All in the Family

it's so incredible to finally meet you I gotta say Brittany I've been looking forward to this for a long time since we started chatting online you're all I can think about you're making me blush it's just such a great girl I don't know how you're not snatched up already yeah me neither it's a ho ho people don't really like her here so it's usually what turns guys off uh uh Brittany you never mentioned you had such bad breath yeah that too she doesn't scope or floss or anything that's gonna drive guys away - that's what I'm saying ah Wow so who's this man living on your back this is my conjoined twin Steven yeah I came out first buddy and I came out with this baby fist wielded yes so if you ever even think about touching her and think I'm not gonna find out I think that's possible I will find out about it and there's not a tight-fitting turtleneck in this world that will keep me from coming after you okay Brittany you never mentioned you had a brother on your online profile yeah well our house is pretty shadowy so I guess it just wouldn't really show up in any of the pictures that I took from my webcam huh we need some light bulbs I guess yeah sure didn't you know what let's let's just try to finish our date okay don't mind me I'll just be over here okay so uh Brittany Brittany where you well why what school do you go to I go to school the why oh that's my alma mater that's actually why I'm still in Utah what do you do is a job I ask I am with a company that makes websites yeah we um I am a graphic designer sounds like it takes a lot of time to break up with them right okay excuse me you got something to say I'm sorry this is a little weird I'm glitz weird about it no no you sit down and tell me what's weird I am 100 percent fine with weirdly close sibling relationships I mean I listen to Donny and Marie so what's weird about this well okay I mean relationship I think Brittany's fine I think she's great at she's all the woman I could handle is that a fat joke that was a fat joke I mean maybe she has a little extra growth okay what is it then it's not pretty enough not funny enough very pretty she's friendly she's fun she's until today friendly is what a guy says when there are two in the face and a 12 in the waist listen you're growing out of her neck like a parasite addicted to low-grade rhino tranquilizers Ginny please I'm sorry Wow you can keep going on this date but I'm not in it anymore okay listen I tried to be understanding but now all I could think about is going in for a cuddle and getting plenty of quality eye contact with good ol brother Steven no I you just you can't kiss it and quit it when your dates conjoined twin could be waiting with the Taser two feet away yeah no thank you Mary Kate nationally that is it come on come on you guys let's do it I'm out of here I'm gonna win our v-neck next time Kenny and then I'm gonna kill you straight up you want to order anything

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 40,154

Rating: 4.9310346 out of 5

Keywords: byu, divine comedy, conjoined twins, stephen meek, brittni miner, kenny baldwin

Id: gSgfqAGnGg8

Length: 4min 3sec (243 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 26 2014