Ashton Kutcher vs. Jack Osbourne, Wee-Man, P!nk & Stephen Dorff | Punk'd

tonight on poem we pick my pencil poke security is back on the job your mother ever tell you to wear clean underwear sir yeah and they're teaching Jack Osbourne and we met a lesson no mr. jackass now sir Pink's in for a shock when she finds out what her bad-boy boyfriend has been up to the reported stolen bike you knew what was going on why would I do this when I'm famous it's even dwarf gets stuck with the tab [Music] it's all next on home we mess around [Music] so my buddy calls me up he says man you guys aren't gonna be able to do the show very long sooner or later people are gonna catch on a system I am not only gonna keep going with the show I can run the same bit with the same players at the same place and people won't know that's how good we are so that's what we did you saw the metal detector bit we did it like two weeks ago I'll do it again now we're so good we can run the same bit with the same players on different people after we've already aired we call Jack Osbourne he thinks she's got his handy-dandy meeting over here at MTV like the only reason to have a hair that bushy and big is to hide something in it we've nailed his sister there's no way the guy hasn't seen the show and we're gonna hit him here's how we're gonna do it once again we're gonna put it through the metal detector not only are we gonna get Jack we're gonna get wee man what the hell he's little I like that can you simply out your pockets if you have anything in them you need to take your belt off sir go ahead sir step back through sir please take your glasses off sir arms out sir do you have any kind of metal hip or anything like that at all sir you lying to me No are you carrying some sort of metal shank and your shoe sir go back go please actually stand there and turn around please sir sir do you have any type of going on no no we're not kidding nothing can you please take your socks off please turn around sir arms straight out arms down arms out again sir put your right one down do you have anything in your hair sir I've been on MTV for like three years now really yeah I'm pretty much an mtv employee and what do you do on MTV I'm Lee man from the show jackass never heard Oh jackass yeah turn around we'll see you as a jackass please take your shirt off please sir sir are you wearing a bra who's the Jackass now sir you can call it to you to my faces you know just call me a jackass I'm not saying that there I that look how much stuff I usually carry take your keys pull your car around front sir sir do I detect attitude not at all turn around arms up come on fight take them look in the back sir have you been drinking sir jeez can you spread your legs sir wider sir please spread your legs wider wider sir it's wider bring your other one out please sir sir you're kind of wobbly have you been drinking nope it's fudge this day no that's cool come on thanks man take easy how can that guy get too good yeah we know him you don't know me listen we man I don't know you man so are you concealing something no nothing in your colon sir nothing this isn't a laughing matter sir I uh I'm not laughing because it's evolving do you think Security's a joke no I do you think I'm standing out here for a joke I don't think you're a joke you don't think I stand out here all day for fun no I do I got kids to feed I'm sure you doing I'm not laughing at you I just think it's funny that now you're giving me attitude I don't come here for this sir I'm I don't want me to give attitude turn around sir step on the map you know I don't appreciate your attitude sir I got kids to feed sir you want me to take my pencil please I'd be great there we go your mother ever tell you to wear clean underwear sir yeah I don't need to go in oh so you don't have a meeting all of a sudden so you are fronting why would I yeah I don't know all of a sudden you don't have to go inside pull your pants up sir turn around are you okay take your Ashton [Music] see that little cylinder this is say cheese and tell me you just got Punk'd [Laughter] [Music] here's the thing about pink she's a firecracker she don't like to be messed with pink is the perfect person to Punk Thank You dinky dink dick we got your boyfriend in on it carry heart Wester the motorcycle rider you may know him he decided that you wanted to set up his girl Carrie what do you think it man dude you're not getting any milky for like a month bro if that she might just dump you we decided to set up a fake agency called the Nevada Department of racketeering these bikes have been stolen chopped put back together and being ready to be sold everybody clear we're gonna tell pink that carrie has been running an illegal motorcycle racketeering scam Carrie is gonna be in cuffs right here we've got Cory there's gonna be playin a nd our agent we've got my friend Christian Bernard gonna be playing another one of our agents what would you do if you came home and the person that you love is being stuffed in a cop car and not only back they're gonna pin it on you we're going big and we're Plunkett pink [Music] [Applause] [Music] here's the skinny we are in Vegas we're at Kerry Hart's house pink is arriving fresh off an airplane from California to see her boyfriend doesn't know what's going on [Music] you have buckets in the car first what's your relationship a 3G yes we found 15 bikes they were kind of chatted up with this have seen them they're chopped up little cyclists are back on the market like that so do you have a driver's license active for less I'm just Yunis around so you found it at e-bikes all those bikes I'm so lost right now okay can you just explain that one more time I'm so lost I know for a fact that he's my song to stolen it's like they're gonna be tried in Soul it's definitely a situation please episode absolutely I'm just gonna go run your driver's license be calm and we'll get to the bottom you're not gonna get what are you looking for for me unless this is a crime scene right so it's under my job this it's all right relax he lives with me half the time he rides his bikes that's all he does he's opening a tattoo shop he's the most down straight ahead guy in the world I wouldn't hang out with him if he wasn't and this is all completely crazy be that as it may we found these bikes are stolen problem I'm so lost right now that's it off to her name these are registrations for these bikes in your name can you explain this I have no idea I'll tell you which bike I've seen before that one and that Harley on the ends but can you explain why the other bikes arrest you in your name [Music] their choppers just stirred in my name I would have had to gone to the DMV and done it right nobody can register a vehicle in somebody else's name correct that would implicate you okay so call the DMV and ask him when I did this supposedly you know this is the craziest thing I've ever heard of in my life it's useless why would I do this famous I just spoke to your boyfriend about the situation oh geez claiming that these are your mics can he tell me that candy I don't believe you let's go have a conversation yeah I do they're my bikes tell her what you told me I'll get it handled all right just relax you tell them that they're my bikes that's what you told me right yes just Tom tell them what tell me what the hell is going on I don't know what the hell is going on I'll see you let me go down to the are you are you crazy baby just oh we don't need a razor boys we just right have no idea what's going on it's obviously someone's lying here just answer whatever questions I ask you I'll get it handled are you asking me if they're my bikes what am I supposed to say what am I supposed to say we've got the evidence right you know so they're my bikes I mean you knew what was going on JT handcuffs off you saying something you need to take me so I can get in touch with my lawyer because I need to do that I'm not sure I'm not doing anything for you I don't know what he's talking about I don't know [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I like going out I like having a good time what I don't like is when bastards stiffed me with the bill I'm sick of it and I know nobody's gonna be happy when it happens to them today we decided to Punk Stefan dwarf Stephen Dorff I'm kidding cheese come on guy had a little sense of humor Stephen thinks he's coming to meet up with some hottie hottie hottie which he is cuz Jessica's gonna be there he's gonna roll in the place and some guy my friend Matt mezame is gonna be playing a customer at the place he's gonna be chilling and start ordering Stephen drinks like non-stop like you're the man Stephen you're the man blade 82 was the best running up the tab and he's gonna bail Corey's gonna come over as the waiter and present him with the tab with everything that he thought the other guy was buying let's see how cool he is when we throw him a tab for eight G's hey I'm Stephen Dorff I'm getting pumped hey man there's Matt dude I'm awesome bet I just wanted to say hey come here often either just this is good yeah I get some drinks drinks I gotcha for the guy the guy in a red hat take care of whatever they want you guys order from him take care of enjoy guys ah all right man did they bring a bottle over - yes I got all this stuff you are the man you're the man there we go that's on him on that I don't know what you did for that cat [Music] who's the man here who's the man Stephen Dorff is the man [Music] my rope you leave it alright say what world we're heading over to his house for a while you guys want to come over and hang out I'm staying with him up in Pittsburgh but I'm staying with my boy [Music] let's get out of here [Music] give him the big bill right now baby so what is this Oh sorry that's yours Michael plus the other table plus one of the table the guy that you pointed out no he pointed at you guys you nodded like it was cool I came in I had one drink no he pointing at you I pointed at you he asked me to go he was taking care of the bill I mean he said he was ordering you stuff but this is yours me I'm sorry I mean but he's sorry I'm just trying to get money you know try to get mine I'll get my manager if there's a problem I just want to tech tutors Steve is dwarfs and you're punking me on that test you're gonna pump me on the tip you're Steven tours man come on man you can afford that [Music] you may be brave man you're gonna pour of this talk come on no I'll tell you what the joke is is I get freaking screwed this is pissed off tell me this is my night and they're telling me you gotta Bob I don't wanna do already on [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: MTV Vault

Views: 861,728

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Id: BH6OKU-J9AU

Length: 20min 24sec (1224 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 15 2020