An Honest Review of YouTube Vs Tiktok Boxing Event

all right so a lot of good things are happening right now the euros are in full flow the sun is out england are winning the side men are getting vaccinated but there is one event that has taken place in the last couple days that we need to talk about now i do not consider myself to be any form of boxing expert or have any knowledge about boxing in general but i do know youtube june 12th a bunch of youtubers chat and [ __ ] a bunch of tick-tockers chat and [ __ ] and they finally fought now there's a lot of controversy here now there were seven fights in total the first two ryan johnson versus kale sausage and landon broom versus ben azala now i'm not going to talk about these not in a peak way i just have no attachment to them and they were wearing earmuffs so we'll move on yeah these two fights happen trippy red puts on a performance it's a bit yeah but youtuber two-nil up and then dj khaled comes out to arguably the worst performance i've ever seen with ironically everybody's hands go up and uh of course no one's did put your hands up right now put your hands up everybody right here in fact i don't know if the speakers cut out or what but it was awful i paid fifty dollars for this i'm fuming up fifty dollars to watch dj khaled just go up up up here [Applause] and then we move on to the fights that mattered faze jarvis versus michael lee firstly how the hell does michael lee have 40 million followers 48.7 million why are you making a child do so what is happening face jarvis i've only met him a couple times uh didn't think he was particularly sporty after he kicked the ball like this well i watched fazer's documentary on him the other day and it looked like he had been working hard obviously i can't judge michael lee because i didn't know what he had been doing so this fight starts training yeah i'll be real jarvis looked good in this michael lee looked okay looked decent but jarvis just looked better and eventually look at oh my god bang jarvis with the right hook easy easy renal youtube easy for jarvis so yeah jarvis landing 24 punches to michael lee's five it was a whitewash let me get another performance from i don't even know who it is i'm a boomer mulatto but bunda that's all i can say is you gone kid she comes out starts singing about being athletic on a dick that ended pretty quick wasn't a fan myself and we moved on to another musician but this time in the ring ddg versus nate wyatt now they talked a lot of [ __ ] in the press conference [ __ ] none of that [ __ ] is going to matter bro we'll see how [ __ ] do all y'all do is then you know that i can't box i've never seen that actually ddg apparently has like a history in boxing whereas no nate wyatt doesn't ddg did say over and over again buddy [Applause] and this was the worst fight of the night by an absolute mile this went all five rounds and honestly i don't know if nate wyatt wasn't hugged enough as a child but bro all he did was try and grab ddg and embrace him yeah that goes the distance goes to points and ddg wins honestly boring fight it was the only fight of the night which was truly boring and just to clear up i'm not i'm going to go at them i don't want to fight either of them and i definitely don't want to hug nate wyatt so right now it's four nil to youtube this is a whitewash ah now the next fight edgy versus vinnie hacker this is where i feel like i actually start to have some input density he's like a little brother to me obviously we've had our beefs you white head track you're a pussycat seeing you dad's dick you make me feel sick and didn't you shout with your brother i did but everyone was sure that this was arguably the easiest fight of the night we have deji who's fought against jake paul and we found out if his stamina was better he could have won versus an 18 year old that throws it back but bro vinnie walks out the payne's theme song [Music] [Applause] right that sent shivers down my spine i was like you know what this 18 year old kid i feel bad for him sonny's about to get wrecked but he walks out that tunes blaring all i'm imagining is him looking at digimon how's dead she gonna follow this up he came out in his house [Music] he's tried to replicate a mike tyson walk out with the outfit he was wearing but honestly it ended up looking more like freya's dress regardless deji has speed he has power or so we thought did you say before the fight that you train five times a day which realistically that isn't good your body cannot train five times a day i think the issue with this and this is what i kind of wanted to talk about is deji portrayed that he trained hard for this but within the first minute i think it was clear that he didn't train hard enough and as i said i'm not trying to cause any arguments proud of deji i want him to bounce back from this but boxing is one of the worst sports or if you chat a lot and you're lying you will get caught out vinnie actually looked good as well that's the thing i don't know if it's because deji didn't do much back i think deji kind of thought i'm just gonna come out i've got power give him a couple hits and video will crumble he's an 18 year old kid you know he's weighs a lot less it just didn't go that way first two rounds vinnie's winning and then for some reason deji comes out and takes a knee i don't know if he knows that that is a point deduction but yeah he gets back up vinnie gets a counting stand and then i think about 44 seconds later or something like that vinnie ends up getting a tko it was very very sad to see uh i watched obviously with jj in case you saw my insta what no what the [ __ ] is this but we'll talk about that in a minute i mean i know deji is gonna feel hard done by and he does a moment which is um really upsetting to see him say oh i'm a failure in the ring back to another performance migos worst people i've ever seen live i'm just saying migos goated live terrible like watching a whole concert of just ad-libs yeah that went on way too long and eventually sixth fight was happening and brother brother the next fight jesus and neeson gibb versus taylor holder hey holder has been put on this pedestal for the last nine months i don't know how long it's been and no one knew what and why why was he put on this pedestal it's like everyone has forgotten as well about gibb winning his first two fights admittedly the first one was against a half-blind irishman and the second one was against a guy that put concrete on his head anyways i'm sitting there with talia and jj and i am i'm shaking i'm making i felt some nerves that i felt when watching jj box round one gibb putting on that pressure that deji should have been doing obviously gibbs he's a little man he's a very little man but he's a powerful man taylor looked good though taylor looked professional but i realized very quickly that taylor wasn't doing anything i think he was waiting for gibb to get tired but you don't know gibb gibb is an animal i heard a rumor once that gibb eats bull sperm for breakfast just to give him that extra edge instead of red bull anyway first round is going on and all of the commentators are just saying oh it's clear who the professional is here and talking about taylor they are literally sucking his dick while gibb is winning also you bet on holder i bet on hold okay i like holders slowly over the next few rounds the commentators realize that gibb is winning this and taylor's not doing anything [Applause] and kim continues to throw combinations gibb landed 47 punches taylor holder 21 38 with them were power punches 16 of taylor's worth like it was very very clear it ends you know i know that the whole of the uk is feeling jubilated and ready just like you know when raheem sterling scores a goal until that moment the combined scores put the bout in favor of a majority draw what what no give one so easily so easily five nil but freaking social gloves probably have a two fight deal with taylor so they know that they just that you you can't make him lose or else no one wants to see the second fight even the ref looks shocked there's a woman in red i don't know who she is i'm sorry i think she's a ufc fighter she comes in the ring and has the audacity to say to gibb we didn't know how to judge in the corner as a close fight did you think you won i three minutes later she's standing there with keem and fousey going oh i thought it seemed pretty obvious that gibb won say it in the ring and taylor holder has said he disagrees with the draw because he won i mean i have to disagree with that he won that i believe that the draw was definitely [ __ ] but you're lying through your teeth it is the biggest load of bollocks i've ever seen it makes me so upset that people are out there who can literally be bribed into doing this or are this corrupt for such an obvious fight cool if it was close and they go draw and everyone's a bit like oh okay i thought he won no one thinks that you won taylor worse than that if you didn't know this the scores that were read out 49 to 46 49 to 46 and 50 to 46 are legitimately impossible to be a draw even michael buffer tweeted it he can care less about this fight i've seen a lot of stuff about i think it's bryce hall's manager talking about oh they need to get paid the company's going to go bankrupt et cetera good my blood is boiling now taylor was annoyingly nice we all thought you know oh why has gibb got to fight the nicest one out of them but i lost every ounce of respect by the fact that he said he won you know how much respect he would have got from every single person in the world if he had gone oh you know what i thought i lost as well but you know what i'll take a draw calm social gloves even tweeted out that taylor holder one as soon as the fight ended they tweeted out that taylor holder beat give then when the majority draw was decided and it was obvious that it was wrong they deleted the tweet like there's no it's so painful that it's so obvious robbed was trending on twitter anyway we go on to taylor's sugar daddy bryce hall and uh yeah he comes out first comes out on his own as well which i thought was interesting i guess it's because taylor holder was too busy sucking off the rest of the draw with gibb but austin broome comes out with his whole family and their family and their family but like most la influences ditches all of them including his kids when a famous rapper comes along and little baby joins him and wraps him to the ring i don't know why austin mcbroom shows talia as his inspiration for the outfit but it was all right bryce horst in the broom is underweight i'd say it took me 1.4 seconds to figure out who was going to win austin mcbroom literally just out boxes bryce bryce gets a point deducted because he watched nate wire and decided to try to give him a hug and after like two rounds bryce hall's face looks like a bleeding vagina i think bryce hall had about 10 hits whereas mcbroom had like 30. but austin keeps you know just dancing around him punching him in the face bryce is bleeding the ref stops it bryce is seeing god he is literally seeing god and he he starts saying it's [ __ ] this donny is looking at the inside of his brain but he's saying it's [ __ ] that it got stopped the awkward part comes when austin broome basically just praises bryce hall at the end and says oh you know he's a he's a great guy you know oh we love each other really and at that point i don't think bryce can say anything i think he just takes the the okay yeah cool this is the easy way out cool yeah we're both great you know i never claimed to be a boxer well you did do you think that's going to hurt you in the ring as well no because i know how to use my hands too okay so you can actually train to learn how to actually box yeah i know obviously i'm not a boxer so when you step in that ring i think you automatically have a respect for each other after the fight that no one else can understand so i do get it i do get why they are nice to each other afterwards because what's the point in carrying on i mean as a whole the event it was actually quite good apart from the music it was just awkward there was there was about 19 people in the crowd whose combined age was 43. they kept cutting the music off when the artists were performing which just made it even more awkward on the live stream the fact that gibbs fight was clearly rigged not even well hidden clearly but now i just want the company to perish and in terms of the fighters jarvis new man different is it ridiculous deji if you want to come back you gotta prove something to everyone and you can't just say words it can't just be i'm gonna shock the world it's gotta be you know prove it come back with a six pack of huge muscles and gib no words no words for give because gibb is too goated that was phenomenal i can't imagine how gibb feels considering how angry we all are yeah that is it for today obviously this is a very different style of video i mean to be honest i just wanted to chat [ __ ] for 10 minutes and uh post something about it on my channel yeah hopefully you enjoyed it if you didn't i probably won't make another one of these so thank you guys for watching leave a like you enjoyed and peace all right now i recorded that on a sunday it is now monday and gibb has tweeted something that is immaculate news he has been awarded the win because even the karate people i don't know what the the people who decided it were but they have decided he won because it was obvious so kim has done it the world is at peace again and uh everything's looking up thank you for watching peace

Channel: Miniminter

Views: 2,806,540

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Length: 14min 0sec (840 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 15 2021