Baer Plays Darkest Dungeon: The Color of Madness (Ep. 24)

if her the focus ring almost certainly and then she's got the bullseye hat as well which seems good she's got zero dodge at this point but you know what [ __ ] it let's just roll the dice on that I've got the mantle arms for protection anyway so hopefully that's gonna deal or do the job for me and then ancestors scroll maybe oh you know yeah this'll be good okay very nice and then let's see give the gesture the ancestors vest instead the argument they're assumedly being that the dodge is more valuable than the speed will put us up above forty forty-five with the trade-off of two and lowered or increased stun and move resistance I guess Plus yeah you know what I think I'm with you on this because we have so much stress healing here I don't disagree okay man alarms is good got a decent amount of crit fair she's looking solid she's gonna be able to hit pretty damn hard money or not to mention the booby buffs from the gesture the bouffes from the gesture and I like this the super healing flageolet let's do it he's got both of his healing skills available or at least he's going to once I swap off yeah it's like yes I do like having exsanguinated I'll have her Dean because I'm sure it's gonna be a lot better a lot more useful he's got fair weather for this is such a weird quirk for a flatulent to have I feel like that's not even really worth keeping so silly [ __ ] alright that's fine I guess and camping skills do we need to go check on anything I think for the man-at-arms I'd like to go unlock one or two more things for him so let's do that real quick noise walk them both in yeah might as well I guess right it just balances itself out there we go that's a good one weapons practice instructions nice too but I'm all carries just having these four for now I've got a little bit less money than I'd like let's go don't eat all that right I don't need even the full 16 in fact since we're going into a boss dungeon I typically just go straight for the end however we could explore a little bit more maybe get some more money so let's go for that route a couple of these couple of years a couple of these couple of these couple of these couple of these there's we gal alright good [ __ ] no bottom this time I'm not gonna bring any blood either holy waters unnecessary let's do word my first attempts at summoning were crude and the results disappointing I soon found however that the type and condition of the hosts meet was a critical factor the best results came from pigs whose flesh is most like that of man they give it's uh buddy a nameless abomination a testament to my failures it must be destroyed what are y'all freaking out about oh it was this make it stop stream is on to realize that sound is so weird for you guys oh that's fun a secret room sweet that's a fun new trick for me eighty fifty sixty fifty there you go there ya go stop it bear monka what was it it's just uh it's this and it weird in its poopy is what I walk into what will show I guess I got straight for it right yeah I got the space now might as well take advantage it sounds like I'm in a well yeah anyway that was meant to thank a bomb amazingly for the 14 months in a row Cheverus I'm naive I'm not even reading that dude we're in the clear here you ain't got nothing I also need to go in this row in this room right here and do this perform cert you sweet little boy hey are your computer [Music] so cute so cute so precious scare taffy that a that's pretty good yeah I like that I have not adjusted her skills either whoopsie whoopsie doodle all right so he's got mega boosted crit chance which means Booya obviously gonna work we got chef vs. bits for enemy crits which means we're in the clear no more blight please oh hey he can't play with that right yeah you gonna riposte Wilbur to death when he targets the highwayman right yeah the highwayman absolutely that's what we're gonna do no ice and no stressing Lee necessarily just finish mom bar she blows no need to anti-venom I guess we'll just do that and heal up good afternoon doctor just in case I ain't doing inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue I mean you know I guess I could keep this stuff right now and then just swap off the skeet shot at the end once we reach the boss haven't bought the bank yet no so we're definitely looking to keep those paintings very very good find keep that light up even though it's not really imperative that we do so and that's also gonna go away in just a moment good stuff very good stuff the match is struck a blazing star is born oh this also is not the way to go for the boss but let's go get some treasure for our trouble I suppose I just killed your friend adorable who goes down first let's find out alright not him I guess it's gonna be you don't stress me out just miss it alright she's got to dodge its probably not gonna happen I should fix that too that's bad hey there we go I think she's dead no not quite doing quite well how you doing what all right super stress heals stress he'll 416 let's go more effective than the gesture admittedly with a buff but it's pretty sick he's got the wave II know he's got the tambourine equipped doesn't he yeah holy [ __ ] that's really good I don't even have crit buffs applied yet this is going well I am very excited by the potential of this squad ooh more portraits - hell yeah they did release the Hellion backstory comic yeah I saw that it was sad which I suppose is not out of character for the darkest dungeon comics there's also violinist [ __ ] [Music] again also pretty common nope you gotta go reading yeah go for it feel free to link it anybody anyone on everyone Crusader one was my favorite I was gonna go back and read a few more of them playing didn't end up doing so think I will eventually though okay now we got to be concerned about the heels a little bit great dodge though that's a big-time boost let's pop that on you gives us some good insight and how the Hellion works in her reasons why she is what she is true enough come on oh yeah absolutely I wonder if this healing receive buff applies to the restoration that would be pretty fantastic but I'm doubting that's actually the case I suppose we'll find out right now oh my god it does that's awesome holy [ __ ] yay okay he's dead do you do you dodge it noise we're getting pretty goddamn lucky so far he's more than likely gonna trot retreat to set up the rush squeaks buffs baby [Music] let's get that crush grit now fine not super interested in the character backstories to be honest but I've read them even if you're not interested but you're willing to read them that is an indication to me that this game needs a goddamn Netflix series because I think people just don't realize that they're interested in the stories I think I fall in that category I'd like to know what's going on with these folks the weapon that comes with these fine folks here so yeah [ __ ] I'll take six busts I guess for the food yeah that's good okay cool mean swine folks pay yeah nice dull and uninteresting just like this stream ah got him carelessness will find no clemency in this place that's a word I need to reintroduce to my vocabulary clemency can M&C [Music] new and DD some comp recommendations I liked until now antiquarian Val hum or valid hum those are new to me you got some mods going on I'm assuming probably Vestal and now master which that's a good squad you're running an antiquarian early on I offer a gold run I suppose yeah okay yeah you know what you're doing if you're new to darkest dungeon and already have a decent antiquarian run you're good you're fine you don't need our help more like bare slappy any Mouse you know I don't even want validate that come on man get paid for comedy gold like that bear that's the thing that's why I'm so mad at you now [Music] it was hilarious I'm so jealous vasin guy with gun I get gotcha yep we should call him that it's a lot it's a lot easier to remember Sarah nope that's not those letters Sarah JD holy tits make more crits I you know what I believe let it be so for me once library lab welcome shame on George W Bush thank us Zaire JD for the subscription courtesy of library light who has gifted 19 subs in the channel Briggs inator while there the pile is well thank you for subscribing with which Brian appreciated pronounce it like charade fair enough got it I will do my best to remember I've got post-it notes for some people oh let's do bus I guess and then I'm gonna give them a chance of getting a positive quark here but who do I want to try it on probably the musketeer let's give it a shot on here hey sweet plus five percent scouting chance is that like that I think is like the most positive effect you can get from this thing now which is not really all that exciting anymore or maybe I'm wrong maybe there's some super buff you can get from it how's life treating you bear it's good you know back to the darkest dungeon and the color of madness and the endless farmstead it's been treating me well the pile has grown into a bulbous mass of flesh and fur the size of which I never thought possible it's honestly horrifying sometimes smelly - yeah the people at the bottom are starting to really stick it out scabby waffles that bear just logged on how you run so far today he just joined us for the first one my friend thank you for the $25 tip much appreciated hopefully we do well in your honor thank you very much for the generosity fallen Empire well were the pile as well bear hugs please go in mind for the newest member of the pile appreciated you know I'm gonna give him the crit chance of a lifetime here I think that's the play and then he's got his own buff for that too right I always got a party crit chance buff which is also fine I suppose but I couldn't do clean mustard as well who or marching playing marching plans way better actually cappuccino due yet another gifted sub courtesy of library lab thank you for you for welcoming cappuccino into the pile as well jeez this dude is nuts thank you thank you thank you very very much for it no use it all for and encourage unfortunately so I'm just gonna do lashes cure for fun and now we rest and hope for no ambush waited the path is clear we require only the strength to follow it all right there we go and I could try smokescreen I guess but I seriously that'll actually end up using it during the fight so let's just roll with these four and off we go let's go kill a swine King baby killed a pig Tom the VOD that is coming up on YouTube or actually just went up on YouTube is from yesterday so if you're caught up on those you're pretty much caught up just a little off I think I'm ready I'm just double-checking everything here I probably want to equip finale his harvest isn't gonna be necessary man alarms has got all the right stuff I'll have a rampart I suppose just in case retribution for no reason at all and yeah maybe I'll have suffer might be more worthwhile than endure oh you know yeah actually that's perfect because he can clear the marked target and then just take the damage if I'm not able to clear the entirety of the marked targets prior to the yoke to the actual attack 96-well the pile my friend thank you very much appreciate it let's go travesty a blundering Mountain hatred and rage it's a very convenient start for me [Music] all right so he's got such low bleed resist I feel like even though this is maybe worthwhile to do I just kind of depend on the musketeer being able to be fast enough to clear it for both of us and just be able to stack this bleed right away so with that in mind Mel I guess I could do this see what happens although now obviously we're gonna get this going as well there we go nice well that 50 dodge will help us out Jesus stun yep there it is alright keep the buffs going hopefully we'll get a crate or two from the flatulent here and then yeah there we go gonna clear the marks again for sure oh nice alright that opens up our options nice hell yes increases his bleed skill chance as well so that's looking very very good and Papa hmm man we are getting lucky so far stunned probably pretty supposed to kill that Wilbur guy first I've been doing it wrong damn it alright I better kill that Wilbur guy you're probably right about that well before I do that though let's just let's let's clear this let's clear this mark Bell just to make just to make certain about it it feels good it's nice he is getting pretty annoying maybe we should kill him oh god yeah those stuns are so inconvenient the crits have been real though I mean I just can't reach him as the thing so I just got to keep critic [Music] well the bear bile thank you very much for the subscription appreciated bear hugs please kill Wilbur first or lo T boo Oh bear will never kill Wilbur guys you're trying to taunt me aren't you you're trying to use some of that reverse psychology I know how do you I know how you play the game I've been around the block Oh baby look at him go look at the mad man all right well I don't want to not have balls that'd be a problem I gotta make sure I've got balls Oh leave this small one alone he says sorry friend can't abide by that yikes uh-oh better go ahead and stack that up real quick Oh God I've reclaimed my eight balls I'd you know I'd do it if I could I just can't reach the damn guy no option there no option there what you got uh-oh and now the true test hold fast or expire all right we got some stun resistance here there we go there we go yeah this looks good boy all right there we go we did it [ __ ] your Pig destroy them yeah I bet you're pissed [Music] oh he's mad perched at the very precipice he's mad as hell he pissed boy oh oh I can't do that actually Oh God there we go that's mine thank you thank you very much I have no food whoops Wow well I guess we're leaving then that work let's get out of here oh that's good trinket actually I didn't even realize we'd be getting met yay love me a blasphemous vile maximum balls and another blueprint a bunch of experience for these guys to stay hydrated by making his way up their beastslayer for him replaces gifted and tough for stealth claw like that cool I can't deal with that I still can't deal with that is the thing I really can't at all there's no way I got no squad capable like the only possibility would be shield breaker battle vessel maybe and then like a grave-robber and something in the back I guess like a plague doctor would might who would maybe be okay I can try it I guess oh god oh god this is it's a bad idea send some sacrifices on one send these sacrifices I guess it likens even sending the level zeroes didn't actually seem to progress anything the last time we tried to do that so I think maybe we just I don't know man like we usually see the thing about the bullfight is he's got the bombs so if you don't have either a hound master or man alarms up at this rank to guard that you die you just die and the only thing we'd have to do is the shield breaker to be able to block the attack obviously but we'd have to depend on him you know targeting the shield breaker in order to get through that just go on all out with damage I'd love to do that too what we really don't have a squad for that either what I ought to do actually is going like just a short champion dungeon this would be perfect actually you know what and this is even a great opportunity if I've got the Crusader ready which I don't yeah he's way too stressed out I got to commit these people I got to fix these guys up obviously so : our commit painter Sky's commit come here come here god [ __ ] damn you what do you need we'll only pray it's [ __ ] transept fine well you know what I can't afford you suck ah you suck - all this sucks fine yielded icons and dogmatic rituals for some atomic bloodshed give me bus give me all the bus lordy [Music] goddamn it I need one more bus thank you very much for Lonnie for the subscription welcome onto the pile bear hugs please appreciate it bam bam boom done a man in a robe claiming communion with the divine picky [ __ ] madness all right Joe Farrar commit as well go up to the cloister my friend uh no looking like I need another hands query and run maybe but this is just an inconvenient quest an inconvenient quest Vestal occultist shield breaker bounty hunter for mark party for wolf bear hmmm do they do da day even throw maybe the the grave robber in there we actually do have that don't wait hold on she'll break her bounty hunter plague dr. occultist grave robber occultist marc party this could work this is this is this is a possibility yeah level 5 weapons mark items yeah no you know what I like it I like it this will work react sealed 13 months and well my goodness thank you very much her only mark buff is a 3-2 attack right but she's almost guaranteed to start with either and impale or a well now hold on I guess yeah maybe I could start her in position too cuz then I'm mark immediately yeah yeah yeah I like that okay let's do that let's do that then we can swap we're into those impales so this is gonna be extremely expensive but it's definitely worth every penny right now we'll probably just want to go ahead and sell some extra [ __ ] real fast to make sure I'm not looking at a financial crisis right away so let's look from the bottom to start off with all this garbage that I know I'm never gonna use like an accuracy stone sickening satchels just not that good for her rotgut sensors decent I'll keep that for now quickening satchel is also sort of garbage Harper's to it I don't think I'll keep and sell that I'll sell that yeah I'll sell that the agility whistle no thank you keep the worry stone for now protective padlock I doubt I'll ever end up using medics cruisers sort of questionable let's do a couple of these rare trinkets as well maybe I think we're doing this yeah I do think we're doing this I think this is happening here sharpening she the solar crown I don't need a silicon that's unnecessary suffering scholar as well I don't really like for the flageolet out keeps to feather crystals I do love that trinket and we don't need to bloody herbs we need a sanguine snuff I do like that one a lot more than the other crimson cursed trinkets this is bad I'm gonna sell that okay now we're good okay we're good good good good upgrade upgrade upgrade rip this party no no sir not gonna happen this is the this is the real deal this is the party to end all parties this is the party that gets the job done that's a questionable upgrade I don't think I'm gonna make it I think I'm just gonna stick with it 0 to 19 with the boosts and he needs upgrades to his mark I suppose so let's go ahead and do that the accuracy buffets is probably worth it by itself he's in the back so demons pole is worthwhile I'd assume for clearing corpses as well and the pole chance is decent ain't no party like a question about a questionable party damn right Seymour damn right despite my flub of speaking toxin trickery is tempting to what grave that I'll get his come hither upgraded as well the damage to the marked target does not actually increase with level 5 of collect bounty but the extra Krita and accuracy is worth it more stunt chance on the uppercut he is gonna be a front most of the time along with the bonus to the stunt all right well we're not gonna be stunning a lot of targets so I don't have to spend the money on that I don't think the bleed extra or the extra bleed for Cal trips maybe I'll probably end up doing something like this though it's almost certainly gonna be our full bill for him so yeah let's just call it good on that that's a 10% bonus damage or a bonus the damage against stun targets sometimes we'll do it and I think we're gonna do that one as well for her it's gonna be a lot more expensive that blight bonus at level 5 is amazing holy [ __ ] and then for mark targets yep definitely need this one keep that around and we'll guy we probably need to take off puncture for captivate and then that might actually be good yeah I think that's probably okay and then we'll upgrade that and that oh my god I think we're ready just make sure we got all the right stuff here pick to the face you know I've got decent blight actually poison darts might stand up great - yeah let's do that cuz we got the impale we got the poison darts that could stack up pretty well in lower resistances - and the captivate yeah oh my god yeah that's definitely a good idea you ready for them zero he'll bleeds you know it you know it baby there's his mark there's this bissell artillery just in case a weakening curse actually might not be the worst idea either no often he's gonna end up using this mmm yeah I don't hate that okay cool I'll throw Taggart yeah I do need this don't I let's do that in place a lunge I'm gonna keep her up the in the back line which means no shadow fade either I suppose so I can do toxin trigger II cool fair enough let's do it let's do it get the trinkets going as well here nobody needs to be renamed right you know we're all good there cool let's actually do this [ __ ] I suppose the madman is sending himself to his demise genius head for sure for the occultist and then maybe even the ancestors scroll for him as well for the massive buff the grave robber definitely not gonna go with this although it's sort of useful I suppose for this run let's see here let's start up the front actually and see if there's anything particular yeah the wounding helmet seems good and then hmm oh if only he had his full kit for this I'm sure it'd be great but no not not the case here probably worthwhile to give her this for the extra accuracy and then I think I'll actually boost his accuracy as well accuracy buffs are always nice up here at the fifth rank up in blight yeah it's tempting the Absinthe it's it's not useless but it is exclusively a blight buff I don't know what else I would do for her though fennec crystal is always nice ancestors coat though may be better in this circumstance hmm I gave her the coat and then like even the camouflage cloak beyond that she would be in great shape she would be like almost unhittable and then I could even be more defensive-minded here move resistance and speed with the protection as well actually you know I could do that instead and then give her 20% that looks pretty damn good keep her pretty protected I guess stacking dodge there we go you know I think I'm gonna actually lean toward this for a non conditional dodge buff not to mention the speed bonus which may not end up being a hundred percent necessary but I think I'd like I'd like to risk it I have to say you're making me believe there might be a chance me - I'm actually convincing myself of the very same oh we gotta give her fangs spear tip obviously yeah with the with the party composition we're doing there's no way we can't do that so okay that's a that's a definite trade-off okay and now I think we're ready let's go die let's go get everybody killed by the brigand bull sounds fun hello ever prepare a bit even maybe even get some debuff resistance get some holy water for our squad and that's gonna be all the money we got all the money we got baby we're broke all in I'm gonna trade off one of each of these for a few laudanum actually just the scales gonna help us well actually it will bring the one the scale just in case it's little in case it's a lifesaver oh boy how's our supplies look folks we're looking good give me a bear yeh huh bear a bear yay a bear nay if we're ready for action give our first appropriate use for it you know what they say all internal balls send them to their death the ultimate gamble there they are beautiful beautiful wolves at my door it's more likely than you think the wolf has rallied his men pushed through the bring in the hordes defeat him restore some semblance of safety to the hamlet to music up you got it alright how shall we fare this shall be first test all the music it's intense action-packed baby let's see here to begin with and love a stun maybe even move him forward sounds good and then an abyssal artillery to hit this guy beautiful alright seems now the blanket fire is gonna be by far the biggest issue for us I've got to try to get them to focus all their damage on one character whenever possible because the occultist obviously is gonna be suboptimal dealing with spread around damage so with that in mind I gotta kill these guys first whenever I can and that will certainly do the job I think bow my god that was a triple kill from the impale that is [ __ ] phenomenal annihilated yes holy [ __ ] yay I just threw a hook at that guy's face and he died success so clearly and boom or is it merely a trick of the light that was sexy okay fine start a little healing necessary but nothing I can't handle nothing left array me if you threw a hook in my face I'd probably die too and yeah you gotta have more confidence in the strength of your skull my friend although I suppose that's a pretty big hook that's like the size of your skull isn't it yeah maybe I'd have a problem with it too No all right all right then you know we haven't really even marked targets yet but it's not been necessary I think I'd rather just focus on getting the damage at and mark the bolt of course we have no stress healing either so the madman's gonna be priority numero uno really so let's heal now perfect great start that's what we're looking for nice dodge oh boy you know what let's do this let's just make it happen let's just get this guy out of harm or get it get his potential for disaster removed from the battlefield if at all possible here can't thrown dagger him unfortunately I could pick to the face but it's a little less likely to hit so instead let's do this and increase my accuracy probably need to try to heal her again hopefully the dodge doesn't happen yay I'm gonna go ahead and bandage that impale seems pretty good but I'd rather do this [ __ ] you [ __ ] you thanks that's better ah alright gotta give him a healty I'm gonna bandage him as well real fast hopefully though bounty hunter doesn't fail me thanks fools please dodge oh my lord okay I gotta go for him nice crit impale coming up as well hopefully knock him out from the back let's go for the stun on this guy very nice thank you Strix a good good luck from Dracula fetus getting us those real quick okay good resistance to a certain degree from the Bounty Hunter they're obviously got to keep healing here let's impale that'll work don't hit him [ __ ] I'm already dead already on death's door Jesus Christ they have allotted them at least so maybe I should pop it here yet there we go there we go a live cam well were the bear Bob my friend thank you very much for the subscription appreciate it Joey badge me moats welcome to the pile thank you thing thank you stun and a desperate attempt of a heel here please no stun all right fantastic that helps at least nope [ __ ] alright you know if this works an entire dungeon we would have no problem dealing with just the brick and vole fight here but because we have to go through an entire dungeon with this goddamn team we're gonna we're gonna run into some friggin issues but I'm gonna do my best just really wish that a campfire or something I really don't want to let anybody die so I'm more than likely gonna retreat if I end up running into like a serious problem let's keep that light off to wait there we go okay this guy is the only big issue well I guess he's gonna have a lot of AOE - isn't he so let's try to deal with him as well yeah at least the dungeon isn't too long I suppose that's true and let's try to be a little more defensive with her as well well we got the opportunity I suppose even though it's almost certainly gonna be taken up by a an AoE strike of some variety man they have so much AoE I just realized the entirety of everyone within this dungeon has so much a o e nice doing my best nomads doing my best perfect thank you okay that it was pretty much ideal now I should probably do that all right that's fine still can't target him I don't know if he's actually gonna do it do anything from back there he'll harmless poke I believe so let's work on this guy nice and just one more big heel on the Bounty Hunter and they won't be in pretty good shape actually oh that's perfect - yay all right flawless block yep this is the vault dungeon yeah okay okay very good he's in the back now and I'm gonna be able to blight him one more time so I think he's done I just really need this he'll offer her he'll option please he's gonna rush out again my goodness this went well all right please just let the occult this teal for the love of God thank you okay that's fine whatever small amount of stress he'll there - I'll take it more portraits oh that was four DS actually I probably should have made the space for that oh well I'll keep this stuff for now and pop that light in radians oh [ __ ] right yeah okay hi forget he's like right here and she dodged it oh but it's still there all right well that sucks um-hmm well you know I can have her move Yeah right yeah and then she'll just oh she's stopped [ __ ] she's got the Serpent's way all right yeah that whole thing okay that's an issue well hopefully she'll dodge it again oh boy oh [ __ ] yeah I think she's got the tots yeah oh no I could have a just her - yeah that might have been the best play whoops that's a mistake on my end already not gonna stun him so let's try to get a mark on wolf right away but I can't [ __ ] do it there I'm not gonna do it on that I can't mark that I guess but it's just gonna repose me I don't think you can destroy that or at least it's not realistic nice we should probably focus on the bulk is probably the best idea god this is a bad situation yikes thank you buddy what a start my god so here's my plan run away right now I'm gonna do that oh my god are you [ __ ] kidding me nope a wise general cuts losses and regroups no no no no no no what [ __ ] okay I guess you have to die Matt that's you know what you're right this occultus deserves to die he failed us he [ __ ] failed us I guess we don't get to choose though and learn from it yes [ __ ] you that's right that is right that's what you get your useless piece of trash you get to be dead it's what you deserve trouble yourself not with the cost of this crusade it's noble end affords you broad tolerance in your choice of news I like you USB don't get me wrong don't worry get into that too much you know I love you thanks for the subscription but goddamn you're at koltes sucked balls buddy man did he [ __ ] up Wow okay that's salty that was ridiculous it was absurd that was the ultimate nightmare situation courtesy of the occultist and he's still [ __ ] here what was the point of that what the [ __ ] is that a bug why is he still there okay whatever I'm ignoring that [ __ ] you both you sacrificed somebody for his advance but he's still there like but didn't know that doesn't make any goddamn sense thank you for its Prime subscription appreciate it well c'mon into the pile I have no money Wow oh my god my Cherie amour welcome to the Bear Paw body thank you very much for subscription appreciate it Oh [ __ ] Christ dude such horseshit such complete horseshit all right now this isn't where the run dies we go on an endless farmstead run and we get the money back that's what we do I can't do that right now though is the thing is I'll have time to this is just annoying now this is just straight-up [ __ ] obnoxious game is this what you want you want to bother me a sister of Babel pious and unrelenting let's see I'm gonna go on a an apprentice dungeon with no provisions with level zero characters and we'll see how we fare because that's what you're meant to do right that's the objective with the strongest team imaginable well set up a squad and newbies and we'll go we'll go get what we can pretty much I'll hold up on the raffle there too we can has a reset moobot now if I leave both alone he's gonna destroy our Hamlet he's gonna like remove two or three upgrades from our estate so you know it's just a big old bag of dicks is really what it is it's when this shows up it's like hey congratulations you want this big old bag of [ __ ] dicks because that's what you get is a big old bag of dicks Congrats I guess so yeah so that's exciting raise siege Mon oh the bear paw thanks for subbing buddy appreciate it all right yeah I can't spend any money I forgot I forgot about that little part of it that fun little quirk yay all right all right I'm done being salty just kidding I'm not done bein so you know I'm not done being salty let's do this and let's see what Oh into the toilet salt mines well come on in it's delicious oh that's not the right one there we go one one does not simply stop being salty and the salt must fail it's mr. fur day with freely do you even need buddy how about that that sounds good and then uh yeah I just do it good old-fashioned super healer will take care of business real quick I can oh my god the horror the torture I had to sell a god damn trinket to be able to unlock the proper skills to go on this run oh my god oh my god just end this nightmare there we go okay thank you very much get all that I'm sure they don't have any of the right [ __ ] do that he's gay yeah perfect that's what we need although you know what fine I'll stick with it we'll roll with that and then he's got all this good [ __ ] he's got the right stuff at least so there we go big old bag of dicks nice tasty ones yummy good [ __ ] okay let's get out of here let's go find ourselves a thing from the stars because you know that's gonna happen you're damn sure of it ain't you another we have three herbs okay definitely no torches look I can't fire that I'll use no food on I do have to rap a lot these names do don't I yes let's bring four food and then we'll get the raffle going here hold up hold up let me open up moobot and we'll get this sorted out gonna reset the raffle here but Bam Bam sub mode only please and the chat I'll just do it I'm a professional I got it I got it there we go romantic outlaw it's like beginning get a stress crit on you I didn't even think that was possible go ahead and raffle off these positions as I check in and make sure there's not any emergency supplies I want to bring let's sell like the [ __ ] move amulet yeah let's get rid of that and then I'm gonna buy eight food and that's literally all cuz nothing else is necessary yeah there we go okay okay that'll work will rename these characters here we go Friday moss I'm obviously already been renamed so there we go a new leper winner numero uno and bright Oh three congratulations you are seeker leper my friend there you go rigged oh yeah maybe we should bring a shovel it's not a terrible idea pull back the jester renamed shall be the sawtooth Nomad congratulations a name that I think I've entered a couple times but all the same and then finally our Vestal drawing the winner the name friggin heck great name friggin heck has won the raffle congratulations root there we go good stuff good stuff bring one shovel bring one shovel bring one shelving two shovels in Erb no we don't either we have three there we go cool let's do it frigged hmm not even gonna enter the raffle of bears just gonna shout and sacrifice the here take out my suppressed rage at your character King fish is almost unbearable friggin heck must be Mormon yeah he's a perfect fit for my squad especially as the vestal love that friggin heck is friggin dead I don't think so pal that's a great start belt an empty sack I was so sure that'd be full of dicks I'm ready for the abusive bear you got it all right yeah I don't have any torches hi he's fine oh let's see here eighteens are you pissed off maybe you should cool down with a nice cold brew katrina's copy delicious I'm out though maybe that's why I'm so sad maybe that's why I'm so salty there's a man of madrenas one shot baby oh [ __ ] is sub-only still on my bed my bed Ivo and Maude in here all God release the plebs release the plebs so sorry kept you locked up forever bear shouting full of dicks right when my girlfriend spent two hours looking for madrenas coffee luckily after binging your stream vods did you end up finding it it's tough in some places I actually had it in my local shop a little while ago but I think they took it out which made me sad hopefully it'll come back or I just haven't been able to find it again since it's in Target stores now in some places which is pretty cool the blue shards are crystal shards so we don't have any of them right now but well I guess there's the crystal shards and then there's also the crystal dust that you can get from the shards which you can use within the runs themselves to give you certain buffs but it also adds stress to the characters then the shards themselves are the items that we find within the harmless run or harmless run the farmstead and those you use to buy new trinkets new exclusive color of madness trinkets farm lesense dead yeah perfect I said it right he may take all chat but he will never take our freedom sub only sub only mode only think you've got freedom freedom my ass [Music] you got freedom when I say you got freedom Steve D welcome to the Bear Paw bunny thing ever much for the subscription appreciate it enjoy your paid freedom alright there you go there you can have your precious words back you need them so badly I'll go back to the pit now I mean I don't have to do that sure you do get off there are words bear you can't have them it's like the plot to Kingdom Hearts 2 bird not journey success so clearly and feud or is it merely a trick of the light the bear pile my friend thanks for the twitch Prime subscription bear hugs please appreciate it Omega onslaught I think the biddies have heard of Latour Arata Lord of the Dead it's like DD only evil I have not pretty lot of DV like games beginning to show up though and I don't know if that's a new finger if darkest dungeon is just like a a game from a genre that has been common and popular for a long time and I've just been blissfully unaware of it my words are for the strongest streamer you cannot handle my strongest words chat do-do-dooooo 50 that's not good 70s better implying there are more evil games than darkest dungeon I think that it's pretty easy to name a few and that well I guess it that depends on your definition of evil to a certain extent I can't be opening images during my stream man isn't that during dam battle during the heat of the moment nothing I might actually buff this time [Music] deedy definitely brought a big resurgence to this type of gameplay I think so yeah like it's I've seen a lot of games in my email that like not only do they look like darkest dungeon but they blatantly admit like yeah we took a lot of inspiration from darkest dungeon I think it has kind of created a bit of a resurgence in this sort of experience did you know there's a newbie our golf game coming out really consider my interest piqued I need to go back to budget cuts actually I don't know why I haven't done so but I really need to play more of that that is a phenomenal VR game now I can't name one of them army ant that's the thing is like it was just just looking through my email in passing the names of the games don't really stick out in my mind but I just I remember seeing quite a few that had a very similar look you know like often so far as just being like four characters against four enemies and stuff like that you know like it's all pretty clear what the inspiration was I'm living budget cuts right now yeah I guess that's just life called fruit golf if you're interested all right is it out now unless you meant to say your loving budget cuts but you know what either way that works and I should keep you on I guess I need to get rid of this thing all right yeah go ahead tolerate but again I'll very likely not be opening it during the stream surges as the enemy crumbles doo-doo-doo-doo any news on red Hook's a new project not that I've heard so far I've got my finger on the pulse I am looking for it noise destroyed I'm sure they'll be happy to inform us once they've got something to share that's helpful okay hey knew we'd wanted her for something so let's get rid of I suppose the locked-in zoo phobia is fine although I probably want to make sure what the [ __ ] is that you play is that goddamn you play I have it open for one damn spot stream they're putting [ __ ] up on my display semtex Oh God why would it bear upon my friend like so welcome back I want to say isn't it thank you so much for the subscription appreciate and rebadging love ferrets please nice and another herb for that swert oh that's a good result holy [ __ ] also we have this I ate too I'm excited for whatever they end up doing Tomas I am very much looking forward to playing whatever they decide to make you play more like you name more like you bear nay we got new emotes in - oh you're not something sorry Scotties yeah no no I mean to roll you out and look now he's playing let me this guy what a good friend what a good what a good fella that rockleesmile i asked him like hey man I've got a division bounty you want to play that at noon tomorrow he's like yeah it sounds good once you know what this guy shows up at 11:52 ready to go prompt and professional love it once we finish this up we're gonna make this will be swallowing five citrine from this such a profitable endeavor this run I'm super proud of it well that'll help wait oh it's up there okay I have no keys oh my god no please but one single key is all I ask please please have the love of God I brought nothing because I thought I'd need nothing come on now you gotta help me out here don't knock the citrine bear you're a welfare estate right now I can disagree with you yeah darkest dungeon is not being extremely kind to me today is it suppose it's a good time to switch over now and this is gonna be a tough fight too good a heal though that's very effective to Summa how you doing welcome these guys can bleed let's give it a shot embrace the blood never yep Sam Texican any mini minis for anybody critters rush disadvantage give them no quarter we'll get it we'll get it Golden Cap a check go for it hit it up I'll do it never want to miss it but we're never lucky one day it's gonna happen maybe that day's today their formation is broken maintain the offensive I think you're gonna do that there we go nokey life is taken god damn you I don't need the blood I guess I'll do this and pop it mam's laden with loot okay are often low on supplies it's not useless it's sellable please just a single key just the one key master white secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenebrous corners of this place just just the wat just the one tangerine small delicate fragile a perfect complement to any breakfast all and AIDS just the one tan terrain what do we do when we fall much to bear we stop sounding like Michael Cera like Michael Caine and start sounding like Mike okay that was an unfortunate Hunger tile wasn't it you know I think I might just have to accept that I'm not gonna get a key here hey trinkets and baubles all right and blood all you have to do is exhibit helplessness it's the one key to getting a key he's done it yes oh my god no no don't if this is a goddamn sham blur the game has it out for me okay all right this is acceptable missus this is a suitable task to have to deal with here I no luck there all right let's traffic kill no gotta get him first I got for a hue this time nice stuns fine it's not good stress on these guys doesn't do much of a concern though it's just losing them would be bad but also not a big big deal really lepers are very good now yet lepers are extremely good that's why we have two of them goodbye gone a trifling victory another victory really just came so close to shift-clicking that I would be livid at myself me oh my alright cool good [ __ ] quest complete didn't even think about that actually alright yeah one of his space I wanted the inventory space but clearly this was not the correct way to do it oh my god alright wow that was effective holy [ __ ] ah let's do that resolve check come on buddy do it do it dammit even the agent oak will fold to the tempest wins definitely prevent the ambush why don't he get the deals what all right I should have done that for I did it in the wrong order ah um no well oh my god Jesus Christ Jesus the walls closing the shadows whisper of conspiracy thank you for not ambushing me at least we did wealth beyond measure yes warded to the brave and the foolhardy alike whoa wow that actually worked aspect this twisted cavernous maze seems almost traversable yes who's all kidding dismissed and I'll likely to keep these folks around no that's totally useless yay Sam Texa god I can still see their angry faces as they stormed the Manor but I was dead before they found me and the letter was on its way thanks for the biddies dude appreciate it

Channel: BaerTaffy

Views: 34,471

Rating: 4.8911567 out of 5

Keywords: twitch, games

Id: tuoio2Diha8

Length: 72min 10sec (4330 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 12 2018