ASMR Has Gone Way Too Far

there is a treacherous woman plaguing the Seas of YouTube let's take a walk back through MOOC Bank history eating with queue once ate an entire 25 pound lobster claw to the dome call me so the that made me almost explode from revulsion eating with Q is the bootleg of a girl called so young so young no fangs no no limit she eats her victims alive she makes eating with Q look like fine-dining writhing in pain head first into the demonic abyss of her mouth this beautiful sweet kawaii girl from South Korea she's so beautiful it makes me want to simper her quite frankly until you see the atrocities that this young girl has done I will take you a walk to the world of so young and be careful dude because you're gonna want to simper you're gonna want to smell her panties resistor here is her most popular video with 24 million views dancing live squids so buckle up buddies so here you can see that she decapitates the living squid discards the body but then like there's things like this where she shows the close-up on the head or she highlights the brutality of of the act really of just decapitating a living squid [Music] [Music] so what you're seeing is her pouring soy sauce on on it on the severed head so it's still alive and what it was it's happening is it's writhing in pain as you can imagine soul open on your decapitated neck really there writhing in pain and that's what they called live dancing squid I don't understand why does seafood get this exemption of like you would never do this to a mammal or a rat or a dog god forbid pretty epic let's hit him with that upbeat techno temple music look at the dance party started with the writhing decapitated heads of these squids baby [Music] she just goes mother oh god she just throws down the whole head dude raw eel it's coming in now cuz she wants to see you know I don't know if you're ready for this do we write this off as a cultural difference I'm out yeah he was out okay I think she knows that if she wasn't acting at least a little squeamish and nervous about it then she would be seen as a total sociopath but she clearly loves torturing animals there's no question about it really thumbs up it doesn't look like thumbs up so squid we have established as intelligent octopus however many people hold to be one of the most intelligent creatures in the ocean really is is the octopus its ability to escape to camouflage to defend an attack that is truly one of the great marvels of the ocean cut to so young pulling live living octopus onto a cutting table next to its dead relatives to warn them this is like some Game of Thrones medieval [ __ ] she's got the she's got the cousins and the dad and the mom head on a spike to overlook the destructions is about to become them oh this is so sick MOOC bang that a I love though she strokes those tentacles I'm telling you dude there's some hentai going on here you look can you give me a minute she's stroking these tentacles and I might need a moment no see either don't sip for her don't simp for so young and to be frank II think she might be so young for you anyway [Laughter] what exactly is the culinary value of eating it while it's alive if she just kept if she just like put them down humanely I'm pretty sure the flavor would be the same and you know its writhing around in her stomach to like because the tentacle continues I'm out I have PTSD I've been looking at this [ __ ] all week don't tell bikini bottom how bad it really is out here you know I mean she's basically Ursula from The Little Mermaid watch her joy her meal as she ignores the anguish of these octopus pour a little sauce for a little sesame seed on there writhing living remains look its look at them they're writhing around they're the close-up why the close-up again that's the thing the suffering is central to her videos otherwise why would she do a close-up on them this is the gnarliest one that we're gonna watch today probably this one is a ASMR so you know so if you are just looking to relax put on your headphones kick back enjoy the sounds of animals being eaten alive I do recommend the ASMR experience to you [Music] I'm gonna relax I know this is like ASMR real sounds whispering and all that so I'm just gonna a some arts right there in the title so I'm gonna relax and I invite you guys just to enjoy the the sound of the ASMR as well so I'm just gonna take a quick break here [Applause] Oh no I don't want to hear it anymore ah [Music] there's so much better now after that ASMR experience that feels so relaxed oh this is my favorite part she takes a makeup break she got a she puts her makeup back on over the writhing corpses of octopuses she has takes a moment to reapply her makeup clearly disgusting probably cry me definitely cruel but his cruelty a central theme of her content this video I believe proves yes let's have a look she has the octopus she seasoned them while alive and then she barbecues them while they're live she puts them on the grill if that is not animal cruelty my friends on an octopus as we've established when the smartest creatures in the sea by the way this is also tagged as a ASMR video so I invite you all to put on your headphones and relax here she is exacting revenge on an octopus that tried to escape slamming it on the grill in anger I mean they have to know that that the optimist is an intelligent creature that is suffering you can't burn it alive how are they just ignoring that and just in case you weren't totally convinced that Soyoung is a succubus spawn from the depths of hell here she is consuming an entire raw liver in closing there are some of you watching this that are thinking I'm being too hard on her I'm being xenophobic it's just a cultural difference I'm just an ignorant American well then how do you explain this final video here beautiful girl in the forest full of mysteries ah she's dress up as Alice from Alice in Wonderland wandering the forest and what is this finding huh a living octopus in the forest and eating it alive a charming tale just like Disney told it if one of those octopuses don't go up her vagina by end of this video I'm gonna be disappointed don't you eat that eel don't you dare eat that living heel it's so young don't you dare put that ye'll in your vagina so young but you dare put that heel in your butthole and your vagina at the same time so young cuz I will go to my bedroom right now with this video and turn off this camera and get a bottle of Vaseline well I'm glad at least to say that there's still weird enough stuff on YouTube that's worth me making a video over so I mean shout out really the moment we see her start eating bats we need to sound the alarms yeah that's too close that's too close to bat it's got wings we're not even over Cove in 19 I'm not ready for Cove in 20 you know do we still have our hazmat suits Yello hey thanks for watching everybody we are doing Teddy fresh giveaways for the next months during this quarantine all you have to do is go follow us on Instagram Teddy fresh official and the instructions will be on our giveaway post it's very simple and everybody is eligible to win and you can head on over to Teddy fresh comm and see what's cooking there's always something good I don't know about you but I am swearing off not just seafood all food I'm donating see you guys next time [Music]

Channel: h3h3Productions

Views: 2,869,279

Rating: 4.7782226 out of 5

Keywords: Ssoyoung, asmr, asmr eating, h3h3, h3h3productions, ethan klein, hila klein, h3, mukbang, realsound

Id: Gld72uZeKAc

Length: 13min 52sec (832 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 08 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Abeneezer]

Morbid mukbang is so fucking terrifying. The sounds and sight makes me literally gag. I have a hard time believing that anyone watch this casually.

[u/[deleted]]

This video is so hard and disgusting to watch. How safe is it to even eat these foods that raw?

Edit: words

[u/[deleted]]

This video is so disgusting. Why is this a thing? This woman is weird.

[u/Benandhispets]

Wait come on now, this is just straight up against YouTubes TOS right? They've removed related videos that were nowhere near as bad but this girl is allowed to post it over and over and get 10s of millions of views and YouTube are fine with it? Are they just flipping a coin or something? I feel like reporting her channel so it at least flags up and YouTube has to do a manual review and say they're fine with this instead of being able to claim ignorance.

Edit: Yeah I just went to her main videos and reported it under the animal abuse option under the graphic content selection.

[u/chestnut3]

i live for h3h3's cringe stuff but this shit... i couldn't stand more than a minute. please report her videos for animal abuse

[u/ShunningResumed]

I can't watch this. How is animal abuse allowed on YouTube?

[u/yoshiontheloose]

PETA needs to hurry up and take down Carole Baskins so they can move onto this chick

[u/ikealgernon]

first H3 video I'm not going to watch.

[u/[deleted]]

How is this person still on Youtube?