- Welcome back to Story Time. I'm Pear -- - And I'm vibrating. (laughs) - Dude, you are vibrating. What gives? - I heard today's story
was a real snooze-fest, so I drank a lot of coffee
to make sure I'd stay awake. (laughs) Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, oh yeah. - Dude, I didn't say today's
story would make you sleep, I said it's about sleep. - Oh, I understand now. My eyes are wide open. (laughs) - Ugh. Well, today's story is
an all-time classic. Sleeping Beauty. - Oh, I know the story of Sleeping Booty. That story be popping. (laughs) - It's not sleeping booty,
it's sleeping beauty. See? Wait. Looks like its called Sleeping
Booty, no buts about it. (laughs) - Orange, did you change
the title of this book? - No. But don't worry, I'm sure we'll get to
the bottom of it someday. (laughs) Now then. (clears throat) Once upon a time, there
was a king and queen. They had three baby girls -- - [Pear] What are you talking about? They only have one baby girl. - Then why are there
three in the picture? Hmm? - Probably because you've
had too much coffee, and now you're seeing three of everything. - Ah, good thinking, Pears. - There's only one of me. - Guys, guys, if all
three of you talk at once, I can't understand what you're saying. (laughs) - No. - [Orange] So the three princess sisters' had three birthday parties, and three evil witches showed up and put three curses on them. - [Pear] Orange, you're
multiplying everything in the story by three. - [Orange] And that's why my
version is three times better. Coffee, coffee, coffee,
coffee, coffee. Woo hoo! - [Pear] Ugh. - [Orange] Okay. So first curse went to princess number 1. Before her 16th birthday, she
was doomed to prick herself on a spinning wheel, causing the entire kingdom
to fall into a deep sleep. - [Pear] Okay, that's true. That's in the story. - [Orange] Curse number two, the kingdom got renamed to Booty Booty Booty
Booty Rockin' Everywhere. (laughs) - [Pear] Okay, stop! That is not in the story. - [Orange] Ya-ha, see? - [Pear] That is your handwriting, dude! You even used an orange pen. - [Orange] Agreed. The culprit could be anyone, but sadly, we'll never
ever figure out who did it, which is a total bummer. - [Pear] Ughhhh. - [Orange] And the third curse was that everyone in the kingdom had to wear annoying orange
merchandise at all times. But people actually thought
that one was pretty appealing. (laughs) Oh, why thank you. I will have more coffee, coffee, coffee. Don't mind if I do. (laughs) - [Pear] Oh. - [Orange] So anyway,
the princesses grew up and were getting close
to their 16th birthdays. The King and Queen ordered all spinning wheels to be destroyed. Every single spinning
wheel in the kingdom. And you'll remember the name
of the kingdom, don't you Pear? - [Pear] I'm not gonna say it. - [Orange] Booty, Booty, Booty,
Booty Rockin' Everywhere! - [Pear] Oh. (laughs) - [Orange] Anyway, the first princess still managed to find a spinning wheel, and pricked her booty on it. - [Pear] No. She didn't prick her booty,
she pricked her finger. - [Orange] Well, that's not
what it says in the book. See? - [Pear] No! (laughs) - [Orange] So then,
across the entire kingdom, everyone's booty fell asleep, and everyone's booty stayed fast asleep until the prince showed up
and kissed everybody's booty. - [Pear] Orange! - [Orange] What? I didn't write this story! - [Pear] Actually, you did! - [Orange] Okay, so maybe I did. But you've got to admit, Sleeping Booty is a really
fun version of the story. It puts the tale in fairytale. (laughs) - [Pear] Oh! (laughs) - [Orange] Well, that does
it for this episode everyone. That's the end. (laughs) Get it? The end. - [Orange] Yes, I get it! (laughs) Wee. Coffee, coffee,
coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee. (tropical music)
