Ask Steve: Attacked By Coyotes!

all right let's go Heather has a big decision to make where's Evan hi Heather hi Steve I have a problem because I am a warrior chronic warrior and I have a four-year-old daughter who I am considering switching schools and the school is on a nature preserve I was driving home after visiting the school and I realized I can't take her there because there are coyotes there and what if a pack of coyotes attacks her while she's out on this you know they have these little excursions outside or what if a snake gets her or what if she falls into you know one of these ponds or something that are frozen like is this crazy or you know what should I do well what do you live you come oh come on just outside of Chicago what pack of coyotes are you talking about well if the Coyotes are at your house you want to pull outta school cause date but I'm there and I don't like just let her out there you know then yes ma'am and this frozen pond that she'll fall into that no one will see and then get eaten by the snake I'm a country boy when have you ever ever seen a snake at a frozen pond have to be in the person pond it could just be slithering through the you know the wilderness if the pond is frozen that's winter yeah most snakes are away for the winter so why don't you just buy her PlayStation to keep on your side I don't like her to play too many things on TV so huh I don't like her to just like play on TV and stuff either well she can't go outside what's a baby going the baby can't go outside the baby can't go by the water the baby can't go out in the woods the baby can't go in the backyard because you just said a pack coyote to just over that thing baby can't go to school call one of the damn lights of turning red in here we have to stop and then a carjacker could run up see you got it you got it you gotta just let your kids explore something something can happen anywhere but I am I think I'm I am going to do it do one take her to this school I think I'm gonna do it but I'm just very nervous about it like what you're gonna go up there every day no not every day well suppose you don't go up there on the day that the coyote pack car [Applause] you really gonna have to time this whole thing out you don't miss the whole damn [ __ ] hey god forbid she go over there by that frozen ribbon here come on he dance she's really concerned yeah but you can't keep him in the house no gotta let him go teach you how to swim all right thank you you know how old is she she's four oh yeah if you get hit by a snake rip your blouse off tie a knot in it stop the bird take out your Scout knife put an X on it then get one of your friends and suck the poison out make sure they don't swallow are they little asses going to [Applause]

Channel: Steve TV Show

Views: 1,376,054

Keywords: funny, Harvey, tv, Coyote (Animal), steve harvey show, comedy, steve harvey, steve, ask steve, humor, harvey, Steve, steve harvey daytime

Id: 9AvBFJ9SMII

Length: 4min 16sec (256 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 13 2015