- What up, fruity-toots! Hope you're ready for the
flyest Storytime episode yet 'cause today Pear and I are
here with the tale of Peter Pun. Hahaha! - It's actually called Peter Pan. - I know, I was joking. - Well it wasn't funny. - What is it about my
Peter Pan punchlines? They never land. Hahaha! - Ugh. - What's the matter? Are my
Peter Pan jokes growing old? Hahaha! - Grr. Well I can tell from your jokes that you know the story pretty well, so go ahead, Orange, you
take the lead on this one. - Y-you mean it? I get to tell the story this time? - Sure, why not? After all, this is a
story about growing up. Maybe you've grown up since the last time you ruined a Storytime episode. - Wow! Thanks for believing in me, Pear. I won't let you down. Ahehehehem! Once upon a time, there was a sister and two brothers. We'll call them Nightgown,
Glasses and Teddy Bear. - You know they have real names, right? - Names are overrated, Green Friend. - My name isn't Green
Friend and you know that. - What can I say? A-pear-antly I forgot your name. Hahahahaha! - Grrrrgh! Anyway, this story's not
really about Nightgown, Glasses and Teddy Bear. It's about the character from the title, Tighty McGreen-Boy. - That is not his name! - One night Tighty McGreen-Boy shows up looking for his shadow. See, it was a special kind of shadow that detached from his body or something. But the four of 'em finally caught it. You know how to catch a
special shadow, don't ya? - No, Orange. Tell me, how do you
catch a special shadow? - Unique up on it. Hahahahaha!
- Oh brother! - So then Tighty
McGreen-Boy invited them all to fly away with him to Never Land, an island where no one ever grows up! - That's right! - Which means everyone
on the island is a baby. - That's wrong! - Nuh uh! No one ever
grows up in Never Land, which means everyone's a baby! There's a tribe of babies, there's the Lost Babies, there's even some Mer-babies. You know, half fish, half baby? And there's a pirate ship
full of evil baby pirates, which Tighty McGreen-Boy easily defeats because they're babies. - That's not how the story goes! Captain Hook is an adult, and this so-called "Tighty
McGreen-Boy" has to fight really hard to beat him! - Maybe you'd like to tell the story then. - Maybe I would! The leader of the pirates
is named Captain Hook. They call him that because
a crocodile ate his hand and now he has a hook instead. - That's so dangerous! A baby with a hook hand? He could poke an eye out! - Captain Hook is not a baby, okay? Now, Captain Hook wants to kill Peter Pan, er, Tighty McGreen-Boy. Whatever we're calling him. And Captain Hook is also super scared of the crocodile who ate his hand. The crocodile once ate a clock, so anytime Captain Hook
hears the ticking of a clock he gets super scared and worried. - Hmm, what's the crocodile's name? - I don't know. - He doesn't have a name? Oh man, what a missed opportunity to name him clockodile! Hahaha! - Hahaha, alright, alright. That was actually pretty good. - Thanks! Anyway, in the end Nightgown, Glasses and Teddy Bear all decide to go home and grow up. So that leaves Tighty McGreen-Boy and his best friend Fairy McPixieCut to have fun adventures
together, forever and ever, beating up babies. - Hey, would you stop? Just to clarify, no one fights any babies in this story. - Well they should. Maybe that's why no one gets
the name of this story right. If they fought a baby or two
it'd be way more memorable. Hahaha! - That's it, the end. - Aww, no need to be such a baby. Hahahahaha!
- Grr! - I was just kid-ding around. Hahaha! - Orange! - What? Did the story not go
the way youth-ought it would? Hahahaha! - Would you stop it? - Hahahaha! (jaunty music)
