Ask Steve: KING KONG AIN’T GOT NOTHING ON ME! || STEVE HARVEY

so I recently joined the police academy and I can't wait to get my CPD badge I've heard horror stories about the physical training but I feel like I got that covered cuz I started working out my only concern is I'm scared when I had to say it fries please you know I see I saw like a punk I need help I don't want to sound like a boss cop you know I want to be tough can you blow these fees that's my concern I don't want to see like fries please you know I want to be like tough like cruise blues you know can you help me C's fries please well let's try a couple things give me give me your best version of it okay so I was thinking like this fries please okay okay one more time okay mama get serious you see my therapist freeze please oh please freeze see it sounded like you keep saying fries please the lady's right obviously she's from the hood and the lady up there said no it's police freeze this she up that she mad at another slow little girl ain't never even been stopped by the damn police no I I just need help like okay please freeze I think you're missing like an adjective okay please Emma biggie please get your big ass on the block you need something in between police and freeze oh you got to say something to let him know you angry and you mean business okay get on the ground freeze please you ain't gonna make it you ain't on mega day please freeze down the ground stop running okay okay I'm gonna comfort that he's still running he's cool right this ass is still running I told him see these police you ever seen today they big someone out of shape hey I know that's what I'm like you know but I started working out I think I got it covered that's my only concern it's on top well that's a good concern cuz were you gonna be a police ad I I don't know yeah they haven't told me yet I mean where did you take the test well you go I'm taking my test and I'm in two weeks now from now it's in Chicago in Congo yes Chicago is she to all these people girl girl everybody in orders with girl they say what you want please please stop it you still running put your gun down don't you shoot no mo people one more time give me the best one you okay police freeze you got a walk-in I'm sitting there killer body give me some [ __ ] if you don't do what I say King Kong ain't got me we're gonna have to learn somebody hey folks welcome uh thanks for checking out my youtube channel don't forget to click here to subscribe to my channel that way you won't miss a single hot new video some really good stuff and then I want you to click here to see more clips from the show right now

Channel: Steve TV Show

Views: 1,768,602

Keywords: Steve, Harvey, funny, humor, comedy, tv, steve harvey, steve harvey daytime, steve harvey show, Talk Show (TV Genre), chicago police, CPD, police freeze, getting pulled over, police academy

Id: zfRfVWkmPEU

Length: 4min 3sec (243 seconds)

Published: Thu May 12 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/Jawnzzz]

fuck steve harvey

[u/[deleted]]

Shes really going to be a cop in Chicago? any 18 year old could body slam her. Bad idea.

[u/aagpeng]

Aside from the fact that Steve Harvey is generally viewed in a negative light, this was pretty damn funny.

[u/Smdplzlol]

Don't get me wrong she's adorable, but like, she's 5' tall and 160lb, her politely asking suspects to freeze is about the only thing she will be able to do.