BACK TO SCHOOL (Kindergarten) PART TWO

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hello friends it's me as a baby but not really today we are doing a part two of kindergarten which is this game I'm playing here if you guys haven't seen part 1 I will leave a link in the description below check it out watch it some stuff went down bullying literally having me dead don't say I didn't warn you ohh oh my god is that what I'm gonna do as much of this video I can using this baby filter because I don't know snapchat doesn't keep recording so I only have like a minute in this form then having to go back to my true form I feel like they should talking on high-pitched voice ok so we were back in the cafeteria I had to restart the game over because it didn't save and I bought a biscuit ball but you see this time this is where I went wrong because I paraded about the cafeteria and nobody wanted to talk to me nobody wanted to sit with me but today I am here as Cindy's little lap dog and I'm on good terms with her I played house with her and now I am boyfriend status so hey boyfriend I saved you a spot go get something to eat and come sit with me I have this thing a biscuit ball except they're not actually biscuits and they're made of human meat we don't know what part of the human though but this kit and it's a ball so I'm gonna give it to her my stupid mom packed me something that's not vegan she knows I'm all vegan right now God that woman is insufferable Oh gross is what a kindergarten vegan hey sweetie would you be a darling and get me something vegan something vegan we had guys like vegan we got sludge and we got biscuit balls oh and this slop isn't vegan okay you know what I'm gonna give you a biscuit ball and say it's vegan wait does she eat it does she eat it not yet where did my biscuit ball go it's literally gone can I buy another one not a mandatory anymore I'm panicking because I don't have any more biscuit balls what did you get me brah let me look at the trash and see if I can find something vegan sup cool kid you got something Viggen I want to buy something oh I could buy her a salad do I even have enough money 75 cents oh my god I only have 40 cents wait can I do this it oh no it's not letting me what about my money go we need to find a piggy bank to rob ASAP okay I I could sell something to you he doesn't let me sell anything oh no my poor wife II she want a salad and I can't afford a salad yeesh what's over here there's a monster mom Connard under the table okay let me pick it up and sell it to him so I can buy this broad a salade I can't sell the monster mom card literally what can I sell you you won't let me sell them anything what kind of marketplace is this how is a kindergartner like me supposed to make money at lunchtime to afford a salade for my gf oh my god so if you ask her what else she has on the menu she's like the minis kind of restricted I have a chocolate bar but it's pretty darn except ten dollars buy a chocolate bar this is robbery why is it so expensive it's all part of the government wanted kids to be less fat you poor things are wasting away before my very eyes you know never mind then I don't have ten dollars I got 40 cents what can I get with 40 cents if I only didn't buy a darn biscuit boss spent a whole dollar on that okay finally it's recess I still have to find something vegan this whole time she didn't eat anything and I gotta waste my recess finding her some vegan oh my god look at the grass it's a whole vegan buffet yes hello it's me we're gonna have to go to this regular cabs my phone keeps falling down don't bother me kid I'm trying to figure this out figure out what this riddle about these stupid duck things apparently if you shake them in the right order something is supposed to happen what's the riddle maybe I can figure it out maybe you're she's stupid go twice the duck that's farthest south then to blue before red both twice the duck that's farthest from south then to blue before red after a return to the first duck then blue get it wrong and you're dead you're dead seriously don't you shake it you'll be dead oh my god you know what I actually shook without knowing right before can we get a compass or something what's south I'm gonna assume it's yellow so to yellow then to blue before red red once yellow blue okay I had to write this down but I think I got it good luck solving that I don't want to get involved now that I think about it wow you chicken all right so yellow one to blue that was not the solution Wow not even okay let's try this again here we go you know cuz I accidentally clicked on them before I think that's what messed me up so yellow yellow blue blue Oh see we're safe now then a red yellow blue Oh your riddle is not smart enough for me I'm a genius solving the riddle seems to have cost a monster Mon card to appear okay so I picked up the card now I got two digimon cards what can I do for you can I sell you these cards or nah they won't let me stolen I haven't seen any piggy banks since first period okay teacher go play while you are still young and thin sure thanks skinny legend there's a lot of things going on here what's a stashed you this is the statue of the principal there is a red glint in his eyes damn those rubies can we loot those and sell them to a creepy kid I know he did it I don't know why but I know he did the principal the principal did it Oh what kind of school we got here the principal just stole her brother he and his basement or something bro I thought it was the janitor but go on alright Cindy go we're through go oh my god I completely forgot about her salad and she broke up with me she broke up with me over a damn salad I told you there's all this grass you can eat like get on your knees and go ham on the ground like the world test cow you are Cindy behold the negative it is very deep and dark what secrets does it hold do you want to find out sure yeah why not oh wait am I gonna die oh my god oh oh my god I literally died jumping into holes you can't see the bottom of is generally a bad idea you don't say life lesson don't jump down holes now I got to do this bird trick again good thing I wrote down okay can I have fun and go up the slide man you can't even like play with this slide kind of playground is this oh behind it there's a card laying on the ground okay you know what we'll pick it up Oh hence oh you need to get rid of bugs in the schoolyard start a day with more than three dollars oh I didn't even realize this start a day by getting robbed by bugs and tattling on him let's talk to the janitor what's he been up to can I even talk to him is he in the Shadow Realm can I use my card to summon him man everybody here is so boring okay so I had to redo this whole day because recess was just never-ending it wouldn't stop and then I was like where did all my money go like I don't have enough money to buy her a salad and she made me pay $1 to buy her a new purse and like basically she break up with me if I just don't give in to her demands and unfortunately in this game we negotiate with terrorists so I had to do that in order for her to have lunch with me so I wouldn't be lonely during lunch oh I have a nugget okay so she ate my nugget so last time she ate my biscuit ball she wants something so he has soundless for sale right yes he does he indeed has a salad for only 75 cents you know what she's milking me dry and it is only the first hour of our relationship jeez okay you know what here anything to make my little pumpernickel happy here's the salad a salad now that I think about it I guess it's vegan why would I do this to myself you're being so good to me today probably the most well trained boy I've ever met I should use you for something at recess I have an idea okay see your actions have consequences like the story does not advance if you don't make certain choices oh my god she wants me to put something else in Lilly's hair you know what we've completely sabotaged Lilly and just have been an awful person so Jerome is telling me how the janitor has so many gross things in his closet let's find something to give to Lily lunch is almost over so listen for the Bell while you're in here the janitor will come back shortly after it rings so get out as soon as possible all right let's do this we're going to the generators closet she just got the key you're good to go hurry back what wait so I can like leave lunch now oh so stuff is happening right now which is the generators closet it's gotta be this one so the door did the Jenner just cause okay let's unlock it oh my god Jesus I don't even want to click on these things it's a bucket that's catching the blood from the thing that's on the table this would truly be a vile thing to dump on someone's head gross let's see what else there is there's a note a monster mom oh five dollar bill hell yeah mighty knob and take that money you know my broke ass is gonna take that money oh five dollars and seventy five cents here we go I can afford all the salads and biscuit balls now there's more stolen stuff let's loot it this box is too high up to read shams sucks being short okay how can I get something to reach okay you know what let's take the thing of blood let's really stir this pot let's make this the worst kindergarten experience ever for Lily okay we're leaving where's the Hall Pass dude he is nowhere to be seen we just go out this door to recess oh no oh did the slop give you the run sorry about that all the other kids are out at recess okay oh she let me out with no problems thankfully all right let me do my bird thing real quick yellow yellow blue blue I don't know what these monster Mon cards even do but they're taking up all my apples all right back to Cindy what devious things do you have planned today I'm not ready to show you yet but okay no no no let's see what he has for sale cuz I got money now I got a hello money oh but he only has a monster minecraft right okay that's boring I don't want anything you know I'm balling I don't got a boy about a bully taking half my money the IRS okay so I got this bucket filled with blood you know no big deal oh my god it's perfect that is so disgusting whose blood is it nevermind I don't want to know me neither probably oh my God if that's Billy that's super super messed up but oh man this is so messed up this is so horrible this is that movie Carrie come here I want to show you something Lily why can't you just leave me alone Cindy I'm sick of you we could be friends come here oh no man the things I do for love for this evil demoness Cindy what is it I'm literally her slave her pawn in this game oh man 0 2 is that you what did you just you and your awful boyfriend set me up again I'm so done with this you made me miserable for so long now fight to the death I think it's an improvement you're just so mean I can't take it Oh No she's gonna jump through the hole no no no Cindy don't do this this is a horrible she actually did it wow that hole is deep do you think she died never mind I don't care you should just come down from there oh man I'm just gonna pretend Lily someone I really don't like ok goodbye Lily done with her one less person in this school that was so great you made me so happy today I want you to take this flower pretty like me this way you'll always have a little piece of me with you ok thanks literally just picked up a flower off the ground every done-for-you and all I get is this lousy flower now you'll have the best thing ever for show-and-tell gosh I am so great oh dear has anyone seen Lily I don't see her anywhere nugget saw where the girl went nugget nose shut up Maggie didn't see anything no gate I swear to whatever god you're messed up family believes in Lily fell down that hole you dug I'm pushing you in after her Oh Cynthia and me are not even getting blamed we're not even getting questioned oh man Nuggets taking the blame okay you know what teacher will never take nugget alive oh no that goes two of them we're gonna have the janitor get out here with the ladder to get them out oh I don't think there's anyone getting out because you know I fell in there I died literally deceased I'm coming what seems to be the problem oh my god is her name actually jiggly I literally made that name up for her and that's actually her name I am shook it oh it's Applegate Lowell haha I have two of my students stuck at the bottom of this hole you want me to put the rest of them in the hole haha no I want you to get the ones that are in the hole out of the hole can you do that oh that's less fun but I guess I could do that might take a while might be best if you brought the ones that aren't in the hole back inside so I don't get confused okay children we're going inside for Show and Tell hope you had a good recess what did you bring Oh select an item to show okay you see the stupid girl Cindy is gonna get very upset if I don't show her dumb flower that she gave me yeah I see a flower that's boring what is there you gonna tell about that yeah yeah when your show-and-tell sucks so bad that the teacher is gonna roast you like Billy why'd you bring that I was boring not boring I gave that to him cuz he's been a good boyfriend all day trust me it's boring we're gonna skip you and move on to someone more interesting Oh who's next well children that was fun Wow literally nobody showed anything I guess I win this bad of show-and-tell All Right see you tomorrow that concludes a day of kindergarten and now there are only four of us left what's so sweet that you showed the flower to everybody you could keep it forever and always I'll see you tomorrow boyfriend today complete yes finally I can save this for word game oh I'm in hell of money I put it in the piggy bank we gucky
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Channel: SSSniperWolf
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Length: 15min 10sec (910 seconds)
Published: Thu Jun 27 2019
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