Andy Samberg & Sandra Oh monologue + funny bits | The Golden Globes 2019

welcome to the 2019 Golden Globe Awards we are gonna have some fun give out some awards and one lucky audience member will host the Oscars now some of you may be wondering why the two of us are hosting together and the reason is we're the only two people left in Hollywood who haven't gotten in trouble for saying something offensive Oh Sandra that reminds me you know what race of people really gets under my skin Andy a Hollywood half marathon because it messes up all the traffic you know oh yeah I hate that race of people it's the worst race of people now we know what you guys are thinking Andy Samberg and Sandra Oh the two nicest people in showbiz this thing's gonna be a snooze but not so fast because you fools are all about to get roasted your bass style hope you're wearing your flip-flops Hollywood because we're about to scorch some earth damn right Griffin is all right who we got here we go well if it isn't Spike Lee yeah mister do the right thing yeah well I'll tell you does the right thing you as a director lifetime fan can't wait to see what you do next BAM fake fruit owl destroyed all right Sandra hit him hey Bradley Cooper you are hot this is live on television don't take backs all right who else we got um Andy ah that's weird Gina Rodriguez is here huh yeah why is that weird Sandra last time I checked she resided in heaven what Sandra Oh more like Sandra oh snap Andy Samberg more like any slams nerds ooh I love that what else who else oh I got one Michael B Jordan uh-huh yeah yeah more like Michael be buff af you a snack Michael your character's name and Creed is Adonis and it is AB Oh oh my god yes cut to come to him crying off that I want to get the meme and we can't forget Amy Adams nominated for multiple Globes tonight Hey ami save some for the rest of us you make a talented piece of dog crap take your lives Sammy yeah and then of course there's a Jeff Bridges right mr. bessel B deMille Award himself hey Jeff I wish you were my dad and bridges is cancelled cancelled dad book by David Spade wrath Lord knows what I'm talking about well that was fun it was fun should we gotta head home no no there's a lot more black panther is nominated tonight for Best Picture Drama it is the third highest-grossing movie of all time in the US which just goes to show people want blue more movies where the characters ride around and rhinoceroses like our horses I have been saying this for years Hollywood geez calm down Sandra I will not don't I won't okay it was another huge year for director Ryan Coogler a fellow Bay Area native yeah you know if you told me as a kid growing up in the bay there'd be a movie called Black Panther that starts off in Oakland this is not what I would have imagined Ryan were there like a bunch of old members of the actual Black Panther Party saying I can't even get an audition just kidding they were all framed and murdered for wanting justice and equality the world isn't always has been a nightmare it just seems worse now because of our phones what else happened this year a star is born starring Bradley Cooper and Lady gaga is nominated professionally for drama yes and their performances were incredible and he just proves and I'm just coming up with this now that there can be a hundred people in the room and 99 don't believe in you and you just need one to believe in you and that was Bradley Cooper Sandra I couldn't agree with you more I was just thinking you know totally off-the-cuff there could be a hundred people in the room and 99 don't believe in you and you just need one to believe in you and that quite frankly was Bradley Cooper so true so true young crazy rich Asians is nominated it is the first studio film with an Asian American lead since ghosts in the shell and Aloha crazy rich Asians made over 200 million dollars at the box office said Asian moms everywhere cut to my mom someone should cut to my mother right now [Applause] she didn't seem so impressed so cheers to crazy adjacent you guys deserve a drink before we start getting sloppy I gotta take care of my people so they don't get the Asian flush Gow so around a pepcid ac right there wait a minute hey what's the Asian flush don't worry this job jokes not for you copy that but I will say if we've got a bunch of antacid out you might want to send some to the Kaminski method table just a hunch reflux itty over there vice is the most nominated film of the night price is an intense drama about Dick Cheney but it's actually up for Best Musical or Comedy because it erroneously invaded the wrong category based on false intelligence Bohemian Rhapsody Robin now if a war freddie mercury's chi throughout the entire film can you imagine how hard that must have been I mean first of all you have to get the family's permission to exhume the body I don't even know where you would begin with that conversation Minister oh they were oh really well I'm sure it's still hard Claire Foy is nominated for her work in 1st man it's also house studios look more directors first man I've known unavailable then tear a man then team of man then eventually maybe woman shockingly accurate there are some amazing television shows nominated tonight the marvelous mrs. Mazal is nominated again for multiple warrants it's the show that makes audiences sit up and say wait is this anti-semitic Darren Criss of Ruth's Chris Steakhouse is here what else Jim Carrey is nominated for his show Kim [Applause] and I gotta say I knew Jim Carrey's paintings but I had no idea he had done acting he was really good although I am seeing that Jim Carrey sitting up front tonight in the movie section even though he's nominated for a TV show oh yeah that's not gonna work I'm so sorry Jim but we're gonna have to ask you to vacate the movie section and go sit with the TV folk you're kidding right now but you're on kiding and that's on TV so yeah it's awkward cuz you're a hero but we do have to ask you to move I just finished a film it's called Sonic the Hedgehog comes out in November Wow well you know come back next year I'm sure we'll be nominated all right I'm going should I take my dinner too I wouldn't want to leave any of my DNA in the film section [Applause] I'm sorry I can't hear you I see your lips moving but there's a delay takes a long time for the sound to get this far thank you we appreciate it [Applause] now I know we're up here joking but on a serious note this year we saw incredible work like Black Panther crazy rich Asians Beale Street could talk Romo posed black Klansmen and many more and they're not just here tonight because they resonated with audiences Hollywood often ignores they're here because they told stories that resonated with everyone and that is truly a beautiful thing Wow Andy can I just say that you just read all of my lines off the teleprompter what no those are mined here let me keep going when I was growing up in Canada the daughter of Korean immigrants okay you know you're right that was totally your stuff oh my god I just totally whitewashed your speech this is how it happens that's not how it happened what an amazing learning experience for me okay stop talking you got it but if I could take a moment here in all honesty I said yes to the fear of being on this stage tonight because because I wanted to be here to look out into this audience and witness this moment of change and I'm not fooling myself I'm not fooling myself next year could be different it probably will be but right now this moment is real trust me it is real because I see you and I see you all of these phases of change and now so will everyone else all right let's get to our first presenters he discovered ally and she discovered him in the garage please welcome Bradley Cooper and Lady gaga now here with a surprising unrehearsed takedown of Les Moonves is the cast of The Big Bang Theory that can't be right please welcome kaley cuoco Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons this is the 76 Golden Globes it's often very funny but there have also been so many meaningful moments that have inspired us over the years let's take a look at some of the best now Andy Samberg [Music] [Applause] [Music] what we said they inspired us yeah you guys want to see yourselves up there you hoes we gave up our Christmas for this you can see our families anyway she doesn't know this but I once watched our next presenter eat a salad at M cafe on Melrose please welcome executive producer of Green Book Octavia Spencer our next presenters are all stars on the hit NBC show this is us so break out the tissues because you're going to want to masturbate to all of them please welcome Justin Harley Chrissie meds and Golden Globe winner sterling that's our show please give us five star [Applause]

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Length: 13min 14sec (794 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 05 2019