Aubrey Plaza Being Legitimately Crazy For 12 Minutes

I take a strand of my hair like a medium the medium section then I make a look like this and I put it in my ear I also do it it talks to me sound into the mic so you can hear like I sleep with a dagger at by my side don't you really what I mean you have a dagger where where's the dagger it's not in the bed my nightstand and every week I do a shanking drill where I'm asleep usually I imagine like a zombie or a murderer or whoever is coming to get me right and and then I like have a move where I like quickly slide it under the blanket and then I just shank up whoever's hovering over me about to kill me that seems incredibly dangerous you know as I could just kill people just by like going like that people would just disintegrate that was a good feeling oh no I had no idea what was gonna happen you don't even know where you were I don't know where I am it's true most of the time so like can you tell when you're making someone else on behalf of Amy I'd like to thank the devil and all the Dark Lord's this award allows her to feast on the flesh of the others thank you really what you've been doing with yourself you don't know no you're just wandering through life just floating like a jellyfish trying to keep it together not to anything too stupid really make good decisions and be positive okay it's not stopping you Aubrey Plaza I don't know myself my bro Wow that guy up here yeah is that guy or a girl up there for you by the way both they're always fighting and I always tell them you guys have to not do that and you have to just let me do my work [Music] we have a clip here from the fit from the movie what can you tell us it helped us with the clip this is right before a dinosaur is about to eat me I don't know what's real and what's not anymore today we'll be giving away awards for Best Feature Best first feature and for the first time ever best last feature which many of you don't realize you've already made your bite me bad and I would have that don't hit yourself in that I don't want the other ID I'll hit myself when I want to now what so what's your strategy you're gonna go on the red carpet this year that's an intense environment what do you what's your strategy how are you gonna go I'm just gonna get as drunk as I can and deny deny deny are they gonna be accusing you oh oh you'll see oh who knows you say chimpanzee or chimpanzee Fork yes you guys had something that was [ __ ] up and then led to something quite amazing yeah my childhood was pretty [ __ ] up and I think I'm doing all right now you feel claustrophobic you feel like you can't breathe how did you handle that I really loved it I why did you I could see saying I didn't mind it but why would you why would you actively love it I don't know I'm honestly I'm not claustrophobic I like being in small confined spaces and I like the feeling of like being crushed and if I had to choose a way to die not that I don't know now that I have to but you know when people play that game like would you want to drown or get killed by shark or whatever I usually say like I would be suffocated because I feel like you get squeezed and then I think your body falls asleep and then you die peacefully what I like about you is you look like you have a secret all the time I was just actually thinking back there that I have a secret and that I shouldn't tell anybody and I'm not gonna do it no not tonight because wait a second cuz I didn't have any like residual things wrong with me but I did have a learning specialist that they made me meet with once a week who was also a drag queen we talked about that mostly but did this really happen as as part of the stroke I don't know sure having one now no just but I find this fascinating who are you on medication some sort of oh my months Oh No but you're feeling fine your health is just fine I feel great okay good [Applause] black clansmen is nominated the teacher was always like smoking and she was like shoving me around and yelling at me but I do remember the sevens that may not have been a dance class it was like hop 1 2 3 hop 2 2 3 right but I haven't had to use that yet I have it in my back pocket if I get it attacked by an angry drunk mob now I understand you are you're it's fine wait a minute on ourselves don't see my socks yes no one's done it they're great they're like Wizard of Oz check those out hey I'm really bad at paying my bills I actually the only way I can like pay my bills cuz I'm afraid of mail should I ask why are you afraid of mail oh I don't know it's just I haven't like an anxiety about opening envelopes so the only way I can do it is I like put all of my mail I let it build up for like a couple weeks and then I put it all in a sack or or a pile and I take it to work and then I sit on the ground and then I turn all the lights off and light a candle and then I opened my mail in the dark which is the only way I can open my mail you're the most fascinating person I've talked to in a long time this is really good stuff just I want to know more about you yes you will now I'm afraid I'm afraid it will you come back because I want to find out more I would do this thing called celebrity tales where I would just name celebrities and then name what kind of animal tale I think they would have I really feel like what kind of animal tale would Ben Affleck have Ben Affleck would have like uh like a bushy like like a bushy squirrel tail what about Judd Judd would have would have he would have like uh I don't know like a kangaroo tail yeah I had like a bunch of old kangaroo babies and pouch mm-hmm and I don't ask for this but you do sometimes I saw a picture someone took a picture of Jessica Alba at a Lakers game look at you in the background you're definitely trying to call tell me you're not intentionally trying to get in on that action I don't even remember that picture being taken I that's just my natural face at a basketball game really basketball games terrifying so god Dwyane Wade scares the [ __ ] out of me if I'm close to a basketball game I freaked out I'm freaked out but yeah I go into a weird I don't know it's scary the balls going in there and everyone they're moving so much description if you look dangerous I'm sorry I can't ever tell you that before that you look kinda like a dangerous person yes yeah I mean I think it's something to do with the tone of my voice and something in my eyes or people ask me about this a lot because I don't look like I'd be good at basketball but I'm pretty damn good at basketball Joey's time you're sick just when you say that no basketball away is so good what makes you so good you just started playing young I'm not like that good I'm good okay I'm really great I'm good I'm just like I'm not I'm not amazing but I'm pretty good and I play with you know just random people and I really like it for the strategy when I was in high school I played for my church basketball league and and I was the point guard and I used to come up with like interesting versions of plays instead of being like that I'd be like sacrament of reconciliation and then we do a thing or like the blood of Christ which means like throw the ball to the corner and then you had a kindness and sweetness even though you were cynical before and you want to hit me with the thought she's weirder than I am scared at night sometimes but they're going to come for the piece of paper yeah yeah they have powers you made a terrible mistake I I know I've made so many mistakes I know I'm gonna be punished for one of them okay well like any interview that just consid ends with I've made so many mistakes I'll be punished for them one day

Channel: Wonderlandian

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Rating: 4.950666 out of 5

Keywords: Aubrey Plaza, Celebs, Celebrities, funny, moments, shady, Parks, Emmy, Awards, reaction, singer, hot, cute, Conan, Awkward, interviews, crazy, witch, nuts, shy, actors, actress, late night shows, Cardi, Minaj, comedy, Hot, Ones, hot ones, Hot Ones

Id: BmPtltvBtlc

Length: 11min 48sec (708 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 06 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/fr0stbyte124]

The dagger drills seem like a good idea. It's way more dangerous to keep a dagger on your nightstand if you haven't practiced using it.

[u/0xD153A53]

To find someone that adorable and that quirky...That's my only goal in life...

[u/bzzinthetrap]

I fapped to this

[u/infodawg]

Outtakes from Legion, basically....