Today, I bring you a very special video. I wasn't planning on making this video In fact, I was working on another one until I saw this video on Twitter. Woo! [moans in pleasure] [eating and chewing noises ] Mm. Now this video–when I saw it–I said to myself, "This is an abomination, against life." "Oh my gosh, you guys. Look." [In disbelief] "Ugh." "Look at this claw..." I felt sick to my stomach. I mean, my goodness. She's like a sea monster I mean people complain about sea life in the ocean being endangered. She's the—she's the main culprit. How do you even cook a lobster that big—where they cook it in the bathtub? Is it even cooked? Can you take a bigger bite? Mmm Like, she's like checking how big she can fit it. * visible disgust * Is it a weird fetish? Yes. [gags] This is repulsive oh my gosh, you guys look ugh! look at this claw oh my god, look at this claw This is so big [demon noises] mm mm please kill me So this is eating with Q this video has 1.7 million views from four months ago And that is not an uncommon amount of views for her. Let's watch HELLOOOOOO Welcome back to another video witchyo girl Q It looks like Thanksgiving dinner that I had diarrhoea over It's all covered in nasty shit. And then that bucket of sauce like these women cannot get enough sauce - Sorry, there's nothing cute about what
you're about to do lady.
- I missed you so much. If this is your first time visiting the channel, hello, my name is Que.
- Her makeup's pretty on point though, right? Yeah, I mean she looks fabulous but it's gonna get all messy. That's part of the fetish, right? Is that she looks fabulous She's like her makeup her hair her nails everything perfect. And then over the course of the video. You're gonna find that it's all Just destroyed It basically look that you just puked and shit on the table Cutie Ques. Hey, my cutie Ques today. I'm gonna take a giant shit my own mouth HE-EY! I would love to have you as one of my cutie Ques if you could hit that subscribe button down below Notifications on so that you are reminded every time I post a brand new video so you're reminded every time I come here and Decimate an entire population of an animal and make sure to hit subscribe so that you can track along with the World Health Organization every time that animal species goes endangered when I make a new video Today we are doing a requested video, I was requested to do Shrimp, corn, potatoes and sausage. And eggs.
- Dude, there's one dude at home that requested that who's like, YEAHHHH SHE PICKED MINE That's such a specific request, well, here's the weird thing about her videos that I noticed in the comments It's not creepy dudes as you would expect. It's a bunch of other women that are hungry They're hungry all that food looks so damn big and juicy and succulent and then drooling faces These are women that want to be eating.
- So what's with all the moaning? I don't know but they love it. Dude, she destroyed that plate. Holy smokes. She ate all that. She didn't touch the eggs, though I'm watching you. The guy at home's like I requested the eggs for a reason he hasn't been able to bust a nut yet because he's waiting for to dig into one of those eggs. You gotta try it with the eggs too, so good. Dude, I just nutted so hard to get that egg finally Bro, that is so foul. You don't have to dip the egg in the sauce for Christ-sake. The way she's chewing the egg.
- Okay, so that's enough of this video But I went down the rabbit hole and I discovered there's a whole genre of sea monsters on YouTube. Yeah So she's not even The big mama sea monster really? No. She is entry level. Okay. She is following in the footsteps of the great Great the greatest of all time the greatest that ever did it: bloveslife. She has 1.5 million subscribers and she has insane views take a look at blows Queen this bad boy Right here right hERE It's huge Y'all it's huge, it's huge, so I'm gonna get to praying and we gonna get to eatin Heavenly Father in the name of Jesus I thank you for this food that I'm about to receive and Jesus name. I pray amen Beloved. This is Jesus speaking I'm up in heaven gagging right you really dip a whole LOBSTER in butter sauce What the hell is wrong with you? God damn it, Belove. You really need to get your shit together. I see it. Ooh It's so much crabmeat look at all dat That right there. Yep, and I got that dipping sauce first of all Bloveslife's on another level she has a literally another Camera in the top left so that you can get another angle. The angle by the way is not that different from the original angle. Yeah.
- It's very similar! It's just you can you can see the lobster the waste of life that is this poor lobster laid on this table little bit better I like that she's sitting in the ocean. Looks like a threat to the ocean.
- Yeah. Yeah. You better keep these lobsters coming Let me just say yeah What what what what what [repeated] You know people complain about Japanese whaling and all this This lady needs to be- she needs PETA to be chasing her around town She's probably already on their list. Yeah PETA's most wanted ooh ooh ooh ooh HEH HEH HAAA You know what I was thinking you know how Like, Carl Sagan and NASA blast images of humanity into outer space for aliens to discover We should just send this YouTube video out, into outer space for aliens to discover It's like, you don't wanna mess with us This is it You come to this planet. I will eat you. I will cover your ass with butter Cajun sauce, and I will eat you Just like don't like all that white stuff that's not no meat, I don't do that She ate all that sauce She ate all of the sauce you guys not only does she eat everything in the ocean. She drinks the water It's like a bucket of butter.
- Look at what's become of the dip. The dip is turned into like a bowl of diarrhea. Yeah I could only find one white girl who's doing this and So I wanted to just show you I wanted to be diverse and show you guys it mean this is the only white girl in the game as far as I could tell but she Diverged a little bit. She has a bucket of alfredo sauce Alfredo sauce Watch. So this video has 1.2 million views. And yes, this is her actual thumbnail. Oh my god I'm sorry guys, but look at my hair Oh my freaking God She just deep-throated a crab leg Oh my God! soaked in alfredo sauce [Ethan Gag™] Dip this in alfredo again that's the best thing you guys I've ever put in my mouth Besides just seafood itself. Oh my god the alfredo with the crab leg Hmm I do want to say that I've seen this exact scene in a different context and other videos that are not appropriate for people under 18 Like this is literally if you replace the food with something else this is scene for scene exactly the same. Oh my god You know what? seafood Literally makes me feel like I feel movement in my pants I'm not even kidding. It makes me feel funny down there. What?! The F Are you- do you even mean by that? Okay, this just turned into one of those videos,
what the f? amazing The huge crab It's still steaming but you guys can't see Okay Mmm-hmm that just happened. I feel- is this dark web? Is this the dark web or YouTube?
- No, just Youtube. I feel like you need tor or some kind of VPN to watch this safely. You guys watching this may want to erase you- put your hard drive in the microwave What up FUPA Troopers today? I'm back with another pizza Muk-bang now apologies guys. I am dieting So I was only able to get medium today, but we're gonna be using my favorite sauce. Yes I've got 10 bottles of ranch, which is about one serving size Now, this is my favorite ranch. It's creamier, and it's got such a nice flavor and it really works well with the pizza flavor and Yes, this ranch is so freakin creamy you guys. Ohhhh Ohohohohoh Ohohohohoh!!!!
[Hila laughing in b/g] That's good pizza! mmMMMM ethan i want to vomit Oh my god you guys, it's so good.
I have a semi-chub right now, I'm not even gonna lie to you guys My dick is semi-hard right now Mmm! Mmmm MMMM!! WOO! [Ethan Cough™] Dude Mmm ♫ Wow, Ethan! Great moves. Keep it up, proud of you! ♫ And if you think ranch is good, wait till you try honey. Honey is a free browser extension that automatically finds the best promo codes whenever you shop online This means you always get the best deals without even trying on over 37,000 sites such as Amazon, eBay, Microsoft, J. Crew, Etsy, Best Buy, Newegg and of course Teddy Fresh Teddy Fresh just came out with a new collection today and with honey installed, you'll get 15% of all purchases on the website for the next 7 days. It takes two clicks wham bam it really is that easy and you are saving effortlessly. There's literally no reason not to use honey for everything you buy online and with a limited time you get 15% off teddy fresh Right now and so much money on the rest of the internet guys link is in the description Thank you, honey for sponsoring us and thank you guys for watching. Have a blessed day
I'm not exaggerating when I say that I became moderately nauseous while watching this. I am unable to wrap my mind around the idea of somebody watching these types of videos for pleasure.
Ok, ok. That's nasty.
But is that giant lobster from the beginning real? Where do you get that and that's gotta be like $400+ for it.
How do you even cook it without the middle being raw and the outside being over done?
EDIT: Holy shit the alfredo sauce. How the hell do you even taste the crab???
yeah i can't watch this. i honestly tried, but i'm genuinely going to be sick. chewing with their mouths open, getting their paws all up in the butter sauce and letting it drip down their faces like toddlers. i love you, Ethan and Hila, but fuck this.
This is old school H3H3. Editing on point.
Holy shit, Ethan eating that pizza had me dying.
This was so fucking hard to watch
For better or worse, the internet sure has allowed some weird fetishes to flourish.
Damn that’s ducking disgusting. Also that lobster in the beginning must’ve been like $300.
I could not finish this video. I don't think I've ever skipped an H3 video but man my stomach couldn't take it. I felt repulsed, and I mean I love food but I felt nauseous and had to stop watching it. And oh man the sound editing I think that those audio effects just pushed it over the top.