Baer Plays Darkest Dungeon: The Color of Madness (Ep. 36)

try to assume that I'm not gonna be able to get through the Brigham 12-pounders phases as efficiently as I'd like and in that case it might behoove me to equip further dodge boosts zero point thank you yeah I appreciate that thanks for the rate well then I guess this is pretty good oh I can still use the non equally inhaled like keep forgetting about that that what we're going into the Weald sits by not the best choice eyes followers only on I don't know it is must have followed for ten minutes let's change it to zero minutes how about that there we go or we can just turn it off yeah let's do that that's better um all right Oh lost my screen today's thinking grade all right now we're ready hey I got it back let's go let's go I'm dead skull oh my god my monitors flickering on and off right now I am having the greatest morning this is so wonderful hi it's going really great doing this this okay we're good I can over-provision of course now because we got all the money in the world and I don't think I need a lot of them and I don't need this bandage either because we have the full stack that's probably be a little unnecessary um all right hey hey so what are you doing are we sacrificing another flatulent 'day now we're gonna do a smarter build for him we're not gonna get killed I promise I promise guarantees the wild whispers of heresy roused the rabble to violent action such was the general air of rebellion not even my generous offer of gold to the local constabulary was rebuffed to reassert my rule I sought out on scrupulous men skilled in the application of force tight-lipped and terrifying these mercenaries brought with them a war machine of terrible implication cat hello those they're still so good the smell of sulfur and gunpowder hangs in the air the war machine is closed and every time I hear that I'm so tempted to break into ozzy osbourne but I won't I'll save you Oh Benny save you Betty in the Jets morale good morning to you as well got a 15-hour day at working kirklands you got to run this those for the kriti biddies have fun bear pile Benny continuing your string of generosity on from yesterday thank you very very much for the 5000 bits for the start of the dungeon here exceptionally kind once more that's it yeah it's got to be at least seven crits right all right well I've got basically no plan for how this team is gonna work I guess they've got some bleed synergy which is fine tracking shot is probably worth using quite a bit well there's the first crit that was easy all right I'm actually losing my screen like every other second here I got it I might have to figure out what's going on hopefully it's not gonna persist oh yeah Thank You Olga of course thought matters there's - Benny you're looking good so far welcome little penguin you're still here welcome back thank you for two months and we're appreciate it I keep looking at him thinking we need blood all right so he's got tracking shot enabled I'd say it's probably worth it to try to kill this guy that is he needs okay mm-hmm I think I'll just let him bleed out cuz I can do a lot of damage here that's worth it now I'm gonna be able to stun him though so we're just gonna have to deal with one tree branch smackdown more than likely do a bulwark equipped oh nice holy [ __ ] no I do not I do have holy lance which is probably better thank cappuccino how's it going miss all the crit and see immediately I'm shown that holy Lance was the correct decision okay so you've already fueled three crits pretty goddamn good hi bear taffy is smooth voice weirdo accurate thanks world leader appreciate it welcome back how he doing [Applause] and purpose is made clear I'm gonna put that on my new business cards there taffy this smooth voice weirdo please put the Crusader in second slot and use duelists advance on the highway man never you take your efficiency and your logic and get the [ __ ] out of here I will always play sub-optimally hence dumping that Sapphire for a journal page big ee-vie why 1 1 1 is being number 1 is the best but 1 1 1 has three of them and one one one one causes too much or cost is too much clearly is what you meant to say shakes poor ye that's alright though appreciate the bits out there goes my monitor again well down down there Nana go to my monitor again whoopsy I don't know why I'm going this way actually I just remember this is a boss fight no point in going this direction but hey it was fun fun while lasted right and since we're doing that we might as well clear out the whole thing [ __ ] it there's no way this could go poorly I need to remember to right-click to see so much time you went that way because it's the optimal path yeah fair enough I guess hey it might count it in well I mean no it's not really worth it is it we don't need blood we do not need blood am I gonna curse from this eye I guess that is probably a way this could have gotten poorly okay so far it's stress relief so I'm feeling good and I'll bleed him out we get a stun on this guy easy good god that's insane a bullet kills him in him okay that's acceptable we have stress heals you'll bleed out no curse all right so far so good just try that I guess hey nice alright Benny I believe those are your crits you fueled well done oh come on no no good good boy that's a good boy we're gonna go Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam easy easy easy gothic well c'mon in are you alright heirlooms are now priority number one by the way I need to keep that mindset moving forward that we do not need money anymore we need to get all the portraits and beads and whatnot al Kivar how you doing good to see you would you rather fight one Trump sized deal or a hundred eel sized Trump's hmm what do you think I mean they're kind of depending on the ele oh you're probably looking at kind of a similar sized creature aren't you how big is an eel I think eels can get pretty huge I think heels can be like the size of people although a Trump size deals regularly pretty small you know whoopsie no no all right crushing a hundred Trump's would feel pretty good yeah I got to give you that stomp stomping on them like Calvin stomps on miniature snowmen you just built oh man that's that makes me miss living in Utah because if we did then we could build snow Trump's then we could destroy them and I could get out some cathartic rage that's not against twitch Terms of Service right yeh politics fun oh that's a great conversation topic good job bear are you doing great today Yeah right like somebody was getting mad about making a trump in yatta which I guess is kind of understandable in some respects I'll send you some snow bear I think we got like six feet wet last one drunk at night yeah he'd take care of it please do bill yet build me tiny snow Trump's don't do that think about it for a second some snow would be really nice right now I was just gonna say it is toasty are we looking at here eight per okay Ebola does it now that I have that equipped that'd be cool dammit hey buttercup supreme it's going well ice I got to keep in mind here like I'm kind of playing under the assumption the normally true but currently false assumption that I've got healing available and that is not the case so it would behoove me to heal whenever possible on a character who is 20 health below the max like self especially because we are in a really good spot here pretty much one more bleed on him does it besides Arby's what other trash do you like bear you know I do just like to go in the dumpsters behind the Arby's sometimes and dig through the garbage the literal garbage there and see what I can find because I'm just a trash person who loves eating garbage Taco Bell yeah there is another garbage place I love to consume the offerings of a Jew tapestry triggered oh I just saw I made so many people so mad so angry how could you bear that was a Jude tapestry what's wrong with you seems like he loves this chat I do you know I do we're not gonna camp out now so guess we'll just dump all this trash to a bunch of useless garbage for picking up in this dungeon geez don't need that all right yeah I have money it was probably rid of that just make some space tonight two more torches two more torches there I disagree there are bees is at that level you're saying it's at like a Chipotle or naf naf level on top to your fast food now listen we have entirely different tearless you and I that much is obvious from the get-go first of all great name monsters awk well come on into the pile thank you very much for gracing us with your presence appreciate the twitch prime subscriptions shablam out now listen this is very important I don't know what naf naf is so I can't agree with you just purely bit add that of that basis alone I like Chipotle either really I can't say I'm a fan Chipotle is bad I'm with you mosh and rainbows I'm just not they're not digging it now Arby's Arby's I don't even want to stand behind truthfully because I had the opportunity to go back there yesterday and I said before I thought about saying it now there's only so many times that you can go eat raw meat between two pieces of bread as raw uncooked flesh from a from a cow just torn straight out of the beasts hide it's not rot that's what she's trying to tell you from the other room it's not raw meat there's only there's only so many times you can eat just meat between two pieces of bread it's yeah that stuff's the [ __ ] give us your top three bear okay let me hit you with this I'm gonna feed this is a this is a top three of shame by the way this is nothing I'm never gonna be proud of but I'll I'll be truthful about it also we got to figure out where we're going here so hold on I really don't know actually I'm assuming it's this one so I'm gonna go this way actually it's kind of dumb to go this way when he could go that way but I guess really it doesn't matter anyway here we go winding this stuff is only the first test I'd be lying to you if I didn't put Taco Bell up there in the top three I just don't know where it is yet so we'll go ahead and solidify a top three spot right there now let me let me introduce some drama into this Wendy's would have made it were it not for two months ago when they stood me up on a [ __ ] chicken sandwich I'm holding them to this I went to Wendy's two months ago I ordered a chicken sandwich on the receipt said it ordered the chicken sandwich got home no chicken sandwich sure I should have checked in the bag when I was there but that's not entirely my responsibility to check to make sure they got my order right so I tweeted Adam I got it took exam it didn't give me a chicken sandwich I didn't expect anything of it really to be to be totally truthful with you but then they replied to me and they were like hey give me your address and your phone number and all your info we'll make it right we totally won't just sell it off to our third parties to use later so foolish me believe them gave them all my info got stood up I got scorned by smug Wendy's that's right welcome everybody thinks they're the cool kid on Twitter not me I ain't fool no more t-square that reminds me of my halo days t square welcome on into the pile buddy thank you very much for your subscription with twitch prime appreciate it give us your social security number and we'll give you chicken sandwiches yeah that's for me once and I'll never go back to windy so I believe that's how the expression goes all right anyway Wendy's doesn't make it up there anymore give me your credit card info and I'll sub oh man that's a hell of a deal I can't afford not to pass her past that I can't afford not to pass that not that pass that up line mine flood Mykonos Oh twitch 13 years holy crap has it been that long already indeed anyway I still need to figure out my top three here don't I I got Taco Bell up there oh no I'm gonna probably put chick-fil-a up there probably go ahead and toss chick-fil-a up there and that talk top three cos ya awarded to the brave and the foolhardy alike I mean we talk about places that can get away with just serving a meat between two pieces of bread any chick-fil-a might be one of them hey but can you are you doing well come on in I prefer six guys to be honest nice nice nice good humor good comedy I see you know the in bag accuracy of what I order where I live is less than 60% it's to the point where I go to a place there's always something wrong with my order you need to move you got bad people living around you your your people are all broken alright I think I should camp now we don't have to do this do we no we don't have to do this it doesn't need to be said is almost kind of assumed anyway Vegas done hey you for three months in a row welcome back home from Ireland spent all me money on stuff they still want you to get the wet I let's see bandits sense is not gonna do me much good all right do I want clean musket I don't know how much I want to commit to just straight-up damage buffs here because if I get ambushed that I could be in a really bad spot but if I did this I would prevent the ambush and get rid of his stress so I guess that's yeah that's fine and then we'll do marching plan Queen musket and that's all I guess [ __ ] yeah I didn't plan that very well damn it he does not have disease okay so there's not a lot to be gained from this anymore oh well oh well the way is lit the path is clear we require only the strength to follow it we got some decent support from that I guess and take off that debuff and I'll hold off on using the holy water until I know whether or not this is actually the fight all right all righty shouldn't be too bad I can't punish him huh so in this early going here I think that well first of all I know that I need to do this it was a bit of a waste to commit to actions to trying to deal more damage to that guy but I I feel strongly that it is foolish not to try to take out his support team prior to going to the cannon itself hey Jeff what's up perhaps right over all this yeah we may go into the countess's lair today and try to make some progress it's gonna be a long trip no worries in coholic and it's a good place to spend your time wow that sucks alright well luckily we've actually got two characters that are really good at dealing with the few salir or the fuse man so shouldn't be too bad anyway loco welcome back for two months as well thank you very much lokor preciate it he's done he's nearly done yeah I think this will be easy oh just take a long long long time lead the Canon I was thinking about that I wish alright so now I use the flatulent to kill this guy use up either the highwayman or the musketeer to kill this thank you very much we can well he's gonna die no matter what so I think it's just time to deal straight damage here man you know what I think we've actually got a really good team for this relevant Rallis two months in a row thank you very much welcome on back in buddy oh my god especially if you only summons a fuse Minh yeah we've got a really good team for this we don't need any help at all Deadeye went a little wild yesterday yeah he's want to do apparently yeah give it a shot yeah now stun this guy and then allow the flagged link to hit him next turn ba-bam oh come on you're like it's I guess it was part of the most recent patch that the stun resistance for enemies was buffed up a little bit right or at least it was just made more difficult to stun enemies this really is not that threatening though like especially because we're able to one-shot that guy with a highwayman and the musketeer really not too worried about this he's gone we'll get damage here as well miss oh goodness yeah easy easy money the stupid idiot cannon what a dumb piece of metal [ __ ] [ __ ] Wow Wow the one shot crit from the flatulent that is that is kind of insane can I get 14 damage here from the crusader let's see it you know I have not finished the courtyard mission Boz now still need to head back in for the court or for the countess well there we go at home amongst the headstones this is a really good team as victories mount so to resistance this is a very very good team I think is what I'm realizing here and let's go ahead and buff up thank you for the claps that always feels good continue on shall we we've got some scouting done yeah let's do it meaning email mail the more torches paid for and plenty of food to last through these next few hallways oh [ __ ] there we go there we go that's why we do it yeah I see unwitnessed by his own eyes yes the money doesn't matter still but clearly we'll take it over certain other things like that oh no that's right yeah we can stay or stack the traipse hedron's now that is quite helpful cool all right now that we're wandering through the darkness I'm sure nothing will go wrong the remainder of this perfectly operated dungeon this arm thank you I remember building that yesterday yes now I do mm-hmm [ __ ] Shan blur ho it's not by default that you can do this there is a there's a new building or a new district that you can construct that allows you to stack those this isn't too bad please die thank you I'm sure I won't get a sham blur yeah of course not there we go generous dope elfine bounty for the brigand 12 pound or hell yeah thanks much appreciate it $10 tip that's too much stress shock noble wealth money to the pile think of someone with twitch prime appreciate that too bear hugs please and the crit to reduce her stress look at us go pop a couple of these on her if we can just gonna give us torchlight 2 yeah I forgot about that does he have his correct skill equipped find out I don't think he does now he doesn't know oh well glad you think so Sarah it's never too late to drink madrenas motion especially when your name is bare tabby hmm this expedition at least promises success I will dump all of that like some more heirlooms please all right just a little bit more here just a little bit greedier no big deal all right let's do that I owe her that now I guess try that out excellence oh my goodness she is down to 24 she was at like 50 it worked Oh perfect timing secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenebrous corners of this place all right we got a fall clear cool that's a good start to the day oh my goodness in the tuff ring I didn't even realize we'd be getting that that is a fine trinket to add to the collection very very nice lots of heirlooms there as well of course will five characters now although I'm a little concerned that we're running out of people to play in the middle or the the veteran level doesn't really matter luckily you might have to get rid of an C oh I love the I love the effect this has on the estate though for the art I love that Knights guy that's great Tim Moss a there yeah this is really great I love all those customized estate effects with the town with the town events you're very nice to see all right hunt steer is gonna go ahead and commit finally to the cloister I've got Saint kidney who I suppose still needs some work are you also exclusive to the cloister will not pray or flagellate but she will go elsewhere stakes are our clothes required for the pile I mean truth be told we don't know what's going on in the middle of the pile anymore that's just a mess in there I think you can get away with anything at that point thanks for the five hundred bits though appreciate it alright I have a quick look at the stagecoach I guess and see if we got anything leveled up I got a bounty hunter flies one Vestal hmm I don't think I want to do any kind of mark party for the for the farmstead that doesn't really seem like it would work out that grade I really like the idea of buffs so I want to try to get a team that's gonna be able to take advantage of those especially buffs that last throughout the whole fight I think would be really nice so I'm gonna cycle those out one more time and see what we get next still working on deeds of course so if we can make any more progress there I'd like it let's see if there's anything available for that very purpose Cove is no dice we get relics in the ruins mmm thing from the stars is here as well could also go to the courtyard and try to make some progress here I don't have anybody that has the curse right now though so I'm sort of hesitant to do that drunkard koala welcome to the bear pile thanks for the twitch pound subscription my friend also dark looker cab welcome to the bear welcome on in as well send the bear hugs on through in the chat please thank you very much for the subscriptions and the support I appreciate it very very much oh how about this team that's a good team right there now that right there that's a good team that is that's what the kids are calling a solid squad squad up family I love it I totally love it I'm doing it bad team spooks that team is Wallace no potential issues whatsoever bear do you ever feel naked I was gonna read that as bear do you ever feel naked being uncomfortable in front of your dog and the answer is no really in both regards because I do says dirt Moo well that's now I'm concerned now I've got questions I'll judge blood sure why not just quad Crusader at this point I'm close to it that's about all we need for these guys I guess and you know what we're doing for him we got to give him that well how does he have the full he does have the full set oh [ __ ] drunk koala remember when you got a musketeer stun locked and killed good time so yeah what fun so this doesn't make any goddamn sense what in the world is this trinket said it boosts his range skills and position one he can't use any ranged skills what the [ __ ] like why I don't get it I'm trying to use it now and I don't I don't get why I would I'm it's so bad it's supposed to be a boost to both forms but it doesn't really live up to its expectation no it doesn't at all just looking at it in it like this is a goof team obviously but it's now this is bad this needs to be reworked this is not useable you gotta yeah you have to move around and you know I do not like that I do not like that sam-i-am so in that case I really wanted that to be like ya know the odds been changed I agree is good but this set is terrible so that changes my mind about the meme team immediately unfortunately I could still probably toss in one of these guys and then you just use a crusader and it's basically the same thing with a non-euclidean hilt not to mention we could also toss on the millers pipe which would be hilarious I'm totally doing that actually yeah that's great okay that's the way to go for sure and then well first of all I want to check his skills and I believe he's got everything correct yet there we go nomination abomination the Bosman chains and then let's go with maybe a focus ring for him I like that he has the yips after all I could use the bonus this play doctor needs that along with none of the curse you're unfortunately I could probably go with the map benefit from the ancestors pistol as well who could do the lantern and the map I don't hate that and then position for boost for profits I trophy the accuracy and speed is nice yeah why not let's try that I don't think we've got much better to do with them great okay cool I like it swap that for that I don't think we need one to have noxious blast to probably be unnecessary so that'll do she's got the corrects well we need to go unlock their camping skills as well there's no reason not to do that hey you try him how you doing alright no that's the wrong ones go survivalist not that not that not that not that not that not that not that not there we go that's the one my feelings that's the ticket okay also I didn't want to upgrade this soon because I know I've got so much money I might as well go ahead and try to find some good stuff some good trinkets so let's just pump couple of shrinking upgrades and/or heirloom upgrades into here gets places then we get to hear some rare whiners - all right then I believe it is time to go don't need this on her no do we need that on her dominations all good I guess and you're good okay all right man let's go gather some holy relics Obama's perfectionist [ __ ] well it's a good thing we gave him focus ring right hopefully that works I don't need any of these yep none of that [ __ ] we'll bring some holy water I'll bring keys and shovels and torches and maybe laudanum but it's probably unnecessary that looks good yeah we'll go with that maybe two bandages just in case I'm gonna toss him anyway [ __ ] it yeah perfect yes that is an awful combination that is that is despicable I had another abomination I could have brought out two I guess I should probably should fix that guy but I just love making it difficult symbols collect the scattered scraps of faith and to give comfort to the masses and much is obvious at this point wow that sucks Oh badly out okay can I go that way first obviously okey-dokey even the cold stone seems bent on preventing passage I am I'm wondering like so I was talking about what sort of buffs composition I could go for obviously the plague doctor the men-at-arms they have very good options and I'm maybe gonna bring those two out again but maybe the highwayman I think a lot of people have been requesting a highwayman in the endless run and I think his repose combined with the tracking shot could be really good so there's an option at least who else really who else would be equally viable grave robber would also be good since she has a lot of self buffs yeah she does she does she can maybe make herself a an unhittable assassin that could be pretty cool i antiquarian you know i have been thinking about that as weird as it sounds the antiquarian for the buffs very well could be possible I mean I keep thinking back to that I keep thinking back to that screenshot somebody posted in the discord of two antiquarians and two men two men in arms that got like 900 kills or something and I was thinking about it more and more I was like that's that seems actually viable all the Dodge in the protection you could get from that no wonder where they got it to work it ended at 1500 yeah that's seamless as crazy as it sounds it probably could work give antiquarian the cluster pendant to get plus 40 percent sure it's yeah there we go the crystal trinkets should give the wearer some special VFX that would be cool when yeah and like that this Crusader now has double damage by the way which is pretty sick 22:38 holy [ __ ] [ __ ] there's the blight for everybody there did you know that madrenas is still 60% off really that's 24 days late on them turning that off on the on their end but there you go everybody if you're looking to save further cash apparently it's still 60 off gesto highwayman shield breaker and cycle impale in point oh yeah cycling skills would be really fun too if I can really figure out the the turn order down to a tee that would be a lot of fun I agree like grave robbery highwayman and the shield breaker all together endlessly cycling like shadow fade impale point-blank shot that'd be really fun let's see let's try that all right hydration oh you know what stay hydrated by you reminded me to take my medication even well done buddy that's a good bot that's a very good bot taking drugs on Twitch yeah stay medicated bottom we meet we need that apparently or I do cuz I'm not gonna get the super massive damage buff this time yeah he got you reminded to up we're great anybody else forget their pills this morning is your daily bear to happy reminder Wow me okay don't need any more here 14 per hour good lord we stack that really quickly good job Smosh way to remember just fish oil for you I can't take fish oil because it grosses me out the idea of fish oil I just can't get the imagery out of my head long enough to swallow the pill just the words fish oil plus you get all you get fish burps - goddamn that's a heavy trade-off for whatever the [ __ ] it is that fish oil is supposed to do for you just stick the fish pill up your butt good to go Oh clearly that's the way to go I know it's in a capsule but like I just think about like a fish being held by its tail and then somebody just like gently gently taking like a knife's edge to it sliding the oil off into a jar and then you pop that into your mouth milk the fish yeah exactly stop this see this is like that guy might not properly explaining my aversion to the pill don't worry bear they're not monsters they killed that fish and then they milked it they just just wring it out like a wet towel just imagine a fish being rolled up like a tube of toothpaste to get the oil out yeah see is much better imagery oh I should probably have killed him didn't think about that part yeah that's my bad I need to equip something better these two they have no frontline attacks oh boy yeah we got to swap off one of those one of the two long-range ones here we probably don't need to bold me favors on both Razzie Razzie thank you very much for your subscription welcome onto the verb there welcome on into the bear pile enjoy your banjo emotes some bear hugs please in the chat if you wouldn't mind there we go there's the finisher welcome I'm on in thank you thank you much du duta-de du I'm here for the fish oil I thought someone might be giving comrade Krampus travel insurance for the first time lived up to the hype glad to hear it dude to the tasks and someone told me I'm a good salesman the other day said they they just couldn't help but pick up a case I was like man I don't even I don't even make an effort anymore y'all do it for mayor could staunch the flow y'all get mad if I don't show enough you like set me up for the for the easy dinger but I don't take it then I'm I'm not fulfilling your needs perform I would be remiss to withhold that opportunity from you snake oil salesman bear gives us life now fish oil salesman now I've changed a change fields learn to adapt to what the kids like how I keep I forgot to switch the skills off to you all right well we better make full use of the stun that we have available here I guess right she'll fool me oh yes bear why you're not shielding madrenas right now it sells itself to you on really good I don't know we got bugs to kill we got thirst not a lot of curse dammit no curse thirst Swiper no swiping honey is be spin yay it's delicious no I'm not gonna oh mine that cornflakes are rat [ __ ] or something right tasty tasty rat [ __ ] whatever people want to tell me to ruin the things I like bear is such a good coffee oil salesman I just bought two sampler packs I don't even know where you can get those God yeah it's too much it's too much curse man I was talking about sampler packs of coffee oil I wasn't sure where he was picking those up that was a bad joke bad joke bad joke bears my bag yeah when the blight composition runs into the crimson core creatures it's not all that great it's it bit of a downer dude they're very effectively resisting our applications of blight yeah at least now I've got people go into the crimson chord that's right there's the silver lining right we knew we'd find it arguably bear taffy every mass-produced food is rat [ __ ] it's the nature of factories Oh wonderful isn't life grand nature's chocolate sprinkles inspiration somebody on reddit said that this stream was an unwatchable trash fire and I'm beginning to realize why I mostly just ruin things people enjoy breakfast cereal now that's rad [ __ ] sorry I hope you didn't now if you didn't like that too much jeez that's just that's just milk that's spoiled and rotten disgusting you like that uh your weirdo anime way too much now I did I'm just joking I also like anime not a lot though I've only seen like that for you really then whenever we get into that conversations do I feel like I have to sugarcoat that by making people realize my knowledge of the subject is quite limited still croutons are stale bread well that's just literally true isn't it heya Bartis what's the most recent anime you enjoyed well I recently watched one punch man for the sixth time all the way through I really liked that show like a lot by one of my favorite shows I've ever seen and swatching it six times through a evil gamer how you doing people tell me I need to watch Cowboy Bebop yeah next season soon I am toast is just burnt bread I've been trying anymore clouds are just wet air why do you even like him chat if you like clouds you're stupid mashed potatoes is just mushy butter is that true what are no mashed potatoes are just just mashed potatoes aren't they no that one doesn't make any sense now the store-bought well okay but if this store-bought mashed potatoes those come in like a box that are just like powder what is that substance I've never really thought about that what is that substance in the instant mashed potatoes boxes you sub that out surprised nobody's taking a shot at yogurt yet that's a low-hanging fruit for sure potato flakes and I guess so oh it's just dehydrated potatoes alright that makes sense yeah fair enough just yeah it's potato just potato loll I still can't believe I've forgotten to fix their skills again yeah they're gonna be so useless in here but try that I guess I don't know why tried to stun in the first place Matt Skaggs hi amen three years in a row goddamn Thanks it's almost a whole year appreciated but in Texas for four days bear chat it's a hundred degrees the entire time when we have no air conditioning I'll goddamned ilanic that sucks ass I'm sorry that's the worst part of this big heatwave I'm sure is that so many people aren't actually prepared for it all so yeah you got to get out of Texas that's straight up you just got to get out of there 112 here in South Texas good night you wish I guess ya be great if it was nighttime the trap make up watch your steady then blights though then blights and might as well do that hey nice pretty damn good heal yeah yeah [Applause] self heal Battlefield medicine procedure should get the last shot no actually uh Razi offal it was a my goodness darn out with the crits uncle Wayne doing those custom alerts was something that power up audio and Red Hook did for a bunch of streamers actually so it wasn't just me it was custom-made for a lot of folks which was really cool them to do I'm really getting away with a lot of cheesy healing here when his chubs cam coming back we got to break another record I got to break my endless record again and that'll do only for food laughs what am i doing why did I bring so few was that eyeball trinket do there you go oh I forgot to change my skills again that's not good it would have been really good to change my skills prior to this but you know such as the nature of the beast boy all this blight damage against this guy is gonna be super helpful in it might as well keep trying I guess let's do that Oh baby there we go one resistance even though he's got pretty low blight resistance right now and hopefully we can keep that stacked up I know blight sucks against him yeah does facetious remark it's miss I don't think he can miss that cured his blight of course - so tell you what I think we got a hit with the Crusader every time I think the plague doctors are just gonna end up well they might have to heal we'll see what happens I guess but I think the plague doctors are just gonna end up trying to stack on damage if they get opportunities to act before he before he loses his crystal stacking further damage on the Crusader is fine - drunkard koala bits for heatwave induced rolling blackouts oh boy what fun that's a lot still got to do that would love to see a crit before yeah though and there's the protection alright [ __ ] well I mean I think we'll be okay obviously healing with those two is fine that would be unfortunate if you got stunned actually [ __ ] okay well maybe we let one of the crystals burst since we can hit him with a blight here if we let him create this space drop make up [ __ ] night oh yeah I did miss you as my bad try maker again thank you very much trap maker for the bits twice appreciated dude okay I think we're gonna get a check here I just like to uh at least get her health up again oh wow you can deal damage I forget it's quite threatening what is this debuff okay that's not too bad actually I do have though I might as well get rid of it all right had to expect that rant rant yeah he could really use a pick to the face I agree it's unfortunate we don't have one no of course at this point all we really need to be concerned about is making sure nobody dies cuz he's eventually gonna kill himself oh my god Skye Tate what the [ __ ] well it's a skate ain't more stress Lord blight and lead resistance alright Crusaders say causes blight because of the non-euclidean health trinket this one here an attack hit causes blight or a chance to cause blight anyway they actually get to be this for once - let's go ahead and go for it that would have been great if it had actually done anything cool still got to do that which means we're just healing I guess just kind of necessary here anyway Wow yeah it is jesus [ __ ] christ thank you boy oh god he's a pain in the ass there we go that's big that is huge just don't put him on death's door why does life debs terrible vistas of emptiness reveal themselves Wow be wary okay bride precipitates a dizzying fall thanks the light the promise of safety that was unexpected worth it cool well we better finish this dungeon then my god holy [ __ ] thanks for the memories yeah no kidding well oh my god you piece of trash um we can try this let's say it's worth it I'll [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you I don't think I want to let him get a check so instead we have to see I do have the sky taint I forgot I could get rid of that I guess there we go and then wound care oh boy I have no food blazing star is born I have no food in a very weak plague doctor who needs the blood try it out thank you blood no littering gold trinkets and baubles no I need the blood Wayne you're confused is that a quest location no that's not either that's a secret room god damn it hmm all right yeah apparently the thing from the stars can drop memories that is news to me as well oh well I am [ __ ] also I give once again forgotten the skills I've got to figure that out that's good hmm try to kill the madman as quickly as possible I'm almost there stun is probably best nice good good good he only needs either a beast bile or a play grenade that's terrible Wow okay time turns thank you for giving me the first action at least he's gone now you need manacles I guess would probably do it there we go hmm all right don't bleed him [ __ ] you had to expect that she's dead man I have a [ __ ] bandage - oh no I didn't use that I know I don't I'm just kidding I think the game is programmed to watch bear stream and then not do the stuff he asks I don't know about that state to say as much but I've been known to activate voice commands in this game quite often it's one less cursed mouth to feed that's a good way to look at it oh yeah let's get two killed why not you just love bleeding don't you just loves to bleed he's trying to find some blood probably and me I think I can still make it through this any tips for someone new to the game don't watch me Whaley don't watch me there we go why not I look away for one second and he lost the plague doctor that's all it takes okay yeah I still didn't do the skills yet I don't think it would've made a difference though might as well just not at this point let's just see if we can make it all the way through oh my god that's just not cool hey azog my odds are so good like I gotta at least try again there we go okay mm-hmm beasts pile play grenade yeah I just got to take the damage at this point let's go for it I hear they're making mayonnaise ice cream America is sure weird I don't want to believe you it made me physically ill yeah why all right well it's all about staying off death's door now I guess cuz I've got the damage over time to hopefully see us through he's done he's done it's done you there we go and now once he's gone maybe I'll actually be able to add damn well I think I'll pop a stress he'll splash normal he'll maybe be able to avoid further damage on him and then we could do with another stun right there Battlefield medicine of course hey I mean there we go oh my god this plague doctor has actually been a saving grace for us here and that's a great stun that is very very good do we have the smite damage to kill this guy I kind of doubt it damn that sucks how about you miss no of course not of course not now that's absolute [ __ ] is what that is grade-a or [ __ ] come on now come on now that'll do it the smite the smite has got to work there it is okay yeah slightly helpful where the goddamn hell is the quest location there we go let's see these really aren't that important we can do that I guess our skills right yeah finally I'll trade off this an incision isn't that helpful I think I'll do that instead oh yeah they stack I forgot whoops oh well now we can get other [ __ ] all right now still all about that stun game here we can stunned a lot of them actually boy I'm kind of upset that he got to do that first I'm really upset that he didn't get stunned - cool cool man need just just kind of upset overall yeah just not feeling great hey there we go okay so I gotta take one hit from him or do i boy oh my god no this is [ __ ] [ __ ] destroyed really oh my [ __ ] god Grievous injury Jesus Christ there we go and you stack with light up a little to the bare path mr. Zigzagoon welcome to the bear bile thanks for someone with which crime you actually gave us some positive results there I think a little bit of a change for the good don't you [ __ ] pass thank you oh my goodness ooh I might actually get another chance here yes okay that's big I'm gonna be wasting soon [ __ ] me ah who wants to be tended lessons can be learned oh well got the memory that's obviously the most important part yeah it's not a total loss got a lot of heirlooms out of that to you really it's not that bad oh yeah I'm Kris mattock coagulation fun trouble yourself oh yes this crusade its noble end affords you brought tolerance in your choice of news oh yes of course well alright then let's commit a few folks here we go and whoo jesters jesters and lepers oh my I'll tell you what we already have a highwayman he does have fragile unfortunately I want to get rid of that first jesters and lepers the flavour of life yes hmm I think I'm gonna dump off my man-at-arms sorry in the end Pudge you served as well shoulders Wild Eyes and a stumbling gait this one is no more good to us hmm adrenaline rush she's faded to the double leopard double gesture party with no healing healing on those two I don't know about that double leper vessel gesture of course is something we've already done this is the spot and even tastes nervous risk taker that's no good hmm I don't know about getting a Hellion either I think what I want to do next is gonna be like highwaymen plague doctor just uh yeah highwayman plague doctor jester Vestal er D have what could do that right now like I wanna get a shield breaker in that lot - which we already have same kidney available for that and Joe Ferrara's well what if we did this who's the best between these two stress eater perfectionists it actually sucks we need to fix her up also a stress eater goddamn these are terrible shield breakers we really need to fix them alright I'm gonna fix these quirks first hold on get rid of that for sure we could even lock one of these in if I want that's very expensive but might be worth it I don't think they need that much speed actually I think they'll probably be good just to do that and then we're seeing kidney we need to get rid of wheat grit for sure you got to go to bed Robin and do remember that in space no one can hear you fondle huge green alien titties important I read that one alright yeah thank you buddy have a good night let's yeah well I guess if we gotta wait for them to be committed I might as well just commit a bunch of people that I want to fix up so oh really only one more I suppose so let's unlock the nope can't unlock that dammit we need 30 more busts [ __ ] well hmm let's see blue thanks very much for selling with twitch Prime welcome on back in or welcome to the pile I should say we get some bear hugs please done with a chat and it was member appreciate the support thank you very much I'm gonna give it a big old swarm bear hugs please gotta give welcome nice and cuddly I think I will maybe just go ahead and go in but I really want to get them in a better condition first I think the courtyard is calling my name even though don't have anybody cursed yet I don't really mind too much what do we need to bring I do need to make progress in other places too and not to mention the fact that I could get more deeds this way pretty quickly and the wheel could also afford another fight with a thing from the stars which could be another memory which would be massive so maybe this is worth it by itself with a lot of bear hugs thank you thank you very much what if I did a bit of a meme team going into the Weald here with like some massive bleed potential in the form of the jester Hellion flatulent combination get a vessel just to be safe or we could do a rank for man-at-arms just to have fun with it or even something like this I totally want to do the rank for bounty hunter again this is hilarious there's absolutely no point in him having mark for death though so I guess I might as well keep something else equipped this is the team this is definitely the team this is the roster I need to succeed in any endeavor for sure to the bare pious sir dr. professor gaming welcome to the bear pile thank you for your subscription I appreciate it enjoy your badge and your emotes thanks for the support sanguine eight rain of sorrows we'll go upgrade that good [ __ ] good [ __ ] no heels again we got the flatulent of course we got heels the best kind of heels non-dedicated heels and all the money we can think to spend oh boy somehow I'm gonna end up broke again just going balls to the wall of every single run it is fun to click everything though I got to admit blacksmith there we go there we go no problem let's go this team is ready for action they're gonna bleed the [ __ ] out of everything this is gonna work I guarantee it first of all Hellion she's got something I know she's got lioness war paint oh I kind of want to give her that Plus 60% damage below 25% health is nuts ancestors pain though is probably the way to go for her and you know I could actually afford her thirsting blade from the stagecoach for the Nomad wagon I mean accuracy more crit versus bleeding targets I like it I'm gonna get it let's do it thirsting blade we know how many aliens you lose bear I know don't worry we'll be fine today she's got accuracy she'll be good and then we can do the super healing gesture as well although I kinda want boots his bleed skills too if I can I think I've got something for that don't I oh yeah I do right now you got a gonna change this out oh wait no no I I've got all the right stuff here I think I want to use y'all I don't think I'm gonna use bleed out I almost never use bleed out I don't know I don't know if that's really a worthwhile skill to be honest I think I'm gonna do the super dress or the super stress healing gesture this time so let's go with the bright tambourine again bounty hunter in the back bleeds kill chance and the accuracy to range skills yeah that's perfect and then we could even give them something like the oh yeah the musket ball love it ten percent bonus to crit and damage on his range skills a cake um Heather in Cal trips so bad actually that's awful let's do that instead maybe even just give him the map now that's a little unnecessary what else could be benefit from maybe like the coat mm to see let's see let's see cleansing crystal now let's just go with that and then finally the flatulent up for I don't think I'll give him this and let's just go a little defensive with him to will take I do have a tough ring finally could bring that out yeah that seems good let's do that no actually I don't like that defensive build on the flatulent when I want him to take damage so instead let's do heavy boots no it also doesn't make any sense how about focus ring sure kind of unnecessary let's just do that instead actually you know what let's do the surprise the monsters chance I like that a lot alright great now we're not gonna do the deathblow resistance flies one again I've learned my lesson for now this will work yeah this is a fine team you're gonna bring a bunch of food all the food will allow us to bring all the herbs few of each of these few keys some holy water just in case I want to pop up that defense I'll bring all the shovels it's probably not necessary but I might as well get a full stack I suppose that is 67,000 gold how the hell did that happen that's insanity all right bear why are you bringing this mean team to potentially fight the thing from the stars well truth be told Matthew I just thought it would be fun I knew I know that's a sin and I mean I should probably not have and only ever play the best ways but for this weakness that's right drunkard koala bits for early party wipes hey now truthfully though what concerns do you have about this run truthfully we've got a good amount of healing we got stress healing we got damage sure it's a weird composition exceptionally abnormal to have a bounty hunter in spot for I'll give you that much especially absent a proper healer but I think we'll be fine enemy crits and only healing like ten enemy crits sure yeah but I mean truthfully we're worried about those a hundred percent of the time right well here's a quick test of our mettle I guess your skills at a concern lad well there we go now we're being honest aren't we see what we can do with that bleed them out all the bleed or not this position for bounty owner is going to be what decides things for us I think whether or not he can actually make an effective contribution to the team bear if you switch bounty hunter and gesture and gave gesture stab along with a bleed it wouldn't be half bad to be honest true but then we wouldn't have the jesters slice off and harvest all the time I've got Cal trips which obviously it's not dealing any damage which is why we didn't go with the musket ball but if that works it's a good bleed which certainly does not deal as much damage as the bounty hunter is capable of doing in other circumstances but at least he's effective hey shaggy well c'mon in oh boy all right without I put him in a 45 pretty quickly here I think I'm good to go with that again nice I think this is the first time I've ever seen anyone used Cal trips well admittedly it's probably one of his worst skills I am I am going to extreme lengths to make it at all at all viable here which I'm really not even doing but debuff I guess is helpful too what is the debuff any or even do anyway oh yeah see that is actually kind of nice adds to the damage taken so yeah like lowering speed these things they make a difference they actually do matter Oh God little chappy glad to have you yeah thanks for lurking appreciate it all right yeah hey now we can do this [ __ ] too the damage taken debuff even works on damage over time it's kind of nutty whoo yeah holy [ __ ] that is really good so that really that is pretty effective then considering we're going with a damage over time composition oh there we go so sure enough yeah we've got sort of a ideal setup for that unless my fledgling just dies not even one not even one not one resistance Wow whatever we wanted to go with a three-man team anyway voice activation redundant squirrel welcome to the pile the new Hellion with flagellants you sure about that Wade no no man finding the stuff is only the first test now it must be carried home the cop is fully no he'll I mean you saw what happened I don't even know if that would have made a difference doesn't mean everyone finds victory only the lucky many herbs anyway victim to the spreading corruption malformed I do Mariah feel free to post it flagellants wanted no i'm just giving them what they want at the end of the day I'm just helping them out along the way to their ultimate goal I'm starting to think nerf flageolet might suck the I mean they should resist some deathblows right one or two you'd think I mean I gotta go ahead and switch this up now I guess - right but [ __ ] luckily the rest of the dungeon doesn't seem to want to punish me too much I really don't need those as the light gains purchase spirits are lifted that purpose is made clear yeah okay jinxing yourself there I mean i-i've sufficiently jinxed myself at this point activation voice commands that is not fair [Music] drunkard koala one down three to go bear that was 25,000 golden rubies that add I'm pretty sure the mats off there I don't know about that one woo there we go guys going 12 to 24 9 18 there we go oh well alright yeah what we could literally 200,000 gold and rubies how did I how did I not realize I was a damn fool to throw that away the bleed resistance they've got a little bit higher resistance down a lot of them huh that kind of sucks well that's helpful holy [ __ ] dude just do it just well I guess he can't but just do a lot of damage thank you Wow now y'all miss everything there's one you listen to me at the firt at the start now you won't okay thanks miss miss that at least no bleed though okay holy [ __ ] Katrina's pissed a decisive bar she blows get collected son remind yourself that overconfidence is slow and insidious killer I don't need these anymore nor do we really need those cool easy easy yeah no cause for alarm there who needs a flageolet I do I want it back please help mommy bear you threw out 1 million worth of shovels and torches ah damn it just stop talking I think I should well I'm [ __ ] just don't hit me oh that's good thank you and do that every time if you could yup not worth it there we go an uppercut is 140 it's a coin flip more or less I think I'm better off with this okay [Music] easy anti-venom and harvest for sure I'd love to kill her but we gotta keep stacking up the bleed watch mage miss it uh you got this no worries appreciate the vote of confidence buddy keep those stress attacks up she is not the threat here obviously no do not resist come on oh my god oh no oh there we go big time plays throughout twenty to forty thousand worth of flagellants five more come on god damn it the sound of that whip is so disheartening there we go pretty good pretty good the 69 percent chance you know that's gonna hit let me go ahead and give her a little bit of kneeling hey there we are at least she can help herself out it was pretty convenient that he was the or she was the one that he decided to target I guess now sadly would you have to do that okay I'll take the beads in place of this oh we did it leave go away some roads bring soldiers and supplies let them arrive on harried yay [Applause] slugger and syphilis yay Yuri also do interest and obsession my lockers on my road to damnation cool alright y'all I'm gonna take a quick break here drunk goat cool but what about my party wipe near gonna take a quick break here be back after a few minutes with more darkest dungeon don't you go anywhere see you soon I give it two months appreciate it back a few whole take

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Published: Thu Jul 26 2018