Asmongold Reacts to "The True Story of Sylvanas Windrunner! - (Warcraft Lore)" by Nixxiom

Sylvanas oh she's hot so we'll watch it okay that's the only reason we're gonna watch it is because I think that she's on that's literally the only reason okay what is this the true story of Sylvanas Sylvanas is the middle sister of ilaria and very so Windrunner who are nowhere near as hot as she is and she is right he also had a brother named Lee Roth that nobody has ever heard of and nobody cares about the [ __ ] early day after giving up her bikini modeling career so pontus decided to join the Rangers and eventually became the Ranger general of Silver Bow Wow it's quite an accomplishment Bravo however a lot of people weren't happy with Sylvanas because now that she was the general and could do whatever she wanted she pretty much would snake part of Lourdes on whenever she could to bang human men her favorite being a dude named Nathanael pissed off by her interracial poon obsession many of her fellow elves criticized her but sivanna's told him to shut up and they did years later Sylvanas and friends met a happy little fella named Arthas who wanted to destroy the entire high elf Kingdom and use their precious with the farming pool to bring Nosferatu back to life Sylvanas tried to stop Arthas from destroying a literally everything but she failed because Arthas was just too [ __ ] awesome to be defeated not that's right Malfurion level awesome but he was still pretty awesome let's just clarify that God died but because Arthas had always had a thing for high elf booty since he was a kid he brought Sylvanas back to life as a scary ghost Sylvanas hated him for this but she sort of she sort of had a bit of a Stockholm Syndrome thing going on because she started to really fall for the undead prince of Lordaeron and became obsessed with him some time later after watching the entire country burned her people died and everything she ever loved to be destroyed Sylvanas found herself free from the lich king's control knowing what really to do Sylvanas decided to try to use a paralyzing arrow on artists so that she could steal him away and drag him into a secret poon dungeon with all of her scary banshee friends the plan failed however because Nosferatu showed up suddenly and he told Silvana stifle Kel'Thuzad and that Arthas was his boy toy and not hers this made her very angry and really jealous Sylvanas then ran off and cried for a little while she took out her anger on a bunch of humans and dreadlords and then she realized that there were a bunch of other undead like her that had regained their sanity and control of themselves hating Arthas and yet loving him secretly Sylvanas rallied these forsaken undead together and gave them the totally original name of the Forsaken Wow think she would need help though with defending her new lands and ultimately capturing Arthas for some fun time yeah she decided to sign a deal with a magic talking green pickle and oversized Jamaican [ __ ] cow to be allies with her aah cut for it's the horse later and finally the great alliance of undead pickles Smurfs cows and now flamboyant men attacked arthas's continent of Northrend along with the ilaqua in an effort to defeat him a great war ensued lots of people died Sylvanas didn't care and ultimately Arthas was killed before she could reach him saddened that she never got to see arthas's Frostmourne if you know what I mean Sylvanas decided to kill herself like an emo [ __ ] but suddenly suddenly a bunch of magical talking angels appeared brought her back to life and they became friends don't reverse some reason mm-hmm sometime later with nothing else to do Sylvanas and her forsaken waged a big ol war against a bunch of where did this yeah we did this look they helped to beat up the innocent child named Garrosh that's right we've done nothing wrong by the way didn't know all the while Sylvanas lamented over Arthas hating him still but desiring him nonetheless so overcome with longing and grief and in just desperation Sylvanas decided to return to that guy I mentioned earlier in the video named Nathanael and they started doing some kinda and they started doing some crazy necrophilia poon time down in the darkest halls of the younger city behind everyone's backs I like it over on the other side of the world however the Jamaican Smurf becomes the leader of the Horde Ferb pretty much 2 seconds and then he dies and then for some reasons about right reason in his dying breath he makes Sylvanas the Warchief of the Horde which leaves everybody confused as to why but Sylvanas doesn't really have time to realize that the Smurfs clearly had a thing for her all along who was jealous of her love for Arthas because a bunch of evil bad guys are attacking the world Sylvanas leads the Horde against the big bad demons she makes a deal with a giant tentacle fish lady for a magic lantern and then she uses that magical spook Lantern to scare a giant angel lady who can create more angel ladies for Sylvanas to be friends with but suddenly one of those big talking werewolves that she had that warrior yes and the story just attacks her he attacks her for no reason and he breaks her spooky Lantern and he frees the angel woman and Sylvanas gets angry and sad and she just decides to go back to banging nathanael for a while while she plans her next move and yep that's pretty much it that's true that's pertaineth at that's actually true that's what happened so see like Sylvanas I did sheet not she never tried to [ __ ] Arthas right I mean it didn't happen like I'm pretty sure that didn't did like that was never a thing right no I didn't that yeah she yeah I thought she was just like she hated Arthas yeah but doesn't mean that she didn't try and [ __ ] him too I mean you know I mean there's some girls that are crazy especially if they're Undead WarChiefs you know I mean to think about it

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Length: 6min 12sec (372 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 03 2018