<i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WE'RE BACK WITH THE AUTHOR OF
"THE LEGEND OF THE CHRISTMAS WITCH." AUBREY PLAZA. I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS
WHICH I'M A LITTLE BIT JEALOUS OF. YOU GOT TO WORK WITH THE
BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED MR. MICHAEL KANE, THE LEGEND. >> MICHAEL CAINE. >> Stephen: SURE, NICE PROMPT. I LOVE HIM. >> Stephen: WHAT WAS THAT
EXPERIENCE LIKE TO WORK WITH THIS MAN? >> WELL, SPEAKING AS AUBREY, IT
WAS-- IT WAS THE BEST. MICHAEL CAINE IS THE BEST. >> Stephen: HE'S AN HONEST TO
GOD TELL YOU STORIES ABOUT THE OLD DAYS. >> OH, YEAH. HE LOVES TELLING STORIES. HE'S LIKE A CHILD. LIKE, HE'S BEEN AROUND FOREVER. HE'S SEEN IT ALL, BUT HE STILL
HAS THIS CURIOSITY AND LOVE FOR BEING ON SET. HE KNOWS EVERYBODY'S NAME. HE'S SO RESPECTFUL AND SWEET. HE TELLS STORIES EVERY DAY. HE WAS AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT. >> Stephen: AND A TREMENDOUS
ACTOR. IT MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE AN ACTING
PROGRAM WITH HIM. >> OH, YES. HE TAUGHT ME A LOT. >> Stephen: OKAY. >> IT WAS LIKE A ROAD TRIP
COMEDY. SO WE WERE STUCK IN A CAR
TOGETHER FOR A WHILE. AND-- OH, YEAH. AND HE WOULD-- HE WOULD DO STUFF
LIKE-- HE WOULD BE LIKE, "NOW, WHEN I'M GOING TO DO MY
CLOSE-UP--" THIS IS A VERY BAD IMPRESSION. >> Stephen: PRETTY GOOD SO
FAR. >> "WHEN I DO MY CLOSE-UP, WATCH
WHAT I DO. I'M GOING TO SAVE THIS EYE FOR
THE CAMERA, AND THIS EYE FOR YOU. AND I THINK YOU SHOULD DO THE
SAME." >> Stephen: HOW DO YOU DO
THAT? YOU'RE NOT A CHAMELEON. >> I SAID,"MICHAEL, I'M NOT
DOING THAT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALK
ABOUT." HE SAID, "I HAVE TWO ACADEMY
AWARPDS AND YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING. THIS EYE FOR THE CAMERA, THIS
EYE FOR YOU." HE TAUGHT ME, THE CAMERA IS
HERE-- IF WE WERE IN A MOVIE NOW AND THE CAMERA IS HERE, AND YOU
WERE MICHAEL CAINE, YOU WOULD SAVE THAT EYE FOR THE CAMERA AND
THIS EYE FOR ME. >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU DO THAT. DO IT TO ME. OKAY, READY? CAMERA IS HERE, ONE EYE FOR THE
CAMERA, ONE EYE FOR ME. >> YEAH. I WANT A DIVORCE. <i> ( LAUGHTER ).</i> >> Stephen: YOU CAN HAVE ONE. >> OKAY. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
YEAH, SO I CAN'T STOP DOING IT. BUT WHEN WE DID IT, I DIDN'T
UNDERSTAND IT IT. BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IT REALLY
DOES WORK. HE'S A VERY TECHNICAL ACTOR. AND HE WOULD SAY, "I DON'T SEE
THE BLOODY CAMERA ANYWHERE." I WOULD SAY, "MICHAEL, YOU DON'T
NEED TO SEE IT. LOOK AHEAD AND SAY THE LINES." HE WOULD SAY, "WHERE'S THE
CAMERA." HE LOVES TO PLAY THE LENS. >> Stephen: ONE THING I FOUND
OUT MICHAEL CAINE SAID AFTER THIS MOVIE THAT THAT WILL BE HIS
LAST MOVIE, THE MOVIE HE DID WITH YOU. AUBREY PLAZA, DID YOU BREAK
MICHAEL CAINE? <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
WAS THERE ANY OF THIS ACTION ON SET IS WHAT I'M ASKING? >> LOOK, I DON'T KNOW. I BLACKED OUT. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
BUT ONCE HE-- ONCE HE EXPERIENCED THE BEST... YOU GOT
TO WRAP IT UP. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> Stephen: WILL YOU DO OTHER
MOVIES OR IS MICHAEL CAINE YOUR LAST, TOO. >> I'M DONE. I'M RETIRED. ME AND MICHAEL GO OUT TOGETHER. I DO WHAT HE DOES NOW. >> Stephen: YOU'LL FIGHT
CRIME. >> WE'LL FIGHT EVERYBODY. WE'LL TAKE EVERYBODY DOWN. >> Stephen: LAST TIME YOU WERE
HERE, WHICH WAS ON ZOOM. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: I HAVE NOT SEEN
YOU FOR YEARS IN PERSON. >> A LOT HAS HAPPENED SINCE THE
PANDEMIC, HUH? >> Stephen: YES. >> I DRESS LIKE THIS NOW. <i> ( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERING )</i> >> Stephen: LAST TIME YOU WERE
HERE, YOU TALKED ABOUT DOING-- WE DID A SEGMENT CALLED "TEA AT
THE PLAZA," WHERE AUBREY PLAZA SPILLS THE TEA ON HER COSTARS. I WAS WONDERING WHETHER YOU
WOULD DO THAT FOR US HERE AGAIN TONIGHT. >> OH! ALL RIGHT! >> Stephen: WOULD YOU LIKE A
CUP OF TEA BEFORE YOU SPILL THE TEA? >> WHAT KIND OF TEA IS IT? >> Stephen: I HAVEN'T THE
SLIGHTEST IDEA. >> IT'S DANDELION TEA. >> Stephen: IT IS? HOW DO YOU KNOW. >> I REQUESTED IT. THE WITCH ONLY DRINKS DANDY LION
TEA. >> Stephen: DO YOU TAKE A SPOT
OF CREAM. >> NO. >> Stephen: NO, OKAY. MMM. >> MMM. YOU SMELL DANDELIONS. >> Stephen: THAT IS LIKE
DRINKING GRASS. THANK YOU. THAT IS JUST SOMEBODY MOWED A
LAWN AND PUT IT IN A POT. THERE YOU GO. EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT CHOICE. EXCELLENT CHOICE. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
MMM. DO YOU WANT-- DO YOU WANT A
SAUCER? DO YOU WANT A SAUCER THERE? >> YES, DARLING. >> Stephen: I WILL GIVE YOU
THE NAME OF A COSTAR. >> OH, GOD. >> Stephen: YOU SPILL THE TEA. >> ALL RIGHT. >> Stephen: NO PRESSURE. SPILL THE TEA ON MICHAEL CAINE. >> MICHAEL CAINE, HE IS A
NAUGHTY BOY. HE LIKES TO STICK HIS TOES IN
ELECTRICAL OUTFITS-- OUTLETS. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
>> Stephen: SPILL THE TEA ON KRISTEN STEWART. >> KRISTEN STEWART SMELLS LIKE
CINNAMON AND GASOLINE, AND I HEARD THAT SHE SECRETLY WANT
MEAS TO OFFICIATE HER WEDDING, BUT SHE'S TOO AFRAID TO ASK. <i> ( LAUGHTER ).</i> >> Stephen: I CAN'T IMAGINE
WHY. MOLLY SHANNON? >> OKAY, MOLLY SHANNON IS ONE OF
THE MOST LEGENDARY LIVING CON ARTISTS ALIVE TODAY. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
AND THIS IS NOT A JOKE. I JUST-- I'M SERIOUS. I JUST READ --
>> Stephen: SO FAR, I CAN TELL. >> MOLLY SHANNON CONNED HER WAY
INTO HOLLYWOOD, AND SHE KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. BECAUSE I JUST READ HER
AUTOBIOGRAPHY, AND IT IS JUICY, AND IT IS GOOD. AND IT'S COMING OUT IN APRIL. I'M GOING TO PROMOTE HER BOOK. I DON'T GIVE A ( BLEEP ). HER BOOK-- HER BOOK IS SO GOOD
-- >> Stephen: DOES SHE REALLY
HAVE A MEMOIR COME OUT IN APRIL? >> YES, AND IT'S CALLED "HELLO
MOLLY." >> Stephen: REALLY? >> I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S SO
( BLEEP ) GOOD. I CRIED. I LAUGHED. IT'S BRILLIANT. EVERYBODY SHOULD GET IT. AFTER THEY GET THE OTHER ONE. <i> ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ).</i> >> Stephen: YOUR BOOK. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: "THE CHRISTMAS
WITCH." THE OTHER ONE. <i> ( APPLAUSE ).</i> >> Stephen: ALL OF THAT WAS
SCANDALOUS. >> I KNOW. >> Stephen: THAT'S A
SCANDALOUS REVELATION, MOLLY-- I MEAN, NOT MOLLY. >> NO, I AM MOLLY. >> Stephen: YOU GOT ME
THINKING ABOUT MOLLY SHANNON. I'M ONLY THINKING ABOUT MOLLY
SHANNON NOW. >> I WISH I WAS MOLLY. >> Stephen: SPILL THE TEA ON
AUBREY PLAZA. WHAT DO WE NOT KNOW ABOUT AUBREY
PLAZA? >> AUBREY PLAZA IS BORING. SHE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING
INTERESTING. SHE-- WHAT? >> Stephen: NOTHING. >> WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY? >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW. >> SHE CAN PLAY THE SAXOPHONE,
OKAY. >> Stephen: YOU CAN PLAY-- SHE
CAN PLAY THE SAXOPHONE? <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
CAN YOU REALLY PLAY THE SAXOPHONE? >> YEAH. YEAH, ME, BILL CLINTON... <i> ( LAUGHTER ).</i> >> Stephen: WHO PLAYS THE
SAXOPHONE BETTER, YOU OR BILL CLINTON? >> DEFINITELY BILL. >> Stephen: HOW LONG DID YOU
PLAY? >> JUST SINCE WAS A LITTLE KID. >> Stephen: HOW LONG DID YOU
PLAY? >> LONG, LIKE --
>> Stephen: CAN YOU BE ANY MORE SPECIFIC? <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
NOT ONE INDIVIDUAL SONG. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU
STATED PLAYING? >> OH, OH, I DON'T KNOW,
PROBABLY, LIKE, FIFTH GRADE OR SOMETHING. I WAS JUST IN THE BAND OR
WHATEVER. >> Stephen: AND HAVE YOU KEPT
IT UP? >> YEAH, I TRY. BUT IT'S A HARD INSTRUMENT TO
WHIP OUT AND PRACTICE BECAUSE IT REALLY ANNOYS OTHER PEOPLE. >> Stephen: UNLESS YOU
PRACTICE, AND THEN IT'S QUITE DELIGHTFUL. >> I PRACTICE IN THE WOODS
SOMETIMES. THAT'S WHERE I GET MY REAL WORK
DONE. <i> ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )</i> >> Stephen: AUBREY. >> STEPHEN. THANK YOU. >> Stephen: THANK YOU. "THE LEGEND OF THE CHRISTMAS
WITCH" IS AVAILABLE NOVEMBER 16. AUBREY PLAZA, EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
