so welcome on in welcome to my twitch channel that's here to selling the heels of Howard bear-hugs please for it is good thank you very much for your to to subscriptions is why not absolutely bear w they're spreading damage around to the entire party what what no never what's an Alexa I have Natasha I want to be able to give my Alexa custom names even though I don't have one you can do that actually can't you you can give it your own like custom word that's that's what that whole northernlion alexa video is based on so if that's not the truth and I just I've been believing fibs for far too long which is probably true to begin with now I believe Santa was real fellas cause like what eight maybe long time probably says a lot about me to be honest I'm willing to suspend my belief if it means there's the possibility of a fat old man climbing down my chimney at night to give me gifts what do you mean sin ain't real I mean Santa is real he's real he's a real thing children of chat don't allow me to spoil your Wonder okay cool thank you yeah no no no worries you're getting decimated good god welcome back mr. Oh 32 months in a row on the pile thank you very much my friend I appreciate it I guess we'll just do that you need those torches after all God that skittering is so disturbing twist grandpa bear is Santa grandpa bear you Santa now I don't think he is that was a pretty bad santa lap even like trying to convince me of it just now was awful I'm pretty sure you guys are wrong about that phenom Oh welcome back to the pile thanks for 9 months in a row appreciate it please help my grandma bear he's very sick he's been down there for a minute now leave grave-robber alone leave her alone what the Fox vision okay like what am I to do about that that is a classic RNG sesh right there by the way four straight attacks on the same character let's go ahead and just shadow fade all right we got to kill something I'll do they are being pretty rude here yeah that's fine 45 dodge with this love it love you to sing gossip thanks for being here all right one shot kill it's coming no I lied such a liar wish I'd stop and there he goes the heels have actually been really good so far liar liar chicken diner it's almost there yet I haven't had a chicken dinner in a minute literally and figuratively I was I was particularly referring to pop G chicken dinners now back in the day well good we used to pick those up on the Reg last gray wolf and I running them duo's it was mostly him admittedly but I was a support that was damn good and not dying grim jacks welcome to the pile friend thank you very much for your twitch Prime subscription bear hugs please in the chat get them cozy get them comfy Oh getting that Scout do it all the way all the way let's see let's dump that take these dump this take those eat the food eat the food maybe the bear hugs y'all hey babe everything cool no reason to go this way oh and actually I do have to do it that's right we're doing that exterminate three months in row welcome back in Chris Aries welcome to the bear thanks for several toys prime as well appreciated more bear hugs if you all wouldn't mind I love it thank you thank you very much firmly grasp it okay you are gonna kill this thing without it being able to attack us even once well played too many spiders man has been a bit of an infestation do we get the heel nope No a damn bunch of useless garbage momentum going through the tasks end although I guess when we're looking for crests exclusively that's to put a bit of a limit on what I see is useful her pickaxe has been solid and I keep forgetting to swap off the toxin trickery not that it's really been necessary is that Howard that V Howard died where are my crests at have you seen don't panic snood darkest dungeon mean video it's a quad Hellion strategy should totally do it they breakthrough all day long that's an interesting idea I do want to do a few more meme teams I'll admit it's tempting but I was so disappointed with the Crusader run I was so sure that was gonna work out a lot better than it did the pain train is the name that's pretty good that'd be god howard they do empower man the Bounty Hunter does not give a all he does is crit and kill it's true doing a damn fine job you are not don't leave them with one that's rude you know we're not supposed to do that now it's taught him well he's shown them the way and the darkness fighting both on my last say week 35 managed with men-at-arms finally man grave robber Vestal and a bunch of Aegeus oh yeah there you go Agis oh my god that's that introduces a whole new element to that fight huh to the mud I was wrapped up and suited for a one-man show here hi hello how's it going good good to see you think yeah I just came to tell you that heifer escaped is he in the yard still no so nice he's fine he's good okay he escapes yes I was there and chubs immediately chased him back in no these are harder you need to be where your home is which is over here and have there's like a few okay bye mm-hmm and he jumped right back in that's adorable all right bye cool thanks they're cute oh I did not interact with that curio today whoops oh I also forgot to change the grave-robber skills again yeah I could call but hold on there we go sick and let's do bam bam there it is okay good good we do have a rabbit named Ted for you but what the is this they're pushing me here game wants to see what I'm capable of all right he lit up they got me slightly concerned it's mostly the stress I'll be looking to get rid of her if I can and it's liking crit to get rid of some of that it's probably ideal to the bear by Road King Kai welcome to the pile my friend thank you for your subscription I appreciate and enjoy you bad your emotes much love bear hugs please in the chat I'm in that for how you doing I hate when darkest dungeon wants to see what I'm capable of I hate when anyone wants to see what I'm capable of why can't people keep their expectations lower honestly life's so much easier that way that's fine that's fine I think for the hugs appreciate it that's got to do it right Berenice and the stress he'll nail that you don't know dapper alright fair enough valid response sometimes I don't know how I'm doing either how about not killed you yet cuz I keep missing maybe try that there you go its shadow fade again to prevent another crit bird for their stress accrual I suppose romantic outlaw thank you very much for three months of row preciate welcome on back in seven am how you doing good to have you which skill is stronger collect bounty or sug on DS sug on DS League m'as oh yes these nightmarish creatures can be felt they got him I like to say with as much exaggeration as I can muster store like that weird Walker misheard dulcet tones glad to be up to hear it glad to be up in this Broncos this is the third one I'm not look at where I am probably because you didn't interact with that cheerio without the words yeah that was the word that was that was a good darkest dungeon yeah I darkest dungeon she's right I mean I should interacted with that curio you're gonna love this down Jimmy I'm gonna love it feeling good man get him Parag Oh heard you talking hmm oh god oh god oh god god damn it wow they are dodging like crazy at least even the bounty hunter although he does hell yeah I just have the mask of timeless doesn't make sense I need to try to give him more kills - I got to try to keep the attention on that I can't reach her son of a 71 from the crit belt wow you know we gotta get rid of that dick shroom soon enough I want to try that okay yeah yeah not a good set of turns they're not a good use of our time those look a bit like a Winnie it's done this heals oh good lord come on come on now oh we just had the two grated we've no we don't we don't breed them or anything it's just it was simply a a pet of choice for us in the earlier years now we have the two rabbits named Chunkin heifer and we have the dog named chubs the dog chubs was acquired after the rabbits oh my god and we didn't give him that name that was the name he had at the shelter which was part of the reason why we felt it necessary to choose him because dama that it's not fitting and a monkey named bear that's right that's me what the died oh my god now we have to deal with this fungus does he even do does it do something by itself I don't think so we can't heal when it's here though so I guess there's no point in leaving it around all right let's go fight our fourth farrago in a second here oh cool yay replaced wheeled adventurer perfect going good is only the first test must be carried home there you go probably use a campfire here take some buffs nice oh my god I just blinked and a gnat was in my eyelid I'm so sick of these things the audacity of these bugs get out of my entire face ah my head is off limits we can coexist if you just stay off my head I swear I thought that was gonna be a Parag oh for sure there we go grilling with 500 volts but I've got the I got the catchy setup which I know is working because I can see in there the corpses of their fallen comrades who dared enter my domain and now one of them's smushed between my upper and lower right eyelid consumed bogs cute we have a shelter dog a dog with dwarfism and we just found a cat in the trash can so we have a cat that's great I love it though I'm glad to hear there are three less animals in need or two I guess right yeah they breed quickly down the even the dock they breed quickly in the darkness of my office I mean darkest dungeon IRL Matt's who just wanted to give you the crimson curse I just want to spread the curse around just a little bit of fun curse fun little curse for everybody he's insatiable Bayeux Tapestry you know what I'm gonna keep you you just look so pretty so much prettier than those antivenom I just I can't I can't leave you off you know we're camping after this in fact I'm probably gonna go up this way and then come back down to get the secret door spoilers leave it ain't of a rock oh it's the goddamn spiders oh we're doomed doomed Power Man where's the friendly shandler when you need them right all right well we killed one maybe our in Jesus will see fit to take penny there's the critter critical plate hit right when they dump all my anti-venom stun debuff mark good show excellent work friends you've done good minus 10 accuracy - oh boy don't stun him thanks I need him to heal if you wouldn't mind I mean actually he's gonna stab you in the face stab you in the face there we go then a big fat hill right there that's not it that was eight it should have been 480 shadow faith so I heard you just dumped your anti boom there we go is that Howard is that god Howard just miss it Thanks I'm not trying to stall goddammit it's not my fault spiders are unkillable all right finally getting this done I'd even just dump off this for food in fact I'm almost certain I'm going to none of that is necessary would not have to do any stress healing I can remove a mortality debuff which certainly seems like a good idea let's do that and I'm gonna pop gallows humor did not go well but then we can just do that sweet for respite left let's go with tracking and this is how we do it for sure there we go okay that's fine I was truthfully expecting ever Akko I was so sure it was gonna be another one we don't have a lot of options for when there's no or when there's only one back liner when there's only one in spot three that's a gentle ambush it's a tender ambush just to remind us never to feel safe here we go no need for that remind yourself that overconfidence is slow and insidious killer anti-venom nope take press though sweet okay keep going and again will walk past this and will come back and get it on the way to the other side I don't even want the deeds I want kress more we can trade beads for crests I suppose tender like a pig's ass indeed just like that tender part of a pig that you take a potato peel or two for the tasty bacon I'm never gonna let that go even though it's completely inaccurate Jesus Christ wide this is absurd completely absurd oh my god well that's not gonna do a lot I guess I'm gonna stack the debuff I have no bandages war or anti-venom it's so screwed yikes it's bonus damage with the thrown dagger Yeah right pardon my reach that's gonna hurt like hell that's good a bit in shotgun absurd while wandering around in the darkness pole in the forest full of eldritch monsters look I thought I'd taken proper precautions I was under the impression that we were prepared Big KRIT let's find power man don't talk about bacon in the dark lesson learned clearly I will take that move every time please every single time Centauri aslam nth all day long please no dodges for me no damage over time at least though for them this is a heel thank you it's actually not looking terrible now it is there we go that's not the right one stacks of leave injury and dispose of the stage guys come on come on now he's not marked anymore 9 to 18 that's what he has protection just realize that Morgan Blanc welcome to the bear pile my friend thank you very much for your subscription I appreciate it that was a convenient survival 140 not gonna happen that'll help he should act last [Music] that bleeds gone at least that's good thank you thank you thank you thank you my thread winds on that's perfect that's what I want to see that's not so good night kid three months ago all welcome back thank you hey there we go a moment of clarity in the eye of the storm oh that just survived mortality clarified in a single strike Oh God oh my god marked himself got the heel okay sings a pleasant song oh how sweet between worlds no place he's dead create heal okay I'm not giving up how very precipice huh God they hurt so much when they're though they're not gonna die it was 75% protection [Music] rice man all right spread the damage around that's what we need right now okay that's gone unbelievable mmm-hmm thank you good oh my god really as life ebbs terrible vistas of emptiness reveal themselves unbelievable their hands bred from becoming unwound survival is a tenuous proposition that's incredible man unbelievable this skirmish may be lost but the battle may yet be won we reassemble evil is timeless after all the poor caretaker I fear his long-standing duties here have affected him there we go let's go finish this God forbidden godforsaken garbage campaign defeat the Shrieker oh yeah that's the that's the curveball you wanted to throw me today darkest dungeon that feels good thanks cool this is dumb I should just get a vessel but I don't have any I don't have a vessel and I just killed my two occultists so cool man this is really good I can't believe how shitty that was that couldn't have been shittier yes sure all right yeah we even got her set now all right ank's e92 I'm just supposed to flip a switch you know I'm just supposed to flip a switch and be okay usually in these circumstances it's tough sometimes man like god I got to perform all the time I have to put on this happy face I have to switch like boom like go get back into it let's just do this let's get it done I'll finish this and the campaign will be over-fitting silence in all my terrible researchers what I sought was a glimpse behind the veil a crumb of cosmic truth I found it here and in that moment of brain blasting realization I ceased to be a man and became Herald an avatar of the crawling chaos life feeds on life in your petty pursuit of family Redemption you consumed those who rallied to your cause and in so doing you strengthened nothing accelerating the end this is as it should be it is why you are here it sure is isn't it seems more and more like that these days I just won a math debate cool what wait what how do you debate math two plus two is four no it's not you're an idiot we are chained here forever you and I at the end of the world free yourself roused the thing and embrace the ineffable cosmic hideousness that lives within us all I have seen their head in the room enough [Music] you still foolishly consider yourself an entity separate from the whole no better [Music] all right I just got a talk it's how you start streaming again you just start talking let your train of thought out of your brain and onto the screen I guess I want to want to do this again another time but there's no point it's just I gotta just finish this so that's what we're doing here y'all sorry I wish this hadn't happened to me I let my brain become my enemy but just gonna finish this and then be done people have been asking me if I went and played spelunky to yesterday and I didn't because I have horrible social anxiety and I couldn't get myself out of the house so there's the answer to that [Music] yes that's why we're all here right yeah exactly that's why I have this job now I mean it'd be a bummer sorry y'all just can't be helped sometimes I guess looks like I get to thinking about these things I think I do a fairly good job of keeping my mental health issues off of my broadcast you know but like I get to thinking about how twitch streamers were live so up I'm not even live that off and comparatively I'm not even live that often at all but I look at like the people that are live like 810 hours a day like it is impossible to be Welsh genuine bad law where you're putting on an act I am I know I am I got masks absolutely I just find it extremely difficult to keep the facade up every now and then thank you for the bid sorry I don't mean to ignore bone mud thanks for selling as well appreciate it so whenever you're wondering why I'm not streaming it's because I feel like this I really don't think it's good for entertainment woe is me I it's kind of nice to see all different sides to human though yeah and I love you I love you too it's all my fault Chad it's like I was sad this morning your fault all right I love you love you too thank you for helping me when I was sad this morning and now I'm not sad where's Chuck Chuck yes no that's probably where it needs to be I'm a writer so my job to sign up simultaneously convince people I know what I'm doing and convinced myself that my work is an actual garbage I'm with you yeah imposter syndrome runs rampant blame the Nets I'm with you there yet crits for hero died even Cheverus sister you know I'm a sad sack with Cheverus you feels bad enough to give me pity [Music] there this is going okay anyway I mean the riposte highwayman I kind of expected that handle business got to remember I've actually got four visions now too so Kate thanks buddy appreciate it [Music] time heals all indeed thank you all right let's I mean I guess I'm just doing this so mindlessly like I haven't even taken them over oh good god how can I be sad now god damn it now I have to feel bad about feeling thank you thank you so much so no money solves everything thank you very much for the ten thousand bits so no good lord much appreciated it's like ten thousand dollars tOA's okay thank you buddy stream helped me through difficult time with last month's appreciate back yeah that does mean a lot I know it's hey that's the thing I know I'm not I'm preaching to the choir with these issues I know that much and it does mean a lot to have the support group of sorts so thank you all thank you hey I hate to like as as weak as this sentence even sounds I hate to show that weakness in the professional setting like I like to control my exhibitions of that weakness as stupid as that sounds but I suppose it's it's the moments of actual vulnerability that people benefit from the most typically anyway so yay silver lining right right back what the man I need more money we shouldn't say that no I don't please don't I don't need more money I'm fine calm atreya thank you for the 16 months up for air my friend thank you very much Cheverus can I make an observation yeah what's up or like a comment or like I don't you can only make to the best snide remark yeah that's acceptable and hawks of all Wilkinson bits the double subbulu with another hundred good lord thank you all very much thanks for the support thank you thank you sorry please make your observation um when I hi hey we don't have to have a therapy stream right I don't want it to be better right this is the final boss for God's sake yeah I'm trying to keep in focus here we got it all girls better high five I'm going to work early so that I can get a pumpkin spice vanilla chai tea it was pretty tasty it's so good and also food from there yeah you need to eat make sure you tell every tweet adder throughout the day if you would look if you if you remember here's the thing she won't it's more likely now that you're hearing this that you'll remember to tweet at my wife to remind her to consume food because she won't forbidden shotgun I do at at home at lunchtime if I don't bring lunch than I usually don't eat but then that's bad cuz then I get sick yeah yeah thank you so much for bidding shotgun for more money so so kind appreciate on another two of the bits from the neck Oconee cosine as well in buzz light-skinned thank you whatever TV welcome on into the pile thank you for your generosity things are going to get that fruit stand and get a ton of fruit you have been craving the freshness yeah what's what's fresh Roundy all eat fresh healthy food what are the what are the fruits of choice and chance need some recommendations I need to eat better ass there we go need to eat more ass I have never bought apples mango oh yeah mangoes a good one I love mangos we have banana - they have to be organic though cuz I'm allergic to the pesticides we keep trying watermelon and it keeps not being good because my theory is if you hit it then it's good but then I had a client tell me you get it and it's supposed to make a hollow sound and that's how you know it's good I'm like yeah I don't even know I don't know making the biddies eat bare ass have you seen bears ass have you heard of his swamp ass stories hey I've got a mesh chair now we don't have that issue you don't get swamp ass anymore that's true thank you anyway you have a great ass right I actually not it's not very like someone in chat said I'm okay with the fact that I don't have a butt taking away my control sorry it it's there and it's great hey we've done two damage to the ancestor look at us go yeah what are all these chrome we have to wait for the imperfect reflections to spawn and then that's the only way we can deal one damage at a time to the ancestor its hold on but normally not this long I think this is actually a particularly bad fight I did I have Wayne laughs you didn't get to hear it but that's that's a Wayne cackle for the ages what's your favorite flavor bagel like blueberry probably I feel like blueberries like the most was defaulting do you fall babe gold flavor yeah for sure stable bagel flavor Babel flaky bagel bagel bagel I'm not okay with him continually crit healing to one reflection I have to kill the deal damage laughs rearranged by if you blueberry bagels I feel that's like the most common bagel isn't it or plane yeah it's normal bagel with cream cheese and cinnamon sugar good choice good choice Power Man chat this is my work uniform that's what it sounds like just help him make a copy we can you can come a nice there we go see you can hear it nice and easy nice and sure mawkish good solid canvas material have all the nail fungus fall off yeah sounds like it looks good [Laughter] see people say you need a FaceCam for twitch totally unnecessary with your ears that's right all you other senses are heightened I can see here the nudity I'm getting dressed not no more she was though not in you wait who cares whatever look clothes are like whatever yeah they're only used to protect your breasts from crumbs falling on them that's true actually I mean like underwear is to protect our pants from our asses really but just go commando all the way do they oh yeah oh yeah I don't know how guys could go commando in Eugene chat berry yeah if you've ever gone commando he'll in the past month so you're wearing a bib I mean it's several yeas okay I see cuz I'm free yeah but not of my own choice Oh like you shoot your pants and then they were dirty and you didn't have any extra see you in there when you got stomach issues sometimes you shoot your pants yeah well we've all been there don't worry I thought this stream was all about encouraging each other to share our discomforts yeah what happened to that my stomach's uncomfortable so I'd my pants about it and now you're uncomfortable but now tell me that and we're all I know is bigger okay for reals though I am leaving and I loved it okay yeah three all working on Congrats buddy huh always feels good to beat it that's sentence yep I mean straight up fact right there that's true a weird move you just thinks at us really hard what's the hidden oh there's a hidden room yeah sorry I didn't mean to I realized upon saying that I was like yeah sure you've seen the hidden room but the hundreds of people watching you haven't seen hit you oh yeah sorry there's a hidden room over here and this darkest dungeon mission for it's just like a little it's a like shout out from Red Hook more or less it's just like hey thanks for playing the game it's just a cute little bonus thing are you hyped for castlevania season - yes but I'm much more height for Bojack Season 5 which is coming out in 11 days I am super duper high for that I just watched the trailer this morning it looks fantastic these crits I love Bojack oh yeah awesome not surprised to hear the jet loves Bojack not a shocker great tool for you a great show for self-loathing for sure seriously though Bojack has got to be like one of the best animated shows ever I got almost the calling it one of the best shows I've ever seen but best animated show easily its it's extremely good [Music] archer is better I don't even know if I'd say that because I love Archer the flesh is immortal it is undying prey it does not take too hideous off for ya also Archer got a little worse as it went on whereas Bojack seems to be getting only better as it goes Archer you can kind of tell that like the team behind Archer didn't really have a ton of ideas to take it past like season four or five that's the impression I get anyway I guess the repost doesn't really matter here I got to keep this blight in mind though Power Man the bear pile is also immortal and undying what now Wayne very serious yes you love the last season of Archer which one is that the Pacific no I'm thinking of Pacific heat or whatever that Netflix show is I'm what was the Archard they did like Archer Vice right was that the most recent season I haven't let the Hellion I guess do the majority of the damage considering she's got adrenaline rush Vice was ages ago Oh shows how long it's been I guess then dreamland no no I've seen that oh boy here we go destroyer welcome to the heart of darkness folks finale this boy yes see here's the thing I wonder if we'll be able to deal enough damage to not have to sacrifice the second person it's a possibility [Music] I kind of doubt it though well there goes wine by highwayman you served as well [Music] yeah we needed chard dust I guess huh Oh baby there we go dr. pepper PhD dropped out of school cause of social anxiety but I'm starting at old education tomorrow stay cool the hell yeah rocket dude thank you for the 350 I appreciate that oh quick math quick math is it enough 67 times 1.50 it's not enough okay hold on if we Derk stab in the finale she's gonna kill someone here isn't she no oh okay can we do it just for fun [Music] I love how weak her normal skills are that's that's enough oh it's got crit yeah he's done it that's awesome victory all right redemption Phyllis no true we are warm this thing made from it and we will be returned to it in time the great family of man a profusion of errant flesh multiplying swarming living dying until the star has a line in there in Ex herbal formation and what sleeps is roused once more to hatch from this gradual shelf of Earth and rock and bring our inescapable end so seek solace in a manner befitting your lineage and take up your own mandatory vigil haunted forever by that skinny prose are going to the impenetrable Agnes on space and time ruin has come to my family yay he's done it he's done [Music] our man truly this is the darkest dungeon hooray that feels pretty damn good actually to have saved somebody from certain death any evidence of excessive exertions must be made scarce after all appearances must be maintained certainly appropriate right all right who it's finished all clear can we please get a a series of F's for the noble sacrifice of Zeno paradox the poor boy couldn't save them noble sacrifice though weak 1:43 holy hell I didn't even realize how far into it we were here but that's I think that accounts for like the time you spend in the farmstead as well Jake Tony appreciate the biddies buddy thank you very much and Mago Saros thank you for the three months thank you thank you thank you yes the laundromat nice well Andre the day after saving the work we got to keep up appearances right I mean sure you cleared out the heart of darkness and saved the entire estate from the eldridge horrors of nothingness but you got a lot of dirty clothes I want to see you being lazy what really happened to the ancestor he died right I mean I don't know what really happened you will know the tragic extent of my failings really we may never really know somebody said where asked me if I was wondering if darkest dungeon 2 is in the works I kind of doubt it I think they've been expanding upon this upon darkest dungeon to the point where they're satisfied with it I'm satisfied with it hell like I'm pretty happy with this state of the game right now having just completed this campaign I doubt that they're gonna be sticking to this I'm pretty sure they're gonna be moving on to other things I didn't build the hook that's true yeah wonder if I've got enough resources for it right now I mean hell I can't really call myself a completionist without doing that right so hang on how many cress can we get for these quite a few I'm not doing anything else with the shards anyway right so we might as well do that busts into crests quite a few let's see if we got it I don't think looking at the math real fast I don't think it's gonna work out but yeah oh it's close it's so close god damn it god damn it I have to buy it one more run one more I gotta get it this is I have to get it I have to get it I'm gonna regret this I can't don't forget bear what just happened hold your horses now skipper let's be smart bring the antiquarian mantle arms shield breaker Vestal plague that there's no way there is no there's no way no way this could go wrong no way it's impossible it is impossible this team this team is made of the stuff of gods they are immortal bring torches you nerd I will I will I'm gonna take care of this lot narrator it wasn't they were actually doomed yep love that man in arms definitely I know that plague doctor I finally have her kit which is really good I forgot oh my god I forgot how good she is now yay and then super healing vessel easy easy peasy let's go later on Robin have a nice evening okay this is it this is the one right here I might actually do embolden Ling vapors cuz we're gonna yeah we're not gonna be able to take advantage of incision so there's that and it blatant stunts kill chance 35% extra bleed skill chance though man it's tempting to add on incision just for that I want to have crush maybe even rampart this time and not command yeah let's do that okay all set let's do it I'm gonna go get some crests all the crests all the bear Devi hey daily Kaylee just knocked it out daily yeah sorry just missed it we're bringing torches you know we're bringing torches full stack of shovels okay okay this team is so strong and has so much torchlight there's no way they can lose whopping fish-like things abhor the warding sigils let us claim this place a new how like when Wayne says flopping fish like things it's mildly unsettling there's a flopping fish like thing packs laden with loot only that often low on supplies all about crests all crests all day hey Mark ah hi mark that's the thing you find unsettling I mean amongst others not just the one I guess what a fish enjoy eating those damn gems so much it's a valid question I guess they got to find whatever diet they can down here Cove music is still it's still good certified banger exactly Oprah that's right Oprah Winfrey The Cove music is a certified Bangor they didn't figure out that's not rock candy oh yeah all the stress took me until getting into the first battle of the dungeon to realize oh wait a minute there's no stress the only on the team whoopsie Pikachu are you doing still gonna be fine though there we go there we go their formation is broken maintain the offensive stun it up the crits to reduce the stress love it I'm gonna top off the healing to the accuracy buff from command looking super nice now yeah I'm thinking I might have to switch up the skills let's go wave I'm gonna take off the buff from the play doctor for sure there's those crisps bazaars two months welcome on back in man thank you very much appreciate it thank you thank you thank you know I take all the other heirlooms too I guess because I can trade those for more crests so let's definitely do that and now swap that for that sure play doctor boom let's go with incision just see how it works just in case it's the the skill that rounds out the entire crew I got to go bear these flopping fish like things are making me hungry okay here's some more mmm tasty delish stun up we're getting a lot of crits the break-in is lit fam now you said Brik and gun King I saw it grrrrrr King not gun King we're going with Brie canal I think you should drop crush for posting buffs take up many turns by themselves true it's also not likely that a lot of these fights last past turn to maybe turn 3 so giving him repost at the start and then commands maybe he doesn't even need to do an attack at all later on ink adds possible but right now having crush is gonna obviously solve this problem if he doesn't die to that to journal pages okay who needs to remove something that would be probably her although he's got five I could guarantee getting rid of curious though I actually kind of like that not to mention it's locked in so that's pretty damn useful okay I won't allow the back to to actually stay up so that the repose can take effect as much as possible and pail seems pretty good here now doesn't bear have you tried I have not tried the wall no I still that's like one that has been requested basically from the beginning I don't even know if I've got the correct team for it now I've got the right people available to form the team I mean what is it again it's like man-at-arms leopard Crusader something or other the incision ah his size alone does not dissuade the sharpened blade she'll break are killing it ah my essence just another crit in the wall yeah Vestals the last one okay vessel man-at-arms Crusader labra got it arts beasts lay around on these nightmarish creatures can be felt they can't be beaten don't need an extra shovel it's something like that [Music] yeah camp right now good little early I think I'll just dump off a stack of food so let's just eat this and then BAM boom got it okay cool good progress so far go ahead and use the torches to make space in the inventory anyway heirlooms will take waiting to be spent guy keep keys for now I guess I'm gonna get rid of antivenom want me and my friends were all big darkest dungeon fans played a game where we give each other parts of lane lines and he didn't need to complete it I was worried by how good I was at there I think I probably be pretty damn good at that too actually yet how many how many words did you get to give like two or three words and go from there we can play that and chat - can you finish this one overconfidence is a I think that's how that goes sorry no let me get the emphasis back there overconfidence is a it's got explode out of it four digit size alone does not entirely describe my penis that's right isn't that right I think that's right rude you need to die the spelunky - trailer oh it is see now like I don't even have to necessarily go play it because I saw quite a bit of it in the trailer and I'm like oh I'm ready to just wait until that's finished I've seen enough I I say I know what I am getting not that I even needed that I was pretty damn confident in the game back when I wasn't even sure it was gonna be a platformer yeah if you'll recall I was sitting here yelling at y'all about how I would play to pull spunky - if it was a collectible card game I'd say hell yes what does mr. you have in store for us this time spelunky be are totally spelunky to dating sims sign me up welcome to the dare Peter the fish ones or just Peter the fish whichever you prefer thanks for subbing with twitch prime I appreciate it welcome back and enjoy your badge and your emotes bow spelunky card absolutely slightest lapse in concentration now I actually want that spelunky the DMD 5e module I just I don't even know how that works but I'm down she's go ahead and do that time to get squiffy and there they go yeah heirlooms I'm giving that's exactly what I want and now I'm out of space that's trade you know what I'm not giving up the quarters I was just considering it but I'm not doing it the strength to follow it I really wanted to but I'm not gonna instead I'm gonna camp here yeah I just dropped the quest objective we don't need that these two and get rid of that prevent the ambush don't really need to stress he'll so I'll probably just go ahead and take those two and then we'll be good yeah we have the mill so don't have to worry about hunger checks holy yes the mother lode I'm gonna replace these bus with these crests and then deeds over bandages I guess just go ahead and use one like and though okay this is going well this is what I'm looking for that's not nice hang on to the torches as long as I can the food will be next keys actually you know what keys should probably go next Babu's paid for in blood keys I use for secret rooms and unlocking chests for more heirlooms nice Brian but now I see no need for keys so that I'll probably gonna go next hopefully I can run into a quest location soon there is one there it's probably the third one's gonna be like right at the end there pretty smooth so far though we could get rid of another negative quark get another Scout there too that's excellent might find the other quest location actually there it is cool okay oh my god we scouted the whole thing hell yeah okay so let's see I think I'll try to get rid of something on her yeah really any of those will be nice to get rid of so let's do it I don't have abs I forgot oh well nice it's lit BAM later on Verity thanks for hanging out appreciate ya thank you so much for the support y'all today was weird hey appreciate the UH the willingness to tolerate my my what do I want to call it another less than optimal streaming conditions sure yeah we all got weird days yeah two torches lat might as well at this point nice perfect we only needed like fifty right I think we're almost there in fact I'm pretty sure we have what we need the moon bear needs more money jet it's not true I'm fine thank you appreciate it thank you Power Man you get to show that finale to an Allen he'd still swear by turn one finales yell if you do if you don't understand the benefits of the gesture after watching that fight I don't know I don't know how to help you thank you for not being horrible really I mean anything a number of things could have been way worse than that but you you were nice to me today game forbidden shot gotten more bad money thank you very much Chris the crits are absurd do the damage murder his ass damn it how in the world did you not land that bleep plus 25 goddamn percent crit welcome to the bear a Jeff winters epic name welcome to the bear pile my friend thank you for your subscription much appreciate it so this is where we like crush who's now hopefully we can just kill this guy nope miss his repost as strong as hell now yo it up [Music] should have been commanding the whole damn time should have been commanding seize this momentum push on to the tasks end oh I will Wayne don't you worry I don't even need shovels actually I can dump those off right away - nice fair enough I am carrying a lot I'll give you that much how many times we have to teach you the old man lesson old man the lesson you learn about being old why'd you do that why'd you age exponentially in fact it seems [Applause] head trinkets incoming if only we hadn't gotten them all already oh come what she's oh my god no no no the tar the dam tab is open hold on friggin Google get out of here it's such a pleasant ringtone though isn't it I'm such a professional this is the stream I'm gonna show people when I try to get potential sponsors in the future I'm Barrett - happy nice to meet you samsung representative thanks for taking the time out to see me so I owe my broadcast to get real sad and beg my stream to help me out of my funk I get phone calls to just kind of take him in the middle of the cast just disregard the chat they don't know they don't mind and then I shield to him they usually like that Bart you should show them the stream about pig asses oh yeah that'll get them that'll hook him oh my god blargh Ian look at that that's blessed the triple combo no bare face in there though that makes me sad oh baby a triple and the command finally it means to be fair bear and I will plan as nls s docket while recording Isaac the man's efficient give him credit were yeah no worries they're blogging you got gifted sub that feels good doesn't it I got gifted a few myself somebody gifted me a sub - I'm a cutie pie a little while ago I don't think I have it anymore never even watch the guy but now let's find the bear pie bargain Hey look at Caleb FP thanks for gifting the tier 1 sub the Blart you let's appreciate it how about some bear hugs please now you got all the faces yeah boy no more excuses dammit I just watched bear do the final mission what the hell does that final cutscene mean oh there's room for interpretation friend that much we know [Music] nice but he stops playing - I am the other people on the show it's actually pretty plain I do I do find it genuinely hilarious the lengths he'll go to to not edit like that is just absurd although admittedly well here's the thing they'll keep in mind editing something is simple but it's the matter of rendering out the entire video afterward that takes up time on the computer that he could otherwise be using recording more content and you know that's the logic trainees following are you kidding me used to get in Skype corner where he just stops playing - sweet sky - I should have known none of those messages were private it's all for the content in it oh my god the quads combo I see it man oh that's so - willow resistance it's there it's beautiful you just gotta wait for the moment I'm not even gonna hang on to this traipse a hydrant doo-doo-doo welcome to the bear pile andre DK bear hugs please Thank You vanillas member of the pile on try appreciate your subscription my friend welcome on into the bear pile where you get yourself a little chat badge 26 emotes I know and all the bear hugs we can muster get him up fare check come on make them feel up the bear pile is a welcoming wholesome sentient pile of flesh it's also a little disturbing welcome you to the file lovely riving pile of carcasses pick is about time after all that to eat binging you down on the bear tube I like that the bear too wonder if they'll rename it that no Harmon asking right I'll just send him the email send a quick email over to Johnny YouTube hey what do you think about bear - that's got a nice ring to it doesn't it want to be confusing now most people just go to that website for my content anyway right just cut out the middleman are the different benefits for content creators like yourself between Twitter prime and normal subs now it's all the same high percent the same I remember hearing totalbiscuit ask him like twice why do people still watch northern yeah real talk northern lion is actually one of the best streamers slash youtubers like look at the entirety of what's available you can look down the list on Twitch browse the most popular streamers on the website at any given time honestly he's one of the best but can hear at sea there's the question that's a classic Mitch Hedberg joke I'm gonna probably butcher the remembering of it to a certain degree but he's talking about how like so many actors are expected to be like multi-talented today okay yeah you can act but can you sing no I'm an actor of course not it's like no other no other occupation is really put under that expectation it's like okay you're a butcher can you farm didn't think so he did it better again you had to be there 20 years ago when Mitch Hedberg was alive and doing stand-up comedy one of the lines I love the most on this game is the blood pumps the limbs obey there's one that might not actually actually be able to fill in if we were playing that we were playing that finish the Wayne quote game because then I just saved the blood pumps that's right yeah sure you're a youtuber but can you twitch stream oh no what I did sign up for that well the entire inventory is full of Chris that's about what I was looking for if you're a butcher you're legally required to be capable of being a mid-boss in an RPG or horror game it's part of the license I do actually agree with that wholeheartedly not that it's a Matt that it's debatable as it is factual Palamon I've mastered the art of timing my cheers so that bear never reads them and can put whatever I want on screen without wait a minute that's a sexual indication isn't it how dare you no brothers watching and now the darkness holds dominion be careful man no twitch staff and chat right when Lobby cotton yep I guess riposte I'm staff but I'm on my alt account hmm I'm giving you the eyes no no sub Cal out really smart whale super sorry buddy 19 months in a row thank you for keeping you supple F appreciate it I missed you get my dad is that my dad is twitch staff careful hey you you'll be nice to me and chat my dad is twitch staff I'll get you Ben do you think that happens in the elementary schools now I bet it does that's weird do you do there we go my dad works for Microsoft my dad works for a fortnight oh my dad is mr. poor night oh no and this funny that my dad works at Nintendo is still perfectly relevant to amidst all this stuff I even more so my dad is Jeff from the overwatch team I watched one of those old Dino flasks Supercuts the Jeff overwatch update videos and oh face they're still just as funny it's good stuff I don't know if he's still making those yeah I got the idea in my mind to go check it out after stream today I think hey bear ball sack no I wasn't supposed to say that okay that's what I get for reading chat before it processes in my brain naughty word naughty word my dad is a slow and insidious killer good one good one my dad works for the ancestor my dad is the ancestor welcome to the bear I starred rivaling victory well c'mon in to the bear pile thanks for subbing with twitch prime buddy appreciate it my dad one great big brother 12 nice my dad is my mom I was wondering when someone was gonna do it wonders can be found in the most tenebrous corners of this place I didn't know if I was gonna have to do it oh my god eight more kress Wow well yeah he's done it he's done it oh the crests in the world I got sixty treasure oh but here they come one by one mmm I'll just listen just listen oh yeah connect us awesome kreygasm each individual impulse Oh every little bit of heirloom stacked up on each other so good so good I'm so wealthy oh my goodness oh my goodness Wow crest me daddy holy dude dude edu oh baby oh baby the stacks there we go there we go there I'm at work please stop I can't stop the feeling my dad is a crest there you go the advantages our stop saying suggestive words Wayne frothing has never been used in a non-sexual context friendly shambleau thank you for the 300 bits gone a few days now I'm back buy yourself something nice thanks pal check it out now here's the thing but Red Hook a monument with no purpose except proclamation of one's dedication now it lists here the requirements for this building as 50,000 gold 750 crests in one blueprint but also unlisted is a requirement of at least 100 baer hype emotes so if you could go go ahead y'all please I bet we can fill this up real quick if we could just go ahead and get 100 baer hype emotes if possible just a real quick count count them up gherkin yeah make sure we got enough oh no no no this is enough here this is yeah maybe okay it's starting to get up there looking like you know okay okay I think we've I think we've maybe got enough that might do it Palamon proclaim dedication the Red Hook constructed he's done it the Red Hawk rises Nicki PC thank you for the Betty's he's done it built the Red Hook that's every building baby of the new whoo welcome back on Odetta man welcome back to the pile buddy thank you very much for your two months and real appreciate it that's pretty satisfying that feels good only 89 percent of the achievements I know right what do I have left a good Oh y'all lose a hero to hunger of course okay yeah that's fair what else though let's see all the way down here any boss with only one hero remaining okay boss with a party of four afflicted one's got to die to a maggot right Darion thank you very much for your three months of road buddy appreciated I figure out what those are I guess all right cool oh man well then I think that's gonna put a stamp on it y'all actually made some good progress in the cove with that may end up coming back here for some fun farmstead runs at some point but for the most part that is that it's our color of madness campaign complete missions successful indeed yes so now as far as the future of this modded gameplay is a possibility I think I'll come back to it at some point download a few mods see if we can't get a new campaign going with some new characters and have some fun with that in the Barnstead to come to the I like that idea quite a bit DJ turtles welcome on in body bear hugs please thank you all appreciate

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Published: Sun Sep 09 2018