Asmongold Reacts to His Most Hilarious Moments | By Asmonboy

what the hell is this oh how hard i should get i'm starting to scream i got it that was like three shirts ago wasn't it no that was like five shirts ago wow oh all right all right here we go now monday monday i had something happen that i've had that happen have you got i [ __ ] i do i this is okay [Applause] oh my god oh god man we showed doc oh i was close i was really close almost got banned what a [ __ ] game what an absolutely [ __ ] game [ __ ] you worked at the irs and sam's club anything else no not really that's pretty much it i never wanted a job uh whenever i was younger like uh they'd always ask me what i want to be whenever i grow up and i said i i do nothing like i don't want to have a job like jobs it's just better for me to just do whatever the [ __ ] i want it's true yeah everybody else had like their career planned i'm like i'm gonna have to have a career man [ __ ] i never want to get older man this is gonna suck i gotta go to a job how many out eight hours a day [ __ ] man here we go all right and the winner is [Music] [ __ ] you [ __ ] you dude oh my god yeah real [ __ ] funny dude real [ __ ] cute when as mario gets scammed but he realizes that it's too late the [ __ ] does this mean what huh is this it what but that i'm actually kind of dying here oh remember this this is back whenever i could solo illidan that was crazy right before they [ __ ] me [Music] this was the most embarrassing stream of my life like whenever we were trying to do the two man giveaway and i still couldn't do it on my own like it was so [ __ ] embarrassing i thought like an idiot this is where he gets the mouse i love you assman will you suck me off yup there it is okay get them out of the exit flops get them out of here five times the processing power of the world's largest supercomputer to simulate the virus at home was able to simulate a hundred milliseconds a tenth of a second in the life of the coronavirus i was thinking about space first uh in your opinion it's sometimes okay to step on others to get ahead in life [ __ ] them we gotta turn the tables [ __ ] them i'm a 30 year old man wow i'm at my [ __ ] prime for farming out achievements and mounts i have no girlfriend i live with my mother there it is i have no job wow twitch is the only place that you would actually get a round of applause for that they're like damn that's a real one man that's somebody dude that's somebody who we can really relate to i'm gonna run you we love this guy [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] dude yeah get off me no come back come back come back i'm gonna get it i'm gonna get you there we go here we go wait okay yeah real [ __ ] funny oh that's the start of the screen let's see if i can turn on this computer all right here we go all right that was clever ass that's actually that that's very very clever wow [Applause] wow okay [Music] okay yeah it was oh [ __ ] i spilled my drink oh [ __ ] oh everything dude that got everywhere like that totally [ __ ] everything up it was it was so bad and this is going oh guys everything's totally okay okay okay [Music] in retrospect using the propeller to cut the to cut the tape was not a good idea yeah it just didn't really work very well oh almost dropped that [ __ ] right there i almost dropped that [ __ ] how's he reacting to his own content look at this this is from so long ago oh yeah i remember that what's up y'all it's me it's your boy that's a good time today i'm going to be fulfilling a few requests and we're going to be doing the future the hero those are the old days it's scary that people want me to do this because i just i didn't know the game was this boring wait so um i react wait wait a minute is this is this meta content here like i'm just trying to get an idea what's going on here this is this is where we're at we're going for the 3x oh my god almost bad for making this video for you guys and you have to get it i was like 23 or 24 whenever i made this video one time [Music] [Laughter] have you taken a shower wait so i was 30 then and i'm 40 now wait you're right so that yeah that was like [ __ ] almost 10 years ago close to 10 years ago and now i'm 40. oh my god no i still like we're going on almost three weeks of me not taking a shower man good like i'm surprised y'all can't smell me through the [ __ ] computer screen it is not good i have like a i feel like my forehead is actually thicker than what a normal forehead would be because my brain has made like more calcium in my forehead because i hit it so many times yeah okay yeah well that yeah cause it's practice like you're building up a resistance to getting hit in the head yeah this is great oh my god it's outside oh it's mr you're all here to watch me get king mecca oh [ __ ] so fruition at this exact moment i will watch this [Music] you're all here to watch me get king mechagon that's right that work comes to fruition at this exact moment will open up this box and king mechagon will be inside of it it was it was king macagon [Music] oh no [Music] these are the good days man these were the good days look at that dude yeah show me killing sony there it is as we were playing bfa okay this is this is what the game is all about right here this is a good time so it was all about oh yeah i remember that i had never been in this before wow wow this is exactly yay yay someone see someone someone's getting kicked out right here all right they're trying to show off now i see how it is you guys want to one-up me all right we haven't done a mount off in so long i need to do another mount off maybe i'll do a mount off on like saturday or something yeah i don't know if i'll have time to do it today because i was going to do the race let's [ __ ] do that hmm i'm thinking thinking thinking thinking i don't know when it's too hard all right marrow bone white white primal white raptor that's right what is this i almost got it man come on i was so close did i say to get on the dark war towel book or the tan more talbot purple eco's one chat always remember that yeah you're right except for today goodbye oh come on nice try get him out of here get get him get him get get get a [ __ ] [ __ ] get them out of here goblins screwdriver screwdriver is only 464k this is did i buy that from the game i don't remember do it like that's a lot of [ __ ] money though like that is a half of a million gold that's like eighty dollars i'm gonna be spending eighty dollars on a on a dagger from 15 years ago which i'm never gonna use let's buy it buy it buy it i should do it should i do it okay okay all right let's do it let's do it [ __ ] it yeah why did i do that that was a waste of money give me the mount blizzard that was a waste you know i deserve them i've worked so hard for you [ __ ] you blizzard i hate you [ __ ] stupid ass [ __ ] [ __ ] company piece of [ __ ] really gonna show that they're gonna really show me all that like every single time that i [ __ ] it up okay yeah real [ __ ] funny we're going to watch zarya's video after this and i want to do the raid we're good we're good don't you [ __ ] do it to me artist don't you disconnect me all right good you're gonna okay those were the good days man those were the good days give me the mount dude i wonder if i got it here the worst part about mountainless well i'm about to get the mount right here so i don't know what you're talking about i ain't take a piss very very clever very clever don't i swear to god if i come back oh come on man what a rat hole a rat ate a hole in my pants like what's that's not my fault like what what is it it's my fault now that i did that like i mean this this is crazy man like everybody's gotten their hand though like here's the thing right am i going to really oh yeah listen that's not a big deal it's really not like everybody's had this happen before it's just here's the thing is i would never want it like these pants are really nice my mom here's what happened you know what i tell you guys what happened this so my mom saw this clip she actually saw this clip online of me and she immediately went to amazon and she ordered me like eight different pairs of shorts and she ordered me she's like you are gonna go you're gonna find one of these that i just bought you and you're gonna go into your room and you're going to change your [ __ ] pants right now i'm like why this is like because there's a rat that had a hole in your pants and i'm like why like yes still i'm still waiting for the reason she's like that's the reason and i'm like ah [ __ ] and so um i basically been wearing those pants uh this happened like eight shirts ago i think like or sorry seven shirts ago so that was like probably two months ago and i've been wearing those three pairs of pants ever since then that's pretty much it come on man really funny yeah it's just it's lazy keep trying you're never gonna kill me i literally cannot die you don't even have a chance that's true there we go that's how good i am samson can i get a rest that's good face tracking i don't know how hard i should get get on the new midnight from return to charisma okay all right it's time to get it's time to dude the mount offs were so fun like i don't know why i haven't done more of these like we really do need to do mount offs soon like i don't know like what i should do is like yeah we we do need to do mount offs at some point like i will make sure that in like the next seven days we do a mount off okay like i promise you guys there will be a mount off very very soon all right yeah somebody's getting dequeued here yeah someone's done get on this one right here like i'll do one this whole yeah i will you guys can cause it's very easy to get but some people might not have it okay okay that's it all right i've i've had i've [ __ ] i've had it i've had these guys no no come on yeah i'm going to do it frighten coda frighten coda yeah let's see [ __ ] [ __ ] get him out of here dude there it is dude oh my god absolutely [ __ ] delicious i'm so greasy look at my hair oh my god look at my hair i'm so greasy ugh like i'm just looking at my hair like wow cause like right now i've showered and so my hair has like that one day thing where like it's actually good for like one day of the week and like same hair no it's the same hair but it's not greasy more people we lose all right you know what this is a pretty good video i like it a lot [Music] you

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Length: 15min 53sec (953 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 21 2020