Ashton Kutcher vs. Simon Cowell, The Game & Raven Symone | Punk'd

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season five punks guys i'm exhausted i have no more friends my only friends are demi's kids and bruce i have to watch die hard one more time but i keep making the show why because i love you here comes the show tonight on punk ryan seacrest and randy jackson team up to get fellow american idol judge simon cowell you're about to be punked cal the game finds that there's no way out we let's see the concrete here where you going to get out there if you don't build a ramp i'm gonna start building the ramp what's that gonna do you're gonna be doing it all night yeah i guess so yes so and raven simone can't escape her past oh rudy hug suppose no i'm not that hurt it really helped somebody brought your car to handicap spot it's all next [Music] the game this guy is a dangerous man i was sitting across from with the lakers game he's holding up signs saying i was gonna have to go to compton if i wanted to punk him that it would never happen that's why we decided to create a concrete moat between the game and our punk players so that nobody would get physically abused by the game the game's coming he thinks he's going to meet a producer okay that's going to give him a million dollars to produce a film it's not hard trust me i do it here's the deal we've got to keep him inside this room while we pour six yards of concrete at the entryway so kids at home if you find yourself with a concrete truck 40 men to pour the concrete and the game locked into a studio meeting with the producer do not try this at home okay here's the new cast i'd like to introduce you to mike who will be playing a concrete worker ian is gonna be inside the facility and he's gonna get trapped in there as well the game's friend tracy is our accomplice for this bit no bullet holes [ __ ] i know p diddy [Music] let's go shut the gate first [Music] get the forms in there now get the concrete truck in there now take it easy good seeing you brother you guys be safe all right they're getting ready to leave right now don't you see the concrete here where you going i don't know didn't you read the sign before you came in the studio is not closed the sign right here says we're gonna be working we're doing this i hope the car can fly because you can't get over this thing hold up man let me let me let me let me come closer so you can see my face man i mean it says right here guys hey yo you can play that sign all day man i'm telling you i got to get my car out of here man i feel for you man i want you to get your car out but this is how you see this is wet cement watch your feet guys i want to scuff up your shoes new jordans or whatever you know what i'm saying but this says right here we're going to be here today my family got to stay right there for tonight where where's it gonna go does it fly like the back to the future car i mean what do you want me to do i'm not trying to be a smart ass sir i'm just trying to get this job done so it's dry by tomorrow morning and if that car comes blazing through here i'm screwed then you're gonna be screwed man your car's gonna get jacked up and i need to get out you should have parked over here i mean they got a valet next door and you pull in here where i work i mean you didn't read the sign though i mean that's pretty it's like an eye test read the top line c-l-o-s-e-d ian come on in yo what are you doing b my name ain't b my name's mike all right and i already got a problem with this guy how am i supposed to get my car out of here man pitch a tent get some sleeping bags you're gonna be here all right yeah i'm gonna build some kind of yo you're gonna be out of here tell you what i'll do the genie thing for you you're gone how's that yo yours you know what oh man help me out how long does it take to drive it's gonna take overnight that's why we can't stay here overnight we closed a lot so we could have it dry yo i'm gonna build some kind of rap man i'm not a ramp builder i'm a i'm a concrete man if you don't build a ramp i'm gonna start building the ramp you're gonna build a ramp i'll tell you what eva knievel get on it all right if you ask my concrete we're gonna be very upset who's not to do it that's not going to get your car across i'll tell you what i can make paul what do you give me your cell phone trying to play i mean this i don't own that do you want it why are you trying to play us like this i'm not trying to play anybody you're going to be doing all night yeah i guess so hey you know what see what else you can find over there throw up you got a kitchen sink and a broom will help you i'll catch that one oh yogi berra style you're not helping me at all guys pull the game to the side and say i'm i'm i'm gonna pull my car through help me pull this i'm gonna i'm gonna drive over here [Music] repave this thing dude hold up time out guys can we just calm down for just a second every time every time you repave it i'm gonna throw something back in it i'm gonna drive through this all right man i can't stay here tonight i got a ged you know i work this is what i do i'm not an idiot he's the one i'm gonna drive his car in the cement yo this is yo this is a rental i don't care about this i'm getting out of here though tell you that you crazy no way [Music] congratulations that's awesome cadillac's [ __ ] concrete fantastic oh [Music] yo fix that no now what you gonna do about that repave that guys is this your idea i mean you guys are morons to the highest degree step over this concrete call me i'll step over concrete call your [ __ ] today tomorrow and next week or anytime let's do this for a second i've had it with you around [Applause] [Music] thanks ashton you got me man man i've been punk man he said he's going to get me cotton man now what what what i do you're next [Music] guess who we have today senor simone cowell there's not a human being on the planet that is hated more than simon cowell everybody thinks that the reason of punk sign mccall is because he makes fun of people on his tv show when these kids sign up to be abused and then he goes and peddles them off like child musical porn no that's not the reason to get simon cowell the reason he gets simon cowell is because he's running around in a t-shirt that he bought at baby gap [Music] and he drives a rolls-royce mike will be playing a police officer gabriel tigerman will be playing the valet we got ryan seacrest and uh the dog randy jackson going to help us out on this one this is mr cal's prized possession of 400 000 rolls royce this is the duplicate car almost the same rims have been changed everything just doesn't have the sunroof you're about to be pumped cal kutcher out i think i love you man [Music] hi good to see you hi i'm sarah nice to see you sarah how are you how do you do it what a perfect day [Music] call us next time thank you guys ciao vegas [Music] no the royce swerved out of the way what what's the role the guy just drove off for the rolls well that's my one vote hold on one second yeah dude it was just right here we only had one black rolls and that guy gave me the ticket uh are you sure yeah i know what it is it's a black rolls royce it was yours it's a black phantom a phantom yeah it was a real car yeah okay did they take his car let me call i'm gonna call the police i'll call the police someone's driven off in the black phantom rolls-royce what do you mean you gave me the ticket it wasn't the right ticket i just gave you the ticket well you gave me a ticket well it was you gave the keys to a half a million dollar car to the wrong person well how do i know i mean well it's not here so why would we like how do i know it's your car i mean the guy had because we gave it to you guys the valet parkers yeah we get a lot of cars coming through here two of those it doesn't look like anything else on the road that's a hundred thousand dollar car four hundred thousand dollars wow you can buy a house for that well no we won you're the cops hi guys what's going on jen this guy's had an accident it's somebody who's driven off in my rolls royce right this australian guy's playing with his english english english it's english whose car is it it's your car sir english as we english walking down i see the red lights on i'm guessing that he saw us calm drove off like a lunatic made them smash the car this isn't my fault you can see right here this contract limits our liability the valley guys gave us the tickets that you took the wrong ticket you say tomato that's the ticket you wish it to this gentleman that's what he says come on we're all saying that you know what five against one you know is not fair we're not teaming up on you and there's a guy bleeding over there and you're talking about your phantoms why would somebody want to take your cars what i'm asking sir because it's a valuable car these are your friends sir i mean yeah you know them they weren't in the party causing any trouble that might us huh guys it's a question that car was just in a collision on sunset what all right so the good news is we found it the bad news is it might be dinged up what you're from england but you're a resident of los angeles right now i work over here where do you work on a show called american idol you're a writer no no he's a judge i'm a judge he's a post it's like a league legal show talent contest we have status on the car mr cow this is how your status is you've just been punked [Applause] [Music] is oh i've been so stitched up here i think i've just been punked and i'm not particularly happy about it raven simone you might know her from that so raven on the disney channel otherwise you're like me and you remember her is little olivia on the cosby show now she's very popular and all grossed up not quite on par with the olsen twins but you're getting there kind of like to think of every bit as practice for the olsen twins damn they're still on the list hi girls how's new york it'll happen okay let's talk about what we're gonna do to her she's going out to lunch with her mom and her brother and a couple friends she'll be parking in a regular spot that we will be turning into a handicapped spot we're gonna have a bus of old people that genuinely deserve the handicap spot they're gonna come in and get upset with raven before parking in their spot sarah highland will be bus driver for the geriatrics and ian will be playing the parking enforcement raven she will be playing herself being pumped [Music] let's clear it [Music] they're evil people evil evil evil people excuse me is this your car okay well the problem is i have a group of old people here that would love to eat we're all very thirsty and half them have take medications they haven't gotten yet so i just like i just don't understand what happened why would you park in a mummy ain't nothing funny about this because i don't cry sir i try to rectify the situation i don't cry whose car is so you have no handicap sticker no and this is your car this is my car why are you parked in a handicap spot but the car is here true you can't just park in a handicapped spot and just think it's cool like that you don't have to be mean to old people i wasn't being mean to all people she was laughing at old i mean like at math i was not laughing at old people that is me i'm not trying to lie in different strokes you guys have no handicap sticker you see all this on the floor here you see the blue curve and you just parked in a handicapped spot and then lottie dart off to a restaurant and got something to eat miss this is your car stop pointing at your mother this is ridiculous you're laughing laugh about it go ahead laughs bunch of old people oh you think this is a joke huh can i speak please no i'm trying to speak here because obviously you spoke a lot you're not saying anything i need some id oh okay it's patronizing i am not patronizing it is patronizing obviously obviously you got a little money and you don't care so you just park anywhere that's evil i would never say that about anybody and i don't have but you have a cavalier attitude you got a mercedes you just remember sadie you just parked it in a handicapped spot you got a bunch of old people waiting you're like i'll pay the ticket i'll pay the ticket like it's no big deal yo you're rudy huxtable no i'm not that hurt me you don't have to worry about that but i'm not really hugs though you're really helpful if you brought your car to handicap spot so you're okay you're a tv star thank you just cause you're a tv star you think you can just rule the world huh listen advertising mom he's being mean to me stop putting the blame on other people i am not putting them together i'm trying to explain myself ma'am i'm obviously the way you get to our age and then you come and tell us about this kind of crap are you proud of yourself don't be mad at me what do you do besides park in old people's handicappers do i go visit sick children who need help i go help them and i go put on blood drives what do you do when you go visit them no actually and i've never parked in the handicapped spot even though i've been tipped in my whole entire life i would never talk down about anybody else's job all right let me let like just stop you're just doing a lot of talking nobody cares about old people in this country right now [Music] i can't believe i just got popped [Music] you
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Length: 18min 56sec (1136 seconds)
Published: Wed Sep 02 2020
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