Animal Crossing but we forgot..

it's a relaxing monday night you wake up he probably won't though the cops bust in and aim to kill they overwhelm you it's looking grim but then you remember and you whisper to yourself i can't die here you flawlessly reverse the situation on them and make for the window that's right you can't die here after all it's been months since you've seen them your animal crossing island and oh god are there weeds you forgetful fool hello there everyone right now on daddy's these feathers are stuck in my skull festival e will be happening all day today look at that air and dance or something please play this game again we have nothing else to give you oh my god oh geez oh my god it's me oh no i'm being so oh my hair is actually that long now i looked over at myself in the mirror and i just saw my animal crossing character look back oh you look wonderful well if it isn't failure how long has it been like one whole month or something look i get it i get it add more content maybe i'll keep playing i don't want to chad's telling me to sniff i don't want to sniff the confetti isn't that like what people did with the cinnamon challenge and all of a sudden they ended up in like a hospital face failure i haven't seen you in a long time all right to be fair i've just been ignoring you sure i haven't been on the animal crossing island in a long time but i've just exclusively been not talking to you because you're a waste of an island sloth oh baby the football cheer megaphone [Music] sorry i'm just going to have to talk to one of my friends hey failure it's been a long time how are you doing hey that's great um all right see ya sniff pave oh my god man remember when i was playing mario and no one was telling me to sniff the goombas man how messed up was that whoa hello look at them go oh they got a whole little stage in the hips and the feathers and the um one if you enjoy how i vibe then maybe consider subscribe anyway [Music] my amazon foe took that personally you are now entrapped by the rhythms of festival you see mitzi in the background like handcuffs meandering over dance reverse the clothes you are wearing they cry for help yeah and now i just cry find clothing that shout and twist to the rhymes of festival and [Music] three feathers of the same color for reward of the same color look at all this confetti raining from the sky like what what's dropping this first they put eggs in the water now they're putting flakes in the sky dude mother nature tapping out of this one this is this is against god this lands on like carmen said hey what's a all right funky got spookier what why would a cockroach hide in here they're gonna get like lung damage from the floor musk and die within the minute can you stream it oh jesus christ i'm sorry i really forgot i forgot this was a room composed of nothing but pop tarts sorry i think i found out what all the cockroaches are after i hate when i download a wallpaper from kiss png i like having everything available you know like at arm's reach you know i need my shotgun i need my knife i need my bludgeoning weapons and i need my just the essentials purple red blue herb hello pave i've collected your feathers eat them are you ready of course you are nevertheless again are those their real eyes no no not those [Music] those they're just like a lizard with an afro you see that i mean you see it though right these eyes are fake they might blink but those are just animatronics they're just a lizard in a bird costume that just pops off stunt sassy moody nasty a fashion style like no other tom nook constantly bring it home in the fire oh here we go the festival reaction set you do that outside you please go outside we don't get paid over time for sweeping up your stupid flakes we hate you hate you i get like optimal confetti throwing is it possible to like lag my animal across the game with like a series of frame perfect flake tosses oh what is this oh [Music] nfl this is mma now let's go what i look like right now ah all these are terrible i mean oh my god a drip unmatched yeah i'll wear these out i'd open the door mabel's like uh that's a great look on you purple red living oh that's a weird feather i wonder if pave will like these pluck them off the dragonfly dragonfly is like see the punch lines dragonflies don't make a noise so they don't scream but god do they feel the pain oh you want to trade two red feathers for two blue feathers there you go sucker eat these i gather them off the ground for you they're a little slathered in mud in various other melted snows probably just puts them down their pants just like oh festival best of all confetti machine no yes oh that's oh that's wonderful oh yeah this definitely won't harm the ozone layer if i leave it on for a couple weeks can i turn it it just keeps firing it's like a cannon yo we got a tank come back here flo oh yes warfare only fails when pave looks like the type to swing around and only fans real quick 20 bucks a week if you're looking for more you'll never support by the way rinsing oh my god i'll go into debt for you to sniff bird sniff the bird or you won't say another word i don't think i can call that support anymore but thank you for the donation expresso i need green why does no one trade in green feathers animal crossing but i drove a pike directly into my forehead to see how deep it could go your blue feather might have someone trading green green green cool update i know right dude blue green purple rainbow i hate that laugh so much yo give the puppet correct must dance yes feel the breeze feel the flow well actually i think it's time that i go the ball is the very air that pave breathes don't mention breathing around me the chat no you're gonna make the shad act up [Music] i just realized why do you toss around the fences i collected sniff paver will send you to your grave i got it at least you guys are getting clever with the threats sniff the bird well or it's straight to hell is that a rainbow feather oh is this is this a is this a drug is this like a pave drum man remember when this was all you did you see a fish shadow and you'd be like hold up i'm about to do some game play oh they i come with a gift oh yeah you want the rainbow feather yeah you animal i'm sorry that that was really aggressive and also like true like you are just i'm sorry there was viva rainbow oh my goodness oh eagley in the back just like ah my eyes oh here we go here's the big one bring pave three rainbow feathers in exchange papa gives you the ultimate festival hold on hold on a little my adhd is flaring you don't have to want to give me a grain of feather [Music] now we need red i should probably split these shouldn't i it's like it's like one of those math problems that they give you in like middle school it's like you have five red feathers mitzi offers you three green feathers for them you do the trade sorry how betrayed does hazel feel after the impact [Music] how do i make a feather with a hammer oh you brought the three frame feathers careful gotta start drooling the good stuff super rainbow okay benedict they're running they're getting out poppy's about to explode viva festival see how fast they evacuated dude up down left north that's how you do it [Music] now you've earned the most special of all rewards pave gives you my shirt let me get some clearance here oh my god oh oh oh this is terrifying someone's gonna line their animal crossing basement with these how do i turn it off guys how do i turn it off i'll let that's looking like right at me not not fail boat daniel it's so off-putting it's perfect for denny's you're going by the entrance oh wait what the heck oh you've been busy little guy no no don't mind me you you keep going don't be put in work i'll go i'm gonna let them do their thing i'm just gonna observe from a distance hold on one second what's that one second my man drifting my man drifting he's getting out the way that's the new jock villager i mean hey i'm just saying he fits in well is he is he still there no is he under there is he in there i can't destroy his hard work they work too hard for me to just throw it away the snowboard's gonna have some strange parents but you know what i hope they live a happy life give birth 200 nook miles wait hold on one second there is one thing i can do still one thing that we haven't celebrated yet today what's the last thing we have to do simple chat it's time to celebrate the only thing in this update that actually matters football football hold on if i'm anything i'm an animal crossing villager of my word i'm so sorry [Music] why did everything come out why did the music is the look in the music all good i love what i do

Channel: Failboat

Views: 732,112

Keywords: Failboat, Animal Crossing, Switch, Animal Crossing New Horizons, ACNH, Year, animal crossing new horizons, new, animal crossing, but some funny stuff happens

Id: F2msu9LAScA

Length: 11min 36sec (696 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 16 2021