Arrested for Disorderly Conduct? | JEFF DUNHAM

greetings evil yes it is i ahmed broadcasting to you from my secret lair deep in a cable you will never find me what I'm going to anyway what I'm going to this hold your camels I'm broadcasting here anyway this kind of sucks what a hell are you oh crap oh well I'm glad I brought my designated driver I'm gonna ask you one more time what were you doing last night I already told you I was on my front porch smoking crack and shooting at foreign cars are we done that's not what I asked I asked if you wanted a lawyer oh um that would be yes if she has a nice badonkadonk and bodacious nods is it true you threatened to kill someone seriously you have an alibi yes Rockabye Bubba that's a lullaby oh yeah well there's spelled the same you want their truth you want that rose you can't handle the truth hard to say that now it's great hey later can I borrow your handcuffs because I have a date with your mother this is racist profiling is my right profile here's my left profile huh and I will raise it wait what we've does the waterboarding start because I'm thirsty I'm asleep and then she touched me did you turn him over 32 bottles of beer on a wall 32 fathers appeared again I was in bed with my wife not having sex hmm that's not what these pictures say that's your wife my eyes alright I'll talk I'll say anything why were the lights on what kind of place is this why am I always being called to do these things thank God for racial profiling am i right are we going to the pokey I know why they call it that I wouldn't mind going to an all-girls prison you know the drill when you hear your number step forward repeat the phrase you've been given Oh God is that you God sounds a lot like Chuck seriously spent looking at me up number one step forward and repeat the phrase you've been given silence I kill you silence ah crap here we go does he have to read them sigh sigh no tile sily slightly knees sighs sadly mins Ike bill and I you be quiet or you're dead oh it's silence I do you or is that number four um who me yes you what did you just say hey it's still my turn oh okay but look if you're going to do it you got them do it right it was in my pokey this show always starts with the bang

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Id: L-LSITHEhc4

Length: 5min 59sec (359 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 17 2016