Ashton Kutcher vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin, Ashlee Simpson & D12 | Punk'd

uh oh here we come back tonight on punk d12 is proven bizarre hit it big at the bank machine are you crying sir [Music] wipe that away please ashley simpson gets an introduction to the arts [Music] and stone cold steve austin steps into the punk drink why am i a stupid son of a [ __ ] you look at yourself in the mirror every day don't you yeah i look at myself oh this just in ashton please say that michael vartan did not get punk from the lawyers michael vartan did not get punked is it cleared up is it cleared up it's cleared up i don't get atms it's like with all the technology that we have in our world our atms are still running on a system then we gotta scan a card through the thing then you gotta punch in your code i don't remember my code and then it always ends up like giving you the s spaniel option and you hit it and then you don't even know what it's saying we've all seen the movies where you go in and it's like thumb print and a retina scanner why can't we do that with atm speaking i've been waiting for where's my damn jet pack i saw the thing where the guy flew with one i'll tell you another thing hoverboards anyone so what we're going to do is bizarre's going to go in a convenience store my real name was rufus johnson i changed my name to bizarre too proof aka deshawn holton just gonna set him up basically the atm's gonna give him a little bit more than what he asked for and then we're gonna give him a little bit more than what he asked for steve rena's easy makes a return visit play the cop omar will be playing the other cop and the driver will be played by bill got a bite we got one it was a big one it's a big one [Music] [Music] uh [Music] i didn't press the button excuse me sir we don't deal with the attendance i know this shut up 300 right here [Music] don't think even more receipts okay [Music] me let's get out of the car hands where i can see him also thank you where you guys heading to the studio the studio what what's this what's the studio is it a club club law it's a studio song capsule we're artists come on over here sir i gotta talk to you for a minute are you crying sir no okay wipe that away please it was really windy that day and there was a lot of debris in the air that could get in your eye where have you guys been all day today i've been at the hotel so you went from the hotel straight to here yep didn't stop anywhere else no we stopped at the store that was it just just a regular store not a liquor store uh i don't know you don't know if it was a liquor store uh yeah it was it was it was like i don't know what type of store was it it was a convenience store it was a convenience store yeah okay water you got you bought water yeah what else did you do that's it yeah okay shoelace is untied don't touch it okay and inside the liquor store you bought water and you paid for it with cash correct now did you have the cash on you sir no i use the hm machine use an atm machine got the receipt okay now we're seeing see what we're doing we're getting somewhere now okay we're getting somewhere what i want to do is i want to find out how much money you took out of the atm machine i got the receipt there let me see the receipt okay sixty one sixty dollars you took out correct now is that the amount of money that the machine dispensed it just spends more i got like fifty thousand dollars my bank house so i don't need to know how much money you have in your bank i want to know how much the machine dispensed i don't know like 150 dollars i thought it was a missed prayer i told to do it at the cashier i told the cashier i said dude there's something wrong with this machine i don't know does any of this look familiar to you do you recognize this gentleman yeah i recognize yeah that's that's proof who is it proof that's no this isn't proof sir i have proof in my hand [Music] proof that's his name so excuse me this is lame his name is proof okay do you recognize that gentleman yeah that's me that's you that's me what's your name rufus johnson bazaar rufus johnson bizarre rufus johnson's bizarre my stage i need okay i don't need stage names okay i'm not impressed what i need is your your god-given name okay rufus johnson okay we received the complaint from the bank checked it up with the liquor store they told us you were given extra money and that you left the store with the extra money listen dude i thought it was something wrong on my account like i told you i'm not playing any games with you i'm not a thief you can check my record my record is clean i'm not i'm not a credit card fraud type of dude i have nothing to do with that i told the dude at the counter i said dude this machine's at the level gave us too much money first wipe away the tear [Applause] suck it up tell me what you have to say i told the dude working behind the car i said dude this this machine will draw too much money he said dude this this this is a a private company you know saying i love you i said dude it's withdraw too much money which ones do dude again i don't know i'm not following you the dude at the store do you talk to him okay all right have you ever received extra money from an atm machine before no no you know what sir you've just been pumped now don't cry about it [Music] i've been officially pumped they got me man i've been pumped but i wasn't crying though it was just tears you know like the wind was blowing you know i'm saying my eyes get real watery [Music] so we decided to punk ashley simpson the darker of the simpsons sisters we all know that the carpet doesn't match the curtains but we don't care here at punk because we love her ashley simpson is going to an art gallery with a couple of her friends and what's the first thing that you think about when you think about an art gallery set it on fire so that's what we're gonna do we're gonna make her start a fire and ruin the entire gallery it should be fun hunter will be playing the gallery manager bill will be playing the artist's brother ashley's best friends lauren and stephanie are the accomplices and nicole will be playing the gallery owner do me a favor i don't want a lawsuit please don't set your mom's coat on fire i like fire fires are fun especially around priceless art [Music] it's right here it's right here we're live we're live ah oh that's cool hey ash what do you think he pass away last year he passed away he uh he was in a car accident yeah i'm just thinking that he was allowed to meet him it's just really scary out of that guy yeah it's like it's like a ghost no what are they made out of these are all uh watercolors but they're he did it on cardboard he didn't have enough money to buy canvases and so he just started painting on cardboard and he sort of felt that they were unfinished but we love that about it you know yes i don't have services hey hey i'm gonna go outside and meet him hey how are you good to see you good to see you it's been a while i know a lot hi how are you hunter very nice to meet you let me show you a few things this guy kind of had an unfortunate accident they say that he accidentally reversed and went into the cliff but if you start looking at some of the paintings it's like not necessary i was just looking at this one and i was a little bit concerned about it oh yes yes hey you don't have a drink yet hey what's up buddy can i get a drink yeah absolutely awesome head in go in luke [Music] here we go [Music] jim go jim go jim go go [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] oh hey whose jacket is this what this jacket is set off the fire fires next to a candle whose jacket is this are you kidding whose jacket is this whose jacket is this it's my jacket kitty this is your jet it's all right you set it down on this camera it's okay you guys no i didn't it's really for drinks i didn't set it down well who put it down if you didn't do it this is your jacket who put it down well i gave it to ashley an accident oh this is all ruined let's just destroy it so you ruined all my brother's panties on accident it was an accident and you ruined all my brother's panties come here ladies come here okay when i found it this jacket was like this i mean i know it's not a big candle but what i would never put a jacket on candle i would never do [ __ ] seriously did you put a jacket on top of that candle no i did not i swear never would they ever set this up my brother's paintings okay so my brother died in water and now all his paintings are going gorgeous [Music] [Music] this is all trash now look at this look at this i think it's gonna be okay give it two seconds give it two seconds [Applause] [Music] that was horrible [Music] i got pumped in order to punk a wrestler all you have to do is piss him off so we figured we'd get stone cold steve awesome that's the bottom line the stone cold says so if i was a professional wrestler my name would be ashton the farmhand kutcher because i was so strong for bailing hay look and then i would just take the farm hand like this i'd be like have you met the farm hand that'd be awesome all right here's what's gonna happen stone cold is gonna go to a restaurant they're gonna park the car at the valet his manager's gonna lose his phone and somebody's gonna get fired over it we wanna see if stone cold really is the defender of the little man chris will be playing the manager of the valet stand jordan will be playing the ballet dana's the waitress the accomplice the stone cold's manager stone cold have you met the farmhand do you remember me bringing my trio dude i don't know you lose everything you got do you remember being in the car relax kid we'll find it hey jordan jordan jordan gentleman's claiming that he lost uh uh oh right his phone yeah you know it's a silver it's a square shaped trio pilot phone i didn't it was in the car no i didn't see a phone or anything but i was like i said i wasn't looking you're saying i mean you're saying that the phone was in the car and you're saying you didn't see it no i didn't see it i didn't so tell me the truth he's saying we have a customer saying he left his phone in the car and you're saying you didn't see it well i mean i i wasn't looking i mean i just parked the car so if if there's a phone in there it should still be in there if he left games i mean we're not in the business of calling our customers liars i promise you that i'm sorry just don't tell the man i mean did you take the phone no of course not no why would i don't raise your voice at me jordan um look did you take the phone no i didn't look i swear sir i swear i didn't i didn't touch your you know jordan you're fired just get get the [ __ ] out of here go get yourself get yourself i didn't do it man would you go get your stuff and get out of here just go get your stuff get your stuff in there man go get your stuff go get i'm sorry about this go get your stuff let's check the restaurant before you get all worked up you know what sometimes you forget sorry about that every now and then so let's check the restaurant real good so we start firing up on the guys he's done don't worry about don't worry about him i'm sorry about that all right let me check let me check the restaurant there okay on my staff so how about you been working here i've been here about six months i used to park cars i've been moving up i'm junior manager already for the last year yeah know this is responsibility for me you know i can't have my staff you know i run a tight ship i thought [ __ ] well it's not exactly skilled labor you know he's got driver's license yeah i think he's got a driver's license that probably requires some type of skill that huh well that's the deal with all the stuff on your face are you in shape before you kind of work today [Laughter] where are you from i'm from georgia originally georgia apart columbus georgia what brought you out here trying to connect into what my uncle lived out here and he was owning a pet shop so i wanted to possibly get into pets and you know i got into parking and now i'm junior manager and now this is my thing i want to own a couple lots [Music] let me just well it's just contact information in case somehow you know he didn't take it would you believe me i've known the guy that's why i fired him so okay it's interesting that you got the mark on your phone because what's your name chris chris chris is going to open up a string of pet shops across the united states hey hey anybody who's a phone i just found a phone bus boy gave it to me inside is that your phone well i'll tell you one second yep thank you so much how awesome can't tell you thank you so much i'm sorry about such a hassle damn it sorry about the household this is the full man oh you guys got the hassle with this you got your phone i told you i didn't do it man and you're going to fire me it doesn't change anything you're still fired so get out of here what do you mean he got his phone it doesn't matter if he got his phone all right i fired you i can't bring you back he can't fire me if i didn't take nothing you can't fire jordan george the best can you go back in there wait tables we don't need you out here you're a waitress get in there this is parking all right are you gonna let him just fire me and i don't even take the phone i mean why are you talking to him why are you talking you're fired get out of here [ __ ] you guys man what did you say to me i said you ma i'm sorry about that that's all right you said you well he's an ass in the guy you know you why am i an ass they jumped to conclusion didn't you oh did the man take the phone just like i told you i told you to settle down and see what happens right and i want to told you yeah he i thought he took it so stupid i'm a stupid son of a [ __ ] why am i a stupid son of a [ __ ] you look at yourself in the mirror every day don't you yeah i look at myself you see a stupid son [ __ ] i don't see a stupid son of a [ __ ] when i look at myself in the mirror i'm looking at you right now stupid sound [ __ ] still stone cold you just got punked this is steve austin and i just got bumped like everybody else [Music] you

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Id: Qa9GFMYoBaU

Length: 19min 55sec (1195 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 29 2020