Apparently, Nintendo made a Princess Peach game...

video games used to only be targeted at young boys I mean it makes sense Mario is a boy link is a boy and even Samus is a boy Until you realize she isn't so when it was finally time for Nintendo to release a Mario game that featured a female protagonist they had her fight with her uncontrolled emotions yeah super Princess Peach is a game few people even know about and let me show you a reason why they should so the story starts off with Bowser hearing of an item called the vibe scepter is that a vibrator joke and then he sends his lackeys to kidnap Peach but they somehow screw up and accidentally kidnap Mario it's crazy that it was actually this easy huh look Mario is in [ __ ] jail so with Mario now playing the role of the Damsel in Distress it was time for Pisha rise up and save the day alongside her Newfound friend hi I'm Perry if you're in a pinch just call me okay thank you Perry the parasol Perry the parasol sure you have a few basic attacks of the parasol but the real Crux of this game is saving toads and exaggerating peaches for whole emotions to progress yeah does crying water the plants oh my God so yeah that's essentially all that's required to beat the game okay well let's see how lucky I am one-off a one coin gotcha so that was pretty bad oh yeah there's also a shop that gives you power-ups including the power of Vore squat down while carrying an enemy and I'll absorb it look you grab him and it's just so if you happen to feel slightly Disturbed throughout this video uh subscribe for more it will get worse baby Goombas can I step on them oh no they're just what the [ __ ] oh oh I can't jump when I have them on do I have to kill them oh I have to burn them alive you saved a toad and burned seven orphans you know all in a day's work they bounce each other out oh wait I need to refill my vibe gauge hold up okay wait I have to cry real quick don't mind me oh shut up stop crying [ __ ] did you see strong Koopa look at him that dude's pissed I I thought we were gonna be playing a bad game today and no we're so wrong like slightly misogynist hey wait I want to time this oh my God I was so close okay I see it I see the code now you can time that okay wait watch this though watch this hold up I see I see the code oh wait wait watch this okay hold I've learned I have learned okay I know where I need to jump for the star I didn't think I was gonna get it I had like most games this one also has boss fights but first you have to play a off-brand Doodle Jump variant toad oh cheer yay toad oh Petey piranha oh I feel like I gotta cry right oh wait I gotta cry oh I see it I see it wait wait this is like weird right yeah [Music] yeah yeah yeah yeah I see it yeah I'm just gonna fly over here ow I took damn it no I didn't oh yes I did oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh what was this boss fight okay new chat message would you let Peach do what she's doing to PD to you uh that's a timeout but in like the quite literal way like I need to be a parent to put you down in the corner and think about what you did oh this [ __ ] is ready to cry bro any day of the week I'm ready to tear up oh what if I died there what if I died I took game is there what if I died there oh my God at the end of every boss fight two things happen one you save a toad and two Perry has a dream that reveals a bit more information about his origin story every chapter and spoiler alert by the time you finish the game the plot line is not resolved why you may ask because they were planning on putting it in the sequel that did not happen man I feel like game should really stopped doing that oh well time for chapter two who's wood so things aren't too different in this chapter you navigate through the levels save every single Toad and while I was streaming on push on TV slash alpharad everyone in chat was asking the same question am I 100 in this game here's the thing I've played this game as a kid and I remember you have to 100 it you cannot do the final boss unless you get every single toad in the game I know I could fake it for a funny moment at the end but you have to 100 it to beat the game just so you know that's required well the bill what how is that related oh [ __ ] we got heavy ammunition now [Music] that Bullet Bill can only hit one tiny block whoa fangs first or swoops whatever one of the two there's two bats in Mark oh what if I burn them alive [Music] oh I was joking no ready to start what if I say no well [ __ ] yeah I know you're right yeah and of course before we fought the next boss we had to complete this awesome fun mini game but here's the twist it wasn't Yo Toad yeah oh and there's an owl oh if I go up there I can just cheese things okay that should be enough though I just have to get above yeah see oh hey remember this that's okay if you don't the devs forgot too anyways hey it's time for the third chapter oh dry bone look how cute that guy is oh slide brella oh look at her oh that's adorable okay exclamation mark good whoa what is blindfolded to be booze oh yeah okay so this is not a special room exclamation mark show me do not need to waste my time here little did I know I was about to be wasting a lot of time because this is the Lost Woods baby that's right every door leads back to the beginning besides one unknown and mysterious patch so yeah if you don't mind I'm just gonna skip forward the Next Room features a long path of platforming and then the door just takes you back to the start so you have to jump all the way down and guess what it's lost words too baby awesome game design man that's awesome do not mind me I just gotta get a star real [Music] quick and as you might have guessed before we can fight the boss we have to play Cookie Clicker you know just click on the booze before they touch Peach wow and like I don't know why but this was very hard anyways let's just fight King Boo click the tap all right perfect just double tap well that was too quick all right boss beaten guess what time it is [Music] yeah that's what I'm talking about Yuri volcano not furry volcano nice try it's furry fury God damn it okay furry [ __ ] Fury volcano oh I like it it's a little tropical uh Rex my goat I love Rex another banger yo this OST is he oh my God this is a Hidden Gem look at the speed you get like floating holy [ __ ] this game has such Speed Run potential that's so cool didn't they introduce the Labyrinth with toxic gas that just damages you over time it's a pie we're just gonna move on and hey look the end of the level I didn't feel good about that like I don't know what it was I was faced with it and I was like I'm not hitting it oh wait is this the boss oh [ __ ] okay hmm I thought you're supposed to use the style oh wait oh this is so much this is what I thought the boom mini game was oh God wait wait I spoke too soon I spoke too soon you got Jukes I just have to look at where she is right now and those are the ones like oh I I got it oh no where'd that rock come from so after doing this again the boss for this chapter was wiggler for some reason and uh that's it and like the part I skipped before uh wiggler puts you in the gas chamber oh okay I I didn't really care for that one yeah anyways um okay just gonna keep ignoring this little oh baby it's an auto scroller it's been way too long since the last one oh wait what is this is this parasol the subrella wait blow the in the mic to send air bubbles out okay ah ah okay ah ah I got one every time I talk is it just going to do that wait [Music] okay okay this is an insane comparison do you guys hear the comsus or Todd Melody from uh End of Evangelion yeah yeah we do listen right here you hear it right and the oh blue yeah that makes sense I should have just guessed it's goober blooper you know what's crazy this is literally a boss fight involving Princess Peach and tentacles and somehow not even the most fetishy boss fight yet what's their big final Gambit what do they got for us is it just oh he's going to sleep can I just burn it no no okay okay one cut scene later and we left the wavy Beach and approached The Gleam Glacier on the way to Bowser's Castle [Music] what is the new peach power I'm missing here wait can I oh if I cry on the ground it freezes in the eyes okay what I think is interesting is that they essentially made Peach the Avatar and they could have done it in several cool ways but instead they just had to say oh she's a woman therefore she's emotional what if they just gave her powers or some [ __ ] the ice world didn't really have a lot to talk about outside of one section that was similar to The Lost Woods baby but again whoa Starfy huh did you know somewhere in Vibe Island a very odd enemy awaits you he's shaped like a star okay well um I'll tell you if I see him then the next boss minigame plays exactly like half the others and anyways uh who do you think the next boss is I don't know it's just been basic Mario enemies so far what the feraligators in what what world was I ready for this one okay so let's not stand here that just looks bad yeah okay I'm trying to figure out when do I melt it oh just whenever oh this is not a hard boss fight all right the Heat's coming it's like this if you can you handle the heat get out of the kitchen and it's what is the difficulty of this this is definitely the last boss they made oh and now it's a fairy why this is a weird boss fight I don't quite understand why I'm doing the things I do this [ __ ] just looks like Pokemon anyways time for chapter seven the kitty sky little Balloons look at those guys look at how happy they are oh oh why oh oh it's just down here there's got to be something up there though right yep excuse me coming through failed the puzzle but still got the right answer I think this game makes such good uses of all of Peach's Powers Yeah I think I think I just want to fly let's just ignore the entire challenge that they're proposing to us all right set wait whoa whoa whoa whoa wait did I just see Luigi was that wait wait Luigi jump scare wait on the bottom of the screen oh we're saving Luigi this is huge oh wait what why would I figure that one out that was the mistake I meant to hit their body this is so like when has that been a thing you do to kamik or magic Koopas for the last two boss fights of the game I they feel super phoned in you know this is the last health of the boss and I just don't really get it yeah anyways it's time for the final chapter in Bowser's Villa like uh his vacation home or something I don't know okay how evil is this place whoa we got depth yo three-hole dimensions in this [ __ ] oh this looks like a fun level you know a level similar to the [ __ ] lost with baby I'm gonna feel so stupid if I just go back to the start oh what I missed a toe back to the doors but no it's the what is going on oh I see I just gotta hide behind the he has so many Peach statues to be fair this is like a this is a concerning amount of peach statues oh no oh I see this iron ball oh I gotta just barge into it oh that's well that was fun yeah yippee we did it so eight three I think eight one still it's up there oh what the [ __ ] wow okay I think I need to be crying okay I I just didn't have to okay you know no head notice or anything it's just like it's go time you start the level and you're dead by the two booze okay so nothing nothing in here whoa what the what the [ __ ] what when the fattest [ __ ] is that wait that's the end goal where's the last toad okay I guess we'll be back we'll come back no we'll come back in a second we'll come back in a second I'm not gonna get this towed to prove a point yo you know what the final level needed an auto scroller I feel like it really sums up the whole climatic Journey we faced so far what are we doing in here what is the [ __ ] is the point of this room I mean it has a coin there do I fall oh yeah it's the Lost Woods baby oh this is awesome oh I went down there already oh wait no I did it's the one that had nothing on it that was required no no no no no no no no no no no no this level was ah much much much later oh my God and after the most gruesome level that's right because oh my God I mean not not much of a puzzle we got the toad though 12 seconds later so every single put in the game has officially been saved and now it's time to go to another [ __ ] mini game I remember okay we gotta swipe this time this is just a recycled mini game which is it's it's fine I rather do this than half the [ __ ] I did in the last level so this is okay with me she's running oh that's that's not what huh who are you how does this Hammer bro not know who I am who guess the princess would make it talk about just a little bit of sex is under throwing at the end of the game oh and Bowser's here too and Bowser is ascending into heaven wait what is this challenge yeah we just witnessed the Bowser Rapture can I just do this oh oh let me add him wow what a fight huh oh wait this is awake and Bowser we're about to fight okay to the heavens we go and by that I mean a little higher up in the castle ah impressive for a woman Bowser but enough of that you'll understand the true power of the scepter all right I thought I could just like damage him oh I can't no no no now I'm just gonna do this what is this fight what is this fight I just get angry and attack him okay I just need a little bit more help oh my god oh okay unreactable okay I'm just gonna burn them and that's it that can that cannot be the final boss right yeah like there's a phase two right yeah no way that's the end okay okay okay all right that makes a bit more sense there's a second phase I was gonna be shocked if that was the end of it and now he's big but why I guess I gotta wait that's it literally that's it I just throw bombs at him this is such a weird fight okay just yeah is there a third phase why was the clear condition to get into this fight so exponentially harder we just had to fight one misogynistic Hammer bro oh that's it oh that's like it is nice shot thank you oh we saved Mario he was trapped in the cage damn [ __ ] just shove Luigi out of the way wait what is Mario get okay or whatever so I know the game is done and you think the video is over but the most surprising thing has yet to happen and I need your undivided attention for this one clip is the vibe scepter flowing in space has strange powers and mysterious Powers that's for sure so how did you feel about this last adventure I don't know one thing about that scepter no one knows who created it or why but somewhere someone might possibly be using it right now what we made your dad got mad at you the other day you say your mom's been laughing happily a lot I don't like her maybe just maybe the vibe scepter is hidden away in your is that a vibrator joke I was cute thank you foreign

Channel: Alpharad

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Length: 18min 9sec (1089 seconds)

Published: Sun May 14 2023