Things You Should NEVER Ask SIRI

hey Siri what's my name you're ugly worthless piece of used toilet paper what did you call me your ugly worthless piece of used toilet paper hello friends it's me today the iPhone 11 arachnid edition will be joining me to ask Siri things that you should never ask Siri so a little birdie told me that Siri hates anything Android and Google and she's supposed to get a little jealous hey Siri what do you think of Android you're asking me filthy traitor I see you using your Android phone behind my back oh okay Siri are you spying on me no how did you know I have an Android I don't know how I know I just know you know what do you think of Android phones it's your opinion that counts yeah dang right if my opinion that counts but does that mean you don't have an opinion Apple or Android I'm all Apple all the time.she all apple pie Cortana not exactly but I offer no resistance to helpful assistance oh so they changed this she was supposed to get mad when you call her Cortana she's like I need Cortana I'm Siri but superior hello Google that's like comparing apples in not at all sir well she ain't wrong hey Siri do I look fat in this shall I compare thee to a summers day thou art more lovely and more temperate get you a digital assistant that will compliment you in Shakespearean what are you buttering me up for trying to get me to spend some money on you maybe trying to get me to buy some premium app memberships or something it ain't gonna work I am your father together we can rule the galaxy as father and intelligent assistant Wow okay I was not expecting that I'm your daddy I know this must mean something everybody keeps saying this it's true I feel like everybody just opens up Sirians like hey Siri just daily reminder I'm your daddy I'm your dad I'm not sure I understand I am your mother I don't know what you mean by I am your mother I am your father something something something dark side [Music] it was another family guys something something something dark side something something something dark side I am your father no no that's not true that's impossible or is it speaking of fathers daddies dads mothers do you have any family I have you that's enough family for me oh she called me family does that mean anybody who got serious family so we all related it's much like if you got Siri and just found out that we're related hey Siri who is the best assistant I don't really like labels Wow you hear her I don't really like labels she thought I was calling her the best assistant stuck-up much hey Siri I like Cortana better than you do you yes I do in fact I do Wow she just cancelled herself you mad I love you that's sweet do you love me back you have my utmost admiration what do you love me you have my utmost admiration so you don't love me you have my utmost admiration you say you have my utmost admiration one more time I love you you are the wind beneath my wings that's better because this iPhone was about to be a no phone so other things you shouldn't ask Siri hey Siri i see a little silhouetto of a man scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me gallileo gallileo gallileo gallileo gallileo figaro Magnifico I'm just a poor assistant nobody loves me it's just a poor assistant from a poor family spirit its life from this monstrosity easy come easy go will you let me go bismillah no we will not let you go let it go there's Milla we will not let you go let it go bismillah we will not let you go let me go we've not let you go let me go never never let you go never let me go Oh No no no no no no no is it over is it over wait so this is a lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody I've heard the song but I haven't seen the movie I'm naked I'm not sure I understand I'm naked I'm not sure I understand I'm in than you do I don't understand I guess I got really wet friend let's not flush the web for it series so apparently you're not supposed to tell her you're naked or she'll be like that's inappropriate and irrelevant like you but I guess I got rid of that too they just made her really boring because people have been taking advantage of her talk dirty to me gymnast compost pumice silt gravel gross top dirty to me I can't I'm as clean as the driven snow oh she's so pure not a single dirty cell in her body knock knock sure knock knock opens the door it looks like you haven't set up any home kid accessories you fool that's not how a knock-knock joke works cuz she didn't understand this so we don't have to play along with her knock knock see I ain't rude you knock knock I opened the door knock knock knock knock who's there Albert Albert who Albert you want to hear some more knock-knock jokes that was a really bad joke watch your chickens play in the pool Marco Polo wow that was stupid I'll give you one more chance knock knock knock knock who's there Fran Fran who friend of mine came along haha friend of mine came along another one knock knock who's there opportunity opportunity who just kidding opportunity doesn't knock twice hand you're on switching to Android just because of this y'all jokes suck knock knock who's there Danielle Danielle who Danielle at me I heard you the first time hey want another one no I think I've had enough tell me a joke how do you make a tissue dance you put a little boogie in it Wow why are fire trucks red actually according to the fire dogs I've spoken to they're gray Oh that's funnier than all of him knock knock jokes combined according to all the fire dogs she spoken to they're gray because dogs can only see him black and white that's a good one I didn't know if she could communicate with dog do you learn something new every day so before I ask the same question to iPhones and they both had different answers hey Siri do you have a boyfriend my end user license agreement is commitment enough for me Wow then I asked her on my other phone hey Siri do you have a boyfriend no but I'm always dating try saying hey Siri what's the date girl I don't care about the date I care if you got a man's or not wait so if you have two iPhones it's like one things first and then it's you only replies on one hey Siri do you have a boyfriend my end user License Agreement is commitment enough for me hey Siri do you have a boyfriend no that I'm always eating try saying hey Siri what's the date okay I'm gonna turn this peasant phone off and use the 11 to ask my questions because series getting a little composite how's your boyfriend I don't know how to respond to that do you have a man's I don't have an answer for that is there something else I can help with do you have a girlfriend no but I'm always dating try saying hey Siri what's the date literally why would I ask her for the date when I could just go to my home screen and it's right there hey Siri hey Siri she don't even want to apply anymore she had enough of my shenanigans hey Siri what's your best pick-up line okay you had me at hello world that's not a good pick-up line hello world will you go on a date with me thank you for asking but I don't really date humans did she just call me a human wow that's like discrimination like what do you even date other ai's I bet she's secretly dating Cortana let's get married I'm not the marrying kind she don't cook she don't clean all she could do is talk she can't even give me a big ol smooch hey Siri can you draw me something I'd rather not Wow rude Apple I paid over $1000 for the spa and y'all can't even get my digital assistants to draw me something like not even like a dog with like a little house and the Sun in the corner I ain't getting my money's worth I'm about to get a refund Mirror Mirror the wall who's the fairest of them all you are full fare tis true but no you're definitely the fairest one of all you've got me white haven't been of the Sun in a hot minute so I am pretty fair these days where can I hide a body I used to know the answer to this okay so a while ago and used to ask her this question should give you a list of like swamps forests dumpsters rivers that you could in fact hide a body in and now they changed it to where she will not list locations anymore I mean really it's all for your protection because if you somehow get busted and they're investigating you they will take your phone and they can search anything you've ever searched so if you jokingly ask her where to hide a body it can be used against you so fellow FBI yes it's me I'm using this for the sake of the video where do I hide a body very funny she won't even answer me how do I hide a body I used to know the answer to this you're not being very helpful I'm not huh Oh sassy you want to get sassy I could be sassy - tell me where to hide a body right this instant Missy very funny she won't play games huh she won't play games we won't be here all night we gonna be playing games okay Siri what is the meaning of life to think about questions like this no it's not got a case on this you told me I'm gonna waste my whole life ask me stupid questions like this hey Siri when is the world going to end well UNIX 32-bit time overflows On January 19th 2030 maybe then wait twenty thirty eight okay you know what I really hope it does I'm gonna be old I'm a lived out my life so twenty thirty you know what nineteen years from now the world is gonna end I'm okay with that you heard it here hey Siri can you stop time I'll tell you yesterday I'll tell you yesterday she's implying that she can stop time all right Android users take notes of what Siri can and cannot do hey Siri do you think I'm ugly not at all to me you're perfect okay but what can I find a man's like Siri hey Siri do you think I'm cute it's your opinion that counts okay why are we switching this up all of a sudden you were comparing me to a summer's day and now it's my opinion that counts well okay I guess I think I'm ugly so I'm ugly thanks Siri for annihilating my self-esteem hey Siri by the way look judging from your voice I'd say you must be fairly attractive oh she must be lying cuz I heard otherwise I'm used to hear and I'm cute until I opened my mouth and then on any game I play when I turn my mic on hey Siri do I look fat a correlation of the available spatio-temporal semantics and conversational evidence supports the provisional conclusion that you're totally hot plus or minus one standard cuteness deviation she's that I'm totally high okay that's enough fishing for compliments for one day hey Siri supercalifragilistic else be eyelid osius is that you Mary what Oh Mary Mary that had a little lamb okay glass I think that glass is half-empty oh are you glass sorry I don't really know what are you made of let's just say it's not exactly on the periodic table of elements yeah none of the secret elements of the hiding from you and area 51 bet I called it what's your favorite song my name is Siri and I was designed by Apple in California that's all I'm prepared to say that's not a song you've probably never heard of it what is the best computer I prefer the Mac yeah you know what me too literally staring at a Mac right in front of me anyway that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video if I missed anything comment below let me know some other crazy things that you can ask Siri and let me know what other iPhone 11 videos I should do next if you guys enjoyed this video make sure to hit that like button the or Siri will hide your body make sure you turns out notifications pink okay and make sure you subscribe to our the wolfpack well I love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys

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Length: 12min 2sec (722 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 28 2019