Anton Died So We Could Live! - Silicon Valley

whatever you give you server a human name you named it act yeah but Anton doesn't call me anything he grimly does his work and he sits motionless until it's time to work again we could all take a page from his book it's time to pull up a big gun you busy at the moment very I've had to sit Anton loose on that talking chrome beer koozie the attacker had this drummer over three Anna you misspelled my name I did at the overclock Anton but I was able to brute-force the backdoor password to that chrome piece of [ __ ] in under 12 hours we we have a server farm in the garage right now don't you think if Anton could have saved our ass I would have suggested by now my kind of work what are you [ __ ] stupid in order to hold that much data we would have to go raid0 no backup so if we lose even one platter we lose melters data permanently plus in Anton's present condition I'm afraid he might totally meltdown look if we're gonna die let's just die why do we have to take Anton with us Jesus man you know that thing's not alive right [ __ ] your dumb machine wait do you do you actually [ __ ] your dumb machine is that the secret on your phone book you you you raw doggin I put a condom on your tiny penis and rocket International keep pouring it on [ __ ] me I will [ __ ] both of you you're a [ __ ] homecoming [ __ ] you this is Gladys maybe that's tuck outside okay I just read you here kill for Anton is going to be fine okay just spin him up please how are we looking did it off it yes but Anton is overheating already we're about to fry three of our platters I said this was a bad idea we're looking at two we'll go to them who Stanford if we moved Anton to Stanford we can plug him directly into the cluster and we'll be back online before fiduciary dopin it's perfect yeah except for the part about moving Anton to [ __ ] Stanford how the [ __ ] are we gonna do that we take them apart Milton put him back together that's insane okay well unless you happen to have a three mile long Ethernet cable hidden up your [ __ ] ass all that's the plan it's bighead gonna be okay with us just showing up with three tons of unauthorized equipment yeah I just poked him on the phone you like uh yeah we just gotta load our servers you're the Sherlock all right servers Richard man I told you now it's not a good time for this I know I know you do you never told me had we will bring Anton here to eat you who's Anton is everything that's backed into the back of this giant [ __ ] truck and you want to set it all up here dude come on I told you I'm like so close to getting fired hey kid come on it's just for a bit you specifically told us that Big Ed said this is okay that's what you [ __ ] told us you lied to our faces this is too much for you this is fine what yeah my bad I thought you were talking about like a lot more steps great Oh so anyways my office is unlocked if you guys just want to like toss that on my desk or whatever I should probably get back though before that teacher guy gets me in trouble I'll see you guys wow you had me open up the back to get the batteries and then you told me not to put them back so no one [Music] you you guys are Pied Piper the guys who built our data storage network it's awesome uh yeah it was awesome until it crashed this morning I was just using a two minutes ago it's working fine really yeah what's he talking about it's up all of monsters data is there but how's that possible what are those devices those aren't phones I got given laughing to say like look at that oh you I prefixing these MAC addresses yeah okay so what I does smart fridges about 30,000 of them coming jinyang smart fridge must have been self-correcting in order to fit my sucka jinyang video on to his fridge I had to add Pied Piper libraries the firmware other smart fridges must have seen this as an update what it's worth a chance talk to each other and they shared into a soft toy right so when we put that data on to Anton the last thing he did before he died was back himself up onto a huge network of smart fridges Anton died so we could live like Jesus [ __ ] you [Music]

Channel: lol Valley

Views: 1,186,595

Keywords: Silicon Valley, Gilfoyle, Anton, Anton Died, Pied Piper, we could live, Bertram Gilfoyle, Martin Starr, Anton died so we could live, Saved Pied Piper, Smart Fridge, Anton Server, Server Anton, Gilfoyle Anton, Anton Gilfoyle, Dinesh Chugtai, Kumail Nanjiani, Richard Hendricks, Thomas Middleditch, Jian Yang, Jimmy O. Yang, Silicon Valley Compilation, Compilation, Silicon Valley Scenes, Silicon Valley TV, HBO Silicon Valley

Id: eZTaNLfxTRU

Length: 5min 10sec (310 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 16 2017

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Wow, I barely remember any of this. Time for a rewatch before the new season.