Ask Steve - Stop lying!

first question is for Maureen and it's about her birthday homilies uh-huh my birthday's coming up and my children usually asked me what I like from my birthday and I always tell them you know don't spend a lot of money on me but this year I'm thinking they kind of owe me what do you think yeah I think you're absolutely correct your children oh you can ask how old are you kid they're in their 20s they're in their twenties okay so you want to go what you want you won't take a trip or psych on vacation yeah a vacation okay yeah were you lately Oh Hawaii why what are you children do uh they just stamp they just started got out of school so they just starting out on their jobs okay yeah you're going Hawaii how about Wisconsin hmm it's too much mama too much you go to Miami they got water down there isn't hot Miami nice this time nice that'll be good yeah I think you ought to take advantage of that I'm look it's like this it gives kids a chance to show their gratitude that's why you won't do something nice for Mom you ballplayer said I'll town by my mama house I'll give my mom everything children that was my dream my dream was to give my mom and dad before they pass everything they ever thought I have it I did it I was able to give him anything they wanted I could give them so that was a cool thing so let him give it to you okay let him give it to you taking ask for more I'll get a car ball on all right next question is from John who wants advice about meeting women whereas hey John hey Steve good a lot of times out of the bars I kind of pretend to be may be something I'm not I've been a matador a racecar driver I even made up fake business cards just to go along with it it was a fun time it made for more of an interesting story at the end of the night going out with a bunch of buddies you know do you have a little bit of advice on maybe a better way to go about it at the end of the night do I have a better way to go about it yeah yeah like first of all unique with lying start that's here come man yeah did I did I hear you right you said you a race car driver oh yeah that was the other one out of door Matador yeah man she questioned yeah how much do Matadors make uh mostly it's volunteer work I mean they just do it for the pleasure a lot of time why do you bullfight in the States the question I didn't know bullfights allowed in the United States it never got that far man it never got that far they walk away before it's definitely a better one the waist brace college oh that won't work well you gotta you kind of look like a race car down but man there's something there what what do you really do for living I run a construction company hey just dead works hey here's a tip try that I did trust me I bet you two out of work you saw the reaction these women I run a construction company went all right now he cuz women women real crafty when it come to what you do I wrote a construction ok he can build a lot of times we just I don't get some steps foot on the house I get some siding stucco I'm gonna say I'm gonna get a new flow give me some kitchen cabinets women get to see himself got that construction worker way he better didn't Matador not going that minute ah next question comes from Jessica who can't remember names hi Jessica hi Steve um I'm a very involved parent at my kids school I got a lot of PTA meeting so I'm recognized by a lot of the parents there unfortunately I cannot remember their names they remember my name uh there's just one mother in particular who always comes up to me and I try to remember her name I even did a Facebook search I think it's just been way too long I just should ask her her name what should I do okay I can't remember names at all everybody on the crew knows that so this is a setup so they put together a montage of me on the show messin up names here's a tape joining me on stage Robert palyer Eenie hi Alexa hi Paul are you doing Kristen come on out so far Stacey I mean Kristen check out the Johnson triplets khari Katie and Kelsey welcome Katie Kelsey and Callie uh this is uh Pete Pete yes sir Kevin Kelvin can't Kylie Doris Edna G Dinah rahama Duke do wanna Edward try come o me try Comi try call me okay let's do that again I got to come to rehearsal oh we gotta grow so fast quick graphic does hold

Channel: Steve TV Show

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Id: HMTuQw_XgNU

Length: 5min 50sec (350 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 04 2013