>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
ONCE AGAIN, FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A
VERY FUNNY ACTRESS AND COMEDIAN YOU KNOW FROM "PARKS AND
RECREATION." SHE NOW STARS IN THE NEW SHOW
"LEGION." PLEASE WELCOME AUBREY PLAZA! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ >> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YA! THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME FIND A
HOME FOR THOSE PUPPIES. >> I LOVE PUPPIES. >> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE
PUPPIES? >> I DO. I HAVE TWO RESCUE DOGS. >> Stephen: YOU REALLY DO? YES. >> Stephen: YOU TOLD ME OVER
THERE YOU THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN LYING. YOU HAVE TWO DOGS. >> I WASN'T LYING. >> Stephen: WHAT ARE YOUR DOGS
NAMES? >> STEVIE AND FRANKIE. >> Stephen: AND WHICH ONE DO
YOU LOVE MORE? I WON'T TELL THEM. >> I CAN'T SAY. >> Stephen: YOU DO LOVE ONE OF
THEM MORE? >> I CAN'T SAY THAT. >> Stephen: COME ON. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. >> FRANKIE. ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: THAT'S NICE. DO THEY DO TRICKS? ARE THEY TRAINED OR ARE THEY
JUST, LIKE, BE THERE AND LOVE ME? >> STEVIE DRIVES UBER AND IS
TRYING TO FIGURE THINGS OUT RIGHT NOW. >> Stephen: RIGHT, RIGHT,
STILL GETTING HIS (BLEEP) TOGETHER. >> AND FRANKIE IS A GENIUS. >> Stephen: THAT'S GOOD. I DON'T KNOW. THEY DO A LOT OF TRICKS. THEY'RE REALLY GREAT DOGS, AND
THEY'RE MINE. ( LAUGHTER )
>> SO... >> Stephen: IT'S A VERY FULL
STORY. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: LAST TIME WE WERE
HERE TOGETHER -- I'M HERE EVERY NIGHT -- BUT THE LAST TIME YOU
WERE HERE, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT -- YOU WENT TO CATHOLIC
SCHOOL. >> I DID. >> Stephen: FOR MANY, MANY
YEARS, RIGHT? THE FULL RIDE CATHOLIC SCHOOL. >> MONTESSORI, K-12. >> Stephen: AND YOU TOLD ME
YOU WERE ABOUT TO PLAY A NUN IN A MOVIE CALLED --
>> THE LITTLE HOURS. >> Stephen: BUT YOU WOULD TELL
ME ALMOST NOTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU HADN'T SHOT IT YET. BUT NOW YOU SHOT IT. >> AND THERE SHE IS. >> Stephen: THERE YOU ARE. THERE YOU ARE AS SISTER --
>> SISTER FERNANDA. >> Stephen: YELLING THAT DAVE
FRANCO. >> YES. >> Stephen: DID YOU LIKE
PUTTING ON THE HABIT? I PLAYED A PRIEST LAST YEAR ON
MINDY KALING'S SHOW. I LOVED WEARING THE COLLAR. IT'S LIKE WEARING A TUXEDO, BUT
IT'S A REALLY GOOD LOOK. >> I LOVE UNIFORMS. IT'S PROBABLY THE LEAST
FLATTERING COSTUME YOU COULD WEAR IN A MOVIE BECAUSE IT'S
JUST THIS MUCH OF YOUR FACE. >> Stephen: BUT IT FRAMES YOUR
FACE. HEAD ON A PLATTER. >> RIGHT, THAT'S ALL YOU GET. IT'S ALL IN THE EYES. >> Stephen: I ALSO FOUND OUT
YOU'VE GOT A BIG HONOR COMING UP. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: WHICH IS ONE I
WOULD NOT HAVE SUSPECTED OF YOU IS THAT YOU WERE IN 4-H WHEN YOU
WERE YOUNGER. >> YES. >> Stephen: I DID NOT KNOW YOU
GREW UP IN A FARM COMMUNITY. >> I DID NOT. >> Stephen: WHERE DID YOU GROW
UP? >> IN WILMINGTON, DELAWARE, AND
THERE ARE A LOT OF FARMING COMMUNITIES IN DELAWARE, BUT I
GREW UP IN THE CITY AND, YEAH, 4-H IS KNOWN MORE AS AN
AGRICULTURE-BASED YOUTH PROGRAM. >> Stephen: YEAH, LIKE, YOU
KNOW, YOU LEARN ABOUT, LIKE, CAT AND ANIMAL HUSBANDRY AND STUFF
LIKE THAT. >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Stephen: YEAH. AND, YOU KNOW, I DID SOME
STUFF. I GOT INTO THAT. I SHEARED SOME SHEEP IN MY DAY. >> Stephen: SERIOUSLY? YEAH. >> Stephen: DO THEY FIGHT BACK
WHEN YOU'RE SHEARING THEM? >> NO, THEY SING AND THEY TELL
YOU STORIES AND THEY'RE REALLY SWEET. >> Stephen: ARE THEY BUMMED
OUT ABOUT IT? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> Stephen: YOU DON'T KNOW. I DID IT, LIKE, ONCE. >> Stephen: OKAY. AND I HAD MY UNCLE RAISED A
BIG, SO I GOT TO BE AROUND THAT. YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SEE THAT. >> Stephen: WHAT DO THE FOUR
Hs STAND FOR? THAT'S WHAT I DON'T KNOW. >> THERE IS ACTUALLY A PLEDGE
THAT EXPLAINS THAT WHICH I CAN SAY FOR YOU. >> Stephen: I WOULD LOVE IT. IF I REMEMBER IT. I PLEDGE MY HEAD TO GREATER
THINKING, MY HEART TO GREATER LOYALTY, MY HANDS TO LARGER
SERVICE, AND MY HEALTH TO BETTER LIVING, FOR MY CLUB, MY
COMMUNITY, MY COUNTRY AND MY WORLD. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: AND SO SHOULD WE ALL! AND SO SHOULD WE ALL, AUBREY
PLAZA! >> YEAH, IT'S NOT A JOKE. THAT'S REALLY WHAT THE PLEDGE
IS. >> Stephen: NO ONE HERE THINKS
IT'S A JOKE. >> NO, I WAS JUST SAYING --
>> Stephen: THAT WAS SINCERE APPRECIATION. >> NO, I'M JUST SAYING IT SO
EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M NOT MAKING FUN. >> Stephen: YOU'RE GETTING THE
4-H AWARD. >> I'M GETTING THE ALUMNI
MEDALLION LEGACY AWARD BECAUSE I'M AN ALUMNI. IT WAS A BIG PART OF MY GROWING
UP. IT MADE ME WHO I AM AND
HOPEFULLY IT WILL BRING AWARENESS TO THE PROGRAM. >> Stephen: "LEGION" IS THE
SHOW YOU'RE ON NOW. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: "LEGION" IS A
MARVEL SHOW. IT'S IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE, THE
X-MEN UNIVERSE. >> YES. >> Stephen: BECAUSE IT HAS THE
X AND THE O OF THE NAME "LEGION." >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Stephen: ARE YOU A
SUPERHERO IN THIS? >> I CAN'T REALLY ANSWER THAT
QUESTION, BECAUSE -- >> Stephen: BECAUSE YOU DON'T
KNOW OR BECAUSE -- >> WELL, NO, I MEAN, I'M NOT --
I DON'T KNOW, BUT -- >> Stephen: WELL, WE HAVE A
CLIP. WILL THAT GIVE US HINTS? >> IT'S A VERY MYSTERIOUS,
EXCITING SHOW AND ALL THINGS WILL BE REVEALED. >> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THE CLIP IS? >> YEAH, MY CHARACTER LENNY, SHE
HAS PREVIOUSLY -- I DON'T THINK THIS IS A SPOILER ALERT -- DIED,
AND, UM -- ( LAUGHTER )
YEAH. >> Stephen: I HOPE NOT. I HOPE THAT'S NOT A SPOILER. >> SHE DEAD. >> Stephen: YEAH. O NOW SHE'S REABOARD, AND --
REAPPEARED AND SHE'S TALKING TO DAVID HALLER WHO PLAYS "LEGION." AND HERE WE GO. >> STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT,
MAN. I KNOW! I'M DEAD! YOU KILLED ME! ( LAUGHTER )
AND I GOTTA SAY, NOT COOL, MAN. >> I DIDN'T --
YEAH, YOU DID. DON'T BLAME HER. DON'T BLAME HER. SHE WAS JUST A -- WHAT DO YOU --
PASSENGER RIDING AROUND IF -- AROUND IN YOUR BODY. DON'T ACT SURPRISED WHEN SHE
BLOWS YOUR (BLEEP) UP. >> HONEY. I'M SORRY, MAN. >> NO, IT'S COOL. IT'S COOL. WHAT WAS I GOING TO SPEND THE
REST OF MY LIFE POPPING PILLS FROM A LITTLE CUP? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: YOU SAY YOU'RE DEAD IN THERE, SO WE KNOW THAT. WELL, WE'VE GOT TO GO, BUT I
JUST WANT TO ASK YOU BEFORE WE GO, THE CHARACTER WAS WRITTEN AS
A MIDDLE-AGED MAN. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: WHAT WAS YOUR
REACTION WHEN THEY SAID, WE THOUGHT OF YOU? BECAUSE, SPOILER ALERT, I'M A
MIDDLE-AGED MAN, AND WE DON'T LOOK ANYTHING ALIKE. >> I SAID, MAKES SENSE, SIGN ME
UP. I DON'T KNOW. >> Stephen: YOU KEPT THE
DIALOGUE THE SAME. >> YEAH, I DID. I DID. THE SCRIPT, LENNY WAS WRITTEN AS
A MIDDLE-AGED MAN, A DRUG ADDICT IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL, AND HE
SAID WHAT ABOUT LENNY BUSCAR FOR YOU? I SAID, DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE,
BUT LET'S DO IT. SOUNDS FUN. >> Stephen: IT DOES SOUND FUN. YEAH. >> Stephen: AUBRY, LOVELY TO
SEE YOU AGAIN. >> YEAH, YOU, TOO. >> STEPHEN: "LEGION" AIRS
WEDNESDAYS ON FX. AUBREY PLAZA, EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BRADLEY
WHITFORD. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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